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[–]tuzesviz 14 points15 points ago

probably you should have tried to be funny.

[–]sinfulcolors 0 points1 point ago

Or at least put a picture of a kitten in there somewhere!

[–]zeroman73089 3 points4 points ago

It would appear as though you don't have to be creative, but I think we all would appreciate it if you tried...this Karma stuff isn't free you know...wait, it is? Oh, then take all the worthless currency!

[–]rvgreen 1 point2 points ago

This is why the cake should be removed. I don't care.

[–]MrGordonFreemanJr 1 point2 points ago

ENJOY YOUR KARMA

[–]xxrelentless 1 point2 points ago

instantly gave me herpes

[–]DefloweringPaulErdos -1 points0 points ago

Bad Luck Brian: Virgin, got herpes.

[–]Calsun 5 points6 points ago

yeah maybe not repost the same Fry meme that's been posted hundreds of times.....

I fucking hate reddit sometimes.

[–]okmkz 0 points1 point ago

Hey fuck you too, bud

[–]Djense 2 points3 points ago

downvoted for "cake day"

[–]rol149 1 point2 points ago

why does this shit get upvoted

[–]Downvoteskarma 1 point2 points ago

-1 for cake day

[–]Cpt_Hook 1 point2 points ago

Apparently the latter. Congrats....

[–]Spider888 0 points1 point ago

Happy cake day fellow Taurus of May 4th

[–]aarond12 0 points1 point ago

Every post on my cake day a few days ago was original content. Nothing got more than 3. I think there are haters that specifically look for people with their cake day and downvote them to oblivion.

[–]xurvis -3 points-2 points ago

Sir you and I share a cake day...it's like we're long lost twins!

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[–]oseary 1 point2 points ago

I sit here corrected, and will retract my previous statement.

[–]insanejoe -1 points0 points ago*

Anyone who sees your post on cake day has to upvote it, so, no, it doesn't have to be funny.

[–]Drunken_Economist -3 points-2 points ago

You'd be surprised how far that little piece of cake can take you.

[–]NerdCrush -2 points-1 points ago

Happy Cake Day!!

[–]cacarter1984 -2 points-1 points ago

the phrase "cake day" makes me cringe. ITS A FUCKING BIRTHDAY. why do people have to make up their own different way of saying something when theres already a perfectly good way of saying something. like how shoes are now "kicks". oh thank god we have a way cooler word for them now. fucking retarded.

[–]sonnejotunn 1 point2 points ago

As I understand it, "cake day" refers to the day x number of years after a person creates their reddit account. Birthday, of course, refers to the day x number of years after a person was born.

This person is referring to what Reddit has chosen to call, to avoid confusion with the "birthday" term I assume, his or her "cake day." It is almost certainly not his or her actual birthday.

Also, for a person who has been a member of Reddit for more than seven months, I am surprised you did not know this. Now you do! Hopefully it will help you avoid further confusion and unpleasantness in your life. Have a nice day. :)

[–]TheHatman9 -1 points0 points ago

yea that works

[–]Allpaincole -1 points0 points ago

That was so retarded, I'm certain reading it just gave me cancer

[–]WILL_CALL_YOU_BRO 1 point2 points ago

I think you need to lighten up bro. If you don't have anything nice to say, shut up.

[–]NO_YELLING_ONTHE_BUS 0 points1 point ago

lighten up with the bro, bro.

[–]mookles -3 points-2 points ago

Happy cake day. Have and upboat.

[–]Polemicist82 -4 points-3 points ago

This made me giggle like a little girl