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[–]70000 273 points274 points ago

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Yes

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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there are 13 cars in the photograph

which one are you talking about?

[–]evilCEO 1 point2 points ago

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The bumper car, probably.

[–]juru1876 5 points6 points ago

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My mind is boggled how this is the 'most helpful/insightful' comment.

[–]LobaltSS 33 points34 points ago*

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He answered the persons question.

Didn't need 4 paragraphs to answer it. What more do you need to say than "Yes"?

[–]juru1876 12 points13 points ago

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It.. wasn't a real question.. and I wasn't complaining, I found it funny.

[–]EnlightenedConstruct 11 points12 points ago

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How dare you find that funny.

I demand you complain about it.

NOW.

[–]BertrandLoganberry 11 points12 points ago

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Dear Points of View,

I was appalled to see the BBC standards slipping again. What could have been an hour of in depth, detailed study into the use of bumper cars on public roads has been dumbed down for the masses yet again. I expected to learn about the history of redneck carnies and the first man to ride a dodgem to Scunthorpe and survive, Norman Patterson. All of this history was simply condensed into a single word. "Yes". This is unacceptable and I expected better from Britain's finest institution.

Yours disgruntledly,

Bertrand Loganberry Esq.

[–]Team_Player 0 points1 point ago

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[–]deletedwhy 76 points77 points ago

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Nothing like living in the Netherlands

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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Yeah we live on the edge and smoke the hedge :)

[–]bolderbast 6 points7 points ago

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Geweldig

[–]Brodaan 7 points8 points ago

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mooi man!

[–]noswodkcaj 7 points8 points ago

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Nederdraaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

[–]pear22 4 points5 points ago

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Ja? Hallo? ben ik te laat?

[–]noswodkcaj 3 points4 points ago

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WELNEE

[–]assangeleakinglol 0 points1 point ago

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Schipper mag ik overvaren ja of nee?

ihavenoideawhatimdoing.png

[–]JustCallMeBen 1 point2 points ago

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KLOMPEN EN TULPENBOLLEN IN EEN WINDMOLEN OP KONINGINNEDAG!!!

[–]emohipster 17 points18 points ago

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What in the actual fuck am I even reading.

[–]downzydog 1 point2 points ago

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Is het al elf uur dan?

[–]Brodaan 0 points1 point ago

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23:17 om precies te zijn.

[–]KleurenPrinter -1 points0 points ago

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Neuk ja!

[–]vanamerongen 0 points1 point ago

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Die is echt leem.

[–]Faminez 6 points7 points ago

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Pretty typical that the roads are wet though. But hey, it's our prerogative to complain about the weather! Other than that, there's nothing like living in the Netherlands.

[–]alyvian 7 points8 points ago

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fucking rain

[–]reklameboks 0 points1 point ago

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[–]deletedwhy 0 points1 point ago

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kalfs borst !!!!!

[–]Comakip -2 points-1 points ago

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Bij elk stukje Nederland wat ik zie op Reddit ga ik uit m'n dak. Jeej :D

[–]Eloy456 -1 points0 points ago

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Hoeren neuken, nooit meer werken!!!

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 67 points68 points ago

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"Sir, I'm going to cite you for fleeing the scene of a crash."

[–]selophane43 11 points12 points ago

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NO HEAD ON'S

[–]Ted417 25 points26 points ago

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Do not apply directly to the forehead.

[–]Eknjkforever 13 points14 points ago

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I wish I knew the story to that lol

[–]Coffeebiscuit 51 points52 points ago

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This photo was taken in The Netherlands. It is a converted Scooter (an electric vehicle for disabled/fat people) Here the translated article. And a bonus.

[–]PoglaTheGrate 4 points5 points ago

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Dank u wel.

I was going to call shenanigans

[–]Doggerel 0 points1 point ago

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Loved the bonus! Free the bumper cars!

[–]Eknjkforever 0 points1 point ago

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Wow that bonus made me chuckle. Upvote for you good sir.

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[–]klappertand 8 points9 points ago*

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Because you ask so politely:

Just when you are cruising around in your bumpercar, you get pulled over

(picture)

Background information.

customized disabilityvehicle. On thursday afternoon, the 33 year old Heerhugowaarder (inhabitant of Heerhugowaard) got pulled over and "checked" on the WM Dudokstraat (streatname) in Heerhugowaard. The man was driving some sort of bumbercar. Later on it showed it was a self-customized disability vehicle. The vehicle was confiscated and brought in to the police station for further research, because it will most likely not pass the required safety requirements. A thorough reseatch will be conducted later on.

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[–]klappertand -1 points0 points ago

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any more?

[–]Coffeebiscuit 1 point2 points ago

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Google gave a rough translation, the rest is up to your brain. The power lies within! Come on! You can do it!

[–]GIANT_FROM_SPACE 4 points5 points ago

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You're right. But I liked this subheader:

Are you good at ripping your fairground dodgem. Get this again ..

[–]Coffeebiscuit 1 point2 points ago

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O that ... This will make more sense.

Just when you were racing around in your bumper car. They need to show up...

[–]IIoWoII 5 points6 points ago

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I know where that is!

It's in The Hague close to the Kyocera stadium!

Or somewhere else in The Netherlands.

[–]curryfan99 1 point2 points ago

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near Shell offices in Rijswijk?

[–]yinoryang 6 points7 points ago*

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Mrs. Simpson, while we were saving your son, hoodlums made off with three bumper cars!

[–]illegible 12 points13 points ago

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This definitely belongs here: from woot

[–]DublinItUp 4 points5 points ago

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NL?

[–]GC022 -1 points0 points ago

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Lekkerlekkerlekkerlekker

[–]curryfan99 0 points1 point ago

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DOMINOS

[–]malakon -1 points0 points ago

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ach man was baie lekker oakie

[–]DublinItUp -1 points0 points ago

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Ja geen probleem jonger.

[–]madwill101 4 points5 points ago

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Meanwhile in the Netherlands...

[–]H483R 2 points3 points ago

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These look like campus security guards.

[–]CFO422 7 points8 points ago

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They are real cops. Judging by their car, undercover traffic surveillance.

[–]Zombare 5 points6 points ago

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Officer: Sir, what do you think you are doing with this on the road? It is not even street legal.

Driver: To be honest, I thought this would be the safest way to experience road rage.....

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[–]necrodude 0 points1 point ago

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Believe it or not those downvotes come from jaded redditors.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Was he pulled over by a Kawasaki?

[–]monstercablessuck 1 point2 points ago

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No, I too thought it was a KLR 650 at first but it's not.

[–]Everblast 1 point2 points ago

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This wouldn't even go, don't bumper cars require a constant flow of electricity from that pole that sticks up? Unless there are modifications made, it's even stranger to ponder how she got it there.

[–]DissapointedBird 1 point2 points ago

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It's a modified electrical cart normally used by handicapped people.

Also, it's a guy. Look at the calves, man.

[–]mamajamerson 1 point2 points ago

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I had absolutely no idea that bumper cars were street legal. I'm now furious at having lived my whole life, until now, in abject ignorance! *off to make up for lost time

[–]wilsonwa 1 point2 points ago

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He must have watched to much simpsons

[–]Naberius 2 points3 points ago

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Are those cops in the shirts and ties?

They have to have come from that blue car in front, so is that an unmarked police car? Really? Is that what Dutch police drive? I wouldn't be so eager to piss all over someone's awesome customized power scooter thing if that was what I was driving around doing police work in.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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yes, they're police officers. they're driving an unmarked car to catch speeders and stuff. normally they drive in marked cars.

[–]wagenrace 0 points1 point ago

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When I saw this I though: "weird Americas"

than I though: "O shit, this is in my country"

And by that is makes is a lot cooler!

[–]Muntdrop 4 points5 points ago

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my exact thoughts.

[–]necrodude 0 points1 point ago

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A lot weirder (Ftfy)

[–]i_fap_faps 1 point2 points ago

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Thought*

It*

And the photo was taken in The Netherlands.

[–]nuclear898 4 points5 points ago

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You forgot then*

[–]epicGOPfail 2 points3 points ago

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you forgot "is makes"

[–]wagenrace 3 points4 points ago

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Sorry, my English isn't that good.

But I am from the Netherlands -.-

[–]i_fap_faps -1 points0 points ago

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My bad. I misinterpreted!

[–]Sanity_prevails 2 points3 points ago

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[–]mdog399 0 points1 point ago

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No, it a badass.

[–]acaseofthemondays 0 points1 point ago

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Viral strategy by Delta Lloyd?

[–]CoinSausage 0 points1 point ago

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being pulled over by captain America?

[–]Shadownhero 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Minecraft Jeb

[–]skinnyfatsmurf 0 points1 point ago

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"You see, what had happened was..."

[–]K9Dutchy 0 points1 point ago

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Because of this shit I like living in this country.

[–]Silverj1448 0 points1 point ago

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Are all three of the cops riding that same bike

[–]DissapointedBird -1 points0 points ago

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Two of them came out of the car. You know, the blue car right in front of the cart?

[–]thisisunderlined 0 points1 point ago

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modern day Guybrush Threepwood!!

[–]orzamil 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not really sure I understand how physics works anymore.

[–]nuclear898 9 points10 points ago

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In the Netherlands we invented wireless electricity. We use it to power our mills, make cheese and wear wooden shoes all day errday.

[–]ObeseSnake 1 point2 points ago

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Electric bumper car gets modified with a go cart engine for shits and giggles.

[–]imakitty -2 points-1 points ago

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Better question, is that an American Flag Paint Job on that motorcycle? If yes, Why?

[–]nuclear898 9 points10 points ago

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[–]imakitty 11 points12 points ago

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Well now I feel like an arrogant nationalist.

[–]Zylll 14 points15 points ago

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Don't worry, it feeds our stereotypes :p

[–]FrisianDude 1 point2 points ago

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Does it even look like an American flag? Not really; the only way in which it looks like it is because it's in red, white and blue. Which, shockingly, is not a combination exclusive the US flag.

[–]raphidae 1 point2 points ago

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The Dutch flag is also red white & blue, and is incidentally the oldest flag in continuous usage in the world. We were first ;)

[–]FrisianDude 0 points1 point ago

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Dank je wel, dat wist ik nog niet. :B

Though I'm not sure if 'we' were the first to use red, white and blue. Dutch flag started as orange, white and blue. :P

[–]takkjr -1 points0 points ago

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Wel mooi om te zien dat ook Nederlanders op reddit zitten.

[–]FrisianDude -1 points0 points ago

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Zoveel hoefde nou ook weer niet.

[–]takkjr 0 points1 point ago

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Wat bedoel je?

[–]PastyNoob -1 points0 points ago

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Is this a repost?

[–]Capatown 5 points6 points ago

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80% of post on Reddit are reposts. This is one of them.

[–]dirk_b 3 points4 points ago

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It feels like I've seen this comment before.

[–]Sallysaurus -1 points0 points ago

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Reminded me of a Dennis the Menace episode where his dad was teaching his mum to drive...

[–]Superflonic -1 points0 points ago

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Hah, beautiful :)

[–]djds23 -1 points0 points ago

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dankuwel nederlanders!

[–]duleewopper -1 points0 points ago

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is that England?

[–]kamikazit -2 points-1 points ago

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Astra! <3