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[–]HeyJewed 70 points71 points ago

Dude must work out... He looks pretty cut!

[–]Wittyfish 16 points17 points ago

KNIFE TO THE FACE!!!.... Oh, damn. I thought that'd kill you, I'm really sorry dude.

[–]DownVoteGuru 15 points16 points ago

Canadian attempted murder?

[–]ifeelstabby 1 point2 points ago

That guy isn't white enough to be Canadian.

[–]shiftius 12 points13 points ago

I have a feeling this was your doing in the first place.

[–]yungkrizzleshawty 1 point2 points ago

Must not be the sharpest tool in the box.

[–]calamity88 -1 points0 points ago

Someone get that guy some sellotape, he's ripped!

[–]Erik_TheHighlander 1 point2 points ago

top comment deleted? this must be some kind of censorship.

[–]Froggyx 7 points8 points ago

[–]WhitestKidYouKnow 1 point2 points ago

I was gunna say.. This was posted they day before or the day of christmas, because i remember showing my mom on one of the nights.

[–]LaziestNoveltyAcct 0 points1 point ago

could it be that a site that is viewed by millions and millions of people might have people who don't have every single post memorized?

[–]mach-2 29 points30 points ago

well someone doesn't know where the heart is.

[–]perverse_imp 34 points35 points ago

Or the jugular vein, carotid artery, femoral artery, kidneys, liver. Hell, even an intestinal stab will kill you if it's dirty and you need not go very deep. The dying won't be quick, either. The face is the dumbest point of attack for a knife as it's the reflexive protection zone. You can't not try to protect your face. So many easier and more lethal places to go for.

[–]pieguyfly 59 points60 points ago

Ye...umm..hmmmmmmm uuhhh...yeh........

Nobody give this guy a knife.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I dunno, that maxillary sinus is pretty essential...

[–]Khalexus 1 point2 points ago

Maybe the attacker had been watching too much Walking Dead. Plenty of head-stabbing going on there.

[–]Exfile 1 point2 points ago

Pic is too old for that :)

[–]SniperTooL 42 points43 points ago

Home.

Home is where the heart is.

Can I have my lollipop now?

[–]djtripp 4 points5 points ago

Doesn't quite get the same message across as stabbing someone in the face though.

[–]DBSOempathy 4 points5 points ago

Apparently.

[–]Read_all_the_threads 16 points17 points ago

At least his tattoo matches his demeanor.

[–]Nymphetomine 32 points33 points ago

Why is everybody taking pics and not helping him?

[–]A_walmart_greeter 35 points36 points ago

Simply judging by how little blood there is he is likely to keep pretty stable until the knife is removed since it is keeping the woud shut simply by being there. The most dangerous part of an impalment injury like this is the removal of the device that did the impaling. Also the police officer needs to document something like that if possible. Not sure about the camera phone though.

[–]AliasJesus 17 points18 points ago

Do you guys still have those little smiley face stickers? I haven't seen them in years. Maybe it's because I have a beard...

[–]Tiktaky 5 points6 points ago

Exactly, this looks like the time just after admittance to ER where doctors are waiting for access to testing and radiology (as they need a clear picture of what is happening before they remove the knife) There is nothing much they can do except keep him calm and let him puff the green whistle.

[–]phackme 11 points12 points ago

This is standard when people get shot or stabbed. The cops are documenting and collecting evidence. The other one is likely a resident with an iphone taking pictures for an internal presentation. The first priority is to establish a clear airway, that the patient is breathing and that he has circulation. He met all the criteria, which means there will be a knife in his face for a while until the right docs are consulted. The trauma team won't pull this one out - this guy will go out to Ear Nose and Throat docs. Somebody likely violated HIPAA by posting these images on the internet. Probably a tech.

[–]fknbastard 0 points1 point ago

Unless he was ok with it

[–]pHreaksYcle -1 points0 points ago

Have you ever even seen an iPhone?

And yes, came here to say HIPAA is definitely being violated here in multiple ways.

[–]Dalzeil 11 points12 points ago

Well being that the one on the right is a cop, and it's a real camera instead of a phone, I'll go out on a limb and say for fucking evidence.

I'll go one farther and say that the cop said "hang on, I need to photograph this for evidence".

He's in a damn hospital dude. Look at the surroundings. They're going to help him.

[–]Nymphetomine 1 point2 points ago

Just figured that the camera of the cop should be enough.. The phone shouldn't be there and the person who took this: "hold on dude, this need to be on reddit"..

[–]Dalzeil 1 point2 points ago

What else are they going to do while they wait for the cop to take the pictures? They can't do anything to treat the wound while someone else is in the middle of trying to document it. It's not like whipping out a phone and snapping a photo is a long process nowadays.

Considering how calm he is, I'm guessing he's already got some painkillers in him.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Well, I think the fact that he's in the hospital answers your question.

[–]Kursed_Valeth -1 points0 points ago

Seriously, the cell phone camera and subsequent reddit post are extremely illegal.

I mean, he's either stable or dead and they will help him once the radiology reports come back or a room in the OR opens up.

But for real, someone will be fired for the camera phone. Or at least SHOULD be.

[–]vixiera 0 points1 point ago

I vote for camera phone guy being a friend of knife-face guy based solely on the fact that he is the only one in the room not wearing gloves.

[–]Kursed_Valeth 0 points1 point ago

Ah, good eye. Our ER had issues like this and people were fired. I apologize for assuming the worst. :)

[–]Pronkjewail 18 points19 points ago

easy 2 repost

[–]Journalisto 3 points4 points ago

While I've seen this image a dozen times, it never gets any less awesome.

[–]Rowebro 4 points5 points ago

He earned his title

[–]ProfMoustache 38 points39 points ago

feel free to use the nsfw tag...

[–]Numb3r_6 12 points13 points ago

I was wondering about this, but then I was thinking "why would I open an r/wtf link at work?"

[–]SnallTrippin 4 points5 points ago

Do people not look at subreddits? It's 'wtf' ....WHAT THE FUCK. Fuck is in the title of the subreddit...fuck means not safe for work. This is logic. /dick rant

[–]rabbledabble 1 point2 points ago

I thought it stood for "Well That's Fantastic."

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 4 points5 points ago

No, people don't look at the subreddits, we just scroll through with all the images pre-opened with RES so there's no click-throughs to be bothered with. However, there's a setting that makes it so images tagged with NSFW don't automatically open.

Just because the rest of us don't live in the reddit dark ages doesn't mean we lack logic.

[–]SnallTrippin 0 points1 point ago

Pay for thy technology in blood! ...or being in trouble at work, whatever.

[–]julielc 0 points1 point ago

I like the mod tagging, but I feel it might be more effective on the left instead of the right, as it doesn't exactly pop out of the reddit background very well.

[–]josephanthony 2 points3 points ago

He's a man of his word.

[–]678564867 3 points4 points ago

Its funny because knife wound

[–]gmikoner 1 point2 points ago

oldschool. haven't seen this pic in years.

[–]nugget9k 1 point2 points ago*

I love how the hospital staff is standing there taking pictures with their personal cell phones.

Edit: Isn't this a HIPAA violation?

[–]TP53 1 point2 points ago

Yes, it's likely a HIPAA violation since it includes his face, and it seems like the photo was taken by a healthcare provider from whom he probably had a reason to expect confidentiality from.

[–]Likestheobviousstuff 1 point2 points ago

I think he stopped and got the tattoo after he was stabbed

[–]nugget9k 1 point2 points ago*

If these are employees, I am fairly certain that the person who took this picture and the person with the cell phone camera have committed a HIPAA violation and will be fired if the hospital or patient finds out. Maybe even lose their license.

You cannot take pictures with your personal camera for your personal use, especially without patient consent. Without consent, this could also be an act of assault.

[–]A_hint_of_anus 1 point2 points ago

I find his tattoo relevant.

[–]mgweir 1 point2 points ago

It looks like he tried to snort coke off the tip of his knife and got carried away.

[–]darkrain714 1 point2 points ago

so... [NSFL] please :/

[–]BenTG 1 point2 points ago

This definitely needs a NSFW tag...and a nsfl in the title.

[–]strawberryjammer 1 point2 points ago

Where's the NSFW/NSFL caption? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–]dreamer100 1 point2 points ago

Why is there no NSFW or NSFL warning???

[–]being_ironic 1 point2 points ago

three cameras? really? Can we get some ice?

[–]andrewchapman007 1 point2 points ago

I like how they all are taking pictures before they even think of helping him

[–]raymurda 0 points1 point ago

its not going to make a difference untill they X-ray the guy....

[–]Chachi123 1 point2 points ago

maybe a NSFL? maybe?

[–]OnlyIamOP 1 point2 points ago

Apparently, not Hard 2 Repost.

[–]inceptionoitpecni 0 points1 point ago

nsfw?

[–]Numb3r_6 14 points15 points ago

r/wtf is rarely sfw...

[–]inceptionoitpecni -2 points-1 points ago

I know this haha, but it's always better to put the nsfw tag :P

[–]lilmisssunshine 2 points3 points ago

HOLY NSFL BATMAN! Put a label on that shit.

[–]krypton86 0 points1 point ago

Not hard to miss, though.

[–]Whit3cr0w 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how the attacker reacted, was he like "Oh, well I guess I was warned"? I mean it seems pretty clear.

[–]jennstarr12 0 points1 point ago

Someone was digging for gold with a knife a fell.

[–]athenafire 0 points1 point ago

EVERYBODY !!! picture time !!

[–]RadioactiveClownsSux 0 points1 point ago

Why does everybody take a picture?

[–]mustnotbenamed 0 points1 point ago

he's trying to prove the point that he's hard to be killed..

[–]i_fap_faps 0 points1 point ago

Why are so many people taking photos of it? Does this happen often in Emergency Rooms?

[–]Exfile -1 points0 points ago

A knife to the face? i don't think so, and the guy is obviusly stable.

[–]i_fap_faps 0 points1 point ago

It's not about his stability. But i think if i had a knife in the face i would be getting pretty shitty that medical professionals were taking pictures of me and putting them on the internet.

[–]CelticSavage 0 points1 point ago

A very apt tattoo.

[–]notonebody123 0 points1 point ago

is it legal to take pic in ER room?? and post it online. always wonder about that

[–]Stephoria 0 points1 point ago

Well, this photo gave what it promised.

[–]Bangbroo 0 points1 point ago

Myth: plausible

[–]bigdaddymummy 0 points1 point ago

Die hard....

[–]mrplatypusthe42nd 0 points1 point ago

Damn right he is.

[–]1s4rob 0 points1 point ago

guys a beast! keep that knife and remember his face. paybacks a bitch!!

[–]feedmeh8 0 points1 point ago

TIL: knives like getting head too.

[–]jp_lolo 0 points1 point ago

i hope they're also helping the guy and not just filming him and taking pictures. damn hospitals.

[–]ojmt999 0 points1 point ago

That must have fucking hurt.

[–]Clae 0 points1 point ago

A man of his word.

[–]sammibee 0 points1 point ago

well i could've used a nsfl for that one...

[–]DeadLach 0 points1 point ago

I realise it's not, but every time I see this photo I think that knife is fake. It just looks flimsy. I don't doubt this picture but just looking at how knives go, that one looks particularly fake.

[–]Grizzly_Bears 0 points1 point ago

I used to work the night shift in the OR. One night we had a guy come in with a gunshot wound to the chest. He was shot right on a tattoo that said "FUCK DPD" (Dallas Police Department). Ironically he was shot by a Dallas police officer.

[–]Sr_DingDong 0 points1 point ago

Must be a fan of the movie

[–]updatesforassholes 0 points1 point ago

Nah, the drugs will kill him sooner than later.

[–]litebright 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't they be operating instead of taking pictures? I'm all for the awesome photo, but why do two people need to take a picture?

[–]_langa_ 0 points1 point ago

The irony is that this is so old, this guy has died of old age.

[–]DidntREAD420 0 points1 point ago

Just... Holy fuckstains batman...

[–]two_four 0 points1 point ago

Do you know how long he had to wait for this to happen after getting that tattoo?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

"OMG he has a knife in his face! What should we Do?!?!?" "hold on, lets all take pictures... dangit 'hard to kill' man hold still!"

[–]madmonkeymud 0 points1 point ago

When people think you're tough, they want to know how tough. When people want to know how tough, you wake up in a roadside ditch with a knife in your face. Don't wake up in a roadside ditch with a knife in your face. Get Comcast.

[–]l1ddl3monkey 0 points1 point ago

I'd say that tattoo is one of the more accurate ones I've seen.

[–]brett84c 0 points1 point ago

It's Shank from Borderlands

[–]KennedyRules6 0 points1 point ago

I would say whoever stabbed him in the fucking face got their point across

[–]Bob3333 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately

[–]matthewhale 0 points1 point ago

So thats what the scout in TF2 looks like with no clothes on...

[–]almightysumner 0 points1 point ago

but easy to stab in the nose

[–]abiobob 0 points1 point ago

why is everyone just taking pictures, someone should get that knife out!

[–]Ninaran 0 points1 point ago

I like how they prefer taking pictures over.. you know, help the guy?

[–]IXISIXI 0 points1 point ago

A Lannister always pays his debts.

[–]Fausto1981 0 points1 point ago

well... true!

[–]Spyhop 0 points1 point ago

It's a young Borris the Blade.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Who is that person with the camera phone? This is not the first time I've seen someone taking a picture of a interesting patient with a camera phone, seems unprofessional, are they supposed to do it? how come they dont use a real camera? Just curious

[–]incarn8evil 0 points1 point ago

Can anybody find the video they were taking?

[–]Sarcasticviper 0 points1 point ago

he had juggernaut

[–]Randy_Lurka 0 points1 point ago

Check all the redditors taking photos for karma

[–]Flearis 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that people in the hospital have nothing better to do than taking pictures with their cells?? How about taking that knife out!??

[–]HoboWithARifle 0 points1 point ago

I like the part where everyone took pictures instead of helping him.

[–]dazwah 0 points1 point ago

Hard 2 Kill the reposts of this picture.

[–]iampuchu 0 points1 point ago

That's panic repost

[–]Devinchy 0 points1 point ago

This is why you should never run with scissors.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

he must love 3 people standing around taking pictures while a knife is just chillin in his head...he knows that doesn't belong there right?

[–]oridjinn 0 points1 point ago

I am a bit stuffed up right now. and all i can think of looking at this is "Sinus relief"

[–]ridethepig360 0 points1 point ago

That is epic. I wonder what it was like to breathe with that thing in there...

PS. When did WTF get gore warning now? I like them because at least I know what to expect.

[–]Bynamewastaken 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to take a stab at this and say he didn't this was going to happen.

[–]NumberOneBrony 0 points1 point ago

nurse: doctor, this man has a knife in his face. Doctor: lol get my camera!

[–]cheyen 0 points1 point ago

Challenge accepted?

[–]Mr_Needles215 0 points1 point ago

When people think your tuff..... They wanna see how tuff. And when people wanna see how tuff...... You get a knife to the face.

[–]mrchicano209 0 points1 point ago

Goes to ER to get knife removed. Instead the doctors and nurses take out their phone and take pics.

[–]cclsn3 0 points1 point ago

Hello, joe, you know that Hard 2 Kill guy you killed, well he ain't.

[–]dan_crulez 0 points1 point ago

as old as the internet.

[–]Rectal_Fire 0 points1 point ago

Knife 2 Face

[–]TheObeseOne 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]haloquent 0 points1 point ago

i wish there had been some sort of warning tag

[–]exzacklyright -1 points0 points ago

OLDD

[–]SonOfSatan -1 points0 points ago

NSFL warning please.

[–]FairlyInconsistentRa -1 points0 points ago

NSFL?

[–]brand0n -1 points0 points ago

Hard 2 Stop Reposting

[–]Johnny82 -1 points0 points ago

This is also Hard 2 Not Re-post apparently.

[–]itzwhiteflag -4 points-3 points ago

its against the law to take pictures in an ER of a patient

[–]mx- 1 point2 points ago

Where'd you go to law school again?

[–]itzwhiteflag 0 points1 point ago

i work in an ER. its against HIPAA a federal law for patient privacy

edit:spelling

[–]TehRedBaron 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes the law is wrong. This is such a time.

[–]sneekypeanut 1 point2 points ago

I don't think he really cared. He looks kinda sedated.

[–]KuroAi 1 point2 points ago

Plus he just got a knife to the face. What more than a picture to show how badass you are.

[–]Al-a-Gorey -2 points-1 points ago

Easy 2 Stab

[–]tacdias -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah... "Let's take photos of this ironically stabbed patient instead of helping him"

[–]rezzeJ -1 points0 points ago

Pretty sure that I read somewhere before that this is make-up for a film. Hence the cameras.