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[–]hackysack 214 points215 points ago

Reddit is turning into a Youtube comment aggregator.

[–]epic_comebacks 165 points166 points ago

Upvote this comment if you pee on the side of a toilet to make it quieter.

[–]godlessatheist 111 points112 points ago

Upvote if you are reading my comment in 2012!

[–]Se7en_Sinner 83 points84 points ago

Upvote if you're a strong black woman and don't need no man.

[–]kimcheekumquat 63 points64 points ago

Upvote if you're a strong beautiful Adolf Hitler and don't need no unconditional surrender to the Allies.

[–]WeirdestMudkipz 33 points34 points ago

Upvote this comment if you like cats on Reddit!

[–]godlessatheist 24 points25 points ago

DAE Atheism and Skyrim?

[–]the_troller 0 points1 point ago

Upvote if you're commenter #50!

[–]Real-Life-Reddit 9 points10 points ago

Downvote everyone above me!

[–]bioluminescent -4 points-3 points ago

I'm going for an anal bleach session, when I get back I expect to have 5 billion upvotes.

[–]AriBBCP 1 point2 points ago

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO THAT

[–]tells_bad_jokes 0 points1 point ago

I'm a white man but I still upvoted you. Is that okay too?

[–]bAD-jOKE-eEL -1 points0 points ago

This is your worst joke yet

[–]EagleBurn 6 points7 points ago*

"There are two people that lie!!! :D"

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[–]EagleBurn 2 points3 points ago

You don't get it, just forget it dude.

[–]kinboyatuwo 2 points3 points ago

Hopefully the inside.

[–]panky117 6 points7 points ago

can we have youtubecomments become a subreddit?

[–]smokinjoints 2 points3 points ago

You mean like /r/youtubecomments ?

[–]DreadandButter 2 points3 points ago

r/youtubecomments

[–]Purple_Blankets 8 points9 points ago

No, Reddit seems to be turning into an anti-semitic comment aggregator.

[–]magicsparkles 5 points6 points ago

I'm just following orders.

[–]fixorater 2 points3 points ago

Don't take a look into /r/conspiracy it's turning into a full on white supremacist and anti-Semite breeding ground.

[–]midas22 1 point2 points ago

Are they breeding in there too? Maybe I should pay a visit.

[–]DuckDragon 1 point2 points ago

The same thing is happening with youtube comments that happened to the e-cards. There are a few that are really funny, but the shitloads that are getting posted really takes away from that. Unfortunately, karmawhores will post them no matter what, so we can't have just a normal amount. I don't want to see fucktons of youtube comments like this, but I don't want to never see another again. Unfortunately, it seems like it has to be one or the other.

[–]Enleat -5 points-4 points ago*

OH NO, several posts of screenshots on r/funny of funny You Tube comments, the whole of reddit MUST be in great peril.

[–]ChiefNugs 4 points5 points ago

You honestly don't think reddit has gotten 100x shittier? Actually, never mind. Looking at your other comments, it seems that you are part of the problem.

[–]Enleat -2 points-1 points ago

Please, tell me how.

I just post what i like.

[–]Akaforty -1 points0 points ago

I just pray to the mods every day that they will cure Reddit from this disease.

[–]cbrandolino 61 points62 points ago

It's funny because Jews like money, right?

[–]snarkinturtle 34 points35 points ago

Funny might be too strong a word.

[–]Genkaki 18 points19 points ago

Moderately amusing?

[–]semisane8 12 points13 points ago

bingo

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[–]the_troller 1 point2 points ago

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[–]the_troller 2 points3 points ago

actually, all you need to do is write: /r/thenameofthesubreddit

[–]Flopdong 1 point2 points ago

like "/ r / thenameofthesubreddit" without the quotes or spaces

[–]the_troller 1 point2 points ago

Yes

[–]BritishHobo 3 points4 points ago

Amusing that it's titled 'Oh Youtube...' given Reddit's love for hacky, 'ironic' racist jokes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

May I recommend the following, totally unbiased, documentary to answer your questions.

(Please disregard the fact it was produced by the Nazis.)

[–]CheshireC4t 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because [casual racism]

[–]RonnieRim 8 points9 points ago

Didn't even smirk.

[–]h83r 4 points5 points ago

If I wanted to read YouTube comments, I'd go to YouTube. Christ.

[–]SociableIntrovert 0 points1 point ago

I agree with you, Christ.

[–]the_underscore_key 3 points4 points ago

all I can say is, don't drink and drive, at least not across three states

how is this relevant to penny pyramid thing??

[–]raldiJr 19 points20 points ago

Please stop with the youtube comments thing.

/r/youtubecomments

[–]the_troller 5 points6 points ago

We should have a vote, like how ecards belong in /r/ecards

[–]mycatdieddamnit 2 points3 points ago

Please stop with the subreddit aggregating .

/r/request2segregateALLsubreddits

[–]JimCarreysFace 6 points7 points ago

I think people should stop feeling the need to make separate subreddits for all kinds of humor. I mean, what if I want all my humor to be bunched together because I find them all to be funny (r/funny) or maybe we need to make another subreddit called r/everythingfunnynotjustshitthatdoesntannoyafewpeople.....ಠ_ಠ

[–]AMathmagician 2 points3 points ago

Use reddit.com/r/subyoulike+othersubyoulike+thirdsub to mix them together. For instance,

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny+ecards+youtubecomments

combines /r/funny, /r/eCards, and /r/youtubecomments in one easy to view page.

[–]Quatroking 0 points1 point ago

Stop making me do things!!!

[–]DuckDragon 1 point2 points ago

It's not that clear though. I know what you mean, and I agree that the segregation can get annoying. I didn't want to see constant e-cards, which was happening at one point, but now I'll never see another e-card in this subreddit again.

The same thing is happening with youtube comments. There are a few that are really funny, but the shitloads that are getting posted really takes away from that. Unfortunately, karmawhores will post them no matter what, so we can't have just a normal amount.

[–]2danimm -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck you, in every post i have to see someone whining about how they don't like certain kind of humor, get the fuck out of here and downvote the fucking post.

[–]Literally_Fucking 3 points4 points ago

If you don't like this guy why would you engage him in coitus?

[–]raldiJr -1 points0 points ago

Someone has sand in his vagina.

Relax dude.

[–]Nova11 3 points4 points ago

I'd change that into a world record penny candy pyramid.

[–]tbaxattack 6 points7 points ago

So...hes making a pyramid out of pennies because he got a DWI? Or...he's pissed that the jerks from guinness wouldn't help him so he's gonna get drunk and drive across three states? Either way I'm sure this guy's a boss.

[–]Wantstoknowaboutyou 5 points6 points ago

Thank you for both telling me it was a comment and putting a bold red box around the comment. I would be lost without you.

[–]bearskinz 3 points4 points ago

the description of the video is the funniest part, so ambiguous.

[–]sirin3 11 points12 points ago

[–]huitlacoche 5 points6 points ago

Jews love pennies, but I thought they would be tired of assembling pyramids.

[–]MarsTraveler 1 point2 points ago

Is no one going to mention the penny in the middle of the stack thats out of place? Won't someone think of the pennies?

[–]WSolstice 1 point2 points ago

"All I'm saying is don't drink and drive. At least not across 3 states." Did I miss something here?

[–]shadowtheking 1 point2 points ago

I think this is relevant.

[–]Matt08642 1 point2 points ago

Why do people highlight the comment we're supposed to look at? It's pretty fucking obvious

[–]2yrnx1lc2zkp77kp 10 points11 points ago

i'm getting so damn tired of the jewish moneygrabber stereotype. So tired.

[–]cyks 8 points9 points ago

Well then which stereotypes have you not grown tired of?

[–]topcat512 -2 points-1 points ago

hear hear. i'm getting tired of the overly sensitive jew who can't take a joke without crying stereotype.

[–]2yrnx1lc2zkp77kp -1 points0 points ago

are you...retarded? It doesn't matter if you think the joke is funny or not, it's purely based off a jewish stereotype. I... i don't even...

[–]topcat512 0 points1 point ago

i'm joking as well you fucking idiot. grow a brain and jump off a cliff to rid humanity of your stupidity.

[–]Davey_Jones 3 points4 points ago

Link to the video please. Yes I'm that lazy.

[–]Davey_Jones 4 points5 points ago

Thank you.

EDIT: not available for mobile users. Damn.

[–]bigandrewgold 5 points6 points ago

Why do people do that, so stupid

[–]aqaspecification 2 points3 points ago

Racist.

[–]gary88 0 points1 point ago

But I thought all YouTube comments were garbage and nothing but gold is posted to reddit?

[–]EcoFreak11 0 points1 point ago

I'm Jewish, and this was funny as hell.

[–]OprahLuvr 0 points1 point ago

As an American, it's odd to see someones weight described in kilograms.

[–]tf2pro 0 points1 point ago

For you lazy people that want to see the video.

[–]westonh 0 points1 point ago

I thought the description was equally funny

[–]HarryFucking_Potter 0 points1 point ago

This joke no longer applies to Canadians.

[–]fridgeridoo 0 points1 point ago

Better censor it

[–]kuba_10 -1 points0 points ago

HAND OVER YOUR JEW GOLD!

[–]thespike323 -5 points-4 points ago

That's nasty. Pennies are the child porn of the Jewish people.

[–]MahNigga -2 points-1 points ago

Indeed. My good sir.

[–]kuba_10 -2 points-1 points ago

Jews eat money, do cotton bills would be more digestable. That's why there's a cult of $100 bill. The ink is tasty.

[–]MabyLater -1 points0 points ago

please just make an /r/youtubecomment and put it there.

[–]the_troller 2 points3 points ago

There's already a /r/youtubecomments

[–]JoePurdy -2 points-1 points ago

This is the first time I have really "lol" in a long time...

[–]Upvote_and_STFU 1 point2 points ago

[–]Athene_Wins -2 points-1 points ago

A machine could make that pyramid in like 30 seconds. Pointless and not art at all

[–]nitram916 -1 points0 points ago

hahahahaha

[–]Upvote_and_STFU 2 points3 points ago

[–]MrFugums -1 points0 points ago

Can we please stop saying "Oh Youtube..." like it's some kind of seperate entity? It's part of the internet too ya know.