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[–]LudwigVonMeatwagon 7 points8 points ago

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Go around the outside, just inside the welded edge.

[–]twoclose 3 points4 points ago

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yes! this! with scissors & this method they're really pretty easy to open

[–]Big_Fish79 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly, I have never understood why these were such a pain to so many people. Are there really that many people out there without common sense?

[–]Bleemo 2 points3 points ago

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it looks like you tried to cut into the actual bluetooth adaptor..

[–]STUTTERCUNT 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Jose_Madden 2 points3 points ago

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That's because you're doing it all wrong.

[–]Hit-Enter-Too-Soon 1 point2 points ago

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I recently read that you can use a can opener to open those packages... but it didn't specify how you would go about that.

[–]Gonazar 1 point2 points ago

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[–]hepalopala 1 point2 points ago

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If you get your a finger in the hook hole up the top then you can just rip it open. I do it and it works every time.

[–]PlumDrop 0 points1 point ago

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I do the same but I squeeze the sides first.

[–]muzza001 1 point2 points ago

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[–]McAwsom 1 point2 points ago

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go out and buy a pair of Fiskars & rejoice in decent scissors that you'll save for decent occasions. now crack open that plastic bullshit with a box cutter, just like you would a trick-ass ho

[–]SouthlandScion 0 points1 point ago

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I want to kill whoever invented right handed scissors.

[–]AliceBasil 0 points1 point ago

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I think his son goes to my college

[–]Darwinist 0 points1 point ago

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Razor or boxcutter work wonders.

[–]Andy284 0 points1 point ago

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Rage wrap. I hate that stuff.

[–]Foxk 0 points1 point ago

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Same exact thing happened to me yesterday, only it was a co-workers scissors.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I did a college paper on this 'Clamshell packaging'. It is responsible for quite a few injuries every year. I hate that shit.

[–]AyeVii 0 points1 point ago

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I knew this was gonna be clamshell packaging before I even opened the image. I hate that shit. ಠ_ಠ

[–]surebudd 0 points1 point ago

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Why would you buy a BT 2.1 dongle when BT 4.0 is out....

[–]i_like_cake897 0 points1 point ago

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I think you're doing it wrong.

[–]heislookingatgrief 0 points1 point ago*

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Use a can opener! Trust me!

Edit: clarity

[–]MDef255 0 points1 point ago

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You fool! Never cut towards the merch! I always just cut the very top off then pry it apart from there. Or just part the plastic and see if said item will simply fall out.

[–]classypanda 0 points1 point ago

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Your scissors suck.

[–]Fusorfodder 0 points1 point ago

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Get an OpenIt!

These things are amazingly handy.