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poor dog (imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 177 points178 points ago

"Aren't you going to stop thiOHMYFUCK!!!"

[–]PixelGuyUK 35 points36 points ago

Dogs have a sense of smell 12 times greater than tortoises.

[–]James_the_Rustler 32 points33 points ago

Thank you for subscribing to DogFactstm

[–]Silversol99 5 points6 points ago

Ask your used car dealer to show you the DogFacts!

[–]LeazZ 0 points1 point ago

I thought that was FoxFacts...

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[–]corey_feldmans_agent 14 points15 points ago

dont click this it is spam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]PortlandoCalrissian 5 points6 points ago

What, was it Corey Feldmans resume?

[–]HarryFucking_Potter 0 points1 point ago

No, Corey Feldman's new product, the fieldman! Cut an entire lawn in minutes with this innovative law mower that works by blasting the fucking grass off of your fucking lawn.*

*Presented by Corey Feldman.

[–]ZeGermanVon 193 points194 points ago

I havent laughed that hard at a gif in awhile..

[–]cuurlyn 48 points49 points ago

I haven't laughed that hard in general for a while.

[–]Kingnishi 58 points59 points ago

I haven't laughed in my entire life

[–]kornflakesxd 6 points7 points ago

I haven't.

[–]UpvotesForEveryoneee 2 points3 points ago

Upvotes for everyoneee

[–]Syd3trakt 81 points82 points ago

It's always a little sad when an innocent bystander is a victim of violence. :) It's still Funny as hell

[–]FriesWithThat 76 points77 points ago

I'll just sit over here where it's sa

[–]wanttoseemycat 7 points8 points ago

Did that dog just say candleja

[–]zane17 3 points4 points ago

That's not how candlejack wo

[–]NFLBlitze1 39 points40 points ago

video?

[–]NudeTayneMNW 57 points58 points ago

I really think we ought to talk about the other dogs; behavior, we need to set some bounda....

[–]dietbroccoli 12 points13 points ago

I don't think this is punctuated correctly.

[–]Vroomvroomnoise 29 points30 points ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY!

[–]Yaymemes 3 points4 points ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY TOOO VROOMVROOMNOISE! THANKS FOR GREETING HIM TOO, VROOMVROOMNOISE!

[–]Yaymemes 0 points1 point ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY TO, NUDETAYNEMNW!

[–]miidgi 23 points24 points ago

"not like this..."

[–]cheyranasaurus 35 points36 points ago

So this is how pugs are made...

[–]KnittingB 1 point2 points ago

That comment made me laugh almost as hard as the poor little guy getting creamed!

[–]WoAProximity 12 points13 points ago

The look of sheer terror on the dogs face, holy fuck my sides hurt

[–]lefty88 10 points11 points ago

"I'm being so much better than the other dogs!"

Smack

[–]goblinpiledriver 18 points19 points ago

This is why I walk away whenever people in my dorm start wrestling. There is no guarantee that flailing limbs won't crush my frail frame.

[–]Chemical_Scum 5 points6 points ago

You steer clear of wrestling? Your username suggests otherwise...

[–]goblinpiledriver 1 point2 points ago

It's a bit nerdier than you might think.

[–]Chemical_Scum 0 points1 point ago

Ah, didn't recognize the reference as it was from what I consider "one of the newer sets" :-)

[–]arwenface 25 points26 points ago

Dying. I can't even. And the look on his little face right before he gets hit...

[–]SuicideKing 8 points9 points ago

what actually hit that poor dog?

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

this called "collateral damage" in the US armed forces lingo, I believe.

[–]niXor 7 points8 points ago

Is there a link to the original video?

[–]IShotHonestAbe 5 points6 points ago

That dog got destroyed.

[–]dingofarmer2004 3 points4 points ago

beware shrapnel. We have debris!

[–]IShotHonestAbe 5 points6 points ago

A Dogsplosion that would make Michael Bay proud.

[–]Lots42 10 points11 points ago

"Human! Do somethAAAARGH!"

[–]DollarsforDerek 4 points5 points ago

What kind of dog is the one that crashes into the innocent victim? Looks like my sister's.

[–]fido5150 31 points32 points ago

I thought it was one of the dogs at first, but after watching it a few times I think it's a pillow that somebody was throwing at the dogs who were fighting on the couch. It just happened to miss and caught the poor little dog unaware.

It appears to be way too small of a mass to be one of the large dogs.

Who knows, I could be wrong, but it looks to me like both of the large dogs exit the scene behind whoever is taking the video.

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[–]anyalicious 6 points7 points ago

Why are you spamming this shitty site?

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[–]LoveOfProfit 1 point2 points ago

I had the same thing. Since I was laughing so hard my cursor was shaking all over the place.

/firstworldproblems

[–]Sn00py2gos 4 points5 points ago

When I saw the look on the dog's face all I could think of was Gandalf saying "Fly you fools" Fit in pretty well, as the balrog happened to be that much larger dog booking it thru him.

[–]warizzle 0 points1 point ago

Ah beat me to it...have your upvote

[–]Almightyunicorn 13 points14 points ago

The blob of pixels attacks!

[–]i_murk_children 2 points3 points ago

Haha I like how he just head first dives himself into the other dog, like a little furry missile.

[–]HomelessHamSandwich 2 points3 points ago

I want to know... who's just sitting there filming and recording these beautiful moments? He even pans to the little dog who isn't doing anything just before the good part happens. I'm convinced that it's nobody, it's a GIF monster who just shows up and puts real-life gold to GIF form and puts it on the internet.

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[–]Random_Internets 0 points1 point ago

if youre using FF or IE (yaoming.jpg) you can use the ESC key to pause the gif. Im using Chrome which sadly doesnt support this and im too lazy to open FF. So report back when you go frame by frame

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[–]Random_Internets 0 points1 point ago

F5 or hit the refresh button. Unfortunately most .gif files are low quality so you get what youve stated "a blur of pixels". I think its a pillow too

[–]Tranger 1 point2 points ago

"Help me"

[–]jerkface24 1 point2 points ago

This made me laugh so hard

[–]DISTURBEDman117 1 point2 points ago

i am literally laughing uncontrollably

[–]mormoncarebears 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know the breed of the black dog. Just curious.

[–]Chaser892 2 points3 points ago

Looks similar to our black & tan longhair mini dachsund

[–]mormoncarebears 1 point2 points ago

thank you good sir

[–]thesmeg 0 points1 point ago

If thats a malinois, the pillow had a bad time

[–]razrrr 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this.

[–]Thinc_Ng_Kap 0 points1 point ago

All joking aside, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[–]Tr3nch 0 points1 point ago

Ya i would hate getting thrown around like that, good thing the little one broke its fall.

[–]hot4hotz 0 points1 point ago

Relevant

[–]canthugeverycat16 0 points1 point ago

This is the first time i've actually laughed out loud for a good solid 5 minutes about a gif.

[–]cheyranasaurus 1 point2 points ago

So this is how pugs are made.

[–]Drewcifur 0 points1 point ago

This makes me miss my dog that died tuesday.

Rip lola

you weiner dog bitch

[–]mimine101 0 points1 point ago

OMG, those ears!

[–]Rugbyunionhitman 0 points1 point ago

Haha.i havent laught the way I did in ages!!

[–]wndrgls 0 points1 point ago

am i the only person that doesn't think this is funny hope the little guy is okay.

[–]Sarahmint -4 points-3 points ago

the human threw the pillow at the dog. downvote

[–]kuiper3 -1 points0 points ago

I wish there was a novelty account that posted related videos of the gifs.

[–]quarck11 -2 points-1 points ago

i like gifs were sumtin was happening and this one guy jeast gets hit randomly

[–]opperboer -1 points0 points ago

didn't see that comin

[–]darklooshkin -1 points0 points ago

"Shit, shit, shi-huh?"

SPLAT

[–]Kertelen -1 points0 points ago

Poor pillow.

[–]fifilacoquette -1 points0 points ago

I just know something bad is gonna happen!

[–]ripvision -1 points0 points ago

oh fuck me my lungs tears oh god.

[–]SlurmsMackenzie92 -1 points0 points ago

Was that a cat who tackled the dog?

[–]unready_product -5 points-4 points ago

looks fake, why did the camera focus on the other dog at such a perfect time

[–]I_MAKE_USERNAMES 7 points8 points ago

Because it looked cute all nervous?

[–]itsathrowawayanyway 1 point2 points ago

Because somebody off-camera was getting ready to throw the pillow... I'm too cynical to enjoy most gifs anymore. Too many of them are staged.

[–]plolock -5 points-4 points ago

Repost from animals being dicks. This results in (for you, sir) = Down vote.

[–]VengefulOctopus -2 points-1 points ago

collielateral damage.

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