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[–]Deyster 78 points79 points ago

Hey guys, someone raised his hand, must be saluting hitler.

[–]Cheeseish 39 points40 points ago

Wow. I did Nazi it until you pointed it out.

[–]BarryBostwick 32 points33 points ago

That is not funny, anne frankly I am offended.

[–]whatthefuckisareddit 23 points24 points ago

get more original puns.

or i am goering to lose it.

[–]opus666 26 points27 points ago

These puns are in poor taste. Stop it reich now.

[–]SweetNeo85 22 points23 points ago

Terrible, terrible puns. You should all be autobanned.

[–]evomax01 29 points30 points ago

I'd contribute, but making terrible puns is just out of mein kampfort zone.

[–]zHellas 17 points18 points ago*

While the 4 posters above me say that they don't like the puns, you know that in secret they Goebbels it up.

[–]binocusecond 8 points9 points ago

This pun thread is the heil-ite of my evening.

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[–]Cheeseish 12 points13 points ago

Weimar you so angry?

[–]Bordichelly[S] 11 points12 points ago

It's pretty Hitlarious.

[–]zHellas 6 points7 points ago

All the puns blitzed me pretty hard.

[–]bawb88 6 points7 points ago

Because yall Aryan't doing the pun right!

[–]DerNarwhalFreitag 3 points4 points ago

I think you may be reich, we need a final solution to this thread!

[–]bawb88 0 points1 point ago

I know, but I dunno what Werhmact to do!

[–]Sacred_Geometry 2 points3 points ago

Do you want to come sit on mein kampfy couch and talk about it?

[–]I_read_this_comment 0 points1 point ago

I´m sorry, das habe ich nicht gewusst.

[–]userjoe9066 0 points1 point ago

This joke gets me every fucking time.

[–]Ace1999 1 point2 points ago

Has anyone seen Kyle? He's THIS tall.

[–]thetoecutter10 19 points20 points ago

i believe that this gesture is illegal to make in Germany

[–]arienh4 11 points12 points ago

It is, yes. It's also illegal in a lot of other places, like the Netherlands. We're still very strict about WW2.

[–]N0V0w3ls 17 points18 points ago

Ironically, it's pretty high up on the fascist spectrum to make a gesture illegal.

[–]Zebidee 10 points11 points ago

I think Europe sees it more of a permaban on assholes.

[–]okmkz 0 points1 point ago

Point taken, but authoritarian is probably a more appropriate term.

[–]SpaceShrimp 0 points1 point ago

Yes, so the people beeing convicted for the gesture probably won't have any problems with the law. So no one really complains.

[–]catesping 0 points1 point ago

honest question: how close to a sieg hiel gesture is too close? does it count if you just have your arm raised at the same angle? what if your hand was a fist instead of pointing straight? i'm imagining at one point or another someone has gotten arrested for waving to someone and having it misinterpreted.

[–]arienh4 0 points1 point ago

Well, it's up to a judge to decide that, the law in Germany simply states that counter-constitutional symbols are forbidden. The general definition is right arm raised with a straight hand, whilst uttering the words 'Heil Hitler' or 'Sieg Heil'.

[–]GLB7tk 20 points21 points ago

Oh wow I thought it was ironic since it's in English... facepalm

[–]sh0rtgeek 1 point2 points ago

I only saw the car parked on the sidewalk and thought, "wow must be a woman"

[–]GLB7tk 0 points1 point ago

haha I didn't even see that until you mentioned it... This picture's like I Spy for Reddit...

[–]adtaylor 11 points12 points ago

As a German, I laughed.

[–]nomorepassword 3 points4 points ago

As a French whose family lost a lot of members in concentration camps and shoot by the nazi as resistants I smiled.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

As a Grammar Nazi who just read your post, I did not smile.

[–]nomorepassword 1 point2 points ago

I'll try to recognize your name if I see you posting in Italian or French...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Molto bene paisano mio!

Di dove lei?

[–]nomorepassword 0 points1 point ago

My God... I think I should shoot you...

(did you mean e lei ? If so it's dov'e)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I'm the product of a poor Italian fisherman with no education. Scusi mi if I don't parlo vo molto bene.

[–]nomorepassword 1 point2 points ago

Even if I consider myself very bad at all the languages in which I can pronounce a few words, except french, I can see that your English is way better than your Italiano...

[–]Zebidee 1 point2 points ago

As someone who realises that writing in a non-native language might be tricky, I shook my head.

[–]woodydidhecouldhe 3 points4 points ago

[–]Chunkeeboi 0 points1 point ago

Take the cameras away first

[–]nomorepassword 0 points1 point ago

Hu... Even if the French-German reconciliation is one of the amazing things of last century, I still not see how I could explain the kissing to my wife...

[–]deromdotcerom 10 points11 points ago

I still can't see the black guy

[–]potted 4 points5 points ago

The desks are made of people with their arms at 90o ?

[–]Yaymemes 0 points1 point ago

That's what I thought. ._.

[–]mgill355 8 points9 points ago

It's funny because I looked right at it, then looked around for something else... then looked back and was like... Ohhhh...

[–]JohnixHD -1 points0 points ago

Were you followed by disappointment soon after like i was?

[–]LoadingArt 7 points8 points ago

it's to do with the car isn't it, I'm so close I can feel it.

[–]Harvpup 2 points3 points ago

What is it?!??

[–]ZtheMoose 7 points8 points ago

Have you seen kyle?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

He's about this tall.

[–]kevka 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Reaklis 1 point2 points ago

it`s funny cause im german

[–]alandalf 1 point2 points ago

I saw it so quickly I assumed it must be something else you were referring to because these things normally take about 10 minutes for me to find.

[–]HybridEmblem 1 point2 points ago

so that's why they call them power ties.

[–]RandyMarshCT 1 point2 points ago

What kind of asshole parks like that?

[–]rhetoric11 1 point2 points ago

In South Africa (where this is from) it's pretty normal to park like that. They even have painted parking spots which are half on the sidewalk and half on the road on narrower streets. It's a weird country...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

It really annoys me that this gesture is always associated with nazi Germany only, it's Roman salute, but the picture is still funny.

[–]ThePopil 1 point2 points ago

That car is parked terribly.

[–]BlaCk_GuY_Frm_YouTuB 1 point2 points ago

Ahhhaha Niggz B Notzis!!

[–]Porsche_monkey4life 1 point2 points ago

Some "when you see it" re superior to others. Racially.

[–]RockVegas 1 point2 points ago

Heil math!

[–]forever_Crazy13 1 point2 points ago

Click..."okay?". > When you see it...click..."OH AHAHHAHA OH GOD WHY!!"

[–]GregJenning 1 point2 points ago

You may chuckle a little.

[–]Shadybacon12 1 point2 points ago

Ass wedging poor kids

[–]PoopinWhileIMadeThis 3 points4 points ago

Education is the new Fuhrer

[–]BanditoRojo 1 point2 points ago

And knowledge is the new Reich.

[–]co2gamer 0 points1 point ago

And detention is the new kz

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 1 point2 points ago

[–]ifap4 -3 points-2 points ago

It's not real at all, look at the upper and lower left corners. Its shopped to hell

[–]cactusJoe 5 points6 points ago

Oh, it is real -> see it in google street view: http://g.co/maps/tkqpd

It is in Cape Town - the graphics are generic for all school signs, just unfortunate pairing with the name. The School itself has nothing to do with the sign, that is a municipal matter.

[–]UNOBTANIUM 1 point2 points ago

so he's heiling hitler? who cares?

[–]herpichj 1 point2 points ago

not really a good title

[–]monocle_otter -1 points0 points ago

i hope you get down voted for your ridicules post.

[–]Floppin 0 points1 point ago

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE GERMANS ARE NAZIS!

[–]FknPitsy 1 point2 points ago

How could they nazi that? :/

[–]mikey_croatia 1 point2 points ago

It's reich there!

[–]n8wolf -1 points0 points ago

This is pretty Heilarious

[–]MNREDR 0 points1 point ago

From TV's Bromwell High, Mr. Bibby teaches his class about Hitler http://youtube.com/watch?v=WwvYS_Svbis

[–]fancyfire 0 points1 point ago

Where is the black guy?

[–]adamflint 0 points1 point ago

Where is the Jew?

FTFY

I'm so sorry.

[–]pacofvf 0 points1 point ago

where is the black man?

[–]katzmandoo 0 points1 point ago

is the teacher Mario?

[–]panman994 0 points1 point ago

Repost!

[–]Allofthehats 0 points1 point ago

fear my armpit rays

[–]Jerbo83 0 points1 point ago

really? really?? REALLY??

[–]mingling4502 0 points1 point ago

Nazi training camp -----> That way

[–]metheviewer 0 points1 point ago

Lol, my little sister goes there. DSK Cape Town

[–]kingbobofyourhouse 0 points1 point ago

we've been through this before, it's not a big deal that it's written in english.

[–]Shintasama 0 points1 point ago

Where did you think Grammar Nazi's came from?

[–]chewonmebumnuts 0 points1 point ago

the first thing I noticed was that the corners on the left side hadn't been rounded off properly. Damn that OCD..

[–]BlueRainstorm 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand what's being "seen" here..

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

You probably don't have the right genes to see.

[–]EndOnAnyRoll 0 points1 point ago

When you see... the obvious thing you guys are going to be bawlin yo!

[–]IrregardingGrammar 0 points1 point ago

"When you see it...." really only applies to something that takes time to notice, not something you see immediately.

[–]FapFart 0 points1 point ago

Reposting piece of shit.

[–]Quizchris -1 points0 points ago

I remember when I first saw this... 10 years ago

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

all i saw was repost.

[–]Rallerboy888 -3 points-2 points ago

That's pretty old...

[–]sharksfan93 -1 points0 points ago

repost

[–]HappyGoUnlucky -4 points-3 points ago

When you repost it...

[–]littlemissdangerous -1 points0 points ago

I saw it. 6 months ago.

[–]SassyMoron -1 points0 points ago

I know it's an ancient, ancient repost, but I don't care - it's hilarious. You get an upvote.