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[–]Propolandante 28 points29 points ago

Batman is about as good at comedy as Liam Neeson

[–]VerbalKryptonite 11 points12 points ago

"I've got full-blown AIDS"

Came here to see if this joke had been made. Was not disappointed.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

its because its the punchline....

[–]parastie 1 point2 points ago

Full-blown AIDS is not a medical term. There are specific stages and classifications. Educate yourself. http://www.aidsetc.org/aidsetc?page=cg-205_hiv_classification

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[–]parastie 0 points1 point ago*

I'll agree that it's a common phrase, however it is not a medical term and I would never use it with a patient. I don't know a doctor that would.

EDIT: you're the first person I've added to my friends list, just because you added the disclaimer.

[–]missingreel 12 points13 points ago

I am reminded of the College Humor sketch where Batman encounters the Riddler.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVW6SH2bjYQ

[–]trousershorts 0 points1 point ago

All those batman sketches are pure gold!

[–]Redkasquirrel 0 points1 point ago

holy shit lol

[–]cptincredble 0 points1 point ago

BULLETS, THE ANSWER IS BULLETS!

[–]RepostSource 44 points45 points ago

Can also be found at the following:

title comnts points age /r/
Troll Batman 30coms 667pts 6mos funny
Knock knock.... 0coms 47pts 16dys funny
No wonder why The Joker and Batman never got along... 2coms 10pts 1yr reddit.com
Every time, omegle. Every time. 2coms 16pts 6mos funny
BAH-DUM-TISS 0coms 1pt 14dys funny
Don't worry... he will come 9coms 187pts 5mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]WeekendWarrior25 24 points25 points ago

[–]r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK 9 points10 points ago

You are killing this guy's karma!

Thank you for doing God's work.

[–]bigairbrodeo 25 points26 points ago

dude, you just gave at least three fucks. c'mon. get your shit together.

[–]ENKC 0 points1 point ago

But wait, wouldn't that in itself require him to give a fuck? We're in grave danger of some recursive loop stuff going down here.

[–]solidnick 1 point2 points ago

I love this guy!

[–]Ecks-Nine 1 point2 points ago

If you're Batman, it doesn't matter who's there.

[–]strath_man 1 point2 points ago

It's funny because Heath Ledger is dead. Haha

[–]shootinputin 0 points1 point ago

because batman already knows who is behind the door.

[–]Polartch 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone actually say "Who's there?" when somebody knocks? Try it somewhere with a single person bathroom, ie Starbucks, and see how confused people get. "WHO'S THERE?!" "Um, what? I'M SORRY, OKAY?" Tis silly.

[–]scoooot 0 points1 point ago

Batman stole this joke from Marge Simpson.

[–]sorryimdrunk 0 points1 point ago

r/trees has ruined me. I read this and my brain made me see "10 guy."

[–]zsakuL 0 points1 point ago

Ah, had the same response when I was teaching my english-second-language-wife about knock knock jokes.

[–]Bichplese 0 points1 point ago

I was in all along

[–]furryplatypus 0 points1 point ago

I used to do this to people all the time in high school

[–]mysticdickstick 0 points1 point ago

hmm... why I never considered saying that.

[–]Not_My_Idea 0 points1 point ago

Why so serious?

[–]evil_wizard 0 points1 point ago

Come in who?

Your mom.

[–]sanias 1 point2 points ago

The cum box.

[–]Redkasquirrel 2 points3 points ago

Whom*

[–]EXAX 0 points1 point ago

Batman wants Joker to come in on him?

[–]insomattack -1 points0 points ago

Hehe. Amazing.

[–]justinkasereddditor -1 points0 points ago

nice

[–]DutchmanDavid -1 points0 points ago

I remember these images from 4chan back in 2008. Fun times.

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos -2 points-1 points ago

Did this happen in the movie? I can't really remember.

[–]mnq713 0 points1 point ago

I came here thinking the same thing.

[–]Izlude -2 points-1 points ago

I read that in their voices.

[–]SexuallyActiveSrCtzn 1 point2 points ago

I read it in your voice.

[–]sirin3 1 point2 points ago

I read it in my voice