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[–]slorebear 142 points143 points ago

there is not enough beard on that neck

[–]AscentofDissent 66 points67 points ago

The cat quota however, has been nicely met.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

I hate cats.

[–]SwypeTips 27 points28 points ago

SO BRAVE.

[–]AButtTuba 11 points12 points ago

Cats hate you.

[–]Mister_Meow_Meow 5 points6 points ago

As a cat, i approve this.

[–]Bitrandombit 4 points5 points ago

Someone put the word 'hate' in the sentence with the word 'cats'...

Is he...

Is he talking about vacuum cleaners? Cause cats HATE vacuum cleaners.

[–]1_point_21_gigawatts 341 points342 points ago

I think Encyclopedia Dramatica said it best with this image.

[–]annoyingcommunist 160 points161 points ago

and then facebook after 9gag

[–]Piejamas 81 points82 points ago

And Hollywood after that.

[–]drgk 32 points33 points ago

Then CNN/FNC, and after that the NYT.

[–]sulubster 14 points15 points ago

Let's not forget Yahoo news.

[–]rhombus2210 24 points25 points ago

Then finally, Tosh.

[–]xblackdog 5 points6 points ago

Then back to Facebook, and the cycle repeats from there.

[–]flacothetaco 6 points7 points ago

I guess that explains the human centipede?

[–]Aksama 10 points11 points ago

Tosh.0?

[–]wobwobwob42 1 point2 points ago

You mean Talk Soup meets America's Funnest Videos?

[–]Aksama 3 points4 points ago

I dunno, I love The Soup... I think McHale is witty, and I feel as if most of their humor is original?

[–]PresdntPrimeMinister 3 points4 points ago

Talk soup isn't the same as The Soup.

[–]CakeSmasher 16 points17 points ago

I wold say its even the other way round, considering how 9gag uses Facebook chat, and all the screenies posted.

[–]elj0h0 7 points8 points ago

Good thing that never happens on reddit!

[–]kgall 10 points11 points ago

Its The Circle of Life

[–]Dujen 9 points10 points ago

The Circle of Stupidity, maybe.

[–]auxiliary-character 11 points12 points ago

Circle of Jerking.

[–]Mcelite 4 points5 points ago

I think that facebook pretty much eats everyone's shit.

[–]whimmy_millionaire 79 points80 points ago*

I'm fine with that. Reddit has the highest funny to shit ratio. Not as great as 4chan in terms of both, but not as mentally retarded as 9gag and memebase

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points ago

At least on reddit you dont have to scour through tons of bullshit to look at something funny. And yes, I'm being serious.

[–]whimmy_millionaire 47 points48 points ago

Yeah, Reddit seems to hate itself, but it doesn't realize it has one of the best collections of funny stuff around the internet, while still having a coherent userbase.

[–]Spo8 85 points86 points ago

Reddit should continue to hate itself. When it no longer does, it begins the descent to 9gag/Funnyjunk.

[–]GiantSquidd 29 points30 points ago

Agreed. The best athletes are the ones that are never satisfied with their performances, there's always room for improvement unless you're a narcissistic cocky douche.

[–]I_am_salad 16 points17 points ago

Tell that to Iron Man.

[–]TittyliciousBitch 21 points22 points ago

Yeah, but he's Iron Man.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

That's a different situation. He's a genius and a superhero. You don't argue with that. Also, he is always trying to improve his armor.

[–]saptsen 6 points7 points ago

I agree with your point, but think it's funny as hell to have an analogy comparing a redditor with an athlete

[–]DepartmentStoreSpook 1 point2 points ago

4chan is more than just /b/. Sadly with some of the major boards like /b/,/v/,/k/,and /a/, there is quite a lot of garbage to sift through to find anything good. But the smaller and more specialized boards have a very good amount of relevant posts and discussions with minimal shit to sift though. There are exceptions of course, but the vast majority of smaller boards follow that rule.

[–]teraken 10 points11 points ago*

We're like the fucking King of the Incas, who got to drink first from the top of the fountain at Macchu Pichu. Except instead of clean water, we get fresh diarrhea.

[–]red_rover 48 points49 points ago

[–]PeopleAreOkay 74 points75 points ago

I also like how this one has the 9gag watermark

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Now I want to know if this was actually posted to 9gag, or if someone just put it there to be funny.

[–]whimmy_millionaire 20 points21 points ago

4chan users wish that was the case, but no tumblr is just another link on the shit chain.

[–]doesnotgetthepoint 4 points5 points ago

but where is Something Awful?

[–]DepartmentStoreSpook 7 points8 points ago

On an entirely different chain with only them and ytmnd in an endless cycle of posts stuck in the early 2000's.

[–]doesnotgetthepoint 2 points3 points ago

I wouldn't have it any other way

[–]DoctorCoollike 1 point2 points ago

i dont think you get the point

[–]leerkat 4 points5 points ago

Wait if we are all in that picture... then who took it?

[–]williemcbride 10 points11 points ago

MySpace, it's had to find work as a shitty photographer.

[–]GiantSquidd 1 point2 points ago

...not Facebook, it would be in a bar with drinks and our slutty friends.

[–]danml 27 points28 points ago*

[–]apple4960 23 points24 points ago

"Are are gagging"?

[–]Sam_1776 1 point2 points ago

nah.. reddit would be catching 4chan's in a mixer, shitting in it, and mixing it with cat shit and pouring it down digg's mouth.

[–]dirk_b 124 points125 points ago

I have a friend of mine who's into 9gag and he looks a little like the ones on the left.
I know a guy who has been browsing 4chan for years and that middle picture describes him pretty well actually.
I just noticed that I look a lot like the guy on the right. I also believe that I have the same sweater.

[–]insite 24 points25 points ago

That's Reddit for sure. Cats and Aspergers.

[–]jessicapony 45 points46 points ago

Its a nice sweater man

[–]linkkjm 11 points12 points ago

My cat is laying on my lap right now....

[–]Bethurz 1 point2 points ago

Mine's by my feet!

[–]SkippyRodriguez 26 points27 points ago

The cat pic makes me sad for some reason. Whatever, the guy loves his cat. Let him have that.

[–]Jonshock 201 points202 points ago

http://ryantan.net/content/netizens.jpg this is still my favorite.

[–]Hero_of_Hyrule 93 points94 points ago

I love how Google has the look of "The shit I have to put up with..."

[–]mcoree 36 points37 points ago

Pretty much... People search for all those sites on google all the time, and he HAS to show them to people...

[–]orost 41 points42 points ago

Also Google owns YouTube.

[–]spazzmckiwi 35 points36 points ago

Look at the look of disappointment on his face when he sees what his child has become.

[–]Jjunior130 23 points24 points ago

his adopted child

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

whatever dude, google probably looks at the most porn.

[–]whateverdipshit 89 points90 points ago

[–]vnkid 25 points26 points ago

Nice touch with the forward pointing tail.

[–]blainetrimble 15 points16 points ago

Lol Afro-wearing pokeball throwing slowpoke pink gurren lagann wearing anon mask. That DOES describe 4chan perfectly

[–]ReaganYouth 2 points3 points ago

Don't forget to include that Slowpoke's tail looks like an erect penis.

[–]casual_complimenter 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't quite call that erect...

[–]I_am_salad 6 points7 points ago

Exactly. 4chan.

[–]CerpinTaxes 244 points245 points ago

No way is deviant art an attractive and cool looking alternative chick.

It's mostly 13 year old weeaboos and furries writing and drawing slash fiction.

[–]Q-Pod 174 points175 points ago

considering the picture probably originated on deviantart, I feel they may have taken some leeway

[–]AscentofDissent 103 points104 points ago

Yeah deviantart is full of misunderstood snowflakes.

[–]mentalorigami 33 points34 points ago

Every one as unique as the last..

[–]Sirrush 13 points14 points ago

Unlike Reddit, amirite

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

We subscribe to a more hivemind mentality here.

Breakfast is at 8.

[–]Sirrush 3 points4 points ago

I shall be there. At 7:30.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

[–]JESUS_X_MOSES 1 point2 points ago*

I think the story behind this picture was a DeviantArt fanfic "Internet University". And of course DeviantArt was portrayed as the pretty girl from a rich private school. EDIT: Link

[–]imtrappedinabox 100 points101 points ago

BULLSHIT. There's also tons of bronies.

[–]InfamyDeferred 59 points60 points ago

You know, I think this picture actually predates bronies. It has myspace but no tumblr.

[–]MrDeckard 40 points41 points ago

Also, Facebook is portrayed positively, YouTube looks like more of a douchey Eminem type kid than the weird eclectic remix factory it is today, and Digg is still being treated as relevant.

[–]Zalbu 7 points8 points ago

Digg and Reddit wasn't on the original version of that picture, IIRC.

[–]PeopleAreOkay 6 points7 points ago

Neither was 4chan.

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 10 points11 points ago

Or anything. The original version of the picture was blank.

[–]iampayette 1 point2 points ago

Before Pony Era Pony Era

[–]Madiau 45 points46 points ago

PRO TIP: There's a lot of bronies on Reddit, too.

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[–]fondlemeLeroy 16 points17 points ago

Secret?

[–]bryvood 16 points17 points ago

But fun?

[–]CheeseGobler 4 points5 points ago

I'm alright thx, maybe later.

[–]RD_Is_Best_Pony 2 points3 points ago

Agreed.

[–]Madiau 2 points3 points ago

And I agree with your username :D

[–]brningpyre 4 points5 points ago

If it was also a guy, the pic would be fine.

[–]lediablerouge 2 points3 points ago

Having met some cool and attractive alternative chicks, it's not out of the question that those are her "things".

[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 0 points1 point ago

NOW that's what it is. If you look hard enough, you find some badass shit...and some hot girls :u

[–]wolfJam 13 points14 points ago

The Myspace guy should be a tombstone.

[–]Astrognome 22 points23 points ago

9gag should have a crudely drawn version of the reddit guy, that says "Original" next to it.

[–]MrQuantumE 28 points29 points ago

This good enough? http://i.imgur.com/SL6i3.png

[–]who-said-that[S] 13 points14 points ago

yep, that's pretty good too

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[–]vnkid 1 point2 points ago

Needs to have more guido?

[–]DreamCatcher24 2 points3 points ago

4chan reminds me of Buffalo Bill.

[–]doesnotgetthepoint 2 points3 points ago

myspace should be more... dead

[–]mau5turbator 17 points18 points ago

Just replace Obama with Ron Paul on Reddit.

[–]Durzo_Blint 11 points12 points ago

Ron Paul really isn't that popular even on reddit. The Ron Paul supporters are just very vocal. I think they understand internet campaigning more than any other political group in the US.

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 5 points6 points ago

The Ron Paul supporters aren't even that vocal, it's just that the "RON PAUL SO BRAVE" has been going on in /r/circlejerk for so long it's become a meme in of itself.

[–]uurrnn 22 points23 points ago

Reddit is definitely more Liberal than Libertarian.

[–]iampayette 2 points3 points ago

And still Ron Paul manages to cater to their interests better than the hope'n'change.

[–]llollercoaster 7 points8 points ago

I've been browsing 4chan for years, and I look exactly like 4chan in that picture...

seems accurate..

[–]TheObviousChild 1 point2 points ago

humorous jab at Digg's growing irrelevance

[–]drgk 1 point2 points ago

What is a d-i-g-g?

[–]masayo 1 point2 points ago

that's the whitest web I've ever seen!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]drgk 32 points33 points ago

[–]TheFluxIsThis 23 points24 points ago

...Pinterest is just...woman.

[–]gaog 4 points5 points ago

guys , it is not what we are thinking, I went there all excited and closed it faster than

[–]Delfishie 15 points16 points ago

Afraid you might learn some nice decorating tips?

[–]robowookie 2 points3 points ago

But they were using m&m cookie dough as a dip for other biscuits. Isn't that right up our alley?

[–]sentopi955 1 point2 points ago

Faster than what?

[–]lmmortal 47 points48 points ago

[–]RedDaggerx 36 points37 points ago

With 4chan, you see the kitten brutally decapitated then eaten by naked people.

[–]drgk 11 points12 points ago

Second time in two days I've had to ask this, doesn't 4Chan love cats?

[–]Navevan 6 points7 points ago

Yes, /b/'s gotten people arrested for the shit they've done to cats. But the only way to "troll" a /b/tard is with an untraceable .gif of a dog or cat being brutally killed. It's always the same 5/6 of them that every one knows, but it still puts every one in a tizzy.

[–]the_angry_coconut 11 points12 points ago

It really rustles their jimmies.

[–]Navevan 2 points3 points ago

[–]Juz16 1 point2 points ago

They don't give a fuck about dogs.

Cats.

Cats are valuable to them.

[–]Navevan 1 point2 points ago

I don't know if they're willing to exert the same kind of /b/ justice for a dog, but I've seen plenty-a'-rustled-jimmy from .gifs of dogs being thrown off buildings/set on fire.

[–]Juz16 1 point2 points ago

Those are moralfags.

[–]drgk 1 point2 points ago

Til

[–]LE_LE_LE_STFU 18 points19 points ago

On /b/ you would

[–]osoroco 3 points4 points ago

and then they get those naked cat eating people arrested

[–]Kashima 3 points4 points ago

most people on 4chan actually love cats. saturday is caturday, etc.

i guess, it's because of alot of people lurking the internet, want to have a sophisticated pet for socializing (cat), that does not require them to go out (dog).

me also a cat-person.

[–]AceManACE 6 points7 points ago

It looks like he's choking the cat.

[–]Spreeg[!] 37 points38 points ago

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

[–]FlyBiShooter23 5 points6 points ago

Preface: I noticed this because I was thinking 'Jesus Christ, why can't these kids pull up their pants'

Are the 2 munchkins flexing on the right wearing matching boxers? Also does the one in the middle look like a butch lesbian to anyone else?

[–]deargodimbored 15 points16 points ago

Honestly I'm just too lazy, not tech savy enough to be a part of 4/Chan, but not emotionally/intellectually stunted enough for 9gag, and all the cp supposedly floating around 4/Chan scares the heck out of me

Reddit is a nice inbetween place, karma points, but relative freedom, and the different communities are relatively civil with one another.

Also Reddit is really diverse and dare I say fun. It's what they promised college to be, but it wasn't.

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[–]deargodimbored 2 points3 points ago

TIL, thanks I didn't know that. Have to check it out at some point.

The only person I ever knew who was a 4/Chan user, he talked about it...was a guy who later I found out was a pedophile, confessed this to me drunk one time (said he had urges but didn't act on them, but still creeped me out). This was like seven years ago. Never talked to him after that. I never had went on 4/Chan, and after that I definitely wasn't going to.

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[–]Sanity_prevails 1 point2 points ago

"/ck/ for cooking" sounds like a trap. /lemonparty/ for gardening?

[–]ISHOTJAMC 12 points13 points ago

Would, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would.

[–]Mandraix 30 points31 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

Step away from the cat.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 15 points16 points ago

That one kid has freakishly toned abs for a child. O_o

[–]PhytOxRiKER 18 points19 points ago

Well i guess when youre that thin, all you need to do is do 100 situps and flex.

[–]VDGfreak 18 points19 points ago*

Ridiculously skinny guy here. Just flexing works pretty well.

EDIT: spelling

[–]lyanocoste 2 points3 points ago

confirmed by also ridiculously skinny guy (just with better grammar) :)

[–]sir_swagbadger 9 points10 points ago

Rediculously skinny guy here. = spelling error

Ridiculously guy skinny here. = grammar error

Ridiculously guy skinny up in hurr = grammar error/ebonics

[–]daielquon 1 point2 points ago

I cannot get enough of your username, Sir Swagbadger.

[–]lyanocoste 1 point2 points ago

thanks, i wasn't too sure haha

[–]simonalparaz 2 points3 points ago

"A skinny guy with abs is like a fat chick with Ds."

Heard that somewhere on /r/fitness or /r/gainit earlier this week. Too true.

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 1 point2 points ago

Except most people would think of the skinny guy as more attractive than the fat chick, so it's a silly example.

[–]snario 10 points11 points ago

4chan is so sketchy...

[–]deadmantellnotales 2 points3 points ago

I appreciate the fact that all of them are in their formal attire

[–]iluvjewsnblacks 2 points3 points ago

Looks like i skipped a step in getting here reddit...i need to go buy a beautiful pink dress and a pack of cigs. Ill be back in 6 months

[–]original-finder 38 points39 points ago

[–]Buttered_Penis 31 points32 points ago

Image no longer exists.. FUCK!

[–]typewarrior1 59 points60 points ago

Yes, we'll have to deactivate you, original-finder bot. Any last words?

[–]NoCommonCents 2 points3 points ago

I am a potato

?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I don't think O-F has downsydrome

[–]Lost4468 9 points10 points ago

Who cares if Oxygen difluoride has down syndrome? How would you like it if you where a chemical minding your own business when suddenly people start suggesting you have down syndrome?

[–]orbench 1 point2 points ago

Nice cat

[–]newgirlie 1 point2 points ago

truth. my 90's sweatshirt is so chic

[–]Jealousy123 1 point2 points ago

My first reaction was "I don't like any of these..."

[–]Gortos 1 point2 points ago

He seems like a nice guy, and he has a cat. He's just not photogenic or good looking or all that.

[–]MIDItheKID 1 point2 points ago

The Internet: The place where nobody is a winner.

[–]Bricksquad 1 point2 points ago

NOT SURE WHAT 9 GAG IS BUT UR ALL FAGGOTS EITHER WAY

[–]Bob3333 1 point2 points ago

Are you sure that isn't Reddit pre-2010? I'm pretty sure Reddit is more accurately represented by the image on the left today.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I just laughed out loud in front of my 80 year old boss. Thank you for the image!

[–]Gamer_152 1 point2 points ago

I swear that guy on the right taught me A level computing.

[–]narwhalslut 1 point2 points ago

Wait, 9gag is full of shirtless young boys... hm.

[–]puppetkey 1 point2 points ago

What about Tumbler?

[–]Lost_Chiver 3 points4 points ago

This does not help explain how I ended up here at all.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Well I know where I belong. teehee kitty!

[–]iluvgoodburger 1 point2 points ago

It's all the same stolen content

[–]PowerCrumpet 0 points1 point ago

Phenomenal.

[–]pyralis21 0 points1 point ago

ok you win this time

[–]Drakeneo 0 points1 point ago

I think the main difference is that 9gag doesn't have [Fixed] in every title.

[–]jxdjxd 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for the [fixed] version. Haha.

Yeah, best comparison between 4chan and 9gag I've seen so far.

[–]Vondi 0 points1 point ago

This is the most accurate comparison I've ever seen.

[–]NewAccts 0 points1 point ago

In order

Douchebags - Weirdos - Weirdos who are proud of themselves

[–]SoManySpiderWebs 0 points1 point ago

Is that Adrien Brody in the middle?

[–]Jaybaybaybay 0 points1 point ago

so true

[–]wookiesandwich 0 points1 point ago

really? 1300+ upvote balance? pardon me a moment, I'm going to go kill myself

[–]Dujen 0 points1 point ago

Yea, I wish I was that handsome!

[–]babycubbybear 0 points1 point ago

Still take reddit any day... HE'S GOT A CAT!!!!

[–]super-sleuth 0 points1 point ago

That would be funny if it weren't... so sad.

[–]banneded 0 points1 point ago

were the fuck is spaceghetto!?!

[–]Dickle 0 points1 point ago

welp

[–]SomethingNicer 0 points1 point ago

Why are two of the boys wearing the same underwear?

[–]GahLant 0 points1 point ago

4chan looks like weird al

[–]mr_mojo773 0 points1 point ago

Wait then what's facebook?

[–]Airazz 0 points1 point ago

This would imply that Reddit will go on to create the next big thing in the computer world, consequently raking in billions of dollars and becoming the next Bill Gates. The only difference is that this time a shitload of money will be spent not on starving African kids, but on cats.

[–]BelugaTaquito 0 points1 point ago

So I guess this is Fark then.

[–]sebin 0 points1 point ago

Where's the neckbeard?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What do you call someone who browses 9gag? A 9fag perhaps? But seriously.. ?

[–]Phelpso 0 points1 point ago

Are they wearing the same underwear? wtf lol

[–]nira007pwnz 0 points1 point ago

I'd imagine 4chan to be some random person who ran over a baby, cut off their own penis, raped a little girl, or burned an animal alive, ALL WHILE there is a clever pun as the caption.

[–]cokeandhoes 0 points1 point ago

IDK, Dogs are winning pretty big as of late in /r/aww.

[–]Psychonaut7 0 points1 point ago

So who would imgur be?