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[–]ElCharto 14 points15 points ago*

Source for the lazy, show her some love

Edit: Even better Source

[–]Alonless 2 points3 points ago

And she's Polish!

[–]DouchebagSloth 11 points12 points ago

I actually felt very bad for that apple.

[–]rmkaufman13 16 points17 points ago

So this is how the zombie fruit rise to power. Remember to eat all your apples, children.

[–]iDirtyDianaX 14 points15 points ago

Before they eat you... O_O

[–]king_of_the_universe 6 points7 points ago

Which they kinda do: A foul apple spoils the bunch.

[–]why_no_aubergines 0 points1 point ago

[–]xatu51 0 points1 point ago

you drew this?

[–]xatu51 0 points1 point ago

You drew this?

[–]why_no_aubergines 0 points1 point ago

Yes, yes I did.

It's only a fast sketch, as we like it over at /r/SketchDaily

[–]LeYoungGun 2 points3 points ago

An apple a day keeps the zombies at bay?

[–]deadfield918 1 point2 points ago

Is that a gummie brain?!

[–]Santi182 -2 points-1 points ago

yuuuummmy

[–]wafflestomp 1 point2 points ago

Cola gummy worms? Man I got munchies now.

[–]Today_is_Thursday 1 point2 points ago

Well that was unexpected...

[–]beavisnbutthead 2 points3 points ago

Still a better story than twilight

[–]X-Craft 1 point2 points ago

Puuuuuuuuuullllppppp....

[–]MattyAmerica1 0 points1 point ago

As American as zombie apple pie.

[–]Mastercutlet 1 point2 points ago

I for one, welcome our new fruity overlords.

[–]herpichj 0 points1 point ago

amazing

[–]CodeMonkey24 0 points1 point ago

Is this done by the same person who did the psycho apple that skins the orange "doctor" in order to escape his cell?

[–]mcsaucer 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could upvote this more lol I can't stop laughing

[–]bumreaper 0 points1 point ago

if you eat it, will you become a zombie as well?

[–]Baalinooo 1 point2 points ago

I get it, up until the end...

[–]Dougal_McCafferty 0 points1 point ago

Why do the clementines at the beginning not have faces? Poor little guys.

[–]babaladonk 0 points1 point ago

This made my morning. I started to feel really bad about the poor apple but then it just got awesome. Thanks for posting, buddy.

[–]Dinokknd -1 points0 points ago

Why is it so hard for people to create an animated .gif of these things?

[–]bw1870 5 points6 points ago

Because this is better.

[–]Dinokknd -1 points0 points ago

In what way?

[–]bw1870 2 points3 points ago

I can enjoy each frame as long as I like.

[–]thebutlerofdoom 1 point2 points ago

truth.

[–]Athene_Wins -1 points0 points ago

Can I have bite of gummy wurm brain?

[–]CaveGuts 1 point2 points ago

This has a Calvin and Hobbes vibe to it. It just needs one more panel with Calvin's mom walking in on him in the kitchen overseeing a fruit zombie horde.

[–]DialSquare 0 points1 point ago

That was the first thing I thought of too. Hopefully whoever made this is a fan.

[–]Chasincows 0 points1 point ago

haha this is really good

[–]FuzzzWuzzz 0 points1 point ago

[–]ScribbleJ 1 point2 points ago

Carl, stay in the damn fruitbowl!

[–]vnkid 0 points1 point ago

Why are that parent and child hanging out by that corpse?

[–]psychicVixen 0 points1 point ago

is... is that a brain ... made of jelly worms?! :D

[–]TechAddict 0 points1 point ago

That made my day! :D

[–]Whooterzoot 0 points1 point ago

Niice.

[–]snesk0008 0 points1 point ago

Pixars next film

[–]sysfun -1 points0 points ago

Is this an Apple-Microsoft metaphor?

[–]THIR13EN 0 points1 point ago

What a ripoff. They totally stole my idea :P did this back in 2010 for my Digital Photography class: http://imgur.com/a/Z0qI8

[–]solidoxygen 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure you weren't the first one who thought of drawing faces on fruits

[–]vnkid 0 points1 point ago

Or food in general...or fingers and toes for that matter...

I'm sure I saw the cute-egg thing in 2000...

[–]THIR13EN 0 points1 point ago

hah, obviously. i was being sarcastic :)

[–]Norwegr 1 point2 points ago

Oh, god. Get over yourself! It's obviously a rip-off from MY work!

Edit: Guess I should tell about the last frame. That's a norwegian bottle of Ketchup.

[–]JESUS_X_MOSES -4 points-3 points ago

Directed by M. Night Shyamalamalan

[–]Horatio_Hufnagle 0 points1 point ago

more. upvotes. wish. i. could. give. more. upvotes

[–]Kaiserp_23 -1 points0 points ago

This belongs in r/wtf or r/nosleep

[–]sd66 -2 points-1 points ago

Don't fap to this.

[–]acoustic_fidelity -3 points-2 points ago

Hey Apple!