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[–]DBnerd 90 points91 points ago

Feels about the same to get top comment on a front page post -_-

[–]chaitan94 69 points70 points ago

Or even a reply to top comment.

[–]wheresthepie 55 points56 points ago

Or even just jumping on a thread with no real contribution.

[–]ImProbablyThatGuy 39 points40 points ago

Totally new subject by this point

[–]Freak-A-Leak 26 points27 points ago

Pun train time

[–]I_POTATO_PEOPLE 23 points24 points ago

I AM CONTRIBUTING TOO

[–]yungkrizzleshawty 14 points15 points ago

contributors anonymous, we are.

[–]avengepluto 12 points13 points ago

Previous comment repeated with minor correction which alters meaning in humorous manner.

FTFY

[–]chaitan94 9 points10 points ago

A very witty reply, that would make your mind blow.

[–]I_did_not_rape_her 11 points12 points ago

Relevant reply with relevant username.

[–]jWalkerFTW 1 point2 points ago

POOP. Just had to get that out there.

[–]Sapphire--Blue 0 points1 point ago

Random anecdote only half related to topic

[–]aepac 5 points6 points ago

Or just noticing a fellow redditor cake day

[–]Winterlong 0 points1 point ago

Happy cake-day!

[–]MattyHchrist 5 points6 points ago

So far you're at the top and his gif is heading to the front page. May you stay that way.

[–]Squalor- 1 point2 points ago

I've actually done that a few times.

I think it's more difficult to hit the front page with content.

[–]Negative-KarmaRecord 4 points5 points ago

cry more

[–]Darkpulse462 27 points28 points ago

I will eat my sock if this makes it to the frontpage.

[–]Charizardian 18 points19 points ago

i feel like if i dont upvote you, then those socks died for nothing.

[–]shouldaverifiedemail 5 points6 points ago

Would you like some oil with your sock, sir?

A bit of ketchup, perhaps. Hmm?

[–]Darkpulse462 4 points5 points ago

Some ketchup and a tall glass of chocolate milk and I'm set.

[–]suanny 6 points7 points ago

Surely OP will deliver.

[–]Aston_Martini 1 point2 points ago

There's no such thing as sock delivery... Is there?

[–]Phasechange 2 points3 points ago

You could probably make the front page if you turn that into a gif.

[–]adarvesh0 3 points4 points ago

Well start eating.

[–]logancook44 0 points1 point ago

I'm holding you to this.

[–]thebballer25 0 points1 point ago

We have the finest selection of Hanes socks this side of the Mississippi!

[–]alecbg 2 points3 points ago

I wouldn't know... sigh

[–]EnviousDan 7 points8 points ago

I just can't get behind these nasty, short little gifs that keep getting posted from tumblr. There's the reason I stopped using it. I honestly just think they are hard to look at without feeling ill.

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[–]Red1337Sox 1 point2 points ago

Unless you are man_in_the_mirra who front pages every friggen day.

[–]MattyHchrist -1 points0 points ago

The key to hitting the front page: Repost fucking everything.

[–]I_am_Fred_Astaire 0 points1 point ago

If I save the image to my computer then re-upload it to imgur, it will appear to not be a repost.

Muahahahaha

[–]arbitrary516 1 point2 points ago

It's okay, we'll see someone else do it when the repost comes a week later.

[–]aKaBeasTTTTT 1 point2 points ago

Unless you're a hot girl that post on GW.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

I always hit the front page when I'm asleep. Seems that's the pattern I have to go with in order to get anywhere.

[–]Awestin 0 points1 point ago

So, in order to have known thios you must of made it to the front page before, here you are making it to the front page again. That makes this a very contradictory post seeing as you say you will not be doing that again (making it to the front page) but here you clearly do.

Unless, you lied and don't know what it feels like to hit the front page.

[–]gator757 0 points1 point ago

NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART!

[–]enstillfear 0 points1 point ago

I've been. Twice. And my Hosting company for my website probably hates me now. 1/2 million views on an image each time.

[–]redgroupclan 0 points1 point ago

Proud to say I know what it feels like to be on the front page more than once.

[–]UseThe4s 0 points1 point ago

I've front-paged twice. Does that count for anything?

[–]DonaldsPizzaHaven 0 points1 point ago

i like movies too

[–]N05f3r47u 0 points1 point ago

Well, since you know, we might as well hold you to your word.

[–]saladnecker 0 points1 point ago

I felt the same way last week and then this happened on Monday (picture 10): http://thechive.com/2012/04/27/daily-afternoon-randomness-in-hq-41-photos-5/

[–]elpelado 0 points1 point ago

i think he sneaked in a line of coke

[–]azooee 1 point2 points ago

upvoted for captain jack sparrow

[–]kerrigan4 0 points1 point ago

First post I seen when I woke up, made me laugh and made my day, I thank you.

[–]worstchristmasever -2 points-1 points ago

Whoa bro, easy on the grammar.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Posts like this are why I unsubscribed to r/funny. Thanks for ruining reddit.

[–]Fezzix 0 points1 point ago

Ironic that is on a loop...

[–]dt3ft -1 points0 points ago

I wonder when will they (media corporations) start suing people for posting gifs for copyright infringement...

[–]davebees -1 points0 points ago

if you want to get on the front page just post a gif from a movie, with a title about reddit

[–]GET_A_FUCKING_BLOG -1 points0 points ago

Cool

[–]RightHandofGod -1 points0 points ago

why does this have to be a gif? seriously its like 1 second long and only dialogue

[–]Downvoteskarma -3 points-2 points ago

Nice try douche -1

[–]unicorn_ninja -2 points-1 points ago

Favorite movie and actor!!!! I love you Johnny Depp <3

[–]thejerradsays -2 points-1 points ago

If I'm not mistaken this is from the fourth film. If this is your favorite movie, you need to rethink some of your life choices.

[–]I_am_Fred_Astaire 1 point2 points ago

Everyone has their own opinions, especially with things like movies and tv shows. Don't judge, I'm sure what ever your favorite movie is, someone thinks is dumb.

[–]thejerradsays 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough. My favorite movie scored only 6% better on Rotten Tomatoes. Although, audiences scored it 20% better.

[–]unicorn_ninja 0 points1 point ago

movie series happy now?

[–]duchovny -3 points-2 points ago

Downvoted for making a submission about a submission.