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[–]suppliesparty21 22 points23 points ago

bitches love cocks

[–]collinse90 7 points8 points ago

Chicks love watching bitches love cock.

[–]JavaMoose 19 points20 points ago

[–]KingDogegg 12 points13 points ago

Yes! Finally my name can come of age!

[–]Sorry_I_asked 2 points3 points ago

Which came first??!!!

[–]KingDogegg -1 points0 points ago

I see what you did there... I've been 'dogegg' for some time - originates from a stand up comedian i saw describing dog shit

[–]Sorry_I_asked 0 points1 point ago

Sorry I asked

[–]PocketNicks 5 points6 points ago

Must...hatch...puppy...

[–]rose_quartz 3 points4 points ago

You know that chick's staring at the pup thinking "soon...".

[–]redkey42 1 point2 points ago

This hen looks not the least bit confused. Everyone loves puppies!

[–]Dev1l5Adv0cat3 1 point2 points ago

Must be all that prozac and caffeine

[–]MrBeardFist 0 points1 point ago

Seeing what I've seen today on Reddit I half expect the chicken to eat the dog or something.

[–]4ever1 0 points1 point ago

chic: "bitch.."

[–]tofagerl 0 points1 point ago

That feeling when you come back from the bathroom and Hitler took your seat...?

[–]Uhrestdid_Dvelopmint 0 points1 point ago

That looks incredibly comfy and cozy.

[–]newguy25 0 points1 point ago

If it fits, I sits.

[–]11975321 0 points1 point ago

It's super effective

[–]landragoran 0 points1 point ago

[–]exiledprime 0 points1 point ago

As long as it's consensual

[–]boomer98 0 points1 point ago

aaaannnndddd cue that one part from Tom and Jerry that most of you don't remember but I do...

[–]YKWDPM 0 points1 point ago

If it fits I sits.

[–]NoUrImmature -1 points0 points ago

Even though this picture is reposted every couple weeks, I do not have the heart to ever downvote it.