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How to flee an awkward conversation, step one: create diversion (i.imgur.com)

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[–]finaldasa 160 points161 points ago

Always upvote pocket sand.

[–]SuperWolf 5 points6 points ago

Unless you aren't wearing pants.

[–]KyoskeMikashi 10 points11 points ago

Then pocket sand becomes CREVICE SAND, SHI-SHAAAAAA!

[–]finaldasa 0 points1 point ago

I don't think that's sand...

[–]masterofstuff328 107 points108 points ago

SHI-SHAAAAAAA

[–]Abezilla116 31 points32 points ago

SHI-SHI-SHI-SHAAAAAAA (a variant of his phrase, while not all that different, it still is it's own)

[–]mkd8919 13 points14 points ago

'sgo 'sgo 'sgo! Dale has the best lines

[–]moothemagiccow 9 points10 points ago

I have accepted "sgo" into my vocabulary

[–]IAmA_Zombie 2 points3 points ago

Now we just have to get it accepted into webster's dictionary and we've succeeded.

[–]PoppaDoppolis 0 points1 point ago

i've looked everywhere and i cant find a clip of this. can you help me out?

[–]masterofstuff328 0 points1 point ago

Here ya go

[–]ManWhoShitsInUrPants 40 points41 points ago

Rusty Shackleford strikes again!

[–]VikingBoatTruckBoat 27 points28 points ago

I AM MR. BIG

[–]Abezilla116 15 points16 points ago

MR. BIG IS PLEASED

[–]samisbond 4 points5 points ago

No, no Fred. Fred Hill!

[–]CaitlinSarah87 10 points11 points ago

This is one of my top 2 favorite KotH moments... The other is "why do you keep calling me BILL?"

[–]Endyo 11 points12 points ago*

This just reminded me of that scene where Bill and Dale are "staking out" in his van and Dale is recording monologue... then Bill says "What?" at the end. When Dale plays back what he just recorded and Bill's "what?" played as well... edit: This

Also This is amazing

Can't remember the episode though.

[–]cryptic_mythic 1 point2 points ago

"This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity." -Dale Gribble

[–]Nancy_Reagan 9 points10 points ago

Is there a King of the Hill subreddit? Because there should be.

[–]iliveinabucket 7 points8 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/kingofthehill

[–]Nancy_Reagan 0 points1 point ago

Oh man you are my new hero.

[–]muppethead 3 points4 points ago

You know, it takes about 2 seconds to check for yourself. Probably quicker than writing a comment asking if one exists.

[–]Nancy_Reagan 1 point2 points ago

You've clearly never used Reddit's search feature.

[–]muppethead 0 points1 point ago

It's not needed. Just type: kingofthehill.reddit.com in your browser and boom shakalalalalalalalala

[–]Nancy_Reagan 0 points1 point ago

Well that is handy. I tried searching for reddits containing "king" and "hill" and got absolutely nowhere. I guess I should have tried the full title "kingofthehill" as a start, but I got fed up wondering if it'd be "KOTH" or some other abbreviation and figured the masses would help me out.

[–]muppethead 3 points4 points ago

If you use Google Chrome, I made an extension that sits in your toolbar and lets you type in subreddit names to quickly navigate to them. You might find it useful for next time.

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cjnfphbodpldfdcdcphcllbblmconoog

[–]Nancy_Reagan 2 points3 points ago

I do use Chrome! Thanks!

[–]mysticrudnin 1 point2 points ago

I'd like to know this too...

[–]hahagoodjoke 2 points3 points ago

yep.

[–]jmed 4 points5 points ago

Mmhmm.

[–]Nancy_Reagan 3 points4 points ago

BoyItellyouwhatman.

[–]FireRescue666 13 points14 points ago

Finally, people actually realize King Of The Hill is funny! You fucking knuckle-draggers.

[–]MIXEDGREENS 2 points3 points ago

It's such good satire is suffers from Poe's law.

That or nerds suck at humor.

Little of column A, little of B.

There are no columns.

[–]FireRescue666 1 point2 points ago

A lot of it's humor is so subtle that unless you really watch it you miss most of the jokes. While Hank doesn't have famous obnoxious lines like Peter Griffin or Homer, his humor is in the character himself, his mannerism.

[–]MIXEDGREENS 1 point2 points ago

It's just a little something I like to call Spapeggy and meatballs.

[–]FireRescue666 0 points1 point ago

Who the hell proposes with "Well gee, Peggy. I sure am fond of you I tell ya what."

[–]All4rocking 8 points9 points ago

step two: awkwardly explain why you did it. Hey, at least its a new conversation!

[–]Zelcron 6 points7 points ago

That's why I use ground glass!

[–]Gamblor 2 points3 points ago

You don't know who I am but I know where you live...

[–]sacrebleuthis 3 points4 points ago

Video

[–]whineytick4 2 points3 points ago

when will he run out of sand?!

[–]Zip_Zap_Zoup 1 point2 points ago

*If I ever get into a fight.

[–]sugarfreelemonade 1 point2 points ago

What about squirrel tactics?

[–]JdaveA 1 point2 points ago

MONKEY STYLE OOO OOO AH AH!

[–]Endyo 1 point2 points ago

The first time I saw this episode, I laughed for about 10 minutes straight at pocket sand. Dale focused episodes were always the best.

[–]kupaa 1 point2 points ago

Here you go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLpUq__iQqw

[–]Pixelatedcow1 1 point2 points ago

One of the best shows TV has given us. So many hilarious characters.

[–]8BitMunky 1 point2 points ago

Sandshrew approves.

[–]hwy61 1 point2 points ago

Please tell me somebody has a gif where Homer throws a bunch of business cards at someone behind a desk.

[–]SimilarImage 4 points5 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
5 months Shikabamdesertwolf I'm never scared... Because I know to say the magic words... SHSHSHA! /r/funny 46 626
7 months hubblemedia Beware the hillbilly ninja! /r/funny 28 226

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[–]Appleface14 0 points1 point ago

You know what I want to do!! I want to tell OP that this has been reposted 1 too many times.

[–]Filbs 1 point2 points ago

Wow it only took 4 hours for this exact same gif to be reposted and reach the front page BOTH TIMES.

[–]Gfresh404 0 points1 point ago

You could just walk away..

[–]3ringbout 10 points11 points ago

Then what do you use your pocket sand for?

[–]Gfresh404 0 points1 point ago

Haha why would you have sand in your pocket in the first place?

[–]itssarcastic 5 points6 points ago

If you don't fill your sand up with pockets, you'll float away... Are you stupid or something? Homie gotta stay weighed down.

[–]asstits 0 points1 point ago

"I have some videotapes to return."

[–]JdaveA 0 points1 point ago

Twwwwwwiiiiiix!

[–]funkyselection 0 points1 point ago

I gotta get me some pocket sand!

[–]wuzizname 0 points1 point ago

Throwing a handful of nickels would work too. Plus they're sparkly for extra diversion.

[–]JJaysNotHome 0 points1 point ago

Best character in the show by miles !

[–]strtolower 0 points1 point ago

AWKWARD PENGUIN used SAND-ATTACK ! 

It's super effective !

[–]totosushi 0 points1 point ago

My favorite moment from that show.

[–]AlixTengusa 0 points1 point ago

This diversion is just more fabulous

[–]Murrdy 0 points1 point ago

Dale used Sand-Attack!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Fuck reposts.

Yes I know a lot of gifs are reposts. But another one yesterday had pretty much the same title. So fuck this one.

[–]WhatIfThatThingISaid 0 points1 point ago

One of my favorite moments from one of my favorite episodes of my favorite show.

[–]KissTheGeek -1 points0 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/t75zx/how_i_wish_i_could_react_when_people_tell_me/

[–]zoidberg1339 -2 points-1 points ago

There's always money in the pocket sand.

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[–]zoidberg1339 1 point2 points ago

You should try Nascar.

[–]Syntaximus -4 points-3 points ago

Blatant ripoff.

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