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[–]MoonJive 991 points992 points ago

[–]BordomBeThyName 261 points262 points ago

I don't think I can adequately explain how fantastic this gif is.

It's got proper buildup, punchline, and followthrough. Good shit.

[–]yarmulke 55 points56 points ago

I can't wait to see the repost hit the front page!

[–]teaeyepea 151 points152 points ago

Was waiting for him to put the second one on top.

[–]RadioactiveHam 59 points60 points ago

Damn, Now I want need all my gifs in Tyrion form.

[–]scooter10691 64 points65 points ago

Heeeeere ya go.

[–]matttf4 398 points399 points ago

Hi how are you?

[–]flizz[S] 350 points351 points ago

There you go.

[–]deadymcstevejobs 140 points141 points ago

I don't know about everyone else, but I suddenly find you very attractive.

[–]MayanRascal 74 points75 points ago

Good Evening Gentlemen!

Personally I find both of you (flizz and deadymcstevejobs) to be positively radiant in beauty today. Is that a new haircut flizz? It looks so very nice on you! And deadymcstevejobs, have you been working out? You look fantastic! Even "ripped" if you will ;)

As a side note 'deady' yours is a lovely comment in the most lovely of threads. I bid you all a fair morrow, and may all your future endeavors reach heights as high as eagles dare soar!

Sincerely, MayanRascal

P.S. I love you...

[–]SynxS- 38 points39 points ago

[–]icameron 179 points180 points ago

Hello. I am here for my free internet points implied in the submission. Upvotes to the left.

[–]people_are_animals 72 points73 points ago

Power rangers.

[–]Fixer226 50 points51 points ago

Pokemon!

[–]JonnyCams 27 points28 points ago

I hate Rick Santorum!

[–]Trip_McNeely 66 points67 points ago

I do this and I also upvote the comment I'm replying to and the parent comment to see if they gain traction. I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.

[–]JasonGD1982 36 points37 points ago

I'll take my free upvote now. Thanks upvoted you too. Now if you want to reply to this ill of course upvote that.

[–]sluttymcbuttsex 31 points32 points ago

I'll take his unclaimed upvote kind sir, thank you.

[–]JasonGD1982 15 points16 points ago

It's stressing me out. Ill give him 5 minutes to comment or I will be forced to upvote another stranger on the Internet. Nobody understands the problems we have!!!

[–]sluttymcbuttsex 14 points15 points ago

A stranger like me perhaps?

[–]UKMuffins 162 points163 points ago

The hero reddit deserves.

[–]r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK 85 points86 points ago

The villain is Trapped_in_Reddit?

[–]GodGinger 49 points50 points ago

He steals all our karma!

[–]JasonGD1982 10 points11 points ago

Then he burns it!!! Bastard!

[–]locke_5 30 points31 points ago

But not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him, because he can take it.

[–]4benny2lava0 57 points58 points ago

This entertained me, but at the same time makes me feel like I am whoring for upvotes by commenting.

[–]jprothro89 130 points131 points ago

I've never had up votes before!

[–]MrsAnthropy 82 points83 points ago

It tickles.

[–]jprothro89 59 points60 points ago

Ahhhh, it does indeed!

[–]wonko11 55 points56 points ago

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 40 points41 points ago

It hurts at first but you'll enjoy it.

[–]kiwiJONES 41 points42 points ago

It hurts at first but you'll enjoy it. -4chan

[–]OverR 87 points88 points ago

My only regret is that you only have but one upvote to give.

[–]Viralrushed 18 points19 points ago

The Oprah of Reddit.

You get an upvote, and you get an upvote, and you get an upvote. EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!

[–]LePotaters 7 points8 points ago

PENIS!.... yeah

[–]A_Jump33 76 points77 points ago

Such a relevant gif. Much kudos to u sir

[–]flizz[S] 84 points85 points ago

thought it would exist. too lazy to search. made it from scratch.

[–]wonko11 58 points59 points ago

I don't think 'lazy' means what you think it means... (I still want my upvode damnit!)

[–]The_Director 39 points40 points ago

Lazy to search but creative enough to waste 1-2 hours in After Effects.

You're hired son.

[–]whateverdipshit 33 points34 points ago

Eat shit.

[–]Gabano 16 points17 points ago

THIS IS A TEST

[–]thatnoblekid 16 points17 points ago

I could always go for a confidence boost!

[–]abhimonk 16 points17 points ago

I'm here for my upvote

[–]maxwerklund 15 points16 points ago

You know im expecting you to upvote every comment now right?

[–]Errhhhh 7 points8 points ago

Just ask you you shall receive: an upvote.

[–]Vesuvias 7 points8 points ago

Ooh piece of candy...ooh piece of candy!

[–]ilawlfase 59 points60 points ago

Free upvote?

[–]ilawlfase 77 points78 points ago

I have tits. :3

[–]AmateurGynecologyst 29 points30 points ago

Here's the upvote you're entitled.

[–]BordomBeThyName 25 points26 points ago*

Oh, fine.

Is this where I make some inane, baseless, gonewild request?

Yeah, I think it is.

Edit: It's actually not inane and baseless. She's posted in gw before.

[–]Blackhawx73 42 points43 points ago

I don't.

[–]IvyLeagueBastard 28 points29 points ago

so if I post here.. you're telling me there's a chance

[–]Msingh999 28 points29 points ago

Seems like /r/circlejerk in here. Up votes to the left people.

[–]sgtlobster06 24 points25 points ago

[–]leaf_on_the_wind3 11 points12 points ago

.

[–]burntham77 12 points13 points ago

That had my clapping my hands and my wife telling me to stop because she is watching Jumanji on Netflix.

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[–]daudas 30 points31 points ago

I feel really important right now, giving you your first karma and all I'm a girl too and I felt the same way when I joined reddit haha

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[–]daudas 23 points24 points ago

Why thank you! Glad you feel a part of the community somewhat!

[–]AlienGrill 20 points21 points ago

[–]wholypantalones 23 points24 points ago

You're welcome.

[–]Biscuits25 17 points18 points ago

Im here for karma..

[–]somethingboutahorse 17 points18 points ago

This is just such a happy thread full of upvotes and joy.

[–]KumaKaiju 18 points19 points ago

Hey guys! Woa Big Gulps huh? .....Well see ya later

[–]teaeyepea 21 points22 points ago

Just think of all the new things I can purchase!

[–]sweetypeas 15 points16 points ago

Oh please please shower me with upboats so I may post more than once every god damn ten minutes although Reddit I also love you for that restriction

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

Comment.

[–]ajuju 27 points28 points ago

So much relevance. To everything.

[–]eeks12 27 points28 points ago

I like turtles

[–]daudas 121 points122 points ago

For me? Really? :)

I'll take 20.

[–]dogbreath101 77 points78 points ago*

you will settle for 83

[–]daudas 50 points51 points ago

and you sir will settle for 2

[–]dogbreath101 66 points67 points ago

2 for now

FOR NOW

[–]Stok3dJ 44 points45 points ago

BOOM. I just made you hit 6. Feel the power.

[–]widergravy 17 points18 points ago

A positive thread, and an incredible one at that.

[–]The_Painted_Man 9 points10 points ago

I don't know how to deal with this. 4chan never prepared me for this....

[–]Cluster_One 58 points59 points ago

Best i can do is 1

[–]JasonPlaysSongs 40 points41 points ago

I was really hoping to get at least 5.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

I'll have to call in my buddy. He's an expert on upvotes.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 18 points19 points ago

1 IS MY FINAL OFFER!

[–]Kalakarinth 9 points10 points ago

Grandpa says -1 don't push your luck buddy.

[–]Rancid47 39 points40 points ago

Downvoted you so you could stay at 20.

[–]khronojester 33 points34 points ago

You're a good man

[–]daudas 31 points32 points ago

Redditors, always complying to everyones wishes. I love you guys.

[–]Mr_UR_MOM 24 points25 points ago

SO BRAVE!!!!!

[–]-MeatPopsicle- 26 points27 points ago

Read your comment, saw twenty upvotes and silently laughed to myself.

[–]fronnzz 29 points30 points ago

There, you were at nineteen, I got you to twenty, :).

[–]daudas 26 points27 points ago

and I got you to 2 :)

[–]Fusionnex 34 points35 points ago

Fuel for the KARMA TRAIN!!!

[–]jangutigirk 25 points26 points ago

Is it too late to get on?

[–]TheSlam 24 points25 points ago

You got lucky. We were just about to depart

[–]corncrazy 19 points20 points ago

you had twenty one so sorry... just kidding now you have twenty two!

[–]CitizenFord 15 points16 points ago

You weren't lying, almost every comment less than five minutes old has at least 2 upvotes!

[–]DaSeraph 15 points16 points ago

Everyone's here for the free comment karma right? And to give him more comments than he can upvote. Mwahahaha!!

[–]ytsejam214 16 points17 points ago

I'll have one, please

[–]NezIIzeN 22 points23 points ago

Here for my upvote.

[–]PVPPhelan 10 points11 points ago

Ooooh Karma Lottery!!

[–]Mofns_n_Gurps 9 points10 points ago

Just stopping by to say hi, and have an upvote!

[–]godhatestodd 10 points11 points ago

Your mom is a helicopter.

[–]iliveinabunkbed 12 points13 points ago

I'll have one, please.

[–]jabokie 11 points12 points ago

Love it!

[–]Kaiserp_23 11 points12 points ago

I was waiting for him to give a downvote

[–]Spaceman-Spiff 9 points10 points ago

Test.

[–]TECHCoalMiner 26 points27 points ago

Haha. Love it. Swanson. That's her name. Lol

[–]trshtehdsh 15 points16 points ago

Comment.

EDIT: Found someone else had already submitted this comment.

Consider this my second application for an upvote.

[–]A_scarred_soul 15 points16 points ago

I think my thumb almost fell off from upvoting soo many ppl, except that one guy, fuck him.

[–]DEMAG 14 points15 points ago

Amazing.

[–]The_Time_Vortex 13 points14 points ago

Bang

[–]AlexTheWhiteKid 14 points15 points ago

Best gif I have seen today

[–]Hydramus89 13 points14 points ago

Awesome gif from an amazing Movie!

[–]redwingssuck 14 points15 points ago

Free Karma, Seems Legit

[–]samman445 14 points15 points ago

John Denver is full of shit.

[–]mpapaya420 14 points15 points ago

flizz...whats that short for??

[–]better_when_bad 14 points15 points ago

Ohh I want one, I want one !!

[–]manlymandan 14 points15 points ago

Anyone you say?

[–]eddier1200 15 points16 points ago

haha this is why i sold my s... haha

[–]KingRat12 15 points16 points ago

I was told there would be upvotes

[–]douglasscott 15 points16 points ago

ok.thanks.

[–]peacecake 13 points14 points ago

Is that so?

[–]littlegoddess 13 points14 points ago

it looks like about 1,605 people don't want an upvote! I'm not one of them :)

[–]Diggidy 27 points28 points ago

Please allow me to carry your luggage to the front page.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

I just ate a sandwich. Am I worthy?

[–]PedoRobot 16 points17 points ago

I love lamp.

[–]Dr_Graves 19 points20 points ago

well then...

[–]james9075 15 points16 points ago

i'm here. give me upvotes

[–]realgenius13 14 points15 points ago

I'm heard there was punch and pie in this thread.

[–]Darkfearx 12 points13 points ago

Don't mind me, I just came here for an upvote.

[–]wolfman975 13 points14 points ago

Every one get's up votes

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[–]piconet-2 8 points9 points ago

I do that for every post I approve on /r/cutetextfaces - to bump it ( ´艸`)ムププ

[–]jtcompound 11 points12 points ago

You're awesome

[–]zombiesarehere 10 points11 points ago

Uvote status achieved

Level: amazing

[–]heybuddy12 9 points10 points ago

need some internet points, sir. As you see I am at only 154 points.

[–]casi_leigh 9 points10 points ago

Get ALL the upvotes!

[–]colossus3200 9 points10 points ago

So, you've been busy, huh?

[–]DRRB 16 points17 points ago

NICE HOOTERS

[–]Ralph_Baconader 16 points17 points ago

Sooo... can I get one of those?

[–]foreverwindblown 17 points18 points ago

I do the same. it's almost like having friends.

[–]KnightBlue 20 points21 points ago

I love that gif.

[–]roy_cropper 27 points28 points ago

I like turtles

[–]kylergoedert 12 points13 points ago

great gif

[–]NickyDeeBag 12 points13 points ago

You have no idea how many times I've imitated this scene. Practically Every time I'm handing out things to a group I'll yell out "here ya go, heeeere ya go, here ya go"

9 out of 10 don't get the reference and i feel dumb. Lol

[–]joshuad80 12 points13 points ago

This is a test of the comment up vote system. If it were not a test, it would be a comment.

[–]JoeAbunga 11 points12 points ago

lol Thats an Epic Gif

[–]Sinanovski 11 points12 points ago

Haha funny as fuck

[–]rattmann316 11 points12 points ago

I upvote nearly everything. This included of course.

[–]DrChadKroegerMD 15 points16 points ago

What if I got really personally offensive, faggotniggeryourmomtakeshorsecocks, would you still upvote me?

[–]squishymonkey 15 points16 points ago

So true...

[–]tinkertraining 15 points16 points ago

Here's one for 250 thousand, you might want to hold on to that one

[–]ryannayr140 14 points15 points ago

This has already been posted but in another form. Still good though.

[–]Sandaholic 18 points19 points ago

I'm only commenting cause this is the best movie ever...

[–]heelys 17 points18 points ago

Thank you come again.

[–]No_Manners 8 points9 points ago

Type this into your address bar and hit enter

javascript:$(".up").click()()

When I'm in a good mood, I like to click on a thread with lots of comments and do this.

[–]nate0420 8 points9 points ago

That's as good as money, sir. Those are IOU's.

[–]artard 8 points9 points ago

Karma recipe!

[–]jbemmz 7 points8 points ago

Up up and away

[–]Raplena14 22 points23 points ago

i do this too

[–]Crucia1 19 points20 points ago

This theory is to be tested at once!

[–]iredditlikealurker 16 points17 points ago

I have come for the upvote.

[–]connery78 22 points23 points ago

Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon! Those are IOU's, this one right here......You're gonna wanna hold on to that!

[–]tylerm99 19 points20 points ago

Kick his ass Sea Bass!

[–]wanderso24 19 points20 points ago

I'm here for the upboat.

[–]kp10708 19 points20 points ago

I came here to chew bubblegum and receive upvotes. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

[–]morrisc311 15 points16 points ago

downvote me

[–]ucdkwmiller 28 points29 points ago

Comment

[–]HERO-SQUAD 13 points14 points ago

Thank you for helping me decide what I was going to watch alone in my room by myself tonight. =']

[–]FedEx1 13 points14 points ago

babooom

[–]longlivethepumpkin 12 points13 points ago

This post is pure gold.

[–]cpstarkiller 13 points14 points ago

Haaaaaaaa WaZZZZZZZZZZZZZ up.

[–]Monolith11 13 points14 points ago

Kudos for the camera tracking

[–]Nuketacular 14 points15 points ago

Cough holding out hand

[–]xtg 12 points13 points ago

Why thank you good sir!

[–]EpicLegacy 13 points14 points ago

THIS IS A COMMENT ON YOUR SUBMISSION

[–]TheFrostedHeavens 18 points19 points ago

I like your submission.

[–]WTF_230 10 points11 points ago

what wonderful weather we're having, no?

[–]volocom7 12 points13 points ago

OMG OMG OMG Me first upvote omg omg omg

[–]Jooniper 9 points10 points ago

Boom, to the top with you.

[–]darthdoro 9 points10 points ago

Just give me one other than myself!

[–]benay123 10 points11 points ago

Hi umm... I.. ughh.. came here for the free internet points?

[–]vrock627 8 points9 points ago

i'll take two

[–]kartuli78 7 points8 points ago

It's just that...your submissions are the best and always make me want to comment. I hope that's not wrong.

[–]orkazm 7 points8 points ago

woohoo!

[–]Geroots 8 points9 points ago

[–]Whiskeyjacks 6 points7 points ago

well done sir.

[–]Komalt 6 points7 points ago

Damn, Im always late to these threads.

[–]itouchboobs 8 points9 points ago

You're a fucking fag.

[–]albertoo45 15 points16 points ago

cool..........

[–]head0fst33l 19 points20 points ago

Nice gif.

[–]Derekrocks 3 points4 points ago

free!?!?!?! :D

[–]HotrodCorvair 13 points14 points ago

This isn't a post just for the sake of getting an upvote, at all.

... Yes. Yes it is.

[–]patman2003 15 points16 points ago

Karma, please.

[–]corncrazy 14 points15 points ago

Testing 1...2...3

[–]the_droog 15 points16 points ago

What Prog you use to make that?

[–]Nicknam4 13 points14 points ago

Gee wiz I've never seen a post like this before! How creative of you!

[–]Stok3dJ 17 points18 points ago

So much positive karma going around... Isn't this is what reddit is all about?

Other than cats of course.