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[–]WeirdestMudkipz 99 points100 points ago

That's a very handsome sandwich.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 87 points88 points ago

I don't know, he looks kind of inbred.

[–]WeirdestMudkipz 36 points37 points ago

Whatever tickles your pickle.

[–]the_troller 19 points20 points ago

or heats your buns

[–]L3ftyrocks89 35 points36 points ago

Or gives you an erection.

[–]crazyfingers619 4 points5 points ago

Or makes your head drizzle

[–]L3ftyrocks89 -1 points0 points ago

Plain and simple, whatever makes your penis hard.

[–]mr_tw 10 points11 points ago

Unless its kids, sicko

[–]Jujub3ast 4 points5 points ago

Not in Japan... Everything is legal in Japan.

[–]L3ftyrocks89 2 points3 points ago

That's so true. Have you seen their porn? Or even been there? Everything there is basically porn.

[–]Real-Life-Reddit 1 point2 points ago

or sauces your horses

[–]Nextmastermind 1 point2 points ago

That's kind of a stale joke, mate.

[–]Nightbane35 4 points5 points ago

Let me guess, Irish man youtube post?

[–]a_bit_befuddled 6 points7 points ago

Let me guess... Someone stole your sweet roll

[–]ssbb-outtahere -1 points0 points ago

This was obviously taken in Rand McNally, not only do Hamburgers eat people, but incidentally, people wear hats on their feet as well.

[–]yaniwilks[S] 11 points12 points ago

Its captivating..

[–]chaitan94 12 points13 points ago

It's really Hot, dawg.

[–]DLimited 9 points10 points ago

Don't Egg him on.

[–]Sexithiothene 4 points5 points ago

Looks like he's got himself into quite the pickle.

[–]yaniwilks[S] 3 points4 points ago

Hes playing ketchup in that food marathon.

[–]DforDrew 8 points9 points ago

Lettuce stop these terrible puns

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[–]almostpuns -2 points-1 points ago

Nachos are tasty...

[–]60fuckingwolves 35 points36 points ago

"Stuffed head please, oh and make sure the mouth is dripping with cheese."

[–]OweeKazowee 12 points13 points ago

I don't think I like face-swaps anymore...

[–]pheartheceal 10 points11 points ago

Excuse me waiter, why is my manwich puking?

[–]fridgeridoo 20 points21 points ago

I have nightmares about all the burgers I've eaten now

[–]McBurger 23 points24 points ago

Boo

[–]lucas-hanson -2 points-1 points ago

Redditor for a year and a half. This will do. This will do.

[–]Craigellachie 2 points3 points ago

You'll love this relevant short film then! Hambuster!

[–]awesimo 4 points5 points ago

The only known picture from the land of Rand McNally.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

This is my personal favorite repost

[–]cheeriebomb 0 points1 point ago

True. This is one of a very few select things that I will guffaw at and upvote every single time it is posted.

[–]TheCitizenErased 5 points6 points ago

Does that burger head have pickled hair?

[–]yaniwilks[S] 8 points9 points ago

Picklefro

[–]mr_tw 2 points3 points ago

The puns. The puns. Make it stop!!

[–]amawg9 4 points5 points ago

"I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!"  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nDdoJX1KxM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]aryatha 1 point2 points ago

It's rare that I find one of these amusing and....I snarfed my beer. Well done.

[–]osamabinlaggin 1 point2 points ago

That's quite frightening..

[–]LittleLionHaw 1 point2 points ago

That burger is a monstrosity...a delicious looking one I'll give you that.

[–]yaniwilks[S] 2 points3 points ago

I would try it...

[–]LittleLionHaw 1 point2 points ago

[–]Damasticator 1 point2 points ago

[–]haydugjr 1 point2 points ago

Since when did Soviet Russia have black people?

[–]checkraptor 1 point2 points ago

The tables have turned!

[–]Fatguyrepresentative 1 point2 points ago

Oh God, this is what nightmares are made of.

[–]cyan0sis 1 point2 points ago

Come to Rand McNally where people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people!

[–]dr_wang 1 point2 points ago

I bet the burger is really dry

[–]bulldog1440 1 point2 points ago

I've actually eaten at this place . . . Denny's Beer Barrel Pub it's in PA. They have even bigger burgers.

[–]jlbardell03 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for knowing this amazing place! I've eaten here many times. It's a favorite motorcycle destination!!!

[–]bulldog1440 0 points1 point ago

I went there with my friends every semester to do the challenge. We would drive down from penn state. Great times.

[–]NinjaInWhite 1 point2 points ago

In a world...

[–]Escmymind 0 points1 point ago

Imma be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse!

[–]FreddyandTheChokes[!] 0 points1 point ago

This must have been taken in Rand McNally.

[–]mrdaniel17 0 points1 point ago

None of these "My personal favorite face-swap" posts have made me laugh until now.

[–]ReKognito 0 points1 point ago

This fad is not gonna stop anytime soon, is it?

[–]zedmin 0 points1 point ago

surprisingly these keep getting better

[–]PirateMug 0 points1 point ago

Nightmare fuel. Nice.

[–]Nosher 0 points1 point ago

If you ever get a meal that includes an entire roll of paper towel as an accoutrement, run as fast as you can. Your heart and your clothing will thank you.

[–]xproshox 0 points1 point ago

[–]erickadue32 0 points1 point ago

somebody should transfer to /r/WTF

[–]KraveNation 0 points1 point ago

That burger is enormous

[–]iD999 0 points1 point ago

This is not right without the helmet. That burger needs a helmet.

[–]llDuffmanll 0 points1 point ago

Where's his helmet?

[–]Mulholland_avenue 0 points1 point ago

[–]akkan 0 points1 point ago

I almost choked on the gum I was chewing on. Jeeeesus.

[–]The_Auryn 0 points1 point ago

I think the top bun alone would be a sufficient meal.

[–]monksawse 0 points1 point ago

[–]pfft-I-say 0 points1 point ago

Oh. My. God. This is the stuff of nightmares.

[–]BearPond 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me a little of this, which I made for a friend for his birthday.

[–]PoisonMind 0 points1 point ago

Ever see a sandwich that could take a bite out of YOU?

[–]soal1 0 points1 point ago

This is the greatest FS ever! lol

[–]Deathmask97 0 points1 point ago

Where can I find the original?

[–]bigfishh 0 points1 point ago

Can someone link me to this guy's face, with the kony 2012 theme? And does somebody has a source to wallpaper of that? I really want that right now :)

[–]ISHOTJAMC 0 points1 point ago

I just, a little bit, threw up in my own mouth.

[–]NinjaPoster 0 points1 point ago

This post reminds me to ketchup on times and relish the moment after I mustard up the strength after all there is no margarine for error :3

[–]theavacado 0 points1 point ago

Last night I had a dream that a hamburger was tryin to eat ME!

[–]rennluvz 0 points1 point ago

Ohgod. o.o LOL

[–]RandomMandarin 0 points1 point ago

Hannibal McCheese.

[–]ToAGasChamberGo 0 points1 point ago

I don't want to be that guy but wouldn't this be considered a head swap?

[–]Legolihkan 0 points1 point ago

Re-Fucking-Post.

[–]locobunney 0 points1 point ago

best faceswap ever made

[–]philosophersx 0 points1 point ago

MY MANWICH!

[–]chuperamigo 0 points1 point ago

Oh science, it hurts from laughing

[–]RocksAndSoup 0 points1 point ago

Dammit

[–]Daz0k -3 points-2 points ago*

Every face-swap is someones favorite.

Seriously, stop doing this and make different titles o.O

Edit:

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/t8gp5/my_favorite_face_swap/

Thanks

[–]dvdrdiscs 2 points3 points ago

95% of Reddit titles are regurgitated. Some days you log on, skim the titles, and wonder if it was yesterday.

[–]fayvalentine -4 points-3 points ago

Favorite Face Swap Level: OVER 9000

[–]duchovny -3 points-2 points ago

Downvoted for "my personal favorite...".

[–]ExdigguserPies 5 points6 points ago

This really needs to stop. Apart from being a dumb trend, it's admitting that it's a repost but doing it anyway.

[–]sarahsway 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way to hard at this.

[–]crookedwir3 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of my childhood at the bottom of ye sea.

[–]GAD604 0 points1 point ago

And just where may I find one of those magnificent sandwiches?

[–]NotLurking101 -1 points0 points ago

This made my morning!

[–]juru1876 -1 points0 points ago

This one made me burst out laughing. I was not expecting it to be that funny.

[–]jerommimo -3 points-2 points ago

Repost !

[–]AwkwardTrollLikesPie -4 points-3 points ago

Not a face swap. This was a costume. Explain the sauce dripping from his mouth onto the plate.

[–]tanjoodo 2 points3 points ago

Explanation: Photoshop.

[–]xiregulatorix -1 points0 points ago

now this i wouldn't mind seeing in r/WTF

[–]Ragnarok022 -1 points0 points ago

Okay, I don't like the whole faceswapping pics, but THAT is really an awesome one! You got my upvote!

[–]straylight85 -1 points0 points ago

Thanks, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight.

[–]robbyoj -1 points0 points ago

This wins the Internet

[–]SkullduggeryUK -1 points0 points ago

The words 'personal favorite' are now being added to my RES filter

you filed this under the wrong subreddit, try posting it to /r/dullunfunnyboringshit

[–]falconfetus8 -4 points-3 points ago

Why did you reupload this to imgur? It's been on atleast 8 other sites according to tineye.

http://www.tineye.com/search/9146283e2c5fa0cb11999ccae8b5959ffd63951a/?pluginver=chrome-1.1

[–]MrFrimplesYummyDog 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure it's what has put imgur over capacity.

[–]panky117 -2 points-1 points ago

gives the hamburgler a whole new meaning