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[–]SimpleWildcat 432 points433 points ago

How can someone be upset at getting Super Troopers =[

[–]UKMuffins 101 points102 points ago

I came to say I felt sorry for whoever has to be around that girl...what kind of person doesn't like super troppers meow?!

[–]Ogow 48 points49 points ago

Meowsed or not, Super Troopers is an amazing meowvie.

[–]buideals 31 points32 points ago

that's enough, meow

[–]L3ftyrocks89 27 points28 points ago

Everyone stop it right meow!

[–]whoatemypie 16 points17 points ago

I'm sorry, are you saying "Meow"?

[–]robocop019 19 points20 points ago

Am I saying "meow"?

[–]AcidExtraction 28 points29 points ago

CHICKEN FUCKER!

[–]DoogieBrowser 17 points18 points ago

Bear..... BEAR FUCKER!

[–]darksober 16 points17 points ago

Do you need assistance?

[–]goletasb 3 points4 points ago

[–]marmo518 6 points7 points ago

Am I drinkin milk from a saucer?!

[–]runwild 6 points7 points ago

Jumpin around all nimbly pimbly?

[–]BillyPup 2 points3 points ago

Isn't so funny meow is it?

[–]MAJORPOOPY 7 points8 points ago

Do I look like a cat? Am I lapping milk out of a saucer? Am I jumping from tree to tree all himbly bimbly?

[–]DrBigMac702 4 points5 points ago

do you see me eating mice?!

[–]UKMuffins 2 points3 points ago

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

[–]theraf8100 12 points13 points ago

My girlfriend. On a side note I need to get a new girlfriend. She doesn't like comedies and it makes me a sad panda.

[–]HotMoosePants 2 points3 points ago

Thats like hating puppies and rainbows.

[–]gsxr 2 points3 points ago

I'm calling shenanigans!

[–]AMostCleverUserName 2 points3 points ago

Oooohh.... O_o

[–]UKMuffins 2 points3 points ago

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."

[–]dapms 2 points3 points ago

Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

[–]DasYorkie 1 point2 points ago

You mean Shenanigans?

[–]NiceGunMrBurton 1 point2 points ago

she is most likely a chicken fucker.

[–]thenameschris 15 points16 points ago

I experienced something similar

[–]Vertigo666 2 points3 points ago

[–]wasdy1 -2 points-1 points ago

Did you run around saying you people would of been hanged from a tree 50 years ago also?

[–]stardonis -3 points-2 points ago

Can you hear my eyes rolling all of the way across the internet?

[–]wasdy1 -3 points-2 points ago

No, because even if I was right next to you I wouldn't hear your eyes rolling...

[–]stardonis -3 points-2 points ago

What about now?

[–]wasdy1 -2 points-1 points ago

Roll them harder, I might have just heard something....

[–]stardonis -1 points0 points ago*

"I hope you can see hear this, because I am doing it as hard as I can."

*edit you made my day by giving me the position to use that quote. I'm a complete jerk and thank you :)

[–]mike45010 2 points3 points ago

oh... a bar of soap. I GOT YOU GOOD FUCKER!

[–]Rbryson30 1 point2 points ago

That's what I was thinking...

[–]beegee1892 7 points8 points ago

I just lost a buck....to myself

[–]mrimperfect 1 point2 points ago

I read through this entire parent comment thread with Starship Troopers in my mind. I was sharing everyone's incredulity. Upon realizing my mistake, I take it all back. I love Super Troopers, but I can see what someone wouldn't like it. STARSHIP Troopers on the other hand, you have no excuse not to like.

[–]Shinhan 0 points1 point ago

The sequels OTOH...

[–]Frosticus 0 points1 point ago

Well in her defense, it was a "used" copy

[–]dalaio 0 points1 point ago

I chose to interpret the leading (...)sed in the photo as being part of "missed", as in, "I missed "Super Troopers" movie... because that would be a shitty gift.

[–]TomahawkDrop 0 points1 point ago

She clearly doesn't like littering or smoking the reefer.

[–]gstatty 0 points1 point ago

The next person to say Shenanigans...

[–]Iysif 0 points1 point ago

Clearly she has received some excellent gifts.

[–]DDani 0 points1 point ago

Obviously she has it already.

[–]Bipolarruledout[!] 0 points1 point ago

Asked for Starship Troopers.

[–]expertunderachiever -3 points-2 points ago

I came here to this say.

[–]PolardOOd -3 points-2 points ago

Same.

[–]AtomMorris 24 points25 points ago

Many a dream has died in Grove City... Trust me.

[–]Samnow481 8 points9 points ago

More like Grove Shitty amirite?

[–]Some_Random_Asshat 2 points3 points ago

Grovetucky still being tossed around?

[–]accordingtoben 10 points11 points ago

As a resident of Grove City, I agree

[–]dsade 5 points6 points ago

As a resident of Hilliard with a wife born and raised in (and wants to move back to) Grove City, I concur.

[–]inoxia 7 points8 points ago

Grove city I spent a month there one night

[–]Some_Random_Asshat 0 points1 point ago

Don't do it!

[–]trampus1 2 points3 points ago

I live between Grove City and German Village and know neither of these people. AMA coming soon.

[–]Bieber_hole_69 2 points3 points ago

As w resident of Lincoln Village, I refer to it as Grovetucky

[–]gtyler 1 point2 points ago

Logged in just to say this. I used to work there and I hated everyone I had to deal with.

[–]hammertime1070 1 point2 points ago

God I hate this place

[–]Gruekiller 0 points1 point ago

Pickeringtonian here. Should I be glad I've never visited Grove City?

[–]princessduckie 8 points9 points ago

As a central Ohio native, I can confirm that living in Grove City is life ruining.

[–]espeeayzee 35 points36 points ago

Columbus, Ohio. Represent!

[–]Battlejesus 10 points11 points ago

I saw German Villiage and immediately remembered trying to park there once. Once.

[–]steady_riot 6 points7 points ago

I got my car broken into in German Village. In a parking lot. On Good Friday.

More like Great Friday!

[–]espeeayzee 0 points1 point ago

Are we talking Parsons Ave German Village? Because that doesn't count. In my high school days, I was robbed whilst walking down Parsons by some dude and two mean ass girls. The guy held me down and one of the girls punched my gut and took my wood grain Nokia. Joke was on them though. The phone only had like 2 minutes left on the card.

[–]OhioHoneyBadger 5 points6 points ago

That and driving over the cobblestones.

[–]medblodnasir 3 points4 points ago

I loved living there. Right next to Andrea Cambern, oddly enough

[–]weaselsqueezer 9 points10 points ago

Same here! I feel like there is a large population of Ohio or even central Ohioans who are redditors.

[–]VonKill 6 points7 points ago

This is the type of crap that usually finds its way into The Lantern...

[–]IamAJRogers 7 points8 points ago

My thought process..."Grove City...oh cool, I live in a "Grove City" also" Two seconds later... "German Village...OH FUCK THIS IS COLUMBUS".

[–]Ah-Cool 6 points7 points ago

saw grove city and was all like

[–]romanuel_tomes 4 points5 points ago

home of the halfway hipster! they tread a fine line... and are usually hilarious about it

[–]The_Mausoleum 2 points3 points ago

Short North, reporting in. Also, I used to work with the sister of the girl on the right. You don't forget a name like that

[–]chase_as_chase_can 17 points18 points ago

the poor guy lives in Grove City, no wonder he's miserable

[–]Servizio 30 points31 points ago

Super Troopers!? That movie is a modern classi--Ohh, I see we've already covered this. Carry on.

[–]MySixInchTaint 12 points13 points ago

Man, what an ungrateful question. Gifts should never be bad to the receiver. If you don't like the gift, tough tits! Suck it up and thank the person for making somewhat of an effort.

[–]Heroine4Life 8 points9 points ago

How dare that person try to do something nice for me. Maybe if I am ungrateful they will try again.

[–]Cavemonster 5 points6 points ago

Some gifts are a burden. For instance, if you buy someone a pet or even a plant, you are giving them a responsibility, a thing that will die if they don't take care of it. Unless they wanted that thing, you are giving them work.

The same goes for other things depending on the relationship. If you give me a really ugly huge picture and you come to my house with any regularity, I'm stuck with either putting up with something ugly taking over my space, or the awkwardness of explaining why it isn't there. It's a lose-lose.

The act of giving is not necessarily positive. Look at the small pox infected blankets the white settlers gave the native Americans.

[–]Soft_Tacos_4_Me 0 points1 point ago

"Not to offend, but I do not like this." Problem solved.

[–]zeppelinfromled 2 points3 points ago

Would you actually say that to someone? Second question, are you incredibly socially awkward? If you answered yes, then no, you're wrong.

[–]Cavemonster 0 points1 point ago*

That's bound to go over well in every situation.

[–]glass_canon 4 points5 points ago

Sigh. thanks Mom and Dad, it's the life I've been asking for.

[–]buideals 11 points12 points ago

I call shenanigans on the girl

[–]iamthecage 5 points6 points ago

I swear to God I will pistol-whip the next person that says shenanigans

[–]dsade 2 points3 points ago

Those would be Shenaniguns.

[–]interrobang__ -1 points0 points ago

I'm calling shenanigans on that.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I'd like an electronic crossword puzzle game!

[–]NBAallstar 0 points1 point ago

Plus she has a boyfriend!

[–]The_Tao_of_the_Dude 9 points10 points ago

THAT BITCH DID NOT JUST DISS SUPAH TROOPAHS, DID SHE??!!

[–]NBAallstar 0 points1 point ago

Your comment made me realize how similar 'super troopers' and 'koopa troopas' sound.

[–]TheJuniorControl 3 points4 points ago

well thats depressing

[–]Operatics 1 point2 points ago

Columbus Ohio...!

[–]Soft_Tacos_4_Me 1 point2 points ago

Super Troopers was excellent through the first 2/3, and then just kind of ran out of steam. Still not a bad present to receive.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Pfft. Super Troopers was hilarious.

[–]MitchOssimPants 2 points3 points ago

This is a repost…

[–]Gwenhwyfar666 1 point2 points ago

and not only is it a repost, but the top comment is exactly the same as the last time it was posted.

[–]griffith12 2 points3 points ago

Top left is a bitch. Super Troopers thinks her watching it is the worst gift it has ever got.

[–]wishingonastar 1 point2 points ago

I hear they have a World of Bounce in Grove City, so it's not all bad.

[–]hammertime1070 2 points3 points ago

I don't think we have that...what ever that is. We mostly have Christianity...and despair...and rain...but not really rain, sorta like cold mist

[–]wishingonastar 0 points1 point ago

I was referring to Grove City, Ohio. World of Bounce is an inflatable party place for kids.

[–]hammertime1070 0 points1 point ago

Oh I see, I was referring to the hellhole of Grove City PA

[–]mootjeuh 1 point2 points ago

Actually I wouldn't mind receiving an electronic crossword puzzle

[–]unheimlichkeit 1 point2 points ago

the girls on either side are bitches. Those are great gifts.

[–]Davepen 1 point2 points ago

Bitch don't know what she is talking about, Super Troopers was a great movie!

[–]thehappypill11 0 points1 point ago

Upvote cause I share the same hometown as this guy.

[–]blade2000 0 points1 point ago

REPOST!!!!

[–]DerKriegmeister 0 points1 point ago

Columbus, eh?

[–]newloaf 0 points1 point ago

Life is like a box of chocolates: a cheap and thoughtless gift no one ever asks for, and which cannot be returned.

[–]flyingmx5 0 points1 point ago

Columbus Ohio

[–]SemajSemajSemaj 0 points1 point ago

Shes dead now, your welcome :)!

[–]RichOfTheJungle 0 points1 point ago

What a bunch of ungrateful cunts.

[–]IFlashPeople 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd, He's a friend of mine. What up K-Mack

[–]Vixyanne 0 points1 point ago

Shame - he's hot.

[–]MustacheAficionado 0 points1 point ago

As soon as I clicked the link I knew all the comments would be about Super Troopers. Damn you Reddit.

[–]MrOrdinary 0 points1 point ago

I agree with him.

[–]Julianna01 0 points1 point ago

Well hello Columbus.

[–]Lady_Solstice 0 points1 point ago

He looks like the Verizon commercial guy.

[–]Ehkz 0 points1 point ago

The Electronic Crossword Puzzle as well.

[–]kyle1867 0 points1 point ago

Bitch who said super troopers needs her life ended. Anyone who doesn't like that movie is insane

[–]Atario 0 points1 point ago

Wow, really dark, Crow.

[–]oxygn 0 points1 point ago

Shia LaBeouf's self loathing was deeper than I thought

[–]shamoni 0 points1 point ago

While I agree with the guy, I've felt that times quite a bit, it's very easy for me to see Reddit's advice in the past about this. It makes him look like a loser and nobody wants to be with a loser. So if you're looking to get out of the hole that you think your life has become, always look at the positive side. Nobody likes a dude that pushes dreams and aspirations down.

[–]DerpusOfValues -1 points0 points ago

I am that dude. Shit. No wonder I have so few friends.

[–]shamoni 0 points1 point ago

Of course it probably isn't the only reason, but it definitely is one of the few.

[–]intriouwetrust 0 points1 point ago

that girl is a loser

[–]Lalipox 0 points1 point ago

I am appalled! .. Super Troopers is a great movie!

[–]iamamemeama -1 points0 points ago

Zero World Problem achievement unlocked.

[–]TravtheCoach -1 points0 points ago

I went to school with the girl on the right. Sweet!

[–]rdeschain219 -1 points0 points ago

Something tells me Ed Norton will be fine...

[–]wagedomain -1 points0 points ago

I feel sorry for the bitches on either side of him who don't appreciate gifts.

[–]mad_maxx17 -1 points0 points ago

Every time I see this I think that is Shia LaBeouf.

[–]lefence -1 points0 points ago

He kinda looks like the tall redditeer

[–]inYourPantsYo -1 points0 points ago

An antinatalist, I assume.

[–]TheCrispyNinka -1 points0 points ago

I love Super Troopers... How is that the worst gift she's gotten??

[–]triponthis -1 points0 points ago

The girl on the left should give the guy in the middle her copy of Super Troopers. Oh, and she should be slapped.

[–]charleattack -1 points0 points ago

I would fucking love a electronic crossword puzzle...

[–]kshiddy -1 points0 points ago

LOL I know the girl to the right. I used to work with her... LOL! This could get funny, just posted this to her FB page.

[–]Happy_Thoughts -1 points0 points ago

Seriously, who's idea was it to make more people. Hey look this world is full of problems. I know, I'll fucking make a person and now more people can be miserable. Having a kid is honestly one of the most cruel things you can do.

Thanks mom and dad.

[–]monkeyaaron -1 points0 points ago

GET IT GENERAL COLUMBUS AREA!!

[–]passwordispassword01 -1 points0 points ago

...for Aiur.

[–]CatLadyofNY -1 points0 points ago

But Super Troopers is hilarious!!!

[–]zombie_de-faced -1 points0 points ago

Whoever that is complaining about getting Super Troopers should be taken out in the street and shot.

[–]Pretty_Odd1111 -2 points-1 points ago

that girl is not right...if i got super troopers for a gift i would love it