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[–]goawayfools314 287 points288 points ago

To everyone concerned about the dog being buried: it's on its side. There's a fairly thin layer of dirt and it could probably get up if it wanted to.

[–]Cptn_Hook 101 points102 points ago

Should have filmed the dog getting up and used it as a scene in the most adorable zombie movie ever.

[–]thadood2 104 points105 points ago

"Play dead, boy!"

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES"

[–]booooooooooooosh 24 points25 points ago

Owner was already mad the dog got up, shaked off all loose dirt, and proceeded to climb onto the white leather couch in the guest room.

Was forgiven in adorability.

[–]Elefane 20 points21 points ago

Fuck yo couch nigga.

[–]typicalyoutubeposter 364 points365 points ago

actually I have a friend and from what I've read on youtube this is a bad idea because the dog could sink into the soil very suddenly. (I just got an A+ on my quicksand project in 7th grade science so I know all of this stuff, idiot)

Its paws are probably tied and bound up too, based on the soil imprints. And you can tell from the lack of oil on its coat that it has been severely dehydrated, probably for days. How would you like it if someone did that to you!?!

[–]Yoyochan[!] 51 points52 points ago

thmbz up if u cry evrytime

[–]Thumbz8 -1 points0 points ago

no up

[–]SmokeNLark 62 points63 points ago

Downvoted your comment, noticed username, upvoted instead.

[–]HugeDouche 50 points51 points ago

Nope, the punctuation and spelling is way too good to be accurate

[–]humminahummina 6 points7 points ago

.

[–]Porkchawp 2 points3 points ago

HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMINNAAAAAAAA

[–]RubSomeFunkOnIt 12 points13 points ago

Downvoted his comment, saw that it was a novelty account, ignored on top of the downvote.

[–]filya -1 points0 points ago

You just saved his ass from my downvote :)

[–]Midwestvibe 2 points3 points ago

99 ppls like dogs and hate skrillix

[–]Strmageddn 2 points3 points ago

Justin Bieber - downvote bar - penis.

[–]DagNasty 10 points11 points ago

11 people didn't read the username

[–]jimbo_akimbo 35 points36 points ago

11 people hate novelties.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 11 points12 points ago

11 people thought it didn't contribute to the discussion.

[–]theodrixx 6 points7 points ago

I think the "downvote only if it doesn't contribute to the discussion" rule is only ever remembered when someone sees a comment they don't like.

[–]DrunkenAss 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you, downvoted.

[–]Sevoran 2 points3 points ago

Depends on the subreddit, but yea.

[–]johnmedgla 0 points1 point ago

That's a vast underestimate.

[–]MasterBistro 6 points7 points ago

Didn't downvote, read name, downvoted

[–]AndreNickatina 5 points6 points ago

Not to mention he looks like he's having an excellent time.

[–]gythorg 5 points6 points ago

Good, I was legit worried

[–]pamaci 1 point2 points ago

Came here for this. Thank you. NOW its funny.

[–]newersdk 1 point2 points ago

Som dogs just want to see the dirt turn !

[–]epoxy_proxy 1 point2 points ago

Phew.

empathetic claustrophobic panic attack fades

[–]TheGanjToker -1 points0 points ago

The smile in the last picture seems like he's pretty contempt

[–]markelliott 0 points1 point ago

content?

[–]TheGanjToker 1 point2 points ago

Oh yeah sorry, I forgot reddit is full of faggots who get hard ons from correcting spelling and grammar.

[–]Bear-Necessities 71 points72 points ago

Did you water him?

[–]boom929 289 points290 points ago

Don't worry, I've heard the bark is worse than the bite.

[–]azguitardude 1 point2 points ago

[–]bigroblee 6 points7 points ago

Happy cakeday cakebrother!

[–]Empyrean_Luminary 2 points3 points ago

Happy cake day!

[–]boom929 39 points40 points ago

Thanks :)

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

thank bigroblee

[–]Medicalli[S] 135 points136 points ago

zzzzinnng

[–]FreeDirt 26 points27 points ago

But, the most ADORABLE kind of zing!

[–]ElGoorf 8 points9 points ago

best novelty account ever

[–]silletta 0 points1 point ago

I want him posting on everything.

[–]Dyl4nTheVillain 3 points4 points ago

You keep doing what you're doing.

[–]tspaghetti 1 point2 points ago

An upvote for you sir

[–]epatti0914 1 point2 points ago

I can hear the pops that Audacity makes when you use its pitch corrector. You, my friend, have too much of a good thing going on to have something like that hinder your amazing work. Have you tried getting FL or ProTools or anything?

[–]Neafie2 0 points1 point ago

I say we donate him a good audio program!

[–]epatti0914 1 point2 points ago

haha I like him a lot... but not enough to buy him a $300 DAW that I can't even afford for myself. But if enough people get in on it, I'd contribute what I could. 10/20 bucks or so.

[–]drewsus 2 points3 points ago

Youve never seen dogwood then

[–]The_Dane 1 point2 points ago

I really dont know what to say, other than that you should be emperor of stuff.

[–]LukaCola 12 points13 points ago

That face...

[–]Bobsmit 5 points6 points ago

I'd switch the pictures if I were you

[–]docbrownsugar 0 points1 point ago

Very nice. Had me laughing!

[–]spree11 1 point2 points ago

wanted to up vote for both of those links, and clicked up vote, then down vote, thinking it was how to give two up votes.

I fixed my error, however I guess I am drunk after all.

[–]Iamright498 0 points1 point ago

You know what I miss?

Insanity wolf :/

[–]Lt_Shniz 63 points64 points ago

Did the dog just let himself get buried alive?

[–]gargantula 28 points29 points ago

Little does he know... bath time is soon to follow.

[–]Medicalli[S] 89 points90 points ago

it was a hot day...my other dog dug a hole...this dog decided to lay it in to cool down...he stayed there for about 10 minutes lol

[–]ciel805 98 points99 points ago

His face in the second picture, you can tell he's having a blast

[–]Medicalli[S] 97 points98 points ago

wait for it...someone will claim animal abuse

[–]Monokurokazuya 55 points56 points ago

Animal abuse. What happens if he DID get a boner according to webby_mc_webberson and his penis is rubbing against dirt and pebbles as it tries to free itself from the sheath!

[–]Medicalli[S] 79 points80 points ago

thats totally possible...he gets boners for everything...im sure he has one right now

[–]The_Dog_Never_Tells 113 points114 points ago

Maybe...

[–]boom929 15 points16 points ago

Looks pretty clear to me that the dog is on its side and there's probably... 2-3" at most of dirt on top of him/her?

[–]Jman5 0 points1 point ago

Oh the humanity!

/faints

[–]Falcorsc2 1 point2 points ago

well it depends how your burried him. Horizontal is fine because there isn't enough dirt on him. But if you burried him vertical it would be since it could die.

[–]numerica 4 points5 points ago

I've done this as a kid, it feels gewwwwd.

[–]khulli 22 points23 points ago

Lost my shit at the last frame!

[–]Medicalli[S] 15 points16 points ago

thats the best pic of him that ill ever take haha

[–]khulli 1 point2 points ago

I think i might expand it and frame it hahaha it's that good

[–]Medicalli[S] 2 points3 points ago

dammit...why havent i done this yet

[–]themanfromreddit 129 points130 points ago

[–]Medicalli[S] 46 points47 points ago

Yes...I took this picture before I found out about reddit...but I knew it would come in handy someday...I just knew

[–]imMAW 67 points68 points ago*

Medicalli: Yes...I took this picture before I found out about reddit...but I knew it would come in handy someday...I just knew

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/o4csl/my_dog_tree_finally_started_to_grow/

Well, this is awkward.

edit guys you can stop downvoting. See his/her reply just below.

[–]Medicalli[S] 82 points83 points ago

oh youre good...took this pic last year i think...discovered reddit..made username...posted pic to old account..realized i shouldnt use the same name from twitter...made new account...posted old pic...dammit...i ws caught

heres the happy family...minus 1 dog http://imgur.com/HXAih

[–]imMAW 34 points35 points ago

Haha, so you're legit after all. Karma restored.

[–]Medicalli[S] 51 points52 points ago

i was actually kind of wondering if someone would notice haha...have an upvote for your sleuthyness

[–]Sexithiothene 14 points15 points ago

Protip: Delete the actual post before deleting your username

[–]db0255 9 points10 points ago

Good God who cares. We got to see puppies... Cmon people.

[–]fpooz 0 points1 point ago

wow you sure got told didn't you?

[–]War_Junkie 12 points13 points ago

I still don't believe you. Can you post another picture with a shoe balanced on your dog's head?

[–]bigroblee 0 points1 point ago

You should have used the same account. Use the same account across the internet. Create a persona!

[–]YourACoolGuy 0 points1 point ago

Damnit, their top is comment is way fucking funnier than this ones.

[–]Beetso 7 points8 points ago

So wait. You were using imgur before you discovered Reddit??!! ERROR ERROR...DOES NOT COMPUTE!

[–]themanfromreddit 2 points3 points ago

I'm just messing with you. It's a funny dog, whosoever it is.

[–]Crossfox17 1 point2 points ago

He's telling the truth. Retract your downvotes at once.

[–]emfyo -1 points0 points ago

God bless you

[–]coder0xff -3 points-2 points ago

You're just sad.

[–]Erifdex 15 points16 points ago

You know why there aren't many dogs on this planet? Because they don't grow on tr-

Balls.

[–]airmind 7 points8 points ago

i see a dragon in the second picture =/ upper left corner..

[–]ImbeinThatGuy 5 points6 points ago

It has boobs.

[–]Medicalli[S] 3 points4 points ago

I was waiting for someone else to confirm the boobs...just so I know I wasn't some kind of dragon boob connoisseur

[–]89rovi 3 points4 points ago*

[–]Jack_Flanders 4 points5 points ago

gAaaaah! Horrifying; don't mistreat that poor critter! You did water him right away, uhuh?? Umm, Eukanuba is a pretty good brand of mulch....

[–]schoocher 12 points13 points ago

I did the same thing to a cat... the doctor said that the scars would fade within 3 years.

[–]ModernDayCasanova 6 points7 points ago

Most smug look I've ever seen.

[–]lawlwich 7 points8 points ago

At first glance I thought the dog was in the hole vertically and was thinking holy shit, what are you doing! but the dogs just laying down with a little bit of dirt on him and could get out at any time.

[–]crazedcanuck 7 points8 points ago

Dogs trust us way way too much

[–]QuitReadingMyName -1 points0 points ago

Well, its pretty easy to understand why.

If someone fed you the same times every day and gave you a place to live for free and you could do whatever you wanted in a giant backyard.

I'm sure you would grow trust towards that person as well, especially when it came to knowing the person most likely wouldn't kill you since they keep feeding you..

[–]You_Better_Smile 1 point2 points ago

And then you eat their toes.

[–]cwolfx 6 points7 points ago

This is why I love dogs. They let you play with them and generally don't mind stuff like this. As long as you are giving them attention and love they don't care!

[–]Zlither 4 points5 points ago

It blooms puppies!

[–]akaaceman 7 points8 points ago

Is it a... dogwood?

[–]myredditlogintoo 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I can tell by the bark.

[–]k1down 3 points4 points ago

Is your dog named Jimbo? He just looks like one.

[–]Skynner123 3 points4 points ago*

Your dog has the most shit eating grin I've ever seen, it's adorable.

[–]Jrckel 1 point2 points ago

It probably has eaten shit before, since it's a dog.

[–]Sacram3nt 1 point2 points ago

Alright, where the hell are the PETA members in this thread. I know they're out there.

[–]lookieausername 1 point2 points ago

How long has your dog been stuck in that hole?

[–]FreeWaterfallSr 1 point2 points ago

what kind of tree is that, a doglas fur?

....?

[–]laur7620 1 point2 points ago

Dog looks soooo high

[–]Proclaim_the_Name 1 point2 points ago

I can't believe your dog layed still and let you do that.

[–]thebliket 1 point2 points ago

[–]Inimini 1 point2 points ago

You should link it to r/trees I am sure they will like it.

[–]ThePain 3 points4 points ago

Good guy dog, Still happy to be with you as you're burying it alive.

[–]Andralynn 0 points1 point ago

What a cute derpy head, yes you are!

[–]mushikitty 2 points3 points ago

This is a good example of why I love dogs.

[–]DeliberateDecadence 2 points3 points ago

The look on his face is brilliant

[–]gnarlyninja 1 point2 points ago

Fuck, your dog's awesome

[–]HellaPuppies 1 point2 points ago

This...this is how I will grow my puppy army!

[–]CoverFire 1 point2 points ago

The dog is cute as fuck and clearly on its side and is not having a bad time.

[–]KMHEA 1 point2 points ago

Your dog is so happy! ^_______^

[–]nukethem 1 point2 points ago

Nothing special. I have two dogwoods in my front yard.

[–]justbecausewhynot 1 point2 points ago

Damn I bet that dog was in heaven. That cool freshly dug dirt would feel nice and relaxing for him.

[–]malickmobeen 1 point2 points ago

are u going to stone him?

[–]lightball2000 1 point2 points ago

That dog is an [11].

[–]red_ditor 2 points3 points ago

hello, hello, hello ... is there anybody in there?

[–]diggthis 6 points7 points ago

yes, this is dog

[–]leaflard 1 point2 points ago

The most smug dog ever!

[–]Die-Nacht 0 points1 point ago

Dog: Fucking humans...

[–]TheLaddergoat 1 point2 points ago

In that last frame he looks like one suave mother fucker

[–]clutterbang 1 point2 points ago

The look of amusement and satisfaction is. fucking. killing me with adorability.

[–]jakemyers7 2 points3 points ago

Im not one to cry animal abuse...

[–]ravensfan866 0 points1 point ago

haha so content! i love it!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I believe that is a Dogwood tree. State tree of VA, in fact!

[–]Cuddlezekittehs 0 points1 point ago

For some reason this reminds me of that super old experiment where they amputated dogs heads and used electricity to make them blink and drool.

[–]R88SHUN 0 points1 point ago

dog logic:

i love bones...
i bury bones...
my master is burying me...
MY MASTER MUST LOVE ME!

[–]YaSu288 0 points1 point ago

Well, you're barking up the wrong tree.

[–]holytrolly 0 points1 point ago

That dog is a-god-damn-dorable.

[–]thedude213 0 points1 point ago

And on this day: No fucks were given.

[–]rasta_lion 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck would you bury a dog?

[–]DWill88 0 points1 point ago

Your dog is an adorable little guy... I miss my dogs

[–]seanard 0 points1 point ago

doglett

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What kind of dog is he? He looks a lot like a mixed breed I have.

[–]aazav -1 points0 points ago

So, those seeds I sent you worked?

[–]ScottyP1176 -1 points0 points ago

What type of tree is that? A Dogwood? badum tss

[–]mrskeetskeeter 0 points1 point ago

If that's not a me Gusta face I don't know what is.

[–]Akakaburito 0 points1 point ago

I really didn't understand he was on his side for a long time.. it was funnier before I understood. But still funny! Lovely beast!

[–]armedwithturtles 0 points1 point ago

he looks so high in the second pic

[–]AyoVinnie 0 points1 point ago

No damns given that day....

[–]mike413 0 points1 point ago

Makes it's own fertilizer...

...like all trees, other dogs water it.

[–]Halostar 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, that face... I'm dying

[–]knowses 0 points1 point ago

I believe it is called a dogwood.

[–]ShorttStuff 0 points1 point ago

These are some cute one-of-a-kind pics :) What breed or mix is your dog? His face looks so smooshy and soft!

[–]Medicalli[S] 1 point2 points ago

You know I really have no idea...the vet / random park people say its a st Bernard/chow mix...I just say he's awesome

[–]bobhoffnee 0 points1 point ago

Did he grow there after the Great Dog died?

[–]sellanra 0 points1 point ago

Dogscape. It begins.

[–]takinagander 0 points1 point ago

you have a bad ass dog

[–]PTTGx2 0 points1 point ago

Well there's your problem! That's a shaded location, you need mixed light!

[–]ericn1300 0 points1 point ago

I only bury my dogs half way. They really hate it when I walk by and tickle their hind feet.

[–]tuxie555 0 points1 point ago

Dog tree or karma tree?

[–]theregoesanother 0 points1 point ago

That technique.. Are you trying to make an inugami?

[–]aruculu 0 points1 point ago

he looks slightly like Seth Rogen (if that is how you spell his name)

[–]DrL3Xu5 0 points1 point ago

I thought the dog was dead. Jesus man.

[–]aerolester1 0 points1 point ago

"these motherfuckers buried me in dirt AND they're going to give me a bath! FML" - Dog

[–]milk_fat 0 points1 point ago

I love him!

[–]iowaboy12 0 points1 point ago

And I was just thinking the other day, if only karma machines grew on trees...

[–]rape_jangles 0 points1 point ago

He just looks so unbelievably happy.

[–]tiyx 0 points1 point ago

I had a dog that did this to himself when I lived in AZ. my dog could not stand the heat outside so he cooled himself down by burying him self in dirt.

[–]girlvinyl 0 points1 point ago

This tree is furry and cute. 10/10 would pet.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

If only dog trees were real..

[–]juggalonumber27 0 points1 point ago

he looks so friggin happy to be there, hahaha. 0 fucks given

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

He/she looks oddly happy for being half-buried hahha.

[–]destroyosaurusrex 0 points1 point ago

Thought this was gonna be an actual tree... Man I feel stupid today..

[–]ratamac 0 points1 point ago

and looks smug about it.

[–]stuff_and_crap 0 points1 point ago

This brought me great joy.

[–]Allthetacos 0 points1 point ago

He's like, "yea muffakas, I'm a tree".

[–]moukou9 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea how you managed to keep that dog still for so long and let you throw dirt on him/her

[–]Revenge21 0 points1 point ago

Hope you have as much fun washing the dog as you did burying it haha

[–]TailoredSir -4 points-3 points ago

Scumbag redditor: Plants dog, for karma

[–]fourhundred20 1 point2 points ago

this might shock and scare you, but not everyone does everything for karma on a website. i'll let you come to terms with this before calling you a fucking retard :)

[–]piasenigma -1 points0 points ago

screen for screen.

"hahah ahahah"

"ok guys real funny, let me out" ... "im going to shit on your face tonight"

[–]duchovny -1 points0 points ago

I bet it had a tough time breathing with no room for its chest to expand.

[–]bonerghost -1 points0 points ago

why the fuck?

[–]ellgee -1 points0 points ago

The very best kind of tree.

[–]notenoughformynickna -1 points0 points ago

Gotta love the face in the last photo!

[–]Shaneisonfire -1 points0 points ago

More weight

[–]Tilman44 -1 points0 points ago

looks oddly happy for almost being buried.