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[–]MisterTaters 36 points37 points ago

those are the creatures!

[–]MrWaffleTurtle 12 points13 points ago

I love you

[–]UhhBrett 10 points11 points ago

Creature cats!

[–]Butt_touch 5 points6 points ago

meow

[–]Brettshock 7 points8 points ago

What the brown?

[–]Nmb910 6 points7 points ago

Are you a GUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL?

[–]pieisbetter2 4 points5 points ago

MLG! (insert heaving breathing)

[–]TheFiims 4 points5 points ago

...wait, i didnt know spoon and sarah jessica parker were in a relationship. hm.

[–]Galaick 3 points4 points ago

Wait, there are other redditors that know the Creatures? Meow yeah!

[–]MrWaffleTurtle 0 points1 point ago

That is exactly what I thought! Haha XD

[–]nalta 9 points10 points ago

WOAH NSFW much?

[–]bayoublossoms 14 points15 points ago

I once asked my Redditor husband to "tease me" in bed.... He told me I was short and started laughing.

[–]pwnzor339 4 points5 points ago

[–]cyborgdonkey3000 1 point2 points ago

I'm getting one of these for my birthday (I don't ask for much), and I'm really excited, I have all of these plans for it. Most of them just involve me interrupting important events just by standing there looking at everyone.

[–]Kroosn 2 points3 points ago

*Trying to look at everyone. FTFY

Visibility out of them is shit. You only just see out of the nostril holes.

[–]cyborgdonkey3000 1 point2 points ago

...i'm still excited

[–]Kroosn 0 points1 point ago

Oh don't get me wrong for general horsing around they are great. I did want to get some photos riding my motorbike with it on though, that would probably be unadvisable.

[–]My_Eyes_Hurt 2 points3 points ago

Actually, this is how I'll explain babies are made to my future kids

[–]somethingboutahorse 3 points4 points ago

Me and my girlfriend are both redditors and I have to say this is 112% accurate. Have you been spying?

[–]IS_THIS_ONE_TAKEN[S] 2 points3 points ago

You didn't close your blinds, what were you expecting?

[–]somethingboutahorse 2 points3 points ago

I guess I better keep the barndoor closed from now on.

[–]IS_THIS_ONE_TAKEN[S] 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't hurt. Unless you wanted it to, of course.

[–]somethingboutahorse 1 point2 points ago

Of course a horse I want it to hurt.

[–]Bunsdo 1 point2 points ago

i see those masks every were how can i get one?

[–]sp00kyd00m 1 point2 points ago

like most things, ebay/amazon

[–]TeexasMade 0 points1 point ago

its very easy to get one just walk into the store that is selling them find it in the store pick it up and take it to the cash register oh and don't forget to bring money to pay for it

[–]BathofFire 1 point2 points ago

The left one is wearing one of my favorite shirts. Mine's smile glows in the dark :D

[–]sammyBs 1 point2 points ago

I had drunk sex with a girl wearing a horse mask once. Not terrible, surprisingly.

[–]WIDE_OPEN_BEAVERS 1 point2 points ago

Why would anyone want to picture two redditors making love?

[–]Notloc24 1 point2 points ago

my ex put you up to this didnt she! thats how you got that video of us! so hurtful! that was intiment!

[–]clutterbang 2 points3 points ago

Not sure if intentional spelling blunder.

[–]lechef 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this happen.

[–]Wentfullretard 0 points1 point ago

Can't.... Stop.... Laughing!!!

[–]CallistoElara 0 points1 point ago

Almost. Change it to cat masks & you're spot on for me & my SO.

[–]ThatSleepyGuy 0 points1 point ago

Replace the horse heads with dicks and you have the right idea.

[–]Jetlag923 0 points1 point ago

was that nova and sp00n or slyfox's band? i can't remember

[–]Heretic876 1 point2 points ago

I think it was Nova and SSOH

[–]WalrusRid3r 0 points1 point ago

I laughed quietly to myself.

[–]iHave-Worms 0 points1 point ago

Nova !

[–]martar 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else notice the little spider crawling on the wall behind the guy on the left? That's the first thing I caught for some reason..

[–]Philbrook 0 points1 point ago

This amuses me far more than it should. Upvote for you.

[–]i_love_younicorns 0 points1 point ago

the horse masks are fucking stupid. can we move on already?

[–]33whitten 0 points1 point ago

MLG!!! creature cats :3

[–]WTFLOLBBQ123 0 points1 point ago

i know this is a video from a creature but im trying to remember what vid it was so can someone tell me or link

[–]rytoof 0 points1 point ago

Your comment has made me search for the past hour for that video, but I can't find it :( Creature cats

[–]Shiverfox 0 points1 point ago

This might be the first time I laughed out loud on reddit.

[–]vebben 0 points1 point ago

[–]CartmansEvilTwin 0 points1 point ago

Those masks always frighten me a bit, I think that's how a real horse looks after it realized, that the guy in the white coat is gonna kill it to make sausages.

[–]PENDRAGON23 0 points1 point ago

Eskimo kiss.

[–]Necromyre 0 points1 point ago

What does Sarah Jessica Parker have to do with any of this?

[–]white_bazzaro 0 points1 point ago

i wish i could upvote this some more

[–]sp00kyd00m 0 points1 point ago

haha a girl i know said she wanted to get some of these to make sexy pictures with. holding back on the marriage proposal for now... :)

[–]SYKoff 0 points1 point ago

This is uberhaxornova isn't it?

[–]nothingpersonal12 0 points1 point ago

The Creatures :D

[–]Rab_Legend -2 points-1 points ago

Sarah Jessica Parker's a redditor?

[–]Op01 -3 points-2 points ago

I didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker had a twin...