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[–]stringiestcheese 144 points145 points ago

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As I read this, I could picture Charlie and Dennis singing it perfectly.

[–]Buttered_Penis 90 points91 points ago

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You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole

[–]milkhotelbitches 46 points47 points ago

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*soul. its a common mistake

[–]Buttered_Penis 20 points21 points ago

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I'm up to here right now.

FTFY

[–]therobotjeff 13 points14 points ago

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I WILL SMACK YOUR FACE OFF OF YOUR FACE!

[–]asdeon 11 points12 points ago

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WILD CARD!

[–]nooknstuff 2 points3 points ago

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Keep singing bitch, you're not gonna have a face by the time I'm done with you!

[–]_TrollToll_ 4 points5 points ago

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Troll toll What'd you say? Troll toll Hey hey hey!

[–]someauthor 5 points6 points ago

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Where do I pay? (For a friend)

[–]MasterEzzx 2 points3 points ago

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Are you chewing gum?

[–]nooknstuff 1 point2 points ago

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I'm up here right now and I need to be down here.

[–]cloud4197 0 points1 point ago

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I set it to Rock You Like a Hurricane by the Scorpions.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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I can't be the only one who's bothered by the lack of "Aaaaaah!" after "Day Nurse".

[–]IRcitizen 14 points15 points ago

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you're not

[–]bobnine 0 points1 point ago

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That's only in the second verse.

[–]the_short_answer2 57 points58 points ago

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Master of injections.

[–]kdokk 49 points50 points ago

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And sponge baths for everyone.

[–]Bdai 26 points27 points ago

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Day nurse! aaaAAAAAaaaaaaaah!

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[–]sharkalligator 0 points1 point ago

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Don't say it, just do it

[–]fzerg 40 points41 points ago

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Ah ... this makes me want to huff some glue and make music!

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[–]frshmt 19 points20 points ago

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That's IT, I'm going in the crevice!

[–]Scrubtanic 9 points10 points ago

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Hello? Nah, he's in the crevice... Hey, Mac wants to go clubbing.

[–]casmafen 11 points12 points ago

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if you can hear the cats you're too late

[–]meriadocdog 5 points6 points ago

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I want some milk steak!

[–]moresimple 3 points4 points ago

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Boiled over hard with your finest jelly beans raw.

[–]FecalFear 1 point2 points ago

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Not as good as a grilled charlie

[–]Noyes654 0 points1 point ago

I think silver spray paint has more magical effects

[–]dbh04 29 points30 points ago

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[–]Nurse_no_purse 2 points3 points ago

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O.M.G. I was there. I was the night nurse. I'm STILL the night nurse. So we meet again...

[–]NBAallstar 2 points3 points ago

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The conversation in that thread between you and the day nurse was incredible.

[–]Nurse_no_purse 1 point2 points ago

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I think this might actually be better than a shit ton of karma....

[–]fechera 14 points15 points ago

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"You got to pay the troll toll if you want to get into this boy's hole!"

[–]Geroy121 1 point2 points ago

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i'm always too late to the party :(

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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This is the best thing I've seen on Reddit to date

[–]ivenoideawhat 4 points5 points ago

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If only you were here 4 months ago.

[–]nedsendo 13 points14 points ago

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A philosophy professor of mine once talked about a metaphorical "day man" and "night man." I e-mailed him after class with a link to the show. Turns out he had seen it already and that's why he chose to use "day man" and "night man" in the lecture.

[–]k8ee 2 points3 points ago

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Was it Dr. Barry?

[–]Mill3241 21 points22 points ago

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It was Dr. Mantis Toboggan

[–]BabyBrown87 7 points8 points ago

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Whoops! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.

[–]MasterEzzx 0 points1 point ago

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Is he based in Philly

[–]TheLoveTin 3 points4 points ago

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Friendship for everyone

[–]Argo27 6 points7 points ago*

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I wonder if she got her job as a nurse from one of those jobbies on Jobland.

[–]keyl 3 points4 points ago

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[–]EdShea4 0 points1 point ago

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if i could id give this post extra upvotes

[–]ISHOTJAMC 7 points8 points ago

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I don't get it. Explain like I'm 5?

[–]bear_vs_anything 28 points29 points ago

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Reference to an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia titled "The Night Man Cometh." Charlie makes a musical. Pretty amazing.

[–]ISHOTJAMC 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you.

[–]FKRMunkiBoi 0 points1 point ago

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Even more amazing when you see them perform it live.

I last saw them live at a benefit for Haiti 2 years back at the Gibson Theater at Universal. Awesome.

[–]suprnvachk 14 points15 points ago

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The song first appears in S3 E9, entitled "Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person." The episode where he makes a musical out of it is later in the season.

[–]HannShotFirst 2 points3 points ago

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The musical is the last episode of season 4, actually.

[–]RedBearski 2 points3 points ago

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True. But, Charlie and Mac form a band in S3 E9 where Charlie sings a 'demo' if you will version of the song.

[–]HannShotFirst 4 points5 points ago

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...I know. I'm saying that

The episode where he makes a musical out of it

is not

later in the season.

but rather the next season.

[–]RedBearski 1 point2 points ago

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It sure is :)

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AMV_Ph34r 5 points6 points ago

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Two weeks ago I would not have understood this. Now I have seen so many episodes of that show I've lost count.

[–]rgerm 3 points4 points ago

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[–]casmafen 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Buttered_Penis 3 points4 points ago

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You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone!

[–]elcucuuuy 6 points7 points ago

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I almost pictured a scenario like this

[–]jopreff 4 points5 points ago

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I also thought of that.

[–]BabyBrown87 1 point2 points ago

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Did you know? The gang performed 'The Nightman Cometh' live in New York, Boston, Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Philly?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/It's_Always_Sunny_in_Philadelphia#section_9

[–]ax0ne 1 point2 points ago

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i like the dub step version of the song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_JUlXh7sP8

[–]nicm125 1 point2 points ago

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She's a master of pilates, and sponge baths, for everyone

[–]lookatbanner 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed entirely too hard at this. This is why I shouldn't browse Reddit at work. Also, I'm a nurse, interestingly enough.

[–]gildedbat 0 points1 point ago

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That is pretty good! I got all excited and was about to send it to my Mom, who is a nurse, but then I realized that she wouldn't get it.

[–]suppliesparty21 0 points1 point ago

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I was that little nurse, that little baby nuurse was meeeeee

[–]latinlovermike 0 points1 point ago

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Bravo! First thing to actually make me laugh out loud today... and I've been browsing reddit since this morning.

[–]overdramaticker 0 points1 point ago

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I definitely watched this very episode last night, I've been humming it to myself all day.

[–]thascoopy 0 points1 point ago

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She's a master of katate and friendship for everyone!!!

[–]allyfizzle 0 points1 point ago

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umphreys mcgee has songs called day nurse and night nurse.

[–]danisepic 0 points1 point ago

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You nearly made me LOL in the back of class. Well done madam.

[–]one57blue 0 points1 point ago

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Saw Night Nurse and thought of Gregory Issac's song. Guess I was confused because I don't watch it's all sunny. I had to figure that out from comment context.

[–]simplyshnazzy 0 points1 point ago

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the only song i know how to play on the piano, 1. youtube it, 2. learn it, 3. before busting out a plan B at a party play this, 4. bang the waitress

[–]gockets 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you. This made me laugh so hard.

[–]bkanber 0 points1 point ago

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"Planner of the care" really got me

[–]wrecklessintent 0 points1 point ago

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Champion of the young! ohh uh AHHHH!

[–]RobEBud 0 points1 point ago

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You win the RobEBud award for greatest thing.

[–]Plexicraft 0 points1 point ago

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I love this so much

[–]19southmainco 0 points1 point ago

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that's two it's always sunny references i've seen on reddit today. that is not a bad thing!

[–]VolatileChemical 0 points1 point ago

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Thirty-four patients died that day due to the confusion resulting from that sign. But it was worth it.

[–]1zzy_5tardust 0 points1 point ago

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...oh sweet Jesus Im crying its so good...though never try to look at this while in the middle of class...

[–]jprothro89 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhhh, I saw this a few weeks ago...but I wasn't on reddit yet. For shame

[–]tobiov 0 points1 point ago

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AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME.

[–]i_think_you_reposted 0 points1 point ago

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I think you reposted.

[–]Calderac 0 points1 point ago

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My friend keeps singing this lately. Oddly relevant to my life.

[–]jbrand1 0 points1 point ago

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Is it almost mothers day already?

[–]a_fig_newton 0 points1 point ago

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MASTER OF SYRINGES AND HEAT PADS FOR EVERYONE

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

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[–]StampedPuppy 0 points1 point ago

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My friends and I occasionally burst into singing this. It usually starts with me just singing "dayman" and the rest follow suit ha

[–]thekind253 0 points1 point ago

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Master of karate and friendship for everyone

[–]_TrollToll_ 0 points1 point ago

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I approve of this.

[–]hippieswordfish 0 points1 point ago

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i totally read "Day Nurse" in the style of the song before i even clicked the link. WIN

[–]shortystack 0 points1 point ago

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Already been posted, nice try, it's still funny.

[–]TurboFalcon 0 points1 point ago

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Listen, I am high right now. Can someone PLEASE explain this to me? Because I literally cannot comprehend it.

[–]JDezzle -3 points-2 points ago

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Best reddit post ever.

[–]Alkaline84 -1 points0 points ago

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AMAZING!!!

[–]TokinTortis -1 points0 points ago

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Awesome.

[–]mylomusic -2 points-1 points ago

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Ah. Yes. In a couple of hours I will see this in the frontpage. I can smell it.

[–]svintojon -2 points-1 points ago

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Master of karate and free drugs for everyone!

[–]BobTheLog -2 points-1 points ago

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Champion of syringes!

[–]BenderTheOffender314 -3 points-2 points ago

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i approve this mesasge

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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And yours is a repost too. Grow the fuck up.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You're apparently terrible at searching: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/nx7vy/recently_was_in_the_hospital_and_this_was_beside/

If someone steals a picture that you took or created, reposts it and hits the frontpage, you might have a right to complain. Finding a funny picture online and posting it entitles you to nothing, particularly because there's an incredibly high chance that it's already been posted to reddit at least once.