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[–]twistedinsurrection 1 point2 points ago

lol except dracula IS real he just wasnt a vampire his real name was vlad tepes and he was a sick fuck he liked to impale people (he was called vlad the impaler) and was rumored to drink their blood which is where the myth came from

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_the_Impaler

[–]Illuminatesfolly[S] 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like the type of exaggeration that lead to the legend of Jeebus.

[–]youhavemyaxes 0 points1 point ago

vlad the impaler was also the inspiration for dracula too

[–]WeaponsGradeHumanity 1 point2 points ago

Actually, mosquitos are far better designed for sucking blood than vampires are.