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[–]duskrunning 71 points72 points ago

Based on my elementary understanding of cooties, he's calling a male buddy of his with whom he shares a G-rated eskimo brother relationship -

If it's a girl on the other line who he presumably kissed in an abashed manner (which led to his goofy grinning for long periods of time directly after until his mom asked him why he was smiling so much), it wouldn't make sense, since the girl already KNOWS she has cooties (even if she denies it like all girls do).

As any young boy knows, ALL girls have cooties, which is why as a precaution you should always get a cootie shot prior to initiating contact with one, no matter how sweet her smile may seem. Even if she shares her jell-o cup with you. And even if she stands up to the school bully for you.

Of course, our boy in question here clearly forgot to circle circle dot dot himself followed by circle circle square squaring to make sure he had it taken care of everywhere. It's unfortunate that he came upon a contagious case of the cooties, since there have been many documented cases of a young lad getting away with a quick peck on the cheek and escaping unharmed.

Luckily, his sense of brotherhood has led him to warn his fellow buddy who, too, has fallen to the amorous charm of this cootie-laden lassie.

That, at least, is the reasonable conclusion I'm drawing from this picture and the accompanying lines of text.

[–]Snow88 -3 points-2 points ago

Quite!

[–]vandrew13 -5 points-4 points ago

Or maybe he had been kissed by another girl who gave him cooties and he was letting the other know?

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[–]laserdr -2 points-1 points ago

WTF is that crap in the box?

[–]afiser 2 points3 points ago

It's a cum box.

[–]DarkLordStormy -1 points0 points ago

It's jizz, man. It's all jizz.

[–]swimkid07 -4 points-3 points ago

I actually saw this earlier (unfortunately)...it was in the biggest secrets thread I believe. It's a cum box.

[–]Softy_K -3 points-2 points ago

Why?

[–]DoomNeck 28 points29 points ago

"complaint about punchline being in title."

[–]newtothelyte 12 points13 points ago

"Agreeance with your complaint, followed by a circlejerk of Reddiquette rules."

[–]SuperTurtle 5 points6 points ago

"Me saying 'YOU HAD ONE JOB'"

[–]YxesWfsn 5 points6 points ago

the fuck is going on with the comment karma in here? (;一_一)

[–]UpvoteMonster15 1 point2 points ago

The Upvotemonster is being overwhelmed! I tried guys...I tried...its getting dark and...so cold

[–]Elysillia 3 points4 points ago

Circle circle dot dot now you got the cootie shot. Circle circle square square now you got it everywhere.

[–]sme00 -1 points0 points ago

Circle Circle Dot Dot... Stat!!!

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[–]sme00 0 points1 point ago

"circle circle dot dot, now you have a cootie shot!"... weren't you ever a kid???

[–]TheMadGeek -3 points-2 points ago

Karma massacre....

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

I was wondering why I was getting downvoted for stating a fact. This happened in another thread recently but I didn't realize it was happening in this thread cause I didn't check the thread until just now

[–]SirThomasFraterson -1 points0 points ago

"rewrite ancient family guy joke here" ... Woah I made the front page

[–]Splintaytay -4 points-3 points ago

Seriously what's going on with all the comment downvotes?

[–]YxesWfsn -3 points-2 points ago

I think /b/ has raided reddit like they did with 9gag.

[–]xavis -1 points0 points ago

if they want to raid a site like reddit, im pretty sure karma points is not the best target.

then agian, its /b/

[–]xTRUMANx -1 points0 points ago

Hey guys I'm here for the karma party.

Wait a second, what kind of karma party is this?

[–]aukatrau -2 points-1 points ago

Hilarious

[–]lucw -2 points-1 points ago

My new goal in life is to discover (or create if I have too) a new STD and then name it Cooties

[–]drfeelgood15 -1 points0 points ago

really? I had one saying the baby had a rash (i.e. diaper rash) with the same punchline and didn't get half as much karma

[–]pepster -1 points0 points ago

what is this meme called? are there any more online?

[–]DretskesParadox -3 points-2 points ago

this image is just so funny, even without the words

[–]Farisr9k -3 points-2 points ago

The comments in this thread are literally Hitler.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

does anyone else use the E-trade commerical baby's voice when they read these memes?

[–]Stone2Rock -3 points-2 points ago

I can never get enough of this meme.

[–]viejodava -5 points-4 points ago

cootis pencer here

[–]calibrated -5 points-4 points ago

...

ooo

OOO