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[–]DepressedRacoon 5 points6 points ago

Source is so hard to find...
http://www.explosm.net/comics/2402/

[–]Short_stuff 6 points7 points ago

The inspiration for the "Dan" character:

http://i.imgur.com/y0Dc7.jpg

[–]DutchessPDX 2 points3 points ago

Actually, we should call him uninformed Dan, Teen pregnancy is at its lowest since the 1950s.

[–]GeneralWarts 0 points1 point ago

Whoops, double posted.

[–]GeneralWarts 0 points1 point ago

[–]DutchessPDX 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for posting a source, I was on my phone and couldn't do so easily. I was surprised when I read this a while ago too.

[–]mjweier 0 points1 point ago

Feel like Dan should be renamed to "dad." This is exactly how pessimistic he is!

[–]IM_V_CATS 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this is kind of relevant, minus the C&H morbidity and all.

[–]DanDB64 0 points1 point ago

No, fuck you, whoever told me to fuck me.