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[–]Dub124 16 points17 points ago

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[–]runujhkj 7 points8 points ago

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Yo dawg, I heard you like dog, dawg, so I put a dog in your dog, dawg, so you can look at your dog's dog while you look at your dog, dawg.

[–]tyrannischgott 0 points1 point ago

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I love this.

[–]dobbysock97 48 points49 points ago

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AWWW!! So cute! His balls look like a tongue!

[–]DrunkBeavis 36 points37 points ago

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That's his penis.

[–]mattofmattfame 10 points11 points ago

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[–]RedSkyNoise 10 points11 points ago

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That's your penis, alriiiight..... sorry 'bout that.

[–]Sp0rtnlife 10 points11 points ago

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I clicked this, I don't know why but I did.

[–]StopLookingAtMyDick 2 points3 points ago

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Everybody SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[–]yungkrizzleshawty 0 points1 point ago

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ok, that's your penis.

[–]William10161 3 points4 points ago

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Mother of God...

[–]stikyrizecake 2 points3 points ago

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I kept on looking at the dog's penis wondering why this was so funny, until I finally saw the dogception.

[–]irawwwr 2 points3 points ago

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Obligatory thatsapenis.jpg

[–]runujhkj 1 point2 points ago

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*.gif

[–]Mmm_Creepers 1 point2 points ago

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I'm concerned about the number of people commenting on this post that have apparently never seen a dog's penis before.

While a dog penis might not look like a human penis, I can assure everyone that if they were dog balls, you'd immediately recognize them as balls. At least, if Van Wilder taught me anything at all

[–]turchx 0 points1 point ago

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I regret to inform you that those are fake dog-balls. Dog balls look akin human balls, only about 2 inches further away from the penis, and when I say they look akin, I mean in size as well.

[–]Mmm_Creepers 0 points1 point ago

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They show the actual balls later in the movie, after he's done his "business" and they've collected their dog sperm. I used this picture for a bit of comic relief.

[–]dobbysock97 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry, I suppose I don't know K9 anatomy that well...

[–]ReluctantFur 0 points1 point ago

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Or more technically it's his sheath.

[–]BeastMode213 1 point2 points ago

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guess the first post game at its classiest

[–]dontlemmedown 11 points12 points ago

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I checked the comments after seeing the picture, and realized that after owning a male dog for almost 10 years I've been desensitized to dog testicles.

[–]skurkee 12 points13 points ago

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HELLO? YES, THIS IS BALLS.

[–]YKK_onyourzipper 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Tovarisch 2 points3 points ago

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[–]warum420 7 points8 points ago

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Repost. Ugh.

[–]thunderplacefires 2 points3 points ago

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Not even a slightly obscure one.

[–]lurk2derp 1 point2 points ago

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I think I've seen this posted at least 5 times here and a few more on facebook.

[–]Fluorescent_Yogurt 2 points3 points ago

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For some reason I immediately thought of this.

[–]ycpa68 3 points4 points ago

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Ah, even complete with a tongue...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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tee hee hee!

[–]Sboy112 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for balls

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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His mimicry camouflage is not very effective.

[–]maximaLz 1 point2 points ago

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Balls.

[–]JamesWillson22 0 points1 point ago

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This dogs balls are putting me off..

[–]B-blah 0 points1 point ago

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Its really the dogs bollocks

[–]bradford286 0 points1 point ago

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so you can dog while you dog.

[–]that-guy-you-like 0 points1 point ago

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So I put a dog in your dog and now you have puppies.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Look a picture of a dog! Better look for a dick!

[–]pris-0 0 points1 point ago

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At first glance I thought this was some kind of creepy mutant dog...relieved but also weirdly disappointed.

[–]Pokemonrapist 0 points1 point ago

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Yo Dog I heard you like repost!

[–]UlisesGirl 0 points1 point ago

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Yo dawg, there's a dog on your dog, dawg.

[–]canadianviolence 0 points1 point ago

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NSFW, PLEASE DUDE WE ARE NOT ALWAYS AT HOME WHEN WE ARE ON REDDIT.

[–]SGTWAffles98 0 points1 point ago

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Omg it's a dog in a dog

[–]DiscoSpider78 0 points1 point ago

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RIP Xzibit, because his head just exploded.

[–]piratesbooty 0 points1 point ago

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Reposts are the scum of Reddit.

[–]SamWise050 0 points1 point ago

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R-r-r-repost!!!!!!

[–]whangchang 0 points1 point ago

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Reposts. Reposts everywhere

[–]ironw00d 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, your horse has a dog on it!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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*dawg

[–]Robbie907 0 points1 point ago

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Dogception

[–]Merlinja 0 points1 point ago

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Yo dawg I heard you liked Dogception.

[–]MeInYourPocket 0 points1 point ago

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[–]4144414D 0 points1 point ago

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Dogception.

[–]mtlstout -1 points0 points ago

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Dogception?

[–]munnyfish 0 points1 point ago

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DEM BALLS

[–]johnny_appletits 0 points1 point ago

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balls

[–]TheJoel2012 -1 points0 points ago

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Lol should be r/aww.

[–]xXEvanatorXx -1 points0 points ago

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I see the WTF cat

[–]seahawkspwn -1 points0 points ago

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testicle photo bomb ftw

[–]edgegripsubz -1 points0 points ago

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I was trying to look for Xzibit's face but apparently it was a face of a dog on the dog.

[–]konydanza -3 points-2 points ago

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inb4 "Hello? Yes, this is dog."