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[–]Uhrestdid_Dvelopmint 88 points89 points ago

Hey Papa Smurf can I lick your ass? Yeah Lick MY ASS BITCH!

[–]montroller 28 points29 points ago

Oh to be 12 on Kazaa again.

[–]stickybuds420 6 points7 points ago

that song is forever burned into my head

[–]SiddarthaVader 4 points5 points ago

For great Justice! Thanks for making me lolstalgia hard as fuck

[–]papasmurf255 2 points3 points ago

Yes. Gently and slowly, with care.

[–]HowsItBeenBen 1 point2 points ago

hey Kobe, you next. Tell me how my ass tastes!

[–]wheeler99 1 point2 points ago

LICK A LICK A LICK A MY ASS BITCH -

[–]twilightcatlady 1 point2 points ago

Ohmygosh. I remember that.

[–]omiyage 5 points6 points ago

[–]FuckingFolkMusic 1 point2 points ago

you, sir, are my hero. I love that movie.

[–]Fuddle 5 points6 points ago

[–]dachusa 9 points10 points ago

[–]aanthon1 14 points15 points ago

[–]Fishwelder 9 points10 points ago

[–]bojack2424 1 point2 points ago

make the font easier to see

[–]Fishwelder 1 point2 points ago

I didn't make it.

[–]Bilibond -2 points-1 points ago

Nice .gif but it runs a little long.

[–]w0bb 1 point2 points ago

Sorry captain pedantic.

[–]AshsToAshs 4 points5 points ago

MARON!

[–]Propolandante 0 points1 point ago

MARON

[–]Stuewe 0 points1 point ago

That is EXACTLY what it needed.

[–]Chibbox 0 points1 point ago

Browsed comments to find this.

[–]geoffacakes 2 points3 points ago

Maybe they licked out a blue waffle?

[–]Troobs 2 points3 points ago

I can easily imagine a Brazzers logo top left.

[–]Paramorgue 0 points1 point ago

Yup, I request a Brazzers logo! Provide me with one!

[–]sarcaster632 1 point2 points ago

I've never understood this joke. Is Papa Smurf's semen blue? Does he have a terrible skin disease that comes off only on contact with saliva? TELL ME INTERNETS.

[–]bacon_cake -1 points0 points ago

Pretty sure it's a blowjob joke.

[–]catnipassian 1 point2 points ago*

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/1294413/Papa/ I lied. This is what it is referencing. This is a video from pre-meme funny junk.

[–]CoupledPerfect 1 point2 points ago

Really? You must laugh at every thing.

[–]seluropnek 1 point2 points ago

Creative title.

[–]djspacebunny 1 point2 points ago

I used to wear blue lipstick in high school... People would constantly make fun of me telling me I "blew Papa Smurf". Whatever.

[–]Jeffroiscool 1 point2 points ago

I guess big smurf got even bigger for just a while.

[–]shroomtat 0 points1 point ago

[–]LowDownDirtyMeme 0 points1 point ago

Girl, you got smurfing smurfed!

[–]charlie_xavier 0 points1 point ago

I think papa smurf would look more freaked out about the fact that his dick was bleeding.

[–]BassDestroyer 0 points1 point ago

So that's how they got free tickets to Blue Mans Group.

[–]stingertorra 0 points1 point ago

They must have been taking Rohypnol

[–]Mental_Smurf 0 points1 point ago

I approve of this.

[–]AshsToAshs 0 points1 point ago

I LAUGHED AT THIS TOO!

[–]benny98 0 points1 point ago

The number of times I have seen this picture on reddit is too damn high.

[–]fiskis 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of a spanish porno. I dont wanna be the one who links to porn, so feel free to search for "The Smurf fuckfeast" at google

[–]robbykooch 0 points1 point ago

There's three members of the Blue Man Group....

[–]bosshogg0911 0 points1 point ago

We are the Pepper (Ass) Pirates, Achoo. Achoo. Achoo

[–]Rekesh 0 points1 point ago

I came here for the Smurf Shot. Left disappointed.

[–]ChickenFingaz 0 points1 point ago

damn, that picture was MAD FUNNY!

[–]Mcleod21 0 points1 point ago

he did the middle one first, the left one second, then ran outta juice on the third

[–]3kaufmann 0 points1 point ago

All it needs is a BRAZZERS logo.

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

Hey, guess what?

I laughed too!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

-papa smurf can I lick your a** -Yea! Lick my a** b**ch

[–]sexybassbuddha 0 points1 point ago

Smurfs are asexual. Haven't you ever seen Donnie Darko?

[–]p7679 0 points1 point ago

Childhood ruined

[–]X-02 0 points1 point ago

LICK LICK LICK MY ASS BITCH!!!!

[–]aliendanceparty 0 points1 point ago

Thats why they call him papa

[–]TheBurntToast 0 points1 point ago

How many smurfs did they have to blow?

[–]FapDifficultyMeter 0 points1 point ago

10

[–]AshsToAshs 1 point2 points ago

Pfff, you're not trying hard enough.

[–]whitewarrior -1 points0 points ago

came in for brazzers logo, leaving disappointed

[–]jzerocoolj 1 point2 points ago

[–]whitewarrior 2 points3 points ago

Good work, sir.

[–]Sgt_Soggybottoms -2 points-1 points ago

still a better love story than twilight

[–]captain_toenail -1 points0 points ago

Blue seaman raises further questions about the already baffling smurf physiology, does the blue skin relate to the contents of the air where they live or the exclusive diet of smurf berries? The only things we know for sure are they can be eaten or transmuted into gold. I'm afraid this wont bring us any closer to the answer to the big question. What colour do they go when you choke them?

[–]PinkDevil 4 points5 points ago

I don't think any of them being a seaman has anything to do with their physiolological make up. Unless there's some sort of pigment changing fish.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Blue Seaman... The Blue seaman, sounds like a shitty band from the 60's

[–]RampagingDragon 1 point2 points ago

Well, if they were on a boat, they would all be blue seaman.

[–]Smokescr33n -2 points-1 points ago

Smurf yeah!

[–]keiser_soze_ -2 points-1 points ago

congrats- you've seen Slammin Salmon and used their joke. how does it feel?

[–]Tomuchan 0 points1 point ago

This picture has been posted everywhere on the internet since 2007 or so. If anything, slammin salmon reused this joke.

[–]Geler 0 points1 point ago

This Joke has been said by every teenagers since there is blue popsicles.