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[–]Jackle13 50 points51 points ago

Do you work for Cyanide and Happiness? The style is similar.

[–]EricksA2[S] 59 points60 points ago

I made all my comics for the C&H forums.

[–]RapineCarnage 26 points27 points ago

Link dat shit!

[–]Fillup231 14 points15 points ago

Relevant (Made by OP)

[–]EricksA2[S] 8 points9 points ago

Thanks

[–]Shadownhero -1 points0 points ago

lmfao

[–]corporateswine 12 points13 points ago

This reminds me of that part in Van Wilder with the bulldog. I still can't watch that scene without gagging.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 2 points3 points ago

[–]EricksA2[S] 2 points3 points ago

Oh god. I know I shouldn't be the one to say this, but that was disgusting. I hadn't seen that until today. Not a fan of National Lampoon after Chevy.

[–]Mharbles 2 points3 points ago

None of the Jackass movies made me gag. That scene did, they were enjoying those eclairs way too much.

[–]SourCreamWater 8 points9 points ago

These pretzels...ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!

[–]eandi 13 points14 points ago

Make an imgur album! More comics!

[–]frotorious 6 points7 points ago

Only criticism: many people will read the two phrases in the second panel out of order.

Only praise: shit's awesome bro.

[–]TheMeatball 2 points3 points ago

Agree. That threw me off too. That's like Comics 101.

[–]thesomedude777 5 points6 points ago

NEVER ATTENDING CHURCH BAKE SALE AGAIN.

[–]PabbleDabble 5 points6 points ago

That's my blood.

What's in this wine? It's delicious.

It's like F7U12 all over again.

[–]Smednevi 9 points10 points ago

Even though this is a comic... part of me still feels like comic sans is out of place.

[–]bsmith84 3 points4 points ago

COMIC SAAAAAANS. It's always out of place.

[–]EricksA2[S] 2 points3 points ago

Sorry about that. I made all of my comics in that font.

Back then, comic sans = comedic genius. I've learned since then.

[–]Ikronix 3 points4 points ago

And this lemonade is awesome too!

[–]nanatheterrible 0 points1 point ago

mh sweet lemonade

[–]tanu24 1 point2 points ago

Is Jesus wearing a gardening hat?

[–]down_by_the_river 1 point2 points ago

Jesus Juice!

[–]directhex 1 point2 points ago

Honestly, this is pretty good. Kudos to you, sir.

[–]ElBobo 2 points3 points ago

TIL there is a subreddit for people who hate themselves.

[–]zetversus 2 points3 points ago

Pretty much 95% of the subreddits fall under that category.

[–]ElBobo 0 points1 point ago

Or is it 95% of people?

[–]merebrillante 2 points3 points ago

You should def post this in r/atheism.

[–]Boltsfan55 6 points7 points ago

It doesn't have anything to do with atheism. Trust me, they don't want it there.

[–]Buttered_Penis 0 points1 point ago

I think they'd love it. And a lot of the shit on /r/atheism isn't actually related to atheism per-say.

[–]merebrillante -2 points-1 points ago

Too late.

[–]TheBrainofBrian 21 points22 points ago

I thought only screencaps of biting sarcastic replies to Facebook status updates got posted on r/atheism.

[–]LittleSisterCody 8 points9 points ago

So brave.

[–]TheBrainofBrian 6 points7 points ago

Thank you. It took courage, but I finally made a joke about r/atheism.

[–]tagrav 3 points4 points ago

I'm upvoting.

This one shows promise. Must keep you out of oblivion.

[–]merebrillante 1 point2 points ago

No. You should look at r/atheism. Many other types of posts there, including serious personal discussions. Have a nice day!

[–]happiness_isawarmgun 0 points1 point ago

lol thats fucking funny, upvote to you OP!

[–]Jayrayxxx 0 points1 point ago

Yea we're all goin to hell. I'll make sure it's nice and comfy when we get there :D

[–]Pyloink 0 points1 point ago

Comic...Sans. Duh Duh Duh!

[–]TeamVlad 0 points1 point ago

I laughed :(

[–]cgfromtexas 0 points1 point ago

[–]shift_box -3 points-2 points ago

Comic Sans ಠ_ಠ

[–]jillyboooty 9 points10 points ago

Well it is a comic.

[–]shift_box 0 points1 point ago

ehhhh...I want to accept that response, but I don't.

[–]cclementi6 -2 points-1 points ago

That is, of course, only if you believe in transubstantiation. Freaking Catholics.

[–]PhoenixAvenger 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, because symbolically eating someone's flesh and drinking their blood isn't weird either...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

watched a movie recently about vikings in north america.

There was a line in it about christians

"They're monstrous! They eat their own god! It's abominable!"

[–]Destati -3 points-2 points ago

jebus pls

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[–]bakedbrown 4 points5 points ago

Nope, wrong. The verb refers to the filling, not the eclairs. If you're going to be a Grammar Nazi, at least try to be right.