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[–]Insuranceisboring 77 points78 points ago

For all that is holy, please subscribe to /r/coffeewithjesus

[–]MistarGrimm 14 points15 points ago

Thank you! Coffee with Jesus is the absolute best.

[–]oldfashionedguy 1 point2 points ago

Indeed.

[–]Nordenkvst 1 point2 points ago

So... For the love of nothing?

[–]-Tommy 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit! I got like 5 pages in until I realized the whole subreddit is posts from only one guy!

[–]roberto32 0 points1 point ago

my youth group leader reads that comic

[–]ticonderoga5 16 points17 points ago

Antisemitism... BAD. Not cool..

[–]fleetfoxfive 6 points7 points ago

First of all this is a repost, second this has nothing to do with atheism in so many ways. Is this really what r/atheism has come to?

[–]heyyouitsmewhoitsme 5 points6 points ago

anti-semitism? in MY /r/atheism? it's more likely than you think.

[–]Vibes_Are_Real 0 points1 point ago

The story just after the weather.

[–]KambioN 31 points32 points ago

that's good ol racism right there, why its on r/atheism, who knows.

[–]Occams-lazor 12 points13 points ago

Because its directed at religious people, who have been known to oppress us, thus making this counter-oppression toooooootally justified! Isn't tangential logic fun?

[–]batmanmilktruck 1 point2 points ago

since when have the jews oppressed you?

[–]Occams-lazor 3 points4 points ago

Every time I go to synagogue man, Those jews just fuckin oppress me. Like, christ, that one time they made recite 9 of their holy incomprehensible torrah paragraphs, I didn't even have a choice in the matter! If that isn't oppression I dont know what is.

[–]QuarryBrosen 20 points21 points ago

All offensiveness aside, this isn't even that good of a joke..

[–]SuperGandolf6 15 points16 points ago

Laughs and more laughs

[–]Jaredtyler 36 points37 points ago

Making fun of Christians: Ignorant bastards

Making fun of jews: Anti-Semetic and racist

[–]namer98 4 points5 points ago

No, I laughed.

mod /r/Judaism

[–]blocparty_TN 67 points68 points ago

Making fun of Jews (the ethnicity): anti-semetic and racist

Making fun of Jews (adherents to Judaism): Like making fun of any other religion

[–]DrunkenBeard 30 points31 points ago

Making fun of Jews (the ethnicity): Like making fun of any other race

Making fun of Jews (adherents to Judaism): Like making fun of any other religion

[–]blocparty_TN 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I was trying to play off the original poster's definition. I personally don't think making fun of certain races are more/less wrong than other races

[–]TheTinWizard 4 points5 points ago

eg hilarious. see me srs cunts

[–]gistak 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Hence Jaredtyler's point is bullshit. This joke is like making fun of a race, not like making fun of a religion.

[–]Jaredtyler 9 points10 points ago

Good point. Thought about that right after I posted.

[–]AdmiralSkippy 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't the ethnicity be Hebrews?

[–]blocparty_TN 0 points1 point ago

I don't really know. I've always heard them called Jews.

[–]AdmiralSkippy 1 point2 points ago

Likewise, but I figure Moses was freeing the Hebrews from the Pharaoh. I always thought the people were Hebrews and the religion they practice was Judaism.

Unless Jew/Judaism/whateverispoliticallycorrect is synonymous with Hebrew.

[–]pattwell 0 points1 point ago

You probably loved South Park until they made fun of Jews, then you hated it.

[–]blocparty_TN 1 point2 points ago

You missed the point of my post. It was to explain the difference between the religion and the ethnicity. I'm not a Jew and I don't find making fun of Jews any different or worse than any other strain of racist humor. I happen to enjoy South Park and their "equal opportunity offender" mentality.

[–]TheyCallMeTomSawyer 0 points1 point ago

Crying about it on a post in r/atheism: Accomplishing nothing.

[–]ConstipatedNinja 2 points3 points ago

Talking about it: allowing for rational discussion and progression.

[–]Jaredtyler 1 point2 points ago

I know. Just made me feel better I guess.

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

And overall, fuck you.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]MrCronkite 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, who needs computers, modern medical imaging devices, camera phones, solid state memory, etc...

[–]NipponBanzai 0 points1 point ago

Wait, when did we start talking about Japan.

[–]MrCronkite 2 points3 points ago

Nope,all from Israel.

[–]bettorworse 0 points1 point ago

[Citation Needed] - They made some IMPROVEMENTS or actually invented?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Explain.

[–]Jaredtyler 0 points1 point ago

Interesting viewpoint you have there.

[–]Jaredtyler 0 points1 point ago

Interesting viewpoint you have there.

[–]SarahC 0 points1 point ago

Why do they get their very own "hate" word?

[–]gistak 0 points1 point ago

It was invented by an anti-Semite who wanted to describe his standing. If you want a special hate word for yourself, go for it.

[–]SarahC 0 points1 point ago

People can be such anti Anti-sarahc's!

[–]tripled153 -1 points0 points ago

Making fun of Christians: Hilarious

Making fun of jews: Hilarious

Fixed that for you

[–]Jaredtyler 0 points1 point ago

Fine by me! Just convince everyone else here.

[–]CockyRhodes -2 points-1 points ago

The way I feel is you can make fun of almost anything as long as it isn't mean-spirited you're ok, usually.

[–]evilbrent 15 points16 points ago

How is this an atheist joke? It's just a racist joke

Dislike

[–]takatori 0 points1 point ago

It's not racist if the Jew is telling it about himself.

It's more ironic or sardonic humor than racist.

[–]evilbrent 0 points1 point ago

Was this comic written by a Jew?I didn't spot that

[–]mybrainisfullof 3 points4 points ago

He's just reposting things from /r/coffeewithjesus. This is bullshit.

[–]BogHopper 23 points24 points ago

Jew here, it's hilarious, get the stick out of your ass.

[–]taryndawn713 47 points48 points ago

So what, just because you're Jewish, you are the only authority on whether this joke is offensive?

[–]barricus 25 points26 points ago

He can say if he feels offended by it, being a Jew. He does not, so he feels that people are overreacting. Notice the word "feel" is used, because it is an opinion, as is anything deemed offensive. It is a subjective matter and there is no use in trying to argue it.

Also, Jews are part of a hivemind comedy consciousness and share opinions unanimously about things that are funny. As a Jew and part of the hivemind, I agree, it is funny.

[–]wolfenkraft 14 points15 points ago

We actually discuss it on alternating Thursday evenings, you know, when we're not plotting to take over the world.

[–]barricus 6 points7 points ago

Plotting? Somebody has missed quite a few meetings...

[–]wolfenkraft 5 points6 points ago

That might explain why I haven't been getting my conspiracy cheques.

[–]wolfenkraft 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha just got banned by the cool kids at SRS.

[–]amikez 3 points4 points ago

when we're not plotting to take over the world.

I fucking knew it!

[–]TheTinWizard 3 points4 points ago

hindu here. both hilarious and not offensive

[–]psychjoe 0 points1 point ago

Yep! This joke has been vetted. Feel free to laugh.

[–]r2khimself -1 points0 points ago

Pardon me, sir, but I do believe you have misunderstood what the gentleman was trying to say.

I daresay, people seem to be shatting their collective pants over this one.

[–]Drop_WP_Not_Bombs 5 points6 points ago

Aren't you a special little snowflake. Thanks for speaking for me.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

Third Jew. It's fucking stupid and racist. This sort of thing just shows how utterly unenlightened this smug-ass subreddit often is.

[–]gingerkid1234 9 points10 points ago

Fourth Jew. It's mocking a commonly-held stereotype. Lighten up.

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 1 point2 points ago

gingerkid1234

Fourth Jew

Insert confused and impolite question about your parentage here.

[–]gingerkid1234 0 points1 point ago

The Jews had begun identifying themselves by how soon they arrived in the thread--there's first, second, third, and I was fourth.

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 0 points1 point ago

I was just referring to the ginger + Jew thing.

[–]gingerkid1234 0 points1 point ago

Ahh. There are ginger Jews, due to both conversion to Judaism and recessive genes floating around. King David in the bible had red hair, if memory serves.

[–]bettorworse 0 points1 point ago

FINALLY, somebody who gets it. It's like "White men can't jump" or "Black guys have big dicks"

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Seems to me that it's promoting, not mocking, a stereotype. And it's not just about being personally offended, it's about recognizing that racist jokes are harmful in general.

[–]gingerkid1234 1 point2 points ago

How is it promoting the stereotype? Is mentioning it at all promoting it? There's a difference between jokes that are racist and jokes that use race. This is the latter.

It doesn't really belong in /r/atheism though. /r/jokes might be the place for it.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Seriously, the whole joke here is "JEWS ARE CHEAP LOL." If it were mocking the stereotype in itself the object of the joke would be someone who believes in it. That is not the case here. This is about as standardly racist of a joke as exists.

[–]gingerkid1234 2 points3 points ago

Oy. The reaction this joke is supposed to elicit isn't "haha those Jews sure are cheap, I don't like them". The reaction is "haha Jesus is acknowledging a stereotype". That's the difference.

[–]smtvistheplacetobe 1 point2 points ago

haha let's laugh at the stereotype and let the thought enter our subconscious so the next time we see a jewish person we subconsciously have all these stereotypes ingrained in our cerebral cortex so we treat them differently.

[–]bobandgeorge -1 points0 points ago

Seriously, the whole joke here is "JEWS ARE CHEAP LOL."

This is Jesus saying it, you know? When have we (Jews) ever cared what he said?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Jesus didn't say it. The writer of the joke did.

[–]NipponBanzai -1 points0 points ago

You are so right. I didn't hate jews at all until I read this joke. Now I think jews all are cheap. Jokes are the root of all racism.

[–]AnInsideJoke -2 points-1 points ago

Second Jew reporting in. I can confirm that this comic is an accurate representation of family gatherings.

[–]Aristocratman123 9 points10 points ago

I can relate I'm a Jew and I cry when people owe me money!

[–]WorstAnswerPossible 8 points9 points ago

Jesus was never Jewish. He was the son of god. This is slander, as are 90% of the things on r/atheism.

[–]SeahorseOfDoom 7 points8 points ago

I'm always afraid that if I upvote you without commenting people will think that I'm agreeing with you

[–]bettorworse 0 points1 point ago

Note username

[–]hanzibonzi 1 point2 points ago

face palm, this is just a few days after the original post

[–]djc393 1 point2 points ago

Saw this exact picture on the frontpage a few days ago :S

[–]deanilk 7 points8 points ago

Wow, this is really dumb, even for an atheist

[–]zuxtron 6 points7 points ago

Guys, it's a racist joke. I respect people of all ethnicities equally but a good racist joke can always make me laugh. You don't have to be racist to find this funny. Offensive humor is the best!

[–]MrFluff 13 points14 points ago

You know the difference between your jokes and your penis?

No one laughs at your jokes.

[–]stencilnyc 3 points4 points ago

But it's a boring one. Jews like money. Yay. That's like a joke about blacks liking fried chicken or Chinese eating dogs. It's played out and no longer funny.

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 1 point2 points ago

At least the "black folks like fried chicken and watermelon" is a comparatively harmless stereotype. I mean, when you've got all that racist bile about lazy illiterate parentless raping criminal thugs, something as mundane as "lol, watermelon" is hard to get outraged about.

"Jews are greedy" kind of led to that whole... y'know... Hitler.

[–]stencilnyc 1 point2 points ago

I guess that's true, but I don't like to think of any kind of racism as harmless.

[–]zegota 16 points17 points ago

Good job. A racist joke is nearly to the top of our frontpage. This is what our community represents. Racism. Congratulations.

If /r/Christianity had a stereotypical gay joke voted to the top of their page, we would be shitting ourselves pointing out how hateful they are. The hypocrisy is astounding.

Not that anyone cares, but I'm done with this subreddit because of this. Any community that thinks "lol Jews are greedy" is worthy of being the most highly upvoted thread of the day is not a community I care to be a part of.

[–]TehRinatSnoylle -2 points-1 points ago

Is it comfy up there, on your pedestal?

[–]Hooin_Kyoma -5 points-4 points ago

"Not that anyone cares, but I'm done with this subreddit because of this. Any community that thinks "lol Jews are greedy" is worthy of being the most highly upvoted thread of the day is not a community I care to be a part of."

You think this was upvoted because people seriously agreed with that the joke represented, or because it was a joke?
If an individual like you that doesn't seem to be able to tell these two things apart is not needed here, for we have too many already.

[–]tbh1313 -2 points-1 points ago

Good riddance. Lighten up.

[–]Sly_R -2 points-1 points ago

Relax, Jesus is okay with it.

[–]dejaWoot 1 point2 points ago

I think whether it's racist depends whether anyone actually believes it to be true; I happen to be Jewish and I'll make jokes like this with my friends from time to time because they know me and know that jews don't 'eat babies' or 'control the banks and media' or whatever Protocols-esque shit is being spouted, because it's an absolutely ludicrous concept. It's more humor about the fact that there's this ridiculous stereotype out there than the fact that that it's true to life. And it's true, it is funny.

However, the problem is that there is a delusional fringe who actually believes that jews are cheaper than any other immigrant culture trying to boostrap themselves up in the new world, the irony implicit in these kinds of jokes are lost on them and contribute to the "Well, everyone KNOWS jews are cheap" delusion. We have to be careful about how such jokes are presented and how subtle we are about the 'sarcasm' of the intent.

[–]gistak 0 points1 point ago

"I think whether it's racist depends whether anyone actually believes it to be true"

Huh? Maybe if you replace "racist" with "dangerous," then you have a point.

[–]dejaWoot 0 points1 point ago

To me racist is a subset of dangerous.

[–]Lilbear187 3 points4 points ago

Repost.

[–]phasair 1 point2 points ago

ITT: We learned what the "lazarus project" in mass effect is a reference to.

[–]KortoloB 4 points5 points ago

There's tons of biblical references in Mass Effect. Ever wondered why you're called (the) Shepard?

[–]Maox 2 points3 points ago

Because it's a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you pop a cap in his ass.

[–]JasonMacker 1 point2 points ago

Also, the 12 squadmates.

[–]FUCKWIZARD 1 point2 points ago

i love the part about atheism

[–]TheDukeAtreides 2 points3 points ago

Mmmmmm, tasty antisemitism! Whats next, rape jokes? Jokes about fried chicken and black people? How typical.

[–]MauiWowieOwie 0 points1 point ago

Jesus only drinks Jack.

[–]Muxx 0 points1 point ago

I just now got the connection when Casper mentions the name of the revival machine is Lazarus.

[–]LadyBumbles 0 points1 point ago

Have any of you good people read Lamb by Christopher Moore? It's a great book, with a very similar humor to this comic.

[–]Raghken 0 points1 point ago

Just wondering here but how many times is this post going to be brought back from the dead?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Blackstar?

[–]swampertkamm85 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't this be in /r/funny, not /r/atheism?

[–]Hardstyle_FTW 2 points3 points ago

No it should remain in r/coffeewithjesus

[–]dingdongrb 0 points1 point ago

...and to think I thought this post was about a department store.

[–]Hardstyle_FTW 0 points1 point ago

This was on r/coffeewithjesus for a week wtf come up with your own content

[–]SoapboxedYou 0 points1 point ago

[–]Keyseki 0 points1 point ago

It was Lazarus, of that I am certain..

[–]zegota -2 points-1 points ago

Yay antisemitism. Good to see that biogtry isn't the exclusive territory of theism.

[–]amosh 2 points3 points ago

Bigotry, I don't think it means what you think it means.

[–]Elandril -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Elandril -1 points0 points ago

It may not be funny, but I like it anyway! What a tolerant perso I am...

[–]welcomewilson -1 points0 points ago

I've never given so many downvotes on a single thread before. Anti-semitism, seriously?

[–]jvslacker 1 point2 points ago

This is pretty damn clever.

[–]_sleeper 0 points1 point ago

dig!

[–]SilverTorch 0 points1 point ago

Did I not just see this a couple days ago on reddit?

[–]slavetothesystem -1 points0 points ago

No.

[–]robotortoise 0 points1 point ago

I'm a Jew, and I hate it when people say that Jews are "cheap", but I've gotta admit that this was halarious. :)

[–]HITLARIOUS 0 points1 point ago

[–]Mottwally 0 points1 point ago

Follow me down, to the valley below.

[–]SamkDW 1 point2 points ago

You know... moonlight is gleaming from out of your soul...

I came onto this thread hoping someone knew that song.

[–]strl 0 points1 point ago

He also once resurrected a women so she could make him food, how is he not the hero of Reddit?

[–]bettorworse 0 points1 point ago

You couldn't work in a Muslim joke??

[–]that_guitar_guy 0 points1 point ago

Don't get what all the hate is about. That was pretty fucking funny.

[–]Owlsrule12 -3 points-2 points ago

As a Jew, and south park lover, this is absolutely hilarious (not that south park invented Jew jokes, but I have a strong association of "funny" with Jew jokes as opposed to "offensive" although in family guy they are "unfunny")

[–]WetMistress -2 points-1 points ago

This joke was original and funny.

[–]Actually_Atheist -1 points0 points ago

All the downvoted people are rite. Ur so racist calling jesus a jew!

[–]sparklyjesus -2 points-1 points ago

As Uncle Ruckus once said, "Dat nigga owed me five dollas."

[–]schad500 -2 points-1 points ago

Not a big fan of anti-semitism.

[–]rufud -1 points0 points ago

it makes fun of jesus! upvote!

[–]fresh_9OOO -1 points0 points ago

I love Jesus: this is hilarious.

[–]Occams-lazor -1 points0 points ago

Insult ALL the peoples!

[–]doh4 -1 points0 points ago

I don't care about the stereotype, but a joke is supposed to be funny.

How is it funny ?

"I've ressurected the guy because he owed me money". I laugh so hard. Not.

[–]SolarClipz -5 points-4 points ago

This is hilarious, get the sticks out of your asses.

[–]-STRONGBLACKWOMAN- -2 points-1 points ago

SEE THIS IS WHAT I HATE ABOUT THIS SUBREDDIT ALWAYS MAKIN FUN OF SOMEONE TO HEIGHTEN YOUR ALREADY HIGH EGO DAYUM

ME AND TRASHONTEZ DECIDED TO GO ON REDDIT 4 ONE DAY TO SEE WHAT ITS LIKE AND THIS HITS ME AND MY BOOTHANG IN THE FACE >:( SMH IM DOWNVOTIN THIS U A LIE SEE I LIKE JESUZ AND SOMETIMES I THINK THAT THE BIBLE IS A SMIGE HYPOCRITICAL BUT 4 ONE SEC GET OFF UR HIGH HORSE AND IF UR GONNA STAY ON IT TELL GOD I SAID HI CUZ I CAN PROBALY SE HIM. :/

[–]Hardstyle_FTW 4 points5 points ago

I understood none of that

[–]hay_guize_im_atheist -5 points-4 points ago

LOL THIS IS AMAZING!!!!

Jews are so cheap!!!!! I think their holy book teaches them to be stingy! LOL