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[–]eaglescout218 7 points8 points ago

laugh all you want but most of the players I know are eagle scouts

[–]Drybones5 6 points7 points ago

:Eagle Scout bro fist:

[–]eaglescout218 2 points3 points ago

accepted. I love how people dont reaize that becoming eagle shows that you have character and for some reason the ladies love that

[–]Ninjaxcore 1 point2 points ago

:double eagle scout bro fist:

I got to do so many things that I wouldn't have been able to do otherwise in scouts, I enjoyed it quite a bit.

[–]eaglescout218 1 point2 points ago

Lol so true, I lost 20 pounds during that fitness merit badge and lost my tent in philmont

[–]tesla3327 0 points1 point ago

Can I join this one? *fist bump

[–]XCrunner321 0 points1 point ago

[–]SimilarImage 6 points7 points ago

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3 months stumpfenheimer Seriously, don't touch it. here 85 1132
3 months redmama I wouldn't do it, I think he's serious... here 7 229
2 months Guhnarf Okay then. /r/WTF 30 578

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[–]ShadyLondon 1 point2 points ago

Unfortunately this will probably go straight to r/AdviceAnimals if it gets big.

[–]ndiii9 0 points1 point ago

come deliver my baby, handsome

[–]Kai2709 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a serial killer

[–]XCrunner321 0 points1 point ago

[–]dan92 0 points1 point ago

This guy's going to need a bigger knife if he wants to protect his virginity. He's just too damn sexy.

[–]k1llahurtz 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if there are more than one troop 86... If not, I was apart of this elite squad.

[–]egg_fu_old 0 points1 point ago

Mormons...

[–]miracleman91 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on 9fag months ago. Once again, they think they created this. ಠ_ಠ

[–]lithodora 0 points1 point ago

He got a lot cooler when he became a Mythbuster

[–]Gradually_Senile[S] -1 points0 points ago

You know back when I was in the Boy Scouts, we knew how to use our Swiss Army Knives. We were trained for life with the motto "Be prepared." I could whittle any stick into a fine stake in under a minute with my Modell '51 Swiss. You know, it's been a while since I've seen that old guy. I'm having trouble remembering how old I would have been. Must be something like 15 or so. These days I wake up confused as to who's faces those were in my dreams. I feel time slip away from me more and more. I can see other people are noticing. It's kind of a sad feeling knowing that soon I won't feel the time slipping away anymore at all.

[–]SloppyJo88 1 point2 points ago

...Yup, Scouts was boss.

[–]eaglescout218 1 point2 points ago

I would not trade the experience for anything

[–]tesla3327 0 points1 point ago

The best thing about the Swiss, is it has a lifetime warranty, so when you break it (come on, if you're a boy scout it's almost inevitable) you can get it fixed for free. And while I tend to stick by Gerber knives (who stand by the same policy) I always have a Swiss

[–]accidentpronehiker -1 points0 points ago

This is an old repost.