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[–]sporkwobbler -2 points-1 points ago

Came here for this. Reddit does does not disappoint.

Edit: aw crap. Clicked on the wrong comment! Keep the upvote citizen!

[–]Nebulaoblivion 0 points1 point ago

Which one did you mean to click on?

[–]balloubird 0 points1 point ago

Why can I never be the first to think of funny things?

[–]DeathToPennies 0 points1 point ago

I don't think I've ever been more in love with a song about gigantic penises before.

[–]sporkwobbler -1 points0 points ago

Came here for this! Reddit still does not disappoint, though I might do so occasionally. So happy to see this on this thread.

[–]TH3_FORC3 2 points3 points ago

It's like hearing an angel's voice

[–]Game25900 2 points3 points ago

Truer words have never been spoken.

[–]oRyan_the_Hunter 1 point2 points ago

The most interesting wookie in the galaxy...

[–]choppersixx 1 point2 points ago

Hodor

[–]Sadonyoriik 1 point2 points ago

For me, I prefer

"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

Words to live by.

[–]Jatik 1 point2 points ago

[–]nukalurk 1 point2 points ago

I laughed so hard... why have I not seen this before!!

[–]bosephus256 1 point2 points ago

I have a whole new positive outlook on life now!

[–]CommonCent 1 point2 points ago

Good post....happy cake day.

[–]Ddraig08 0 points1 point ago

Citation needed. You know how difficult it is to verify this stuff.

[–]DrunkBerserker 0 points1 point ago

My boyfriend informed me the other day that when he has an unwanted boner, he just pictures Chewbacca & it goes away.

Ok, I'm done.

[–]ilovepicard 0 points1 point ago

[–]TumorPizza 0 points1 point ago

You're preaching to the choir, man, preaching to the choir.

[–]Bosswally 0 points1 point ago

for some reason I read this as "Whenever my wife goes down on me I remember this quote" and in all fairness I think my version is funnier

[–]ReallyForeverAlone 0 points1 point ago

I know.

[–]ProdigalRedditor 0 points1 point ago

I nearly laughed out loud during this lecture... Thanks.

It seems I can't use reddit during this class, since I can't keep a straight face.

[–]Atomicballz1 0 points1 point ago

Enjoy the cakey upvotes.

[–]muckitymuck 0 points1 point ago

Whelp....Looks like I got new background.

[–]chivasboy1079 0 points1 point ago

wise words from a wookie

[–]ThronOfThree 0 points1 point ago

I did a full report on Chewbacca once and I can say for a fact, 100%, that statement is taken entirely out of context.

[–]Stripedcheese 0 points1 point ago

That is the best quote ever since "that's what" -she...

[–]Zomboy1 0 points1 point ago

Words to live by

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

So Chewbaca groans and growls, and R2D2 just beeps and on and on. Yet everyone seems to understand. So if everyone in the Star Wars universe is so good with language, why do they need C3PO?

[–]ajollynerd 0 points1 point ago

That is one to grow on.

[–]spunky_sheets 0 points1 point ago

you said it, chewie

[–]ailli 0 points1 point ago

I believe that may have actually been Nigel Thornberry. Then again, he might've just been quoting Chewbacca.

[–]IceOnFire97 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for cake day.

[–]jewbacca123 0 points1 point ago

This needs more Judaism

[–]Vibraphonium 0 points1 point ago

This guy gets to hear that quote whenever he's in the kitchen

[–]Quizpop54 0 points1 point ago

I salute you,Chewy.

[–]andnowforme0 0 points1 point ago

I just realized: there's no way a wookie could pronounce "Chewbacca"

[–]jvslacker 0 points1 point ago

How the fuck is this funny?

[–]DeathToPennies -1 points0 points ago

I kinda found it funny.

Shit made me chuckle.

[–]DerEnder 0 points1 point ago

That's deep, man...

[–]CoyoteStark -1 points0 points ago

Roughly translated: "Disregard women, acquire currency".

[–]kpchronic -1 points0 points ago

I hate it when likes go past 420 :(

[–]Frywad32 -1 points0 points ago

I think those are lil Wayne lyrics

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Laughed a bunch.

[–]TheCadaver -2 points-1 points ago