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[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 5 points6 points ago

Reminds me on one of my favorite reddit comments ever:

I'd like to give a different perspective on this. It is precisely because of the behaviors displayed in this clip that we as a species have risen to dominance. As animals, we are not very accomplished. We have one physical advantage that I'm aware of, which is that we can run extremely long distances due to our bipedal structure and sweat organs. That's it. Running. Not a very solid basis on which to climb the food chain. However, we have the ability not only to adapt to our surroundings but to consciously assess them and force them to adapt to us. That one quality has pulled us up from spears to arrows to guns to lasers. It is why we can face a full attack by one of our most feared ancestral predators from inches away and laugh.

The people in this clip are not just a bunch of apes ignorantly curious about a danger they don't understand. Rather, we have intentionally engineered the entire scenario so that the danger to us is enclosed and nullified. Those people aren't happy because they don't know that the lion is dangerous. They are happy because they know that we have eliminated the danger from lion encounters.

And it is through this quality--if any--that we will continue to maintain and improve our place in the world. In the same way that we recognized and removed the danger of lions, we must recognize and remove the dangers of pollution, absolute war, famine, and so on. Our problems will not be solved by a return to nature: we've been there, and it's not a good place for us to be. Rather we need to be more civilized so that some day our children can laugh at things like global warming and nuclear armageddon the way these people laughed at that lion.

[–]AmateurGynecologyst 1 point2 points ago

This is incredibly insightful, I can only hope that I'll be able to see these kinds of improvements in my lifetime.

[–]dirtystacks 2 points3 points ago

he's just polishing the window. There was probably a smudge or something.

[–]Skolekid 0 points1 point ago

Why are you torturing that lioness? Do you take pride in your cruelty?

[–]pumpkinhooker 0 points1 point ago

Oh look, a mini zebra!

[–]Alexbo8138 0 points1 point ago

I like your username. But I can't upvote you based solely on that.

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[–]capacitors[S] -1 points0 points ago*

I saw this on the news with Brian Williams. Do you perhaps think that you are being a little too sanctimonious? I do.

[–]snorch -1 points0 points ago

Who gives a shit where you saw it? All my points stand and it's still a bad submission.

[–]capacitors[S] 1 point2 points ago

My given level (in response to your holier-than-thou whining) also = zero fucks. Sowwy!