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[–]cesarjulius 246 points247 points ago*

This dog is a fucking MORON. He couldn't figure out he was the one making the ball move???

I watched this for two and a half hours, and this idiot dog never ONCE stopped to try and figure out what was happening.

[–]SpamFilterHatesMe 108 points109 points ago

Keep watching. You'd be surprised at the 10:40:35.

[–]cesarjulius 38 points39 points ago

I can't find the fast forward button or time counter, so I guess I'll just have to watch it in real-time with my phone as a timer.

Is it really, really worth it? I'm gonna be pissed if it turns out to be lame.

[–]canadian028 6 points7 points ago

What, you think this just runs in some kind of loop? PSSSSHHHH

[–]cesarjulius 11 points12 points ago

i think your tire is leaking air, buddy.

you really should get that checked.

[–]CannedBeef 8 points9 points ago

Wait, you posted this less than 3 hours after the gif was posted!

That means...

Have you been switching time zones?

[–]SpamFilterHatesMe 9 points10 points ago

No.

I'm THAT dog.

[–]KyoTe44 4 points5 points ago

Then it was YOU that I called

[–]washburnee 0 points1 point ago

That dog have a FUCKING amazing stamina if he kept chasing that ball for 10+ hours nonstop.

[–]DarkSideofOZ 43 points44 points ago

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[–]kepleronlyknows 6 points7 points ago

But.. time travel.

[–]silent_p 4 points5 points ago

That dog is having the time of his life. Stop being such a buzzkill.

[–]cesarjulius -1 points0 points ago

I gave you two upvotes, for referencing the two greatest movies ever made: Dirty Dancing and Toy Story.

Simply brilliant.

[–]Mkakir 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad I'm not the only person that tries to figure out when a gif ends and restarts the loop.

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[–]SuperPanic 7 points8 points ago

This is amazingly ironic

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[–]cesarjulius 0 points1 point ago

That's.

thejoke

[–]Tatsumi 26 points27 points ago

Trolled eh? Seems to be having fun to me.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 11 points12 points ago

Didn't you hear, anything and everything can be described as trolling now.

[–]the_troller 3 points4 points ago

Even this comment. Wait... shit!

[–]funkbitch 36 points37 points ago

That's... not what trolling means.

[–]arzthaus 10 points11 points ago

Give it up. Once the internet has decided that a word means something there's no changing it.

[–]funkbitch 11 points12 points ago

Lol you trolled me so hard

[–]boozles 1 point2 points ago

Reddit : "troll" :: Smurfs : "smurf"

[–]nivarius 0 points1 point ago

Can't tell if troll... Or just smurfing.

[–]RedditLG 51 points52 points ago

I can't wait to try this! Extra upvotes for a smooth, seemingly infinite gif too!

[–]FaerieStories 31 points32 points ago

But downvote for repost and for using the word 'trolled' inappropriately

[–]KillerSloth 19 points20 points ago

I would say this fits the definition if 'trolled' pretty well. Mainly from where the term comes from, being about having a baited fishing line in the water and dragging it behind a boat. The dog is basicly pulling a baited line behind him and is chasing the bait.

[–]FaerieStories 4 points5 points ago

The term 'trolled' is used to describe a very specific kind of internet-related act: the idea of winding someone up by tricking them into getting angry about opinions you write, but don't actually believe to be true. Trolling is not the same as tricking or pranking- all have different connotations depending on the specific situation they are used for.

[–]TokyoXtreme 3 points4 points ago

Dude, don't be a weakasaurus. Words change with time, and are constantly getting updated and refined with nuance and meaning.

The above pair of sentences was an example of a proper troll, as I fully agree with FaerieStories' eloquent description of trolling, yet I wrote a counter-opinion that I actually oppose, simply with the intent to rustle his jimmies. Obviously if my comment were a true troll, I wouldn't include this second paragraph revealing my deception; I would simply submit my comment after the first paragraph and cackle from under my bridge. You know that's how we do.

[–]FaerieStories 2 points3 points ago

And you would have got me too, as I was about to reply to it until I read the latter part of your post.

[–]KillerSloth 1 point2 points ago

I know that, but it got it's name based on the term 'trolling' as it is related to fishing. Setting out bait and seeing who bites.

[–]FaerieStories 0 points1 point ago

Sure ok. But I somewhat doubt that was what the OP meant when he used the term. A coincidence, I think.

[–]KillerSloth 1 point2 points ago

Totally agree. It actually ends up working fairly well, but I doubt OP was witty enough to think of it.

[–]Teyar 2 points3 points ago

While I like the idea and appreciate the verbal congruity between them, trawling and trolling do not come from the same place.

Its the verb form of 'troll', ie, someone who goes on the internet to fuck with people.

[–]KillerSloth 2 points3 points ago

Trawling is dragging a net behind a boat to catch fish, while trolling is dragging a baited line behind a boat to catch fish. The internet word got it's name based of the term used for fishing.

[–]Almoturg 4 points5 points ago

You are almost certainly correct about the origin of the word as used on the internet but "trolling" actually also means "To fish for by trailing a baited line from behind a slowly moving boat." (See here)

[–]presumed_nonentity 0 points1 point ago

Here's a bit of history on the word.

[–]diMario 0 points1 point ago

Indeed. The dog is not getting trolled, it is getting exercised.

[–]RedditLG -2 points-1 points ago

Haha touché!

[–]Falcorsc2 1 point2 points ago

its not. You can see it "skip" when the dog goes out of view behind the table. Look in the top right corner

[–]RedditLG 0 points1 point ago

Good eye! The slight shake helps hide it pretty well.

[–]etihw2 7 points8 points ago

Pranked*.

[–]panky117 11 points12 points ago

[–]Skwerley 16 points17 points ago

Not trolling.

[–]ellgee 2 points3 points ago

repost of "Perpetual Motion Bulldog"

[–]TheDroopy 2 points3 points ago

"Trolling" officially has no meaning anymore.

[–]Alu123 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost guys.

[–]SomeSortaSlow -2 points-1 points ago

I think I've seen this reposted three times now.

[–]MonGorTheMad 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of when I was about 5 or 6. I'd steal a length of my grandmas yarn, tuck it in to the back of my jeans, then crawl around the pool table and pretend to chase my "tail."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm 37 min in... still hasn't gotten the ball.

[–]TheEverLurking 0 points1 point ago

I had the epic sax guy playing in the background when I clicked that link.

[–]mkips200 0 points1 point ago

Is that stuck up his ass?

[–]Moikle 0 points1 point ago

They should use this method to cut down trees, just leave a dog doing this round the tree overnight and is should wear down

[–]happycrabeatsthefish 0 points1 point ago

How can I do this with my cat? How can I use this to lower my electric bill?

[–]apollominor 1 point2 points ago

I wish I had an English bulldog. I would name him Charles Barkley.

[–]OnyxPhoenix 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought the dog was stupid. But after 20 minutes of laughing at this for 20 minutes like a muppet I realised Im not much smarter.

[–]kinyon 0 points1 point ago

This is obviously a shop, bulldogs only move that fast for food.

[–]byoonbyoon 0 points1 point ago

a seamless gif! :)

[–]TokyoXtreme -1 points0 points ago

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

(image of bald Larry Fishburne)

THAT OP'S MIS-USE OF "TROLL" WAS IN FACT ITSELF A TROLL

[–]tennisnipples 0 points1 point ago

If that actually happened the ball would snap back after going around, and go in that direction, and so forth.

EDIT: I'M DUMB I THOUGHT IT WAS TIED TO THE TABLE

EDIT2: WAIT IT IS......OR IS IT

[–]spartancrazy26 0 points1 point ago

Gifs like this where it looks infinite are mesmerizing.

[–]Mrsinji 0 points1 point ago

+1 for perfect looping. On the 67th pass he catches the ball :)

[–]Shut_Up_Dude 0 points1 point ago

How does this work? I'm tired of trying to figure it out.

[–]aguirre1 0 points1 point ago

they finally figured out how to build the perpetuum mobile

[–]Influenzo 0 points1 point ago

I'm not proud of how long I personally watched this .gif

[–]Paedin 0 points1 point ago

How long until the line got snagged and the dog lived up to the URL?

[–]thecoletrane 0 points1 point ago

You sick bastard

[–]Killhead 0 points1 point ago

Downvoted for cruelty and up voted for funniness. I REMAIN NEUTRAL!

[–]misfitsfiend313 0 points1 point ago

lol how long is he going to do that!

[–]kobello 1 point2 points ago

"perpetual motion bulldog"

[–]Rjhoward16 2 points3 points ago

Nipple pudding.

[–]s0crates82 0 points1 point ago

Zippity doo bop frenulum doo wip bip zoo doo bop.

[–]Rjhoward16 0 points1 point ago

Zap

[–]deaft 2 points3 points ago

oh, yes, I would really like that ball.

[–]kibbels47 1 point2 points ago

It looks like the ball is attached to the dogs butt hole.

[–]D-Phree -1 points0 points ago

how funny! ive NEVER seen this before. . . . . . .

[–]Staplerman3 -2 points-1 points ago

Not sure if on a loop or the dog just keep going.

[–]ikick -2 points-1 points ago

I was watching this like for an hour already and this dog is stupid! when will he realize that the ball is tied to him?!

[–]chucky2000 0 points1 point ago

Dude at about the 1 hour 5 minute mark he finally catches the ball and has the greatest look of victory on his face, you missed out!

[–]themightyscott 0 points1 point ago

What's it tied to?! ಠ_ಠ

[–]ShoilinMonk -1 points0 points ago

LOL what an idiot dog. He just runs in circles...