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The Gym (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Gerodog 235 points236 points ago

I don't even care if it's true or not

[–]strallus 166 points167 points ago

This one actually sounds plausible. OP fit all the criteria for being a faggot with his dick between his legs and his heart on his ass.

[–]Flash_Johnson 68 points69 points ago

where the fuck is YOUR dick bro?

[–]FatGuyANALLIttlecoat/ck/ 24 points25 points ago

not between my legs--slightly in front I hope.

[–]rick_flair_chop 10 points11 points ago

my dick is in your mothers mouth

[–]thePROJECTION/vg/ 42 points43 points ago

0/10

Try harder, faggot.

[–]stewyman 20 points21 points ago

exactly what your mother said

[–]RetroViruses/d/ 6 points7 points ago

Bottom of my left foot.

[–]gargamak/v/ 3 points4 points ago

MY FACE.

DEAL WITH IT.

[–]wubbwubb 9 points10 points ago

Do you really think people would go on the internet and lie?

[–]Snapples 9 points10 points ago

some of these are true?

[–]Gerodog 3 points4 points ago

None of the ones posted here are (spaghetti etc) but some of the beta-male stories on /b/ seem at least plausible.

[–]Persiankobra 302 points303 points ago

The sprinting away killed me

[–]Retawekaj 216 points217 points ago

R.I.P.

[–]pandatits 34 points35 points ago

Im not sure if he really died

[–]wasdy1 45 points46 points ago

He did on the inside.

[–]Dashing_Haberdasher 24 points25 points ago

Aren't we all dead on the inside?

[–]Do5e 11 points12 points ago

Guys?

[–]thePROJECTION/vg/ 8 points9 points ago

Wait...where the fuck am I? Is this limbo?

[–]smififty/b/ 3 points4 points ago

This better not be limbo, my back is out.

[–]Persiankobra 1 point2 points ago

Dude what if it was me writing all these replys to my own original comment... just to look cool on the internet

[–]smififty/b/ 1 point2 points ago

Because there are people who turn off the subreddit style and able to see peoples user-names.

[–]Burtyy -1 points0 points ago

Nigger

[–]black_metal_dog/mu/ 5 points6 points ago

REST IN FUCKING PEACE MAN... GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE

[–]Phish777/mu/ 94 points95 points ago

I thought he was going to pretend his car was stolen

[–]tie_me_down 54 points55 points ago

I thought she was going to be a Loch Ness Monster. I am so glad to be wrong.

[–]Cronyx/g/ 12 points13 points ago

He wore sweat pants to the gym, had no wallet. He couldnt give her tree fiddy. :(

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

What kind of faggot wears sweatpants to a gym. You gotta wear shorts to maximize your range of motion.

[–]GhostGuy 4 points5 points ago

Tell that to the pro bodybuilders that wear sweats and a hoodie to the gym.

(I wear shorts though. Because fuck, man, I got the legs for it.

[–]ColCabbage 0 points1 point ago

people with hideous cankles.

[–]chrisn654 0 points1 point ago

I thought he was gonna steal one

[–]jaystop 30 points31 points ago

Brilliant.

[–]i_rape_moms 68 points69 points ago

should've stole a car.

beta as fuck

[–]Coloneljesus 25 points26 points ago

beta as fuck

[–]hicksi 65 points66 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/2X9Zi.gif

[–]MosquitoSenorito 24 points25 points ago

gamma as fuck

[–]madeintheuk 13 points14 points ago

He should of screamed "KEEP UP, YA CUNT".

[–]RGT42 21 points22 points ago

Fuckin smooth bro

shit's hilarious

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Delta as fuck.

[–]Nefeera 33 points34 points ago

Alpha as fuck.

[–]iamnotfromtexas90 5 points6 points ago

I was waiting for the end he would scream, "WTF? WTF is my car?! Someone must have stolen it!"

[–]Amp3r 7 points8 points ago

Spaghetti, shit, dinosaurs

[–]RetroViruses/d/ 4 points5 points ago

Here's an idea; pay for a fucking taxi.

[–]Homai 13 points14 points ago

Iama request: The girl that got left in the rain.

[–]drockers 3 points4 points ago

Why not just lie and say it got stolen.

[–]wing3d 3 points4 points ago

If you were a electronic device you would be a betamax player.

[–]hellcrapdamn 6 points7 points ago

You were supposed to act like you Lamborghini was stolen. Noob.

[–]Archenoth 7 points8 points ago

Epsilon as fuck.

[–]Jeterson 2 points3 points ago

That hurt.

[–]charleattack 26 points27 points ago

I fucking lol'd thanks op.

[–]_RickAstley 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Bodie1550 5 points6 points ago

Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive. Sir Walter Scott

Just tell the truth.

[–]strallus 5 points6 points ago

Faggot.

[–]speck_ 1 point2 points ago

He couldn't say something along the lines of "Oh, I forgot I didn't drive today"?

[–]FuarkBrah 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit, the comments on /r/4chan are just as bad as on 9gag.

[–]Kuusou 3 points4 points ago

Spaghetti? Bears? Gamestop?

Nope, he just runs away.

[–]Fishtails 1 point2 points ago

Zeta as fuck.

[–]DutchmanDavid 0 points1 point ago

Omega as fuck

FTFY

[–]Fishtails 0 points1 point ago

That's not the next letter in the alphabet though.

[–]DutchmanDavid 0 points1 point ago

No, but it's the last.

[–]Fishtails 0 points1 point ago

This is true.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Yes this could definitely happen to a boy at 17.

[–]dlefnemulb_rima 0 points1 point ago

That's the most retarded lie to get trapped in ever xD

[–]POLAR_BEAR_SHIET 0 points1 point ago

what? is that the end of the story?

[–]yourpants 0 points1 point ago

should've pretended your car was stolen, then you'd get a sympathy fuck

[–]MetsaFirez/b/ 0 points1 point ago

i just shit my pants from laughing so hard-- fuck

[–]cosby_sweatshirt 0 points1 point ago

Hahhahahahahaahhhaa tooo funny Fucking genius, my hat's off to you friend. :)

[–]Diraga 0 points1 point ago

"What the... Where the fuck did my car go?!"

[–]bob4job 0 points1 point ago

tried to be alpha. was beta.

[–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz/sp/ 0 points1 point ago

Omega as fuck

[–]Fishtails 2 points3 points ago

Too soon

[–]WATUP_BRAH 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure a lot of users on Reddit would do the same.

[–]cryingeyes -2 points-1 points ago

Needs more watery diarrhea.

[–]johulu 1 point2 points ago

For some reason I pictured Michael Cera the whole time.

[–]S489 0 points1 point ago

Tau as fuck.

[–]CarthageForever -3 points-2 points ago

Beta as fuck.

[–]madagent/vg/ -4 points-3 points ago

I the OP was going to say his car was stolen and call the police.

[–]traken 6 points7 points ago

Fucking Dane Cook.

[–]hydromorphone -1 points0 points ago

is the shittiest fucking "comedian" alive

IF I MOVE AROUND LOTS AND TALK LOUD AND FAST THEY'LL THINK I'M FUNNY

[–]ProlapsedPineal -2 points-1 points ago

Nerds.

[–]brandonhicks13 -1 points0 points ago

you coulda been all like were the fuck is my car

[–]Lewke -2 points-1 points ago

OP is a faggot.

[–]uhLOL/r9k/[S] 0 points1 point ago

well duh

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