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[–]eums 80 points81 points ago

[–]Vegemite_Enema 59 points60 points ago

Slimy, yet satisfying.

[–]betweenthebars24 9 points10 points ago

hakuna matata

[–]trappedmouse 15 points16 points ago

...would it kill me if I eat it?

[–]sulubster 24 points25 points ago

Probably. Something that sticks out THAT much is likely not worried about predators.

[–]elijahsnow 25 points26 points ago

suddenly drag queens make more sense.

[–]jakemg 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to use a combination of your comment and the one you were replying to a lot now.

[–]zBriGuy 11 points12 points ago

[–]tavaryn 33 points34 points ago

[–]SketchPills 11 points12 points ago

[–]puttyguy 7 points8 points ago

[–]LadyKillDrive 0 points1 point ago

lol

[–]commentsurfer 1 point2 points ago

He moved to the city to be a career woman.

[–]mattj7 61 points62 points ago

LOOKS LIKE GUMMI. WANT TO EAT.

[–]mayonaise 30 points31 points ago

GUMMY WORMS! THEY'RE REAL!!!

[–]YaSu288 4 points5 points ago

MUNDO WANT TO EAT TOOOOOOOO!

[–]morpheousmarty 0 points1 point ago

You mean Mongo?

[–]lentastic 69 points70 points ago

This looks like a dildo manufactured by natural selection itself.

[–]commentsurfer 0 points1 point ago

For use by...?

[–]lentastic 1 point2 points ago

Masochists.

[–]megatom0 29 points30 points ago

[–]SubGnosis 20 points21 points ago

A horrid ginger beast!

[–]NewWorldOrderftw 3 points4 points ago

No way, its too furry

[–]megatom0 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure you we just as hairy as a babe as you are now?

[–]AGaW 0 points1 point ago

wat

[–]SourCreamWater 55 points56 points ago

You can tell it's Jewel Caterpillar, because of the way it is.

[–]CederDUDE22 20 points21 points ago

Pretty neat.

[–]1zero2two8eight 1 point2 points ago*

They don't think it be like it is, but it jew.

[–]gpto 9 points10 points ago*

I'm surprised more didn't get the reference...

[–]tavaryn 10 points11 points ago

Getting the reference and finding it funny are two different things.

[–]SgtGoldy 1 point2 points ago

Huh? Was that an attempt at a pun? I honestly cant tell...

[–]commentsurfer 0 points1 point ago

you should have said "but it Jewl".

[–]1zero2two8eight 0 points1 point ago

That's not even a word. And when I had it as Jew-el, people couldn't make the connection.

[–]commentsurfer 0 points1 point ago

oh god we both failed.

[–]messarosh -1 points0 points ago

thats why he and rodney posted this picture. so everyone can know how neat nature is.

[–]gpto 7 points8 points ago

That thing is visual music.

[–]robo23 36 points37 points ago

Also known as Upvotus caterpillarus

[–]YaSu288 7 points8 points ago

Closely related to the Karmus caterpillarus

[–]commentsurfer 1 point2 points ago

Is that in the same genus as Redditus Goldus caterpillarus?

[–]Ian1732 14 points15 points ago

I thought the title said "Jewish caterpillar", so I was quite confused.

[–]lawpoop 3 points4 points ago

My boss is a Jewish Caterpillar.

[–]holyshamoley 1 point2 points ago

I did too and spent a few too many seconds wondering if the spots were supposed to look like yarmulkas or something.

[–]apathetic_youth 5 points6 points ago

What is that clear coating, its skin?

[–]RobotRollCall24 11 points12 points ago

Weaponized dimethyltryptamine.

[–]casual_sociopathy 2 points3 points ago

death by epic hallucination?

[–]onemoreclick 1 point2 points ago

What would it feel like? Does it come off?

[–]happywaffle 1 point2 points ago

Liquid metal.

[–]freakball 0 points1 point ago

living tissue over a metal endoskeleton

[–]masterofpuppies 1 point2 points ago

Whoa.

[–]xmnstr 0 points1 point ago

That would have been cool, actually. It's only made by plants, though.

[–]Gandar54 0 points1 point ago

DMT is found in every plant and most mammals.

[–]xmnstr 0 points1 point ago

In extremely low concentrations, it's possible. Not enough to be significant, though. Or people would be using anything to extract it, which is not the case.

[–]Gandar54 0 points1 point ago

Right, but it is still made by something other than plants.

[–]xmnstr 0 points1 point ago

That is quite an extreme degree of nitpicking, I must tell you!

[–]Undergroundpyro 2 points3 points ago

That's. Awesome.

[–]unsayzine 7 points8 points ago

I feel weird.

[–]kaldrazidrim 2 points3 points ago

I am continually blown away by beautiful plant and animal life that I had no idea existed. Thanks internet.

[–]TheKnoodler 2 points3 points ago

Does anyone else think the colors look like little matches?

[–]casual_sociopathy 2 points3 points ago

Is that thing nuclear poisonous?

[–]xrmb 1 point2 points ago

Any pictures of what it turns into?

[–]HuxleyBomb 1 point2 points ago

First time in my life I looked at an insect and actually felt compelled to eat it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This is just stunning!

[–]procom49 1 point2 points ago

It looks like candy! I want it!

[–]dollahashbrown 1 point2 points ago

It's interesting. People are usually cool with caterpillars, but freak the fuck out about maggots.

[–]BotanicallyEnhanced 1 point2 points ago

Moth caterpillars and pupa are almost always cooler looking than butterflies.

[–]philtomato 1 point2 points ago

I hear the leaf.....6 a.m,

[–]zomboy23 3 points4 points ago

Cocaine. Not even once. - Caterpie

[–]25hb 1 point2 points ago

I sort of want to pop it.

[–]enemycrab 2 points3 points ago

I'm not sure if I want to eat it or kill it...

Both I guess.

[–]throttlekitty 2 points3 points ago

I vote eat! (probably poisonous, but they look like candy!)

[–]eriikasaurus_rex 0 points1 point ago

So, I really wanted to see what this turned into and decided to look it up on google before I asked, and I was quite disappointed...

[–]ceruleankangaroo 14 points15 points ago

It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!

[–]DoubleAcesHigh 4 points5 points ago

People with Mottephobia would flip their shit at those furry legs.

[–]Thirdyearfreshmen 0 points1 point ago

You're not kidding! I'm not phobic but it makes me itch and gives me the creeps!

[–]eriikasaurus_rex 0 points1 point ago

that's why I was disappointed when I looked it up...gave me the heebie jeebies....

[–]REDDIT- 3 points4 points ago

If you don't have eyes, you shouldn't have wings. - Karl Pilkington

[–]Diremonster 2 points3 points ago

Did anyone else see the (c) under those pics and read: (c) David Bowie ?

[–]avanish11 2 points3 points ago

It's kinda cute.

[–]Girl_in_Pearls 1 point2 points ago

looks like a pokemon

[–]PoniesRBitchin 0 points1 point ago

[–]Bunnii -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one with a strange urge to pop the little things on it?

[–]centerbleep 0 points1 point ago

Insects just don't stop to amaze and surprise me O_O

[–]Galaxey 0 points1 point ago

does anyone have the butterfly version to these guys?

[–]VengefulOctopus 0 points1 point ago

I definitely thought this said "Jewish caterpillar" and I was really confused.

[–]trogdordeburninator 0 points1 point ago

i read the title as "Jew Caterpillar" and after staring at it for a while i finally decided it made sense cause it looks like a bunch of circumcised dicks. my bad.

[–]OrangeToTheFourth 0 points1 point ago

I really want to poke it.....

[–]Agehn 0 points1 point ago

My fascination with jewels is outweighed in this case by my aversion to gooey-centered slug-like creatures.

[–]G_Snooks 0 points1 point ago

Just waiting for a story on how they shoot the orange bits at predators to poison them..

[–]Defengar 0 points1 point ago

Something tells me this is not an edible creature...

[–]troll-up 0 points1 point ago

This is why I reddit, education.

[–]tells_bad_jokes 0 points1 point ago

Caterpillar, or intricate dildo??

[–]Gamedudebt 0 points1 point ago

That looks somewhat appetizing.

[–]fluxaxion 0 points1 point ago

Gummy worm...

[–]intimatestranger 0 points1 point ago

is the whole body see-through? do you see leaves being turned into poop? why can't i stop thinking about poop?!

[–]freindlyfonz 0 points1 point ago

I feel like every orange dot is an atomic warhead of poison stinging agony.

[–]ryancarpenter 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the few times that a picture on the internet has made my jaw literally drop.

[–]latveria1024 0 points1 point ago

NOPE.

[–]maimer__ 0 points1 point ago

i hope those balls have toxins in it.

[–]stratosii 0 points1 point ago

A real-life pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all

[–]elpresidente-4 1 point2 points ago

A similar species Imgur

[–]deathbytray -1 points0 points ago

Awwwww... how cute! Now, where did I put that flamethrower...

[–]jk147 -1 points0 points ago

Somehow a google search lead me here.

Emerald Cockroach Wasp

[–]digitalz 0 points1 point ago

the two bugs I hate most in the world, combined?

[–]BadxLarry -2 points-1 points ago

I read it first as "Jewish Caterpillar"

[–]hipmister -4 points-3 points ago

read title as "Jewish Caterpillar"

[–]grumblz -2 points-1 points ago

p.cool