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[–]seanbear 273 points274 points ago

So far we've established Nicolas Cage is immortal and black. Now he's a Norse God?

[–]matulabk 65 points66 points ago

How have I never seen Black Nicolas Cage before?! My life is now complete.

[–]beardfaced 11 points12 points ago

It was on reddit a few days ago.

[–]symbiotiq 41 points42 points ago

Hey, one of the gods in the movie was black, why can't Thor be black? And Nicolas Cage?

[–]patmcdoughnut 2 points3 points ago

That guy wasn't black, he was Asian.

[–]zuzah 23 points24 points ago

[–]pennywiser 1 point2 points ago

It's great you're trying to help, the chop is not so bad, but now he looks like a mannequin.

[–]cake4chu 7 points8 points ago

YOU CANT TAME THE CAGE!

[–]029013101321 5 points6 points ago

He is a flaming-skulled motorcycle rider. Why not?

[–]zuzah 2 points3 points ago

Fixed up a better picture. This resemblance is uncanny.

HIS BEARD IS EVEN GRAYING IN THE PICTURE AS IN REAL LIFE. I feel like I'm onto something here... I'm gonna strap on my tin foil hat and find some b/w pictures of Jesus 'Keanu' Reeves.

[–]masterdll7 1 point2 points ago

[–]parkman47 20 points21 points ago

which black guy is him? all look same

[–]greater_ape 41 points42 points ago

Bottom right.

[–]CaptainObliviousIII 8 points9 points ago

there are a few other guys that kind of resemble him too

[–]CocoaMag 23 points24 points ago

You racist sonabitch.

[–]totallynotdoogie 572 points573 points ago*

Whenever I see these Nic Cage/Keanu faces throughout time I like to believe that Keanu and Nic Cage have been around for centuries, competing against eachother for fame... best friends yet... worst enemies.

EDIT: grammar!

[–]Vato_Loco 272 points273 points ago

Locked in eternal combat, yet both unable to die. Each hating the other yet unable to survive apart. Needing each other to face the crushing loneliness of an immortal.

[–]totallynotdoogie 338 points339 points ago

Basically the plot of the movie Hancock without the sexual tensions. CORRECTION: with DOUBLE the sexual tension.

[–]AmateurGynecologyst 258 points259 points ago

We'll call it: Handcock.

[–]RamsesToo 109 points110 points ago

Upvote for the astute anatomical quip outside of your medical specialty.

[–]deadlylife 139 points140 points ago

Oh, it's definitely inside his specialty. ;)

[–]AmateurGynecologyst 22 points23 points ago

Oh please, I'm only an amateur at these things ;)

[–]Kailebuh 17 points18 points ago

What in the world is this from?

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

Dan Radcliffe's appearannce on Extras, iirc.

[–]Kailebuh 8 points9 points ago

Thank you for your speedy reply, good sir.

[–]Rape_TrappedInReddit 27 points28 points ago

Yea sexy keep it up.

[–]Fuck_TrappedInReddit 35 points36 points ago

No.

[–]immatellyouwhat 1 point2 points ago

You know, you two are pretty much the same account.

[–]frenzyboard 1 point2 points ago

You're pretty much what happens when someone dares AndrewSmith1986 to make a novelty account, aren't you.

[–]st3v3n 4 points5 points ago

You give andrewsmith1986 too much credit, or should I say creddit. Eh? Eh?

Okay I'll show myself out...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I know, 'cause I was inside your mom's specialty.

[–]turtlesquirt 7 points8 points ago

The prequel to FootPenis? The man that fucks the ground he walks upon

[–]frenzyboard 16 points17 points ago

He comes wherever he goes.

[–]turtlesquirt 3 points4 points ago

You're going places young man

[–]RETARD96 5 points6 points ago

you're gross

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Don't be Nick Cage's accent in Con air.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

Also, ironically the plot of that wizardy nic cage movie.

[–]AcesCharles2 13 points14 points ago

it had a plot?!

[–]Hello_This_Is_bear 7 points8 points ago

Directed by M. Night Shamalamanamaman.

[–]TenshiS 11 points12 points ago

I'm pretty sure nobody on Reddit knows his real name anymore.

[–]taz3781 1 point2 points ago

Sure we do. It's Shamalamadingdong.

[–]RedHeadRob 22 points23 points ago

The the doctor and the master

[–]iUptokeEverything 24 points25 points ago

The the

[–]Wallothet 1 point2 points ago

Batman and Joker.

[–]MrJMaxted0291 3 points4 points ago

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

[–]wadsworthsucks 1 point2 points ago

I read your post in the voice of Don LaFontaine. . .

[–]ICanLegoThat 131 points132 points ago

[–]Pebbles112 27 points28 points ago

All I can say is wow at the sad Keanu. Perfect recreation.

[–]markoan 8 points9 points ago

Wow! I'll have to look at all your posts. This is really cool!

[–]xdef23 16 points17 points ago

like jacob and his brother in lost

[–]kylegarchar 1 point2 points ago

This is exactly what I was thinking. Really surprised this isn't higher up. I thought redditors were total lost nerds

[–]ParanoidAndroids 1 point2 points ago

There are tons of us, it's just that most are still butthurt over the finale.

[–]MonroeBot 8 points9 points ago

competing against eachother for fame... best friends yet... worst enemies.

Definitely read that in Nic Cage's voice. It's the pauses.

[–]totallynotdoogie 5 points6 points ago

That was 100% how I heard it in my head when I was typing it.

[–]insults_you_terribly 2 points3 points ago

You're Nic Cage.

[–]Ihaveanusername 2 points3 points ago

Face Off 2

this time, it's personal.

[–]Piratiko 3 points4 points ago

Don't forget Jamie Hyneman.

[–]Beeslo 1 point2 points ago

Come to think of it....have they ever acted in the same movie with each other? That movie would be epic!

[–]FrankTheSpaceMarine 1 point2 points ago

Have they ever been in a film together? Just sayin'...

[–]Thatzeraguy 1 point2 points ago

Nic Cage is a green time-traveling, interdimensional, pool ball-eyed demon

[–]YouListening 1 point2 points ago

Doctor/Master relationship?

[–]TheOneWhoKnocksBitch 2 points3 points ago

Hey, it's NPH!

[–]DomHaynie 1 point2 points ago

The story of Hancock, told in real life.

[–]assblaster7 13 points14 points ago

It doesn't matter how bad of a day I'm having, when I watch that video I crack up every time. It's perfectly done.

[–]anaalius 1 point2 points ago

Sets to homepage !

[–]bamfsalad 7 points8 points ago

I lost my shit when he was cussing at the old ladies. Fucking GOLD.

[–]SarcasticOptimist 8 points9 points ago

It's from this movie. First clip. It's more hilarious WITH context.

[–]TheRedPlanet 5 points6 points ago

Lost it at "FUCK MEXICO!"

[–]Dat_Spelling 2 points3 points ago

It's cool guys. We've got a legitimate source here.

[–]AriBBCP 58 points59 points ago

[–]asstits 131 points132 points ago

Why are people so mean to Nicolas Cage?

[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 5 points6 points ago

Oh god, wat is this.

I haven't laughed as hard as I did at this in days.

[–]aromero 17 points18 points ago

[–]JtCallebro 24 points25 points ago

finally a place where i can express my love of nick cage to without being judged

[–]anaalius 3 points4 points ago

I feel like i have just returned to my home planet to be reunited with my people!

[–]Beeslo 3 points4 points ago

I feel like the pilgrims...escaping to the new world to avoid religious persecution. Now that we're here...let us judge others!

[–]jdlyndon 13 points14 points ago

There is only one God, and I don't think he dresses like that.

[–]Emperor_Zurg 17 points18 points ago*

FYI potential angry atheist downvoters, it's a quote from a recent film.

[–]Not_A_40_YR_Old_Man 1 point2 points ago

I'm so happy, but scared at the same time.

[–]oleoleoleoleole 1 point2 points ago

Oh man this is too good to be true.

[–]Aquaman314 166 points167 points ago

More like Nicholas Cage channelling some serious Thor there

[–]Harbltron 514 points515 points ago

[–]Buhdahl 80 points81 points ago

Golf clap

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]hinduguru 10 points11 points ago

That just sounds like someone typing

[–]theomossop 1 point2 points ago

Exactly

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

BRA....FUCKING....VO...

[–]mastersprinkles 19 points20 points ago

That's better.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 64 points65 points ago

[–]hinduguru 19 points20 points ago

I feel like I'm getting old saying this, but what the fuck happened to Nickelodeon. RIP 90's

[–]durhurr 40 points41 points ago

Avatar's pretty good.

[–]GamerKT 42 points43 points ago

pretty fucking amazing

[–]jimmysilverrims 10 points11 points ago

I'm still waiting for Korra to warm up. It's still got a ways to fully live up to its predecessor in my book, but that brief glimpse of a flashback in the last episode was sooo tantalizing.

[–]GamerKT 10 points11 points ago

Dude, it's only been four episodes, and it's a completely different era. It's too different to compare to the first series. If you keep doing that, you may be perpetually frustrated. But yeah... DID YOU SEE ADULT SOKKA? HOLY FUCK. AND AANG WITH A BEARD? MORE FLASHBACKS, PLEASE.

[–]jimmysilverrims 5 points6 points ago

I'm not frustrated. I'm genuinely hopeful. I can see this as being a wholly different take on a brilliant concept, but for now it's taking a bit to start revving up.

And... HOLY FUCK THAT IS SO COOL. I REALLY WANT TO SEE KOH THE FACE STEALER COME IN.

I MEAN, KORRA HAS PROBLEMS WITH THE SPIRITUAL WORLD, AND OMAN HAS CONNECTIONS TO THE SPIRITS AND HAS NO FACE, THAT'S GOT TO MEAN SOMETHING, RIGHT!?

[–]SeisGurl9 1 point2 points ago

OMG THEY ARE IN THAT SERIES!?

immediately goes to watch my saved DVRs

Oh and thankyousofuckingmuch

[–]DeathToPennies 2 points3 points ago

I know, right? Especially Korra. The entire franchise is just awesome.

[–]gattacasd 1 point2 points ago

upvote for reminding me the new series has started. Much thanks!

[–]DeathToPennies 1 point2 points ago

It's fucking amazing, seriously. Maybe it's the deprivation speaking, but I dare say better than the last air-bender.

[–]Lorahalo 1 point2 points ago

Didn't that show air from like, 99-03 or something? EDIT: Wikipedia says 99 to 02.

[–]Denode 3 points4 points ago

IT WILL BE BACK, EVENNTUUAALLLYYYYYYYYYYY

[–]ANDpandy 1 point2 points ago

Quickly switching from OP's pic to this is just marvelous

[–]psych0ranger 0 points1 point ago

I laughed harder at this than i did the original post

[–]stinkyhat 9 points10 points ago

That's high praise.

[–]Bluesuiter 1 point2 points ago

ctrl+f

was not disappointed

[–]rchase 1 point2 points ago

Me too. Samberged.

[–]Ron_DeGrasse_Gaben 7 points8 points ago

Can't... Unsee...

[–]patislow 46 points47 points ago

He's going to steal the declaration of independence.

[–]red321red321 1 point2 points ago

good idea. man's broke. he could auction off that shit on the black market and make bank. i'd do it.

[–]Fivelon 17 points18 points ago

[–]Valiturus 34 points35 points ago

I can't see Nic Cage without thinking:

"How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned!? How'd it get burned!!? How'd it get burned!!!?"

[–]emptytissuebox 23 points24 points ago

"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P QRSTUVUAHFAUFHAWUHIFHFGSZHKBGK"

[–]At_first_a_dick 24 points25 points ago

"Killing me won't bring back your god damn honey!"

[–]grimmstone 16 points17 points ago

"I'M A VAMPIRE I'M A VAMPIRE I'M A VAMPIRE I'M A VAMPIRE I'M A VAMPIRE"

[–]KnotStoopid 9 points10 points ago

bear punch a bitch in the face

[–]TexasWithADollarsign 1 point2 points ago

NO NO NOT THE BEES!! NOT THE BEES!!! HRAVARRARAH!!

[–]Lazy_I 2 points3 points ago

Nice touch adding one ! with each repetition.

[–]willywonka159 3 points4 points ago

[–]LSDean 13 points14 points ago

Find Loki channeling some John Travolta and we could have the Norse God version of Face Off.

[–]r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK 13 points14 points ago

I never thought I'd see those 2 referenced in the same sentence.

[–]generichuman2794 32 points33 points ago

I am so happy I've been on the internet for so long, and there's still so much Nicolas Cage I haven't seen.

http://imgur.com/nuygh

[–]mpmcclain 17 points18 points ago

no doubt he's thor after all those beeth.

[–]ArmpitBear 16 points17 points ago

"They're in my ass! MY ASS!"

[–]quick_loris 4 points5 points ago

Because you can totally pour bees

[–]splunge4me2 8 points9 points ago

[–]quick_loris 3 points4 points ago

Oh shit! TIL

[–]Red_Woody 15 points16 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/r78Ou.jpg

Nicolas Cage channeling some Wonder Woman.

[–]Goto10 2 points3 points ago

Toddlers and Tiaras has gone TOO FAR.

[–]Red_Woody 1 point2 points ago

We need to go farther!

[–]confused_zoologist 1 point2 points ago

After seeing this, I don't even know who I am anymore

[–]whitmell 14 points15 points ago

I'd like to take his face.... OFF

[–]themisc 4 points5 points ago

This gives me an idea for a movie....

[–]sleepyj910 9 points10 points ago

That's high praise

[–]TheBluePanda 2 points3 points ago

Came here looking for this.

[–]correctBatman 4 points5 points ago

I decided it was time to make myself a new cover image for facebook.

http://i.imgur.com/uVPRq.png

[–]IDriveAVan 6 points7 points ago

The sides of my helmet are a bird, your argument is invalid.

[–]njloof 1 point2 points ago

Came here for this.

[–]Quizpop54 2 points3 points ago

Oh,Snapple!

[–]lastabad 3 points4 points ago

More proof that cage is immortal

[–]djlabcoat 2 points3 points ago

HOW AM I NOT IN THAT COMIC! It has all the classic elements of a Nic Cage comic!

[–]ThorAlmighty 4 points5 points ago

No comment.

[–]ElementK 1 point2 points ago

[–]onereporter 1 point2 points ago

That's high praise!?!

[–]gimme_my_fucks_back 1 point2 points ago

Ah-ha, look ostrich, it's from that video I can make a reference about. Remember how I showed it to all of my friends and convince them it was funny? Well, Nicholas Rage did a fine job of doing most of that himself, and whoever cut that video. Remember him running-

What am I, the annoying middle man? The non-profiting door-to-door redditor who is meant to entertain out of the goodness of humour?

What's Nicolas Cage doing right now? Shame if he was watching TV.

[–]yascha 1 point2 points ago

If you look closely, you can see the number 34 on his chin.

[–]bloodhoney 1 point2 points ago

That's high praise

[–]Thizzlebot 1 point2 points ago

I can eat a peach for hours.

[–]saintbargabar 1 point2 points ago

Wow way to take a pic from tumblr and even copy the caption directly. You're so original.

[–]Jromanorum 1 point2 points ago

[–]porkchameleon 3 points4 points ago

I'll just leave this one here: http://imgur.com/gallery/ZOjmN

[–]Howello 2 points3 points ago

Thor is going to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[–]Thor4269 1 point2 points ago

SHHHHHH. stop telling my plan to people!

[–]aMANescape 2 points3 points ago

put.down.that.bunny

[–]SuperPanic 3 points4 points ago

PUT.THE.BUNNY.BACK.IN.THE.BOX

[–]zserre 1 point2 points ago

came her to post a bunny related comment...well done sir

[–]guntycankles 3 points4 points ago

I laughed way too fucking hard at this.

[–]nicholascageisright 1 point2 points ago

I'm forced to agree...

[–]ArmpitBear 1 point2 points ago

lolwut

[–]stegosaurusmoonbear2 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha, this just made my day XD

[–]Savir5850 1 point2 points ago

Jesus that is some SERIOUS nicholas cage...

[–]skinturtle 1 point2 points ago

LOLOLOL!!

[–]cool_eddy 1 point2 points ago

hahahaha so awesome

[–]pubielewis 1 point2 points ago

‘What am I a retard man? Am I a fucking retard harr?’

[–]monacelli 1 point2 points ago

In Nic Cage We Trust

[–]ladyfacejones 1 point2 points ago

Thor you are, Nick!

[–]Blaueziege 1 point2 points ago

Thor is pretty much on Nicolas Cage's level of insanity already.

[–]angrymudcrabs 1 point2 points ago

He probably just found out where the honey for his mead comes from.

[–]mamdlwk 1 point2 points ago

[–]ognut 1 point2 points ago

The great and mighty Thor will grant thee answers to any inquiries about Rampart, the movie of the Norse gods. Prepare for the arrival of this divine gift at all Valhalla theaters.

[–]SlightlyAngry 1 point2 points ago

Well, I've never seen Cage and Thor in the same place, at the same time. Just saying.

[–]FAPS_AT_WEIRD_SHIT 1 point2 points ago

FAP

[–]Navae26 0 points1 point ago

I saw the picture and immediately thought Nicolas Cage...then I read the title.

[–]Odd-One-Out 0 points1 point ago

Just be glad Chris Hemsworth got the role. Nic Cage almost made it as Aragorn!

[–]anaalius 5 points6 points ago

Nic cage would have made that movie amazing!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

FUCK MEXICO!

[–]bogdanpol 0 points1 point ago

when i saw thor i thought about the software and didn't know why there was no NSFW

[–]hineyodor 0 points1 point ago

I could eat a peach for hours

[–]SgtWiggles 0 points1 point ago

"Right now, the only thing standing between you and Mjolnir is me...and its scraping at the door....SCRAPIN AT THE DOOOOOAR!"

[–]cerealpunch 0 points1 point ago

But nothings on fire.

[–]rabobo 0 points1 point ago

"How'd it get burned!?"

[–]eddward 0 points1 point ago

so weird...watching Matchstick Men right now in class.

[–]Socialmessup 0 points1 point ago

I just realized Ok rage face is nicolas cage

[–]MADBAKER 0 points1 point ago

If nicolas cage were very angry he'd be nicolas rage.

[–]Canadian_Infidel 0 points1 point ago

Thor Cage would be a cool name.

[–]CaptainObliviousIII 0 points1 point ago

Thank you... anything other than Scumbag Steve as the number one. I know we're better than that.

[–]vivvav 0 points1 point ago

Wow. It actually looks like him.

[–]BioSim00 0 points1 point ago

"I'm more of a justice protector."

[–]Thor4269 0 points1 point ago

i thought i pulled the face off rather well thank you very much

[–]youngmcnab 0 points1 point ago

Duly noted.

[–]rocknrollercoaster 0 points1 point ago

He could eat a peach for hours

[–]strappingyounglass 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, why.

[–]Jimbo571 0 points1 point ago

Sure this gives some immediate Cageification, but if you want the slow drip you're gonna want some of this action:

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/t5pl4/watch_every_nicolas_cage_film_in_a_year_challenge/

[–]sirC_ 0 points1 point ago

I'm more of a Midgard protector.

[–]Aidanjmccarthy 0 points1 point ago

That's just put me in the mood to watch 'Lord of War' again...

[–]Ixidane 0 points1 point ago

That was the plan....

To give you some thunder... .

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and you

GOT SOME