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[–]Astrodogg 89 points90 points ago

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My favorite Facebook argument:

http://i.imgur.com/f3DMm.jpg

[–]pizzaparty183 29 points30 points ago

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don't know whether to laugh or weep for humanity

[–]StealthGhost 26 points27 points ago

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[–]PartyBusGaming 2 points3 points ago

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That.... that's beautiful!

[–]Corvuss 30 points31 points ago

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Laugh at humanity.

[–]MBuddah 14 points15 points ago

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then weep for that fetus.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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the world is a comedy to those who think and a trajedy to those who feel

[–]Jfolcik 1 point2 points ago

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Whoa.

[–]dinkynugz 1 point2 points ago

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+.5 for your comment, +.5 for your username

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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haha it took me a second to figure out what was significant about my username. i grant you .33 for your comment .33 for your username, and .33 to go get yourself a decent haitcut.

[–]pizzaparty183 0 points1 point ago

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i like this. is that all you?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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no this is not me. its a quote i like. i read it somewhere, also joe rogan used it in a documentary on the prohibition of marijuana. i looked it up, horace walpole is the originator. ill have to read some of his work.

[–]sulubster 0 points1 point ago

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DENY AFFILIATION!

[–]ThaiSweetChilli 6 points7 points ago

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Is there a follow-up?

[–]BUfels 2 points3 points ago

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That's the best thing I've ever read.

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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Shit. That kid has no chance.

[–]jbonola 0 points1 point ago

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Brad is just a poor guy who let his dick do the thinking and ended up sticking it in a whole mess of crazy bitch, I mourn for this poor man

[–]Caleo 30 points31 points ago

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[–]NoVaGuy 9 points10 points ago

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This is what I do.

[–]Fire_Man 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]pseudolobster 24 points25 points ago

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We should have a subreddit devoted to posting the same picture over and over with different titles.

[–]dickvandike 14 points15 points ago

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but then there would be no more reddit

[–]pseudolobster 14 points15 points ago

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Actually it just occurred to me that's exactly what /r/adviceanimals is.

[–]Black_Apalachi 3 points4 points ago

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I thought that was the joke.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Can't tell if OP was serious, or if it was supposed to be a joke.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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So, like the front page?

[–]iamnoss 3 points4 points ago

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I got in a Facebook argument once, and it resulted in a police interview.

Facebook. Not even once.

[–]Boltsfan55 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a backstory?

[–]iamnoss 1 point2 points ago

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Not one which would be worth going in to detail about. Basically just started throwing insults at the guy after he called me a faggot, and he called the police after I jokingly threatened to do the same. Not one of my proudest moments.

[–]Boltsfan55 0 points1 point ago

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Dang. How did it all end up? We're you fined or anything?

[–]iamnoss 1 point2 points ago

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Nah, I was only 15 at the time, I don't think it was added to any permanent records. They just told me that they understood that it was a stupid argument, and warned me not to do it again.

[–]l33tb3rt 0 points1 point ago

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What is the "not even once" drug? Is it meth? I bet it's meth.

[–]iamnoss 0 points1 point ago

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Paracetamol

[–]bobbieluvsya 0 points1 point ago

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I got in a facebook argument once, and it resulted in me finding my current boyfriend. It was about Pokemon, though, so I don't think it counts.

[–]FrenchOrange 3 points4 points ago

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Same goes for Reddit arguments, "you said something calm and rational but didn't take my side? DOWNVOTE" I have learnt to just not take part anymore.

[–]southpaw1983 2 points3 points ago

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It should read, "People who get involved in League of Legends arguments".

[–]responds_in_verse 10 points11 points ago

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9/11, Palestine
moral values in decline
atheism, politicking, NSA bugs

Strip searches, TSA
soldiers who are also gay
SOPA, PIPA, CISPA, IFA, legalize drugs

Reason Rally, Reverend Wright
women's reproductive reproductive rights
Ron Paul, cartels, what to do with stem cells

Romney and Obamacare,
Trayvon Martin, school prayer,
Joseph Kony 2012, tell your friends they'll burn in hell!

We didn't stop the fire...

[–]ArcticSpaceman 0 points1 point ago

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Fun fact, pointing out that KONY 2012 was slick marketing bullshit on Facebook and citing sources for my arguments netted me 100+ comments of arguing between friends (multiple on my side and opposing).

Good times.

[–]PartyBusGaming 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was

"We didn't start the fire"

[–]responds_in_verse 2 points3 points ago

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I meant that in spite of our fervent concern,
the relevant "fire" continues to burn.
It's great that you guys are all musical nerds,
but the point of this post is to change up the words.

[–]Melkor765 0 points1 point ago

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"Start the fire", excellent execution though!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Only if there's kerosene in the bucket...

[–]OmnomoBoreos 3 points4 points ago

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Took the letters right out of my fingertips.

[–]Payne4 3 points4 points ago

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That one guy who posts once and watches the whole post blow up.

[–]keith_weaver 1 point2 points ago

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Oops, nope, that was my gasoline....

[–]speakenglishinwhat 2 points3 points ago

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Damnit Josh!

[–]SimilarImage 8 points9 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
3 months nosefart How I feel when casting my upvote or downvote. here 15 270
4 months Trinexx56 how i feel when i downvote something on the front page [FIXED] here 213 1032
4 months crank1978 I got this! here 49 674

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[–]Trinexx56 2 points3 points ago

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Ah, memories... the first time I intentionally aggravated the hivemind. I still have people who stalk my profile and comment on almost everything I post.

[–]-Gavin 3 points4 points ago

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Basically the whole of r/atheism

[–]WiretapStudios 2 points3 points ago

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I'd like to know more about this atheist hole.

[–]teious 0 points1 point ago

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My bowl usually contains alcohol.

[–]AssMolasses 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one whose friends aren't lame enough to argue on Facebook?

[–]Boltsfan55 0 points1 point ago

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Probably. Most of my friends aren't retards so they don't argue over Facebook but there are still two or three who seem to think Facebook is for starting shit with everybody else.

[–]DoctorWizard 0 points1 point ago

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You sure that's not a bucket of gas?

[–]JarlaxleForPresident 0 points1 point ago

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Flameo.

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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I think I've engaged in maybe one or two arguments/debates on facebook and I spend the next two weeks cringing in regret. Oh god why...

[–]mikethebike96 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he's in a puts on sunglasses hell of a situation.

[–]l33tb3rt 0 points1 point ago

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Facebook arguments are really fun. Especially when you get to air out people's dirty laundry that is public knowledge, but isn't widely shared. Got to drop the "when do I get to stone you for not being a virgin at marriage, as Deuteronomy says I can" during a gay marriage debate. I don't give a fuck, they are hilarious. Especially when you make someone cry about it.

[–]issius 0 points1 point ago

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Jokes on you. That's a bucket of gasoline.

[–]bananapanther 0 points1 point ago

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That's a bucket of gasoline right?

[–]Kijad 0 points1 point ago

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Plot twist: It's gasoline, not water.

[–]calm_collective 0 points1 point ago

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I've been on Facebook for around 5 years and have yet to see any of my friends arguing on there. Do you guys add idiots to Facebook for the sole reason of making fun of them on here?

[–]grizzlymann 0 points1 point ago

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A bucket of gas should do the trick.

[–]joshing_slocum 0 points1 point ago

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Gasoline?

[–]AtTheLeftThere 0 points1 point ago

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People who repost old pics on Reddit.

[–]Crunchitize_Me_Capn 0 points1 point ago*

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Bastard was probably the one that started it in the first place

[–]Sparrowlet 0 points1 point ago

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Facebook arguments can be very amusing. I avoid them at all cost. You never know when some loon will haul of and actually DO something like that!

[–]wotutalkinabaaat 0 points1 point ago

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that liquid is gasolene

[–]AtTheLeftThere -1 points0 points ago

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as opposed to solid gasoline?

[–]pizzaparty183 2 points3 points ago

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is it possible to have solid gasoline? like if it was really really cold

[–]Eats_Beef_Steak 0 points1 point ago

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You can't freeze gasoline...silly child

[–]pizzaparty183 0 points1 point ago

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too bad, that would be so cool

[–]AtTheLeftThere 0 points1 point ago

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I don't believe so, tbh. But I'm not a chemical engineer, just an electrical one ;)

[–]issius 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. Just not at a temperature that you will be able to survive.

[–]bmcelwee -1 points0 points ago

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On an unrelated note: Anyone else think that guy looks vaguely like Santorum?

[–]foster626 -3 points-2 points ago

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repost ...

[–]Boltsfan55 2 points3 points ago

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I've read something somewhere dealing with bitching about reposts... Hmm where was that again?...

[–]Bae6[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I will admit that the picture has been already posted, but with a different title, giving it a completely different meaning. You could argue that every meme is a re-post, but people don't do that now, do they.