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[–]Dream_the_Unpossible 20 points21 points ago

"I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles."

[–]themanfromreddit 1 point2 points ago

Don't you like your kids as much as your kids like bubbles?

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[–]beachjustice 1 point2 points ago

Boom.

[–]Aesthete 42 points43 points ago

Someone needs to photoshop the bubbles into upvote arrows.

[–]Nwsamurai 9 points10 points ago

And reverse it.

[–]whiskeyeyes 2 points3 points ago

Somedays I am glad I am not on 4 chan. I was kinda expecting you to say cum.

[–]kenba2099 0 points1 point ago

[–]OriginallyWhat -1 points0 points ago

OMG yeah! that would be so original and creative!!!!!!!!!

[–]Pankraz_Gotha 13 points14 points ago

But then you get it in your eye and it hurts like Satan piss.

[–]N8theGr8 7 points8 points ago

That kid looks like Chucky.

[–]soggy_cereal 0 points1 point ago

Uhh I don't know of this is such a good idea you guys...

[–]Shakespeare_Art_Thou 2 points3 points ago

As thine euphoria peeks a filthy wench who's sense is the lesser equivalent to that of a brick and who's scent is that of a mountain of offal following many a fortnight in the summer heat approches thine post and presents to thou the lowest of blows. A down vote.

[–]Anonymous7k 0 points1 point ago

This is guna be a good novelty account, but i think /r/ humor would appreciate it more.

[–]accidentpronehiker 1 point2 points ago

Getting excited over upvotes is the sign of an empty life.

[–]lawlzorz17 1 point2 points ago

i like how sad he looks at the end, makes it even more accurate

[–]willo_sea 1 point2 points ago

I guess we now need a video response from OP proving that's how s/he reacted

[–]ChuckyChild 1 point2 points ago

So Andy stops trying to stab you if there's bubbles in the air... good to know

[–]asofnow 1 point2 points ago

How I react when upvotes come my way. Downvote for OP.

[–]Degru 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for relevant shirt

[–]Sixtythree63 0 points1 point ago

I assume your doing that right now?

[–]NovaNexu 0 points1 point ago

I'm not a certified grammar Nazi.

[–]Lamacorn 0 points1 point ago

But then all the bubbles pop and actually turn into acid and the negative karma burns away at my soul. Then I get a new accnt.

[–]codesnik 0 points1 point ago

upvotes? downbubbles!

[–]Sadnot 0 points1 point ago

You realize now that we've given you all these upvotes, you're required to give us a video of you dancing like that.

[–]gingerdrop 0 points1 point ago

The best part about volunteering with toddlers is watching them freak out over bubbles, bubbles are like their Elvis. It's awesome watching them totally loose their shit over bubbles.

[–]scarr83 0 points1 point ago

This made me giggle...

[–]sporadicmind 0 points1 point ago

HAAHAHA I had DMX - Party Up start when i clicked on that.. works so well together

[–]paulosalpha 0 points1 point ago

Bubbles and all

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone have a link to the original video?

[–]beachjustice 0 points1 point ago

I'll be expecting a [FIXED] with the bubbles replaced by upvote signs

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

Downvoted for reposting content.

[–]Frugaal 0 points1 point ago

Doctor Roco's first experience with drugs. 'Nuff said.

[–]Aimsworthy 0 points1 point ago

HIS FEET!!! Hahaha. He can't control them!

[–]alphaorionis 0 points1 point ago

Drowning in bubbles now, hmmm?

[–]Kinyin 0 points1 point ago

I'm waiting on the edit where the bubbles become upvotes. I'll give you a little longer.

[–]Ruxini 0 points1 point ago

the most beautiful part is when the bubbles hit the ground and disipates into nothingness, thereby showing the hollow reality of reddit-karma.

[–]Espulu 0 points1 point ago

That is one creepy looking kid.

[–]spacegnomes -1 points0 points ago

This kid is tripping.

[–]MisterFabulous -1 points0 points ago

I'm waiting for the FIXED version...

[–]410ham 0 points1 point ago

yeah where it is actually poring upvotes instead of bubbles.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Looks painful. Have a downvote.

[–]burghfan1 -1 points0 points ago

have numerous ones.

[–]Thalaas -1 points0 points ago

Dear god does that baby look like "Chucky" from the horror films.

[–]SirSandGoblin -3 points-2 points ago

he dances like ian dury

[–]insertuniquename -2 points-1 points ago

|come my way FTFY

[–]Raveneau -3 points-2 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]berwak -2 points-1 points ago

Holy shit that's a creepy looking kid. Kinda looks like Chucky from Child's Play. No offence to any kids or anyone that has a toddler, but fucking-a that shit is creepy.

[–]LivePatrone -4 points-3 points ago

some one should shoop in upvotes and at the end downvotes... justsaying