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submitted 5 months ago by ForgottenPhoenix
[–]duskrunning 71 points72 points73 points 5 months ago
Based on my elementary understanding of cooties, he's calling a male buddy of his with whom he shares a G-rated eskimo brother relationship -
If it's a girl on the other line who he presumably kissed in an abashed manner (which led to his goofy grinning for long periods of time directly after until his mom asked him why he was smiling so much), it wouldn't make sense, since the girl already KNOWS she has cooties (even if she denies it like all girls do).
As any young boy knows, ALL girls have cooties, which is why as a precaution you should always get a cootie shot prior to initiating contact with one, no matter how sweet her smile may seem. Even if she shares her jell-o cup with you. And even if she stands up to the school bully for you.
Of course, our boy in question here clearly forgot to circle circle dot dot himself followed by circle circle square squaring to make sure he had it taken care of everywhere. It's unfortunate that he came upon a contagious case of the cooties, since there have been many documented cases of a young lad getting away with a quick peck on the cheek and escaping unharmed.
Luckily, his sense of brotherhood has led him to warn his fellow buddy who, too, has fallen to the amorous charm of this cootie-laden lassie.
That, at least, is the reasonable conclusion I'm drawing from this picture and the accompanying lines of text.
[–]Snow88 -3 points-2 points-1 points 5 months ago
Quite!
[–]vandrew13 -5 points-4 points-3 points 5 months ago
Or maybe he had been kissed by another girl who gave him cooties and he was letting the other know?
[–][deleted] 5 months ago
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[–]laserdr -2 points-1 points0 points 5 months ago
WTF is that crap in the box?
[–]afiser 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
It's a cum box.
[–]DarkLordStormy -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
It's jizz, man. It's all jizz.
[–]swimkid07 -4 points-3 points-2 points 5 months ago
I actually saw this earlier (unfortunately)...it was in the biggest secrets thread I believe. It's a cum box.
[–]YxesWfsn -7 points-6 points-5 points 5 months ago
I think after 9gag, /b/ has decided to raid reddit
[–]youdissagree -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
Nope, reddit all the way.
[–]Softy_K -3 points-2 points-1 points 5 months ago
Why?
[–]InvertedBladeScrape -8 points-7 points-6 points 5 months ago
Do you realize that it's crap like this that makes Reddit shit sometimes? I imagine you are a frequent user therefore you made an account but for the life of me I can not understand why you would want to shit where you sleep basically. You are just adding to the crap and not contributing anything of value. Seriously, Fuck you and fuck your account. Also, I'm neither going to upvote nor downvote. Just wanted to say fuck you.
[–]Reddidactyl -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
Can you explain what it was?
[–]InvertedBladeScrape 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Oh you mean the poster above? A Novelty Account that went by DownvoteMe or something and he just posted pics of the cumbox randomly. Just random. I became upset because It sucks seeing all of these accounts that take away from the conversation and just leave pollution basically.
[–]DoomNeck 28 points29 points30 points 5 months ago
"complaint about punchline being in title."
[–]newtothelyte 12 points13 points14 points 5 months ago
"Agreeance with your complaint, followed by a circlejerk of Reddiquette rules."
[–]SuperTurtle 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
"Me saying 'YOU HAD ONE JOB'"
[–]YxesWfsn 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
the fuck is going on with the comment karma in here? (;一_一)
[–]UpvoteMonster15 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
The Upvotemonster is being overwhelmed! I tried guys...I tried...its getting dark and...so cold
[–]DEMAG -22 points-21 points-20 points 5 months ago*
Your mom!
DO THE CIRCLEJERK BITCHES!
[–]Elysillia 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
Circle circle dot dot now you got the cootie shot. Circle circle square square now you got it everywhere.
[–]sme00 -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
Circle Circle Dot Dot... Stat!!!
[–]sme00 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
"circle circle dot dot, now you have a cootie shot!"... weren't you ever a kid???
[–]TheMadGeek -3 points-2 points-1 points 5 months ago
Karma massacre....
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 5 months ago
I was wondering why I was getting downvoted for stating a fact. This happened in another thread recently but I didn't realize it was happening in this thread cause I didn't check the thread until just now
[–]CodesStuff -13 points-12 points-11 points 5 months ago
Does anyone else remember the little rhyme that went with this? It was something like:
Circle, circle.
Dot, dot.
I'm HIV Positive.
[–]UpvoteMonster15 -13 points-12 points-11 points 5 months ago
We always did line, line, dot, dot. Maybe you're hiv positive because you did it wrong?
[–]CodesStuff -3 points-2 points-1 points 5 months ago
Holy shit. The downvote train his this thread lol.
[–]SirThomasFraterson -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
"rewrite ancient family guy joke here" ... Woah I made the front page
[–]Splintaytay -4 points-3 points-2 points 5 months ago
Seriously what's going on with all the comment downvotes?
[–]YxesWfsn -3 points-2 points-1 points 5 months ago
I think /b/ has raided reddit like they did with 9gag.
[–]xavis -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
if they want to raid a site like reddit, im pretty sure karma points is not the best target.
then agian, its /b/
[–]xTRUMANx -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
Hey guys I'm here for the karma party.
Wait a second, what kind of karma party is this?
[–]SpicyMeat-a-ball -16 points-15 points-14 points 5 months ago
This better end up on the front page
[–]aukatrau -2 points-1 points0 points 5 months ago
Hilarious
[–]lucw -2 points-1 points0 points 5 months ago
My new goal in life is to discover (or create if I have too) a new STD and then name it Cooties
[–]fireline12 -14 points-13 points-12 points 5 months ago
How is it possible for a post to have so many upvotes, and the comments to have none?
[–]xavis -11 points-10 points-9 points 5 months ago
the negative is strong in these comments.
[–]UpvoteMonster15 -10 points-9 points-8 points 5 months ago
I've been pretty frustrated because my internet connection is running shoddily and this just made me laugh pretty hard. Thanks.
[–]drfeelgood15 -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
really? I had one saying the baby had a rash (i.e. diaper rash) with the same punchline and didn't get half as much karma
[–]pepster -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago
what is this meme called? are there any more online?
[–]IGuessYourSkinColor -16 points-15 points-14 points 5 months ago
downvote all the comments!
[–]a55hol3 -7 points-6 points-5 points 5 months ago
Why is this funny? Doesn't it belong on a lame Facebook page?
[–]DretskesParadox -3 points-2 points-1 points 5 months ago
this image is just so funny, even without the words
[–]Farisr9k -3 points-2 points-1 points 5 months ago
The comments in this thread are literally Hitler.
[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points-1 points 5 months ago
does anyone else use the E-trade commerical baby's voice when they read these memes?
[–]Stone2Rock -3 points-2 points-1 points 5 months ago
I can never get enough of this meme.
[–]Exposedo -10 points-9 points-8 points 5 months ago
DOWNVOTE BRIGADE HAS STRUCK!
Relating to the picture, the girl on the end of the line said that it was probably that game of you show me mine and I'll show me yours. Or perhaps red-light green-light.
[–]rastashark -11 points-10 points-9 points 5 months ago
hahaha! well played!
[–]GRANDPA_CUMBOX -11 points-10 points-9 points 5 months ago
Take your best shot you delinquent voters of down! I made it through the war, I can sure as hell survive a few south-pointers!
[–]Rainbow-Punch -10 points-9 points-8 points 5 months ago
You are sick, I bet you get off to the thought of toddlers having sexual encounters you shouldn't be aloud to live.
[–]viejodava -5 points-4 points-3 points 5 months ago
cootis pencer here
[–]calibrated -5 points-4 points-3 points 5 months ago
...
ooo
OOO
[–]ihave2fingers -14 points-13 points-12 points 5 months ago
YES
[–]AdmiralBallsack -8 points-7 points-6 points 5 months ago
ADORBZ TO THE MAXXXX!!!
[–][deleted] -22 points-21 points-20 points 5 months ago*
cooties are a legitimate STD actually. Pubic Lice (crabs) are cooties bro. She should get herself checked.
edit: I'm being downvoted for stating a fact? stay classy reddit, I love you as always.
[–]PEPTOBISLOL -9 points-8 points-7 points 5 months ago
taht's probly not even a phone kids not even talking to noone bad meme is bad
[–]cuntbag0315 -17 points-16 points-15 points 5 months ago
ehhh
[–]TommyBoyTC -19 points-18 points-17 points 5 months ago
Herpes is the adult form of cooties. Think about it.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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