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[–]El_KerrFerr 260 points261 points ago

You are amazingly advanced for being born today

[–]ringringbananaphone 182 points183 points ago

Well, he wasn't born yesterday.

[–]ymahaguy3388 32 points33 points ago

Oh you.

[–]Trachyon 32 points33 points ago

[–]vnkid 4 points5 points ago

The owner looks more serious and disappointed in this version.

[–]Lewkylewk[S] 45 points46 points ago

Well, I don't want to toot my own horn...

...But yeah, I am.

[–]Nictionary 6 points7 points ago

Hey, on a somewhat unrelated note, I heard you love CP, what's the deal with that?

[–]Lewkylewk[S] 8 points9 points ago

This will forever haunt my reddit experience.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

[–]ymahaguy3388 2 points3 points ago

TIL Luke Skywalker used the force to "admire" naked children.

[–]RichOfTheJungle 6 points7 points ago

Sorry duder, RES tagged "Is named Luke and loves CP"

[–]thatonegoodpost 0 points1 point ago

Here's something to relate both star wars and CP! Star Wars and Captain Picard together that is.

[–]Towel4 0 points1 point ago*

HEY EVERYONE

THIS GUY LIKES CP

Tagged as "CP loving guy" Edit: my name is also Luke.

[–]wanderso24 -3 points-2 points ago

I was wondering why I had you tagged as "CP"

[–]Siphis 1 point2 points ago

Really? I don't mean to toot my own horn but, BRAAAAAAP!

[–]GloriousPeanut 0 points1 point ago

It is my birthday and I am also named Luke. This about sums up my feelings on the matter.

[–]ccsmama 20 points21 points ago

Luke, blame your father.

[–]AmateurGynecologyst 8 points9 points ago

"Sorry I slept with your mom"

[–]vhisic 34 points35 points ago

from one luke to another, i feel your pain. however even more annoying is how everyone thinks they are my father.

[–]RabidBadger 26 points27 points ago

When people make bad jokes like that all you gotta do is keep a cool hand

[–]hugeposuer 11 points12 points ago*

I'd like to say I'm sorry. My name is Houston and I've heard every joke there is about my name. I reassure everyone that they were the first to say them.

In seventh grade, I met a kid named Luke, and "Luke, I am your father" just slipped out. Even as I was saying it, I thought This isn't clever at all. No one laughed and the teacher said "I'm sure he's never heard that one before." It felt bad. And I deserved it.

[–]saxasm 3 points4 points ago

". You seem to have let that little rascal run away. I found him three blocks away from here! You really should pay a bit of attention to his antics.

[–]hugeposuer 0 points1 point ago

Thank you so much! We've been looking for him everywhere. I'll be sure to take better care of him now.

[–]lukke100 5 points6 points ago

We should start a support group or something. :P

[–]LukaCola 4 points5 points ago

Oddly enough I didn't get any of that today.

On any other day, yeah. But not today.

[–]ymahaguy3388 0 points1 point ago

May the 4th be with you.

[–]trunky 2 points3 points ago

Anytime I meet someone, and they give me the "Luuuuuuke, I am your father" line, I know there is a 98% chance that person is an unfunny piece of shit.

[–]Syujinkou 1 point2 points ago

I agree. He clearly said "No, I am your father."

[–]king_of_bfe 1 point2 points ago

as another luke I want to carry a pistol for those occasions. the only fun thing to do is pretend you've never heard it before and never saw star wars. gets awkward pretty quick for them.

[–]YodaTuna 1 point2 points ago

HE DOESN'T EVEN SAY LUKE IN THAT LINE. I would be more offended that people couldn't get the stupid line right.

[–]MadroxKran 1 point2 points ago

I wanna get in on this Luke karma.

[–]lukeschett 2 points3 points ago

I'm sick of it. I'm gonna pistolwhip the next person that says "May the fourth be with you."

[–]gbCerberus 5 points6 points ago

Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

[–]Sergnb 0 points1 point ago

imagine the pain if you were called "No".

[–]ekul227 0 points1 point ago

As a fellow Luke, I don't think I've gone 2 days in my life without someone saying they're my father.

Just once I want someone (someone not my uncle) to refer to me as coolhand.

[–]feyrath 14 points15 points ago

Live long and prosper.

[–]ZiegZeon 28 points29 points ago

May the fourth be with you then.

[–]dumaitbjimmy 20 points21 points ago

Revenge of the fifth is tomorrow...

[–]Lewkylewk[S] 74 points75 points ago

[–]StankyBiscuit -2 points-1 points ago

Man, that character alone could have so much movie potential.

[–]TarekIshmal -2 points-1 points ago

If only it wasn't played by one of the single worst actors...

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[–]colleeeenn 5 points6 points ago

My name isn't Luke.. but happy birthday, birthday buddy!

[–]ArcanumSanctus 4 points5 points ago

Came here to say this. Happy birthday to all my birthday buds!

[–]Lewkylewk[S] 6 points7 points ago

Happy birthday! Have fun and whatnot x

[–]Necpax 1 point2 points ago

May the fourth be with you both. trollface.jpg

[–]UnknownArchive 8 points9 points ago

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[–]OCDTrigger 9 points10 points ago

[–]Heres_Something 3 points4 points ago

[–]ExtraNoise 2 points3 points ago

This is a bit of derail from the thread, but I didn't understand this small part of the scene. Was he securing her silence with the extra coin? Was he giving it to her as pity because that dude was gross? Was she a character I'm supposed to know who gave them his location that night? Am I just really trying to over-analyze this?

[–]gsperfection 0 points1 point ago

I'm not completely sure why he gave her the second coin, but I've narrowed it down to two possible reasons:

  1. Like you said, she had to touch the wrinkly old-looking Pycelle.
  2. After seeing how much the frail old man resisted, Tyrion decided to give her another coin. We do know he has a soft spot for whores, in a way.

Pycelle isn't really as weak as he makes himself out to be. It's all an act, which was revealed in an earlier episode. So I kinda think the second one is more likely.

[–]sector6 2 points3 points ago

I wanted to have a son, just to name him Luke!

[–]fortworthbret 2 points3 points ago

My son is named Luke. My wife wanted a girl, to name her Indiana.

go figure.

[–]Joaf 0 points1 point ago

Leia. Without exception.

[–]AJRiddle 0 points1 point ago

Indiana is a man's name, don't take that away!

[–]fortworthbret 0 points1 point ago

Or a dog's name.

[–]SHSzilla 0 points1 point ago

Obligatory bitch joke.

[–]CableGuy718 4 points5 points ago

Hey, it's my birthday as well. Happy birthday!

[–]imasmittenkitten 0 points1 point ago

Me too! :) Happy birthday guys!

[–]givemesomelove 0 points1 point ago

me three. Birthday party!

[–]tuoder 1 point2 points ago

I KNOW RIGHT? FUCK THOSE PEOPLE FOR TRYING TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY.

[–]Brett42 1 point2 points ago

You were born today? You must be a prodigy.

[–]Mottwally 1 point2 points ago

I have a friend named Bart. The amount of Bart Simpson quotes he has to endure is amazing.

Makes me glad my name, Mike Hunt, can't be used for funny movie/T.V. quotes..........

[–]ToastyRaichu 0 points1 point ago

So it's "Mycunt" ?

[–]AwesomeMcPants 0 points1 point ago

[–]DLimited 1 point2 points ago

That is pretty funny actually.

[–]Lizzzard 1 point2 points ago

As a MILD Star Wars fan and born today a couple decades a go people think its the funniest shit ever. I'm a grumpy pants today anyway so meh.

[–]slobdogg 1 point2 points ago

TIL why Amazon's daily deals have been all Star Wars focused on May 4.

[–]shockzone 1 point2 points ago

Happy Bertheyberth day Lewkylewk.

[–]Purpose2 1 point2 points ago

When I was in high school - Mr. Walker my math teacher had a son while I was there... they named him Luke with the middle name of Skye. Luke Skye Walker. I wish I made this up.

[–]KC-53 1 point2 points ago

Called Luke or named Luke?

[–]happycat_ishappy 0 points1 point ago

Ooh, you pedantic tit.

[–]KC-53 1 point2 points ago

Titties!

[–]pessimistic_me 1 point2 points ago

well, my parents decided to name me hansol, i deal with this shit everyday

[–]roryborealis 1 point2 points ago

My name is not Luke and it's not my birthday. I feel that way when people say "May the 4th be with you" anyway. Fucking people.

[–]robbyiballs 1 point2 points ago

This gif is starting to kill "Liar, Liar" for me.

[–]lettucetogod 1 point2 points ago

I was also born today! Happy Birthday to us!

[–]svidie 1 point2 points ago

I was hoping i wasn't the only one with this unique situation. Heres to being awesome today!

[–]trigerfish 1 point2 points ago

May the 4th be with you... but beware the Return of the 5th.

[–]soulkissernl 1 point2 points ago

What movie is that .gif from? I'd like to know. And happy birthday OP.

[–]maybe_sparrow 1 point2 points ago

Liar Liar.

[–]soulkissernl 0 points1 point ago

Thanks

[–]xDrSchnugglesx 1 point2 points ago

It's my birthday too. Shit sucks, yo. I didn't even hear the stupid phrase until like 2 years ago. And my name isn't even Luke.

[–]AntonJokinen 2 points3 points ago

Liar Liar was a funny movie.

[–]AetherIsWaiting 0 points1 point ago

Dude, I would be stoked if my name was luke and I was born on the 4th of may.

[–]mrdeadsniper 2 points3 points ago

I think the point is, it gets old. A catchphrase is not a cool real life identity.

[–]TreephantBOA 0 points1 point ago

I'll never forget the year it came out... we were into making prank calls... I was 11. We found a guy in the white pages names Owen... we kept calling him up... "Uncle Owen, it's me! Luke."

[–]SuperTurtle 0 points1 point ago

Are you a native French speaker?

[–]Taubin 0 points1 point ago

You're name is Luke and you were born today? How amazing, you're unique, just like everyone else!

[–]Dick_Serious 0 points1 point ago

My name is also Luke. I have prbly heard "I am your father" at least 7 gazillion times.

Today has been more calm than I expected.

*For clarity my name is Luke, not "also Luke"... Although that's a pretty good name too.

[–]TheyCallMeTomSawyer 0 points1 point ago

All I gotta say is happy birthday man! Haters gonna hate, enjoy your day!

[–]locobanya 0 points1 point ago

Having the last name Acuna, I feel your pain bro. Every damn time it's: "Oh, like hakuna matata, right?!?!?!"

[–]brokenseeker 0 points1 point ago

Call me daddy.

[–]BiggerLongerAndUncut 0 points1 point ago

This is the only day I'm glad I wasn't named Jedi as my father wanted. My mother wouldn't have it because people would call me Jed.

[–]wikkawakkashame 0 points1 point ago

Tomorrow will be revenge of the fifth, good luck!

[–]masturbateToSleep 0 points1 point ago

Not in my circles

[–]wually 0 points1 point ago

I myself am also born on May 4th. Joke has haunted me all my life

[–]ImaginationStation 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, starting some year in your life, no one will wish you a happy birthday!

[–]DJ_Ruby_Rhod 0 points1 point ago

No relevance what-so-ever but I feel the need to tell someone: being named Pam, this is how I feel when people say, "HAH like the spray!". Yes. Like the fucking spray.

[–]williambawesome 0 points1 point ago

TIL over two thousand redditors where born today

[–]ilestledisko 0 points1 point ago

Wow, you made it to front page. When you get back from France I owe you some sugar ;)

[–]Hax_ 0 points1 point ago

At least you weren't born on May 5th.

[–]h0ser 0 points1 point ago

I turn off my phone and sleep through my birthday.

[–]Syd3trakt 0 points1 point ago

Ha! Thanks for the great laugh to kick off my weekend.

[–]PeterMus 0 points1 point ago

If I made that joke I'd be laughing pretty hard.

[–]walking18 0 points1 point ago

Bro. My brothers legal birth name is Luke Sky Walker.

Get on his level.

[–]iamfromcanada 0 points1 point ago

I hope people are old enough to know this is Liar Liar.

[–]lackofbiscuits 0 points1 point ago

I'm always happy to see this reposted when it's used right. Makes me laugh every time.

[–]lizanne_b 0 points1 point ago

my mom's best friend's son is named Rudolf, after his father, but they call him RJ (Rudolf Junior) for short because he was born on Christmas day by coincidence.

[–]smeenz 0 points1 point ago

Oh now I get what all the Star Wars references are about today... didn't realise for a while because it's the 5th of May here

[–]thisisj3w 0 points1 point ago

you're a dick, that is damn funny.

[–]Hakoten 0 points1 point ago

My name is Luke. I have a friend named Luke.

We don't say dumb shit.

[–]MrMontage 0 points1 point ago

I think Seth Meyer's said it best last year, "alright, I get it... just fix my email and get out off my office..."

[–]JWL1092 0 points1 point ago

my brothers first child today and he forgot it was star wars day and missed the name luke :(

[–]TannerLynn1 0 points1 point ago

I teach a kid at my church named Anakin!

[–]iDirtyDianaX 0 points1 point ago

It's my birthday too :) have an upvote, sir : )

[–]AddictiveSoup 0 points1 point ago

My favorite part of this gif is the way it can be reposted under an infinite number of titles.

[–]Leedwover 0 points1 point ago

What a funny name, Luke And Born Today.

[–]sharkstars 0 points1 point ago

I, too, was born today. I've only got it once thus far (knock on wood).

[–]lysdexiad 0 points1 point ago

Likewise, my facebook was filled with this facepalm worthy statement this morning. Also quite a few "I am your father." Which, as a Luke yourself, probably kills you inside about as much as it does me.

[–]user93 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday, Luke.

[–]FunkEnet 0 points1 point ago

My name is also Luke, any other Lukes put there have to put up with random people saying, "Luke, I am your father?"

[–]Tasgallxx 0 points1 point ago

Nobody did this to me :( They just stick with the usual they are my father. I just wanted some change.

[–]FuckGivenGoose 0 points1 point ago

Do people actually say that to each other? Junior high school kids, maybe socially stunted high schoolers, but really, do people say it enough to really bother you?

[–]Naternaut 0 points1 point ago

As a Catholic: And with your spirit.

[–]UndergroundMan91 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel every time I meet someone new (my name is Forrest).

[–]skytro 0 points1 point ago

Oh come on, you gotta give them credit, that is amazing

[–]dougiedugdug 0 points1 point ago

Does that really occur that often?

[–]MegatronRx 0 points1 point ago

This guy has you beat

http://i.imgur.com/hzbmE.png

[–]bikari 0 points1 point ago

Another Luke here. Heard 'em all, "Luke, I am your father," "fluke," "puke," "cool hand Luke," etc.

[–]Mudface68 0 points1 point ago

It's my b-day too! but I'm not Luke... I am your father.

[–]Sydafexx 0 points1 point ago

OK THAT IS FUNNY AND WOULD NEVER GET OLD.

[–]Galaxey 0 points1 point ago

u should be happy and honored dick

[–]DoesTheBaconNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

My friend Anakin's birthday was today...

[–]falseidol125 0 points1 point ago

My name is also Luke. Here are a few comebacks I have when I am just not in the mood. But I usually get, Luke...I am you father. So I say. Will you come back mom has been crying every day since your left? Ok, well that explains the asthma. "When the person is older." I am sorry are you maybe making a joke about some exceptionally outdated and really old TV SHOW or something. Oh wait, was it the one with that puppet who ate cats. Or Hit them in the face and yell you left I will never forgive you... Walk away crying

[–]Bluesxx 0 points1 point ago*

I'm sorry that it makes you feel like Jim Carrey

[–]watert03 0 points1 point ago

So glad I'm known by my last name at work. Good lord typing drunk is hard. If not for red squiggly lines, this post would be crap

[–]BigJohnful 0 points1 point ago

And if you party too hard then you have fallen prey to the revenge of the 5th. Sorry I'll leave now.

[–]ryan848 0 points1 point ago

im only called ryan, but was born on the may 4th too and i feel exactly the same!

[–]jonkoeson 0 points1 point ago

That's actually really clever and I don't care if you hear it every birthday, I would be damn proud of myself for thinking of that. Also happy birthday

[–]Clown_Vomit -3 points-2 points ago

You should be like "Haha yeah, Lord of the Rings was the best, Picard played the fuck out of Dumbledore."

[–]falco_brawler -4 points-3 points ago

I fucking hate this stupid "holiday."

[–]JTDeuce 6 points7 points ago

Scrooge

[–]thedbp 0 points1 point ago

It's an actual holliday in Denmark.

[–]trants -1 points0 points ago

I was born today too! we're related no?

[–]ben0x539 -3 points-2 points ago

If you're gonna repost a last-millenium reaction gif, at least take one from Star Wars.

[–]drdinguswoah -2 points-1 points ago

[–]outbound -1 points0 points ago

damn... you can't even go by Lucas

Happy Birthday, Luke! Live long and prosper.

[–]Paulus81 -1 points0 points ago

Did you even take the dick out of your mouth before you made this post?

[–]bartimeas -2 points-1 points ago

This .gif is really starting to get old.

[–]fadaboutyou -3 points-2 points ago

Butler????

[–]MySixInchTaint -3 points-2 points ago

This "holiday" is a bit of a stretch. It just sounds like Daffy Duck in Star Wars.