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I'm I saying this right "pot"? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Epithemus 557 points558 points ago

Punchline Title... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Blahblag12321 135 points136 points ago

It goes punchline then joke, right?

[–]Epithemus 77 points78 points ago

Yeah not only that but it says "I'm I"

[–]Blahblag12321 28 points29 points ago

Question is which is harder, proper joke structure or proper grammar?

[–]nategamer01 19 points20 points ago

It goes similar punchline, joke, actual punchline.

[–]The_designer_pro 0 points1 point ago

i felt like punching the screen to replace that...it was annoying

[–]tarrgarian 0 points1 point ago

i didnt notice till after i read the comments... the only thing on my mind was .. how do you pronounce it.. pot?

[–]Gnippots 30 points31 points ago

Lucky for me, I don't read titles. Just spam middle click down the page.

But yes, poor form.

[–]snorch 23 points24 points ago

Bad form, Peter.

[–]SomeGuyWithABoner 5 points6 points ago

Sweet jeebus this was my favorite goddamned movie circa early 90's.

[–]theghostofme 3 points4 points ago

Circa 90's? Circa now, motherfucker!

[–]EnnoSpellsno 1 point2 points ago

YES. I watched this movie every frickin' Sunday.

[–]DeviousCheese 0 points1 point ago

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[–]hehehahaoohoohoo 1 point2 points ago

I can only open one link at a time from here on my phone, but if its an image link I go straight to opening it and read the title afterwards if I'm confused

[–]Creeves 1 point2 points ago

You should check out the Reddit Enhancement Suite to save all that jumping around tabs.

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[–]insert_expletive 47 points48 points ago

There are quite a few hidden pot farms in NC... All those mountains... Asheville... Hipsters...

[–]Maxables 8 points9 points ago

There's also plenty being grown in Georgia

[–]amadea56 12 points13 points ago

Move your farm to California

[–]insert_expletive 22 points23 points ago

it's easy to find pot in Cali. there's less supply for the demand in NC. (for the record if the FBI is watching this or something, I do not personally own a pot farm...)

[–]FBI_watch_team 121 points122 points ago

Thanks for clearing that up, we were going to come check. You really saved us some time.

[–]Bakufun 3 points4 points ago

I might.

[–]insert_expletive 3 points4 points ago

this absolutely made my morning.

[–]Salva_Veritate 1 point2 points ago

3 months. Not bad.

[–]doesntgetreddit 9 points10 points ago

Speaking as an NCinian, those people are doing gods work.

[–]amadea56 1 point2 points ago

Very true.

[–]insert_expletive 0 points1 point ago

Yep yep. Supply and demand is everything. Alot of our reg is shit (i didn't even get high the first few times i smoked when i was younger some of it's so weak) You can find cali weed here, but they charge ridiculous prices for it. that most people cant afford, so, they buy from local stock. and growers make bank, because they grow it in the back yard, instead of paying the overhead price to get higher grade from elsewhere.

TL;DR - Cali wouldn't pay for some of the NC grade shit, NC does... higher demand here.

[–]amadea56 1 point2 points ago

How much is weed out there?

[–]WitnShit 2 points3 points ago

20 per g, 60 an 8th for some loud.

Reggie is $5 for 1.2g

Of course prices vary according to how far down the chain you buy, if you know the grower and buy bulk it's obviously cheaper. But those are the standard prices where I'm from. (Charlotte Area)

[–]amadea56 1 point2 points ago

Damn it's really not that much less expensive over here. 1 gram is usually $10, club prices are higher.. It all depends

[–]BoxoKnives 1 point2 points ago

10$/g is half the price, that's a lot less expensive X)

[–]amadea56 0 points1 point ago

Yeah depends who you know really.. Go up north to humboldt and you can get it for reeeeal cheap.. Club prices are pretty reasonable, California definitely makes a lot of money from taxes.

[–]loserlame 1 point2 points ago

That sounds nice, .4g=$20 here. Yes, that period is in the right place.

[–]insert_expletive -1 points0 points ago

I don't know, I've never paid.... (nor done sexual favors) I'm just kinda there when it gets passed around. that's the only time i smoke, not cuz I'm a mooch, but because I'm just meh, about pot.

[–]iScreme 1 point2 points ago

Everything you just said translates into "I only smoke because my friends smoke."

Stop taking it when they pass it to you...everyone will thank you for it and nobody will ridicule you for saying "No, I don't like it."

[–]insert_expletive 0 points1 point ago

Haha, yeah I know. When I'm with friends who smoke I usually do pass, they know I don't smoke. It's more those times when I'm in a different environment I'm unsure of, and I dont wanna be sketchy or shady. I don't get in those situations often, but I'll keep that in mind.

[–]blackbitty 1 point2 points ago

It wouldn't surprise me if NC was in the top ten pot growing states. Seriously. All those mofos out there grow it. And the grow it very pretty.

[–]j0rdane 4 points5 points ago

Asheville..... Asheville man....

[–]Dev1l5Adv0cat3 4 points5 points ago

In New York as well. Pine trees!

[–]Whoa_Chill_Bro 1 point2 points ago

bro come on, the dirty kids are waaaay worse. Asheville needs a bath.

[–]insert_expletive 0 points1 point ago

I'm headed up there today, I'll bring a spray bottle....

[–]Whoa_Chill_Bro 2 points3 points ago

give me a shout I'll help you bathe some of these hippie/hipster scum!

[–]wilsonism 1 point2 points ago

Do NOT go sniffing around up there too much.

[–]8195229 1 point2 points ago

I know where you coming from man. Every visit I make to Asheville, i cannot stand all the damn hipsters that roam around. It is nice being surround by all the Subaru's though.(Charlotte Native)

[–]insert_expletive 1 point2 points ago

Meh, I'm kinda somewhere in the middle. I live between here and there, closer to Charlotte. I like the country, lower crime rate AND no hipsters.

[–]BehindDoorNumberTwo 0 points1 point ago

I live near Wilkesboro, where Zach is from. There is a huge amount of weed grown in the area.

Also meth. Boy do they love their meth.

[–]anon_atheist 45 points46 points ago

Video for the lazy

[–]iwantsugarrr 5 points6 points ago

Thank you, but what in the world is metatube?!

[–]fairenoughfoster 3 points4 points ago

The webs most watched videos it would seem

[–]Geeraff 5 points6 points ago

No. Fuck videos.

Let me have some imagination, anon_atheist, you child-eating, video-watching neanderthal. THIS IS THE 21st CENTURY. We do things differently now. No one watches videos. Everyone just puts text on stills from videos. Get with the times.

[–]isoT -2 points-1 points ago

Not full interview, but thanks.

[–]Cole98 19 points20 points ago

Say the title right dickhead.

[–]isntjameson 9 points10 points ago

Link to video please? Sorry, I'm drunk and lazy.

[–]AnArmyOfWombats 8 points9 points ago*

... a funny coincidence

I didn't want to upvote it... but did anyways, to find it had already increased by ten.

Edit: Oh, and I thought this might be relevant. Zach on Bill Mayer, taking a (probably fake) toke at [1:45].

[–]throw_a_weigh11 2 points3 points ago

Ah, Zach. From good ole wilkesboro. No surprise there is pot there.

[–]jepense 0 points1 point ago

What else would there be to do in Wilkesboro? Except Merlefest, but that's just once a year...

[–]carebear90 2 points3 points ago

Up vote for home state of North Carolina!!!

[–]mrcorgi 4 points5 points ago

I'm imagining you feel like this right about now. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p49v4/

[–]asdfghjklkipz[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Yes! This sums up my thoughts right now.

[–]Akaforty 1 point2 points ago

Grammar errors, punchline in the title, shitty jpeg. God damn, man.

[–]ij00mini 4 points5 points ago

This is from 2010. Here's the video.

[–]TheLastBadger 0 points1 point ago

You are a god among men.

[–]Bitrandombit 1 point2 points ago

I know I'm supposed to know this, but who are these two people?

[–]Skoolz 10 points11 points ago

Morgan Freeman and Zach Braff

[–]Bitrandombit 0 points1 point ago

I always thought God would be taller.

[–]That_Urks_Me 1 point2 points ago

This guy graduated high school with my mom. That's about all I can say for this small town. That and moonshine.

[–]Tewcool2000 1 point2 points ago

Why don't I find this funny?

[–]Totlin 1 point2 points ago

Because it's not

[–]savutano 4 points5 points ago

Wow, die.

[–]NoHero3s 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he's been farming some cheeseburgers too.

[–]mypetridish 1 point2 points ago

yeah if you were my friend, id punch u for the punchline title

[–]darkn16htmare 1 point2 points ago

No it's "Pot".

[–]eppursimouve 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2bCc0EGP6U

did not know this was actually probably his farm. that's delightful

[–]Nixdaboss 0 points1 point ago

How the hell do you remember your username?

[–]asdfghjklkipz[S] 5 points6 points ago

It's one swipe across the middle of a qwerty keyboard and kipz not to hard.

[–]wardypants 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't this on the front page yesterday?!

[–]chrisch0731 0 points1 point ago

I'm are make left circle blue potato

[–]MCCCXXXVII 0 points1 point ago

PUNCHLINE. TITLE. PUNCHLINE. PUNCHLINE. TITLE. PUNCHLINE.

[–]time2blunt 0 points1 point ago

fuckin love zack.

[–]tekoyaki 0 points1 point ago

Marry-Juwana

[–]cowsinacrack 0 points1 point ago

Nice grammar bro

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

Crap.. he lives in my state. Form the militia!

[–]KingBearSuit 0 points1 point ago

With all the grammar and spelling Nazis on Reddit, I am always baffled when posts with fucked up titles don't get down-voted to oblivion.

[–]BEIGE_CAT_MASK 0 points1 point ago

Pot.............ato....

[–]MuddyVibrams 0 points1 point ago

OP must be high as shit.

[–]0mar7ittle 0 points1 point ago

You fucked it up with the title, but this one makes me laugh every time. So even though its a poorly-titled repost, its funny as shit and you can have an upvote.

[–]Carleyjayne 0 points1 point ago

I love zach galifianakis!

[–]Carrotsaregood -1 points0 points ago

If I remember correctly, this joke bombed and so did this interview.

[–]shitterplug -1 points0 points ago

Hurr durr

When are the mods going to start deleting stupid shit like this?

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