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[–]iconrunner 66 points67 points ago

HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GUY IS A BIG FAT PHONY!

[–]raydio27 0 points1 point ago

PHONY2012

[–]cum_box_on_fire 29 points30 points ago

Poverty is hilarious.

[–]colorado-kid 122 points123 points ago

I don't think you saw that on your newsfeed.

[–]AmateurGynecologyst 41 points42 points ago

I don't think this actually happened.

[–]verifies_reposts 40 points41 points ago

Verified, he is indeed a reposting karma whore

[–]371warE 14 points15 points ago

Uhh Ohh you know what this makes him.... This guy is a PHONY a big fat Phony!!!

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[–]tjmax 0 points1 point ago

[–]mustardjones -5 points-4 points ago

Also: Oh, hahaha. Homeless people are so funny because they are living a life of despair.

People make me sick.

[–]gerbilsmakemesmile 10 points11 points ago

OP is lying? Imagine that.

[–]irawwwr 0 points1 point ago

[–]chaynes 4 points5 points ago

Super low-res screenshots are the new fad. Doesn't everyone know?

[–]IVIalefactoR 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen this before, though, so I don't really have a problem with reposts.

Regardless, you've been a redditor long enough to know that this is typical reddit.

[–]foreverapanda 0 points1 point ago

It's not so much that it's a repost, I think most people would be okay if people labeled them "possible repost" or at the very least just didn't fucking lie about it in the link title. More people would be annoyed at OP for claiming he/she saw it on his/her newsfeed rather than just posting a repost.

[–]IVIalefactoR 0 points1 point ago

True. That is pretty annoying.

[–]colorado-kid 0 points1 point ago

I never said repost... I'm just calling him out on his dirty fuckin' lie.

[–]AmateurGynecologyst 21 points22 points ago

I think /r/funny is slowly turning into Facebook..

[–]OFWGKTA4815162342 21 points22 points ago

Who the fuck upvotes this?

[–]troyANDabed 6 points7 points ago

If you copy and rehost this picture one more time, I think you can effectively get this image down to one red and one white pixel.

[–]Trolling_Stone 7 points8 points ago

Why is this shit getting upvoted?! This is a shameless repost plus a lie in the title! That is pretty much the worst of reddit offenses.

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[–]kamp_krusty 6 points7 points ago

your

yikes

[–]insults_you_terribly 0 points1 point ago

You're a repost.

[–]gerbilsmakemesmile 2 points3 points ago

You're grammar is a repost

[–]Icharus -4 points-3 points ago

Your comment on his grammar is a repost. Shit this is so meta you're head might implode.

[–]anyways_vs_anyway -3 points-2 points ago

Nice try. Your not getting me with that one!

[–]Sir-Cake 1 point2 points ago

I saw this while browsing twitter. The person who posted that on Facebook got it from Will Ferrel parody who most likely got it from another source. Who's to say this is a repost? Repostception.

[–]wizardninja 1 point2 points ago

Wompinator is Is obviously very new to the internet

[–]Shiverfox 1 point2 points ago

I don't like you.

[–]tr33ninja 1 point2 points ago

This is more funny than cardboard fights.

[–]Beericksen 1 point2 points ago

Okay, well I'll see you in hell.

[–]dirtysnake 0 points1 point ago

http://youtu.be/nBY7b7uZ3DY <-- this guy knows

[–]fusems 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if you are happy for having seen this hilarious joke on your newsfeed or you came here to complain of hoy shitty your newsfeed is for seeing this overused joke.

[–]371warE 0 points1 point ago

[–]Sosteezy 0 points1 point ago

who lives in south city?! i know that city!

[–]ellenbus 0 points1 point ago

Um, will ferrell tweeted this today and i don't think its original....sorry bout it

[–]NuclearCarrot 0 points1 point ago

I don't mind the repost, but don't pretend it showed up on your newsfeed.

[–]I0I0I0I 0 points1 point ago

I love in GTA IV how, when in a nice neighborhood, like the financial district, if you bludgeon a woman with a bat, the men most likely to defend her are the bums. The guys in suits usually run away like milk-drinkers.

[–]Arock99 0 points1 point ago

This isn't funny.

[–]pussErox 0 points1 point ago

it was pretty funny.. last year

[–]bslamon 0 points1 point ago

See, my friend did post this on facebook. yesterday. which leads me to believe I know OP. Hmmmm.

[–]alphatech 0 points1 point ago*

See, this is not nice or funny, I'm telling SRS!

[–]cougarten 0 points1 point ago

[–]DonkeyBallSlap 0 points1 point ago

house fight

[–]Alethius -2 points-1 points ago

Reinforcing a cardboard box with duct tape = Renovating

[–]aldahuda 0 points1 point ago

If I were him, I just would've been grateful that it wasn't a cockfight.

[–]Grimbonur 0 points1 point ago

HOUSE FIGHT!

[–]Twisty_Tie 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for making me waste my time with this tripe.

I should know just from the word "newsfeed" in the title that the post is bound to contain some low-grade humor.

[–]louismagoo -1 points0 points ago

What you didn't know is that they were fighting because one of them was hogging too much of the cardboard blankets.

[–]Critariss -1 points0 points ago

Sounds like Daly City lol

[–]omgbang -1 points0 points ago

.

[–]Cartycartcar -2 points-1 points ago

More like house fight.

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[–]mvaughn724 -5 points-4 points ago

Sorry, Portable turntable is still more pretentiously hipster than a manual typewriter.

[–]HBNichols13 2 points3 points ago

are you in the wrong thread?