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[–]SimilarImage 29 points30 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
4 months Ipanman92 I made this my homepage. here 124 1052
7 months Caxinator Why thanks internet lady here 6 137
1 year loaf24 this is how i discovered the internet here 29 308

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[–]cowahbungadude 1 point2 points ago

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p0t28/ I love how some of the commenters in this post claim that others are destroying reddit, get a job, things change, deal with it. Its going to continue to change and if you don't like it get out. Haters ganna hate but no one give you ownership of how properly comment on reddit. Its going to move in the develop in the direction it develops in, you cannot control that or direct it or maintain it from changing, sorry!

[–]SimilarImage 3 points4 points ago

Perhaps next time, before you launch into a tirade, you could read the information in the comment. The FAQ I include in every automated response answered your comment before you wrote it.

[–]cowahbungadude -2 points-1 points ago

Dude, get a life

[–]FKRMunkiBoi 0 points1 point ago

TL;DR the more teenagers that discover reddit, the worse it becomes.

[–]VanFailin 0 points1 point ago

Every time somebody talks about what their teacher said in school or what happened when mom got home I just want them to go find their own corner of the internet where I don't have to remember the existence of teenagers. It's like losing the game or something.

[–]cowahbungadude 1 point2 points ago

Find a new website. I'm sorry to break this to you but there will always be teenagers. So when you mature out of you're phase of thinking you're better than everyone now because you're older than 19 then you can come back with a better attitude. Thanks

[–]MondayMonkey1 -1 points0 points ago

fuck you. I just lost the game.

[–]Red_Woody -3 points-2 points ago

How did one person get away with saying they made this picture a homepage?

[–]dang_Ling_modify_her 3 points4 points ago

Because the image says "welcome to the internet" and it's an old lady riding a surf board in space. Redditors are easily amused sometimes.

[–]rhubarbbus 4 points5 points ago

Sometimes I wonder how large the disconnect is between the people that do and the people that don't visit the comments.

There are 16 comments in this thread, 17 with me. Most of them are saying that they don't like it. With all the comment upvotes and stuff it is safe to assume that ~50 people visited the comments so far. That out of 1,237 people that upvoted this.

There are two groups of Redditors on Reddit. They exist almost without seeing each other.

[–]BillEvansAtMariposa 2 points3 points ago

it is safe to assume that at least ~50 people visited the comments so far

FTFY. Your argument is invalid.

[–]rhubarbbus 4 points5 points ago

Shit.

[–]Siethron 79 points80 points ago

no

[–]ear10 14 points15 points ago

I second this motion

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[–]BusRider -5 points-4 points ago

I want a potion.

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[–]slenski 3 points4 points ago

Well, that court proceeding got a bit odd but the jury has made their decision.

OP, the court finds you guilty of reposting, and trying to get to the frontpage with it, nonetheless.

You are sentenced to a week of search bar education, where the rest of reddit is disabled, except for the search bar.

Case dismissed.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

Most spiteful downvote I've cast in a while.

[–]gingercat4u 3 points4 points ago

needs more cats.

[–]gyarrr -1 points0 points ago

came here to say that

[–]nameless88 7 points8 points ago

Fuck, come on, man. I don't want any spoilers for Doctor Who Season 7!

[–]FAcup 2 points3 points ago

From what I read it's a repost. But a colleague did a not bet humorous think and set this to all of the home pages of every browser I own on my computer. I am a web developer this totals up to 12 bowsers with versions. (Most on virtual machines). But it didn't stop there I gave most of these virtual machines to the new guy for him use. Now he has this plastered over ever browser when he tests stuff. Still chuckle when I see her pop up.

[–]NuclearWookie 2 points3 points ago

Some reposts are. Oh look, SimilarImage says you're part of the problem!

[–]Nubies 2 points3 points ago

Not enough cats.

[–]orthzar 0 points1 point ago

Here you go. Now with infinitely more cats.

[–]Its_Tom 1 point2 points ago

This has been the page that opens when i start my internet for the past 6 months.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

After the "count to potato"-incident (to the extent that I CAN call it incident), I can't help but asking "does that lady REALLY want to be laughed at all over the Internet?

Ah well, guess people don't care...

[–]dustint 1 point2 points ago

[–]cowahbungadude 0 points1 point ago

Can someone make this into a wallpaper for me?

[–]Xeonit 0 points1 point ago

He said he's busy right now.

[–]MattBootyBulan 0 points1 point ago

Where's the cat and bacon?!

[–]what_user_name 0 points1 point ago

with the frequency of which it is reposted, id say it always is

[–]time_for_ess 0 points1 point ago

Is that Susan Boyle?

[–]Dharmasabitch -1 points0 points ago

Well I for one like it quite a lot.

[–]All_Witty_Taken 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for being willing to express your own opinion and not follow the hive-mind!

[–]ServeChilled 0 points1 point ago

That picture is as old as the internet.

[–]criskyFTW -1 points0 points ago

lol i actually have this set as my homepage. has been for about 6 months now XD

[–]nowtayneicangetinto -1 points0 points ago

I didn't know Tim and Eric were avid Redditors.

[–]fuckratheism -1 points0 points ago

fuckin almost is! should be band!

[–]superphuntyme -1 points0 points ago

I think this one is better. [nsfw]

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[–]NuclearWookie 4 points5 points ago

You're part of the cancer that is destroying Reddit.