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[–]r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK 15 points16 points ago

Buttery penis has to taste better than the non-buttered version. But I wouldn't know.

[–]ckax -1 points0 points ago

Butter-substitute*

But you have a point. That and the assumed lubricating qualities. I think there could be quite the market for this.

[–]Crecy333 -1 points0 points ago

With bacon flavor as well?

[–]winesti 8 points9 points ago

POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS reposted. Of course.

[–]Ixilary 2 points3 points ago

You know, just so I can ruin the joke here and be all literal, why would somebody put their hand any further than the top unless you're trying to grab all the popcorn?

[–]pinkyellow 2 points3 points ago

Because you're trying to grab all the popcorn.

[–]bogdanpol 1 point2 points ago

pizza boxes work better .

[–]toohightom 1 point2 points ago

Shame movie theater popcorn is too expensive for it to be economical for me to put my dick in the bucket.

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to remember this advice on my date tomorrow.

[–]Iloldalot 0 points1 point ago

hello Mr. ANUS

[–]Zxccft 0 points1 point ago

[–]deliciousbooty 0 points1 point ago

I'm listening to Pardon me by Incubus....he's fucking it in time with the music. It's hypnotizing....

[–]kimball10 0 points1 point ago

I still want the popcorn...

[–]anniebananie 0 points1 point ago

Lookit his face! He looks so happy, it's kind of adorable.

[–]Fapologist -2 points-1 points ago

POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS, I love everything you have ever posted on reddit. I love you. Thank you.

[–]eeks12 0 points1 point ago

fap fap fap fap

[–]_xyzzy_ 0 points1 point ago

Ow. Salt. Ow.

[–]CanadianGuy84 -2 points-1 points ago

Lol awesome.