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[–]wiggo987654321 1 point2 points ago

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what about the elephants that are still on earth? riddle me that

[–]razzan 0 points1 point ago

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They will obviously be crushed by the weight of the other elefants

[–]NullFX 0 points1 point ago

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We either shoot them and harvest the ivory, or.....

It is approximately 384,400 km from the earth to the moon. That would take somewhere around 57,373,134 elephants at between 6.0 and 7.5 m. Given that the breathable atmosphere is, say, 100 km from the crust, 14,000 of those elephants would live....or be crushed by the weight of the elephants stacked on top of them or simply die from the fall. (All of these counts are approximate)

[–]blue_cherry 1 point2 points ago

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Everyone does know it. It's been posted enough times!

[–]udnaan 0 points1 point ago

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Cool nature phacts*

[–]blokia 0 points1 point ago

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The public must know, spread the word!

[–]bogdanpol 0 points1 point ago

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At least then we can put out space plasma fires.

[–]g0ldenr3bel 0 points1 point ago

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Ya I'm pretty sure everyone got that after the fifth or sixth repost

[–]owneroftheworld 0 points1 point ago

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so sick of this post!