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Lazarus (i.imgur.com)
submitted 3 months ago by madonna-boy
[–]Insuranceisboring 77 points78 points79 points 3 months ago
For all that is holy, please subscribe to /r/coffeewithjesus
[–]MistarGrimm 14 points15 points16 points 3 months ago
Thank you! Coffee with Jesus is the absolute best.
[–]oldfashionedguy 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Indeed.
[–]kragmoor -6 points-5 points-4 points 3 months ago
it's a fairly dead subreddit post wise
[–]camn 19 points20 points21 points 3 months ago
One post a day? It's a daily webcomic, what do you expect?
[–]aguacate 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
A miracle.
[–]MistarGrimm 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
I see coffee with jesus as most humorous when I occassionally stumble upon one. If it's a near dead subreddit it'd only enhance the fun. =]
[–]Nordenkvst 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
So... For the love of nothing?
[–]-Tommy 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Holy shit! I got like 5 pages in until I realized the whole subreddit is posts from only one guy!
[–]roberto32 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
my youth group leader reads that comic
[–]belowmenao -12 points-11 points-10 points 3 months ago
You fucking fags know that Jesus is the ONLY savior this world has known right?
[–]gruntybreath 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
That's a good point that I'm sure most people here have never considered. Thanks for posting, friend.
[–]ticonderoga5 16 points17 points18 points 3 months ago
Antisemitism... BAD. Not cool..
[–]fleetfoxfive 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
First of all this is a repost, second this has nothing to do with atheism in so many ways. Is this really what r/atheism has come to?
[–]heyyouitsmewhoitsme 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
anti-semitism? in MY /r/atheism? it's more likely than you think.
[–]Vibes_Are_Real 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
The story just after the weather.
[–]KambioN 31 points32 points33 points 3 months ago
that's good ol racism right there, why its on r/atheism, who knows.
[–]Occams-lazor 12 points13 points14 points 3 months ago
Because its directed at religious people, who have been known to oppress us, thus making this counter-oppression toooooootally justified! Isn't tangential logic fun?
[–]batmanmilktruck 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
since when have the jews oppressed you?
[–]Occams-lazor 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Every time I go to synagogue man, Those jews just fuckin oppress me. Like, christ, that one time they made recite 9 of their holy incomprehensible torrah paragraphs, I didn't even have a choice in the matter! If that isn't oppression I dont know what is.
[–]NoctGent -6 points-5 points-4 points 3 months ago
Am I the only one that considers Jewish people a race about as much as I think of Japanese as a religion? It sure as fuck isn't both.
[–]cannotlogon 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Jewish is both an ethnicity and a religion.
Though that does not mean all Jews are Zionists.
Go figure.
[–]madonna-boy[S] -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
The word you're looking for is Hebrew.
[–]lord_nougat 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Don't be sexist against the Shebrews.
[–]bobandgeorge 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Non-practicing Jew here. We are a race. Get over it already.
[–]NoctGent 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
your grandparents would be disturbed.
[–]bobandgeorge 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Probably.
[–]QuarryBrosen 20 points21 points22 points 3 months ago
All offensiveness aside, this isn't even that good of a joke..
[–]belowmenao -6 points-5 points-4 points 3 months ago
you're just lacking a good sense of humor freak
[–]QuarryBrosen 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Nah, it's just a really overused joke and it wasn't even executed well. double freak
[–]karnim 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Wait, you're saying that the joke about Jesus and Lazarus is overused? Is there a subreddit I don't know about somewhere?
[–]QuarryBrosen 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
No, the "Jews love money blah blah blah" joke is overused.
[–]FreddyandTheChokes 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Sometimes I worry about my own personal sense of humor freak.
[–]SuperGandolf6 15 points16 points17 points 3 months ago
Laughs and more laughs
[–]Jaredtyler 36 points37 points38 points 3 months ago
Making fun of Christians: Ignorant bastards
Making fun of jews: Anti-Semetic and racist
[–]namer98 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
No, I laughed.
mod /r/Judaism
[–]blocparty_TN 67 points68 points69 points 3 months ago
Making fun of Jews (the ethnicity): anti-semetic and racist
Making fun of Jews (adherents to Judaism): Like making fun of any other religion
[–]DrunkenBeard 30 points31 points32 points 3 months ago
Making fun of Jews (the ethnicity): Like making fun of any other race
[–]blocparty_TN 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Yeah I was trying to play off the original poster's definition. I personally don't think making fun of certain races are more/less wrong than other races
[–]TheTinWizard 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
eg hilarious. see me srs cunts
[–]gistak 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Yes. Hence Jaredtyler's point is bullshit. This joke is like making fun of a race, not like making fun of a religion.
[–]Jaredtyler 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
Good point. Thought about that right after I posted.
[–]AdmiralSkippy 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Wouldn't the ethnicity be Hebrews?
[–]blocparty_TN 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I don't really know. I've always heard them called Jews.
Likewise, but I figure Moses was freeing the Hebrews from the Pharaoh. I always thought the people were Hebrews and the religion they practice was Judaism.
Unless Jew/Judaism/whateverispoliticallycorrect is synonymous with Hebrew.
[–]pattwell 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
You probably loved South Park until they made fun of Jews, then you hated it.
You missed the point of my post. It was to explain the difference between the religion and the ethnicity. I'm not a Jew and I don't find making fun of Jews any different or worse than any other strain of racist humor. I happen to enjoy South Park and their "equal opportunity offender" mentality.
[–]TheyCallMeTomSawyer 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Crying about it on a post in r/atheism: Accomplishing nothing.
[–]ConstipatedNinja 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Talking about it: allowing for rational discussion and progression.
[–]Jaredtyler 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I know. Just made me feel better I guess.
[–][deleted] 3 months ago
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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
And overall, fuck you.
[–]MrCronkite 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Yeah, who needs computers, modern medical imaging devices, camera phones, solid state memory, etc...
[–]NipponBanzai 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Wait, when did we start talking about Japan.
[–]MrCronkite 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Nope,all from Israel.
[–]bettorworse 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
[Citation Needed] - They made some IMPROVEMENTS or actually invented?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Explain.
[–]Jaredtyler 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Interesting viewpoint you have there.
[–]SarahC 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Why do they get their very own "hate" word?
It was invented by an anti-Semite who wanted to describe his standing. If you want a special hate word for yourself, go for it.
People can be such anti Anti-sarahc's!
[–]tripled153 -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
Making fun of Christians: Hilarious Making fun of jews: Hilarious
Making fun of Christians: Hilarious
Making fun of jews: Hilarious
Fixed that for you
Fine by me! Just convince everyone else here.
[–]CockyRhodes -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
The way I feel is you can make fun of almost anything as long as it isn't mean-spirited you're ok, usually.
[–]evilbrent 15 points16 points17 points 3 months ago
How is this an atheist joke? It's just a racist joke
Dislike
[–]takatori 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
It's not racist if the Jew is telling it about himself.
It's more ironic or sardonic humor than racist.
[–]evilbrent 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Was this comic written by a Jew?I didn't spot that
[–]bettorworse -8 points-7 points-6 points 3 months ago
How is it racist???
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 3 months ago
"Jews are cheap and greedy" is an extremely popular racist trope.
[–]evilbrent 11 points12 points13 points 3 months ago
Jokes about Jewish people being tight fisted are anti-semitic. Being careful about money has been a way of denigrating Jews for centuries.
And yes, Jew is a social group as well as a religion.
So you're saying Jews are niggardly?
[–]bettorworse -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago*
Yeah, but they AREN'T a race. See Sammy Davis, Jr.
VIKINGS are a social group, but they aren't a race.
En.wikipedia.org/wiki/racial_antisemitism
I think the idea is that racists might still call the descendants of Shen a race, and then be racist towards that group. Not being a racist myself I don't really know how it works but I think it's fair to say that being racist is stupid enough without saying "oh, that's not racist because biologists don't recognise that group add a distinct race."
I'm sorry I don't even really know what the technical definition of rave even means anymore, is it even possible for a French person to be racist towards a Greek? They both look European to me.
anyway, allow me to take back my original remark and see if you like that one any better.
That's not an atheist joke. It's an antisemitic joke.
Better?
[–]mybrainisfullof 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
He's just reposting things from /r/coffeewithjesus. This is bullshit.
[–]BogHopper 23 points24 points25 points 3 months ago
Jew here, it's hilarious, get the stick out of your ass.
[–]taryndawn713 47 points48 points49 points 3 months ago
So what, just because you're Jewish, you are the only authority on whether this joke is offensive?
[–]barricus 25 points26 points27 points 3 months ago
He can say if he feels offended by it, being a Jew. He does not, so he feels that people are overreacting. Notice the word "feel" is used, because it is an opinion, as is anything deemed offensive. It is a subjective matter and there is no use in trying to argue it.
Also, Jews are part of a hivemind comedy consciousness and share opinions unanimously about things that are funny. As a Jew and part of the hivemind, I agree, it is funny.
[–]wolfenkraft 14 points15 points16 points 3 months ago
We actually discuss it on alternating Thursday evenings, you know, when we're not plotting to take over the world.
[–]barricus 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Plotting? Somebody has missed quite a few meetings...
[–]wolfenkraft 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
That might explain why I haven't been getting my conspiracy cheques.
[–]wolfenkraft 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Hahaha just got banned by the cool kids at SRS.
[–]amikez 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
when we're not plotting to take over the world.
I fucking knew it!
[–]TheTinWizard 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
hindu here. both hilarious and not offensive
[–]psychjoe 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Yep! This joke has been vetted. Feel free to laugh.
[–]r2khimself -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
Pardon me, sir, but I do believe you have misunderstood what the gentleman was trying to say.
I daresay, people seem to be shatting their collective pants over this one.
[–]Drop_WP_Not_Bombs 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Aren't you a special little snowflake. Thanks for speaking for me.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
Third Jew. It's fucking stupid and racist. This sort of thing just shows how utterly unenlightened this smug-ass subreddit often is.
[–]gingerkid1234 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
Fourth Jew. It's mocking a commonly-held stereotype. Lighten up.
[–]Silenced_is_Foo 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
gingerkid1234 Fourth Jew
gingerkid1234
Fourth Jew
Insert confused and impolite question about your parentage here.
[–]gingerkid1234 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
The Jews had begun identifying themselves by how soon they arrived in the thread--there's first, second, third, and I was fourth.
[–]Silenced_is_Foo 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I was just referring to the ginger + Jew thing.
Ahh. There are ginger Jews, due to both conversion to Judaism and recessive genes floating around. King David in the bible had red hair, if memory serves.
FINALLY, somebody who gets it. It's like "White men can't jump" or "Black guys have big dicks"
[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points-1 points 3 months ago
Seems to me that it's promoting, not mocking, a stereotype. And it's not just about being personally offended, it's about recognizing that racist jokes are harmful in general.
[–]gingerkid1234 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
How is it promoting the stereotype? Is mentioning it at all promoting it? There's a difference between jokes that are racist and jokes that use race. This is the latter.
It doesn't really belong in /r/atheism though. /r/jokes might be the place for it.
Seriously, the whole joke here is "JEWS ARE CHEAP LOL." If it were mocking the stereotype in itself the object of the joke would be someone who believes in it. That is not the case here. This is about as standardly racist of a joke as exists.
[–]gingerkid1234 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Oy. The reaction this joke is supposed to elicit isn't "haha those Jews sure are cheap, I don't like them". The reaction is "haha Jesus is acknowledging a stereotype". That's the difference.
[–]smtvistheplacetobe 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
haha let's laugh at the stereotype and let the thought enter our subconscious so the next time we see a jewish person we subconsciously have all these stereotypes ingrained in our cerebral cortex so we treat them differently.
[–]bobandgeorge -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
Seriously, the whole joke here is "JEWS ARE CHEAP LOL."
This is Jesus saying it, you know? When have we (Jews) ever cared what he said?
Jesus didn't say it. The writer of the joke did.
[–]NipponBanzai -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
You are so right. I didn't hate jews at all until I read this joke. Now I think jews all are cheap. Jokes are the root of all racism.
[–]AnInsideJoke -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
Second Jew reporting in. I can confirm that this comic is an accurate representation of family gatherings.
[–]Aristocratman123 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
I can relate I'm a Jew and I cry when people owe me money!
[–]WorstAnswerPossible 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
Jesus was never Jewish. He was the son of god. This is slander, as are 90% of the things on r/atheism.
[–]SeahorseOfDoom 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
I'm always afraid that if I upvote you without commenting people will think that I'm agreeing with you
Note username
[–]hanzibonzi 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
face palm, this is just a few days after the original post
[–]djc393 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Saw this exact picture on the frontpage a few days ago :S
[–]deanilk 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
Wow, this is really dumb, even for an atheist
[–]zuxtron 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Guys, it's a racist joke. I respect people of all ethnicities equally but a good racist joke can always make me laugh. You don't have to be racist to find this funny. Offensive humor is the best!
[–]MrFluff 13 points14 points15 points 3 months ago
You know the difference between your jokes and your penis?
No one laughs at your jokes.
[–]stencilnyc 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
But it's a boring one. Jews like money. Yay. That's like a joke about blacks liking fried chicken or Chinese eating dogs. It's played out and no longer funny.
At least the "black folks like fried chicken and watermelon" is a comparatively harmless stereotype. I mean, when you've got all that racist bile about lazy illiterate parentless raping criminal thugs, something as mundane as "lol, watermelon" is hard to get outraged about.
"Jews are greedy" kind of led to that whole... y'know... Hitler.
[–]stencilnyc 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I guess that's true, but I don't like to think of any kind of racism as harmless.
[–]zegota 16 points17 points18 points 3 months ago
Good job. A racist joke is nearly to the top of our frontpage. This is what our community represents. Racism. Congratulations.
If /r/Christianity had a stereotypical gay joke voted to the top of their page, we would be shitting ourselves pointing out how hateful they are. The hypocrisy is astounding.
Not that anyone cares, but I'm done with this subreddit because of this. Any community that thinks "lol Jews are greedy" is worthy of being the most highly upvoted thread of the day is not a community I care to be a part of.
[–]LukaCola -7 points-6 points-5 points 3 months ago*
Do you have any good gay jokes?
Cause it sounds like you're holding back, come on, share, I enjoy a laugh.
It's all in good fun after all, hell got any jokes for middle class pseudo intellectual redditors who spend way too much time on the internet, I'd gladly accept it. How about jokes about Belgians, Europeans, atheists, Americans, nerds, fuck I dunno. So long as you're not insulting something that matters or what defines me, I could care less. Black, gay, hispanic, atheist, christian, jewish, that's not what defines people. So please, we need more laughs in the world.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 3 months ago
Somehow I doubt you tell a lot of jokes about white men.
[–]LukaCola 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
I wish there were more honestly.
Like seriously, I feel like out.
You could come over to ShitRedditSays. We mock white people all the time. I should note, however, that a lot of the white people that think they can take it end up raging at us for being racist against white people.
Food for thought.
[–]Zycosi 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
"Hell got any jokes for middle class pseudo intellectual redditors who spend way too much time on the internet, I'd gladly accept it."
Really? Maybe I'm wrong but I'd bet you don't go on SRS which is a subreddit that is about just that.
[–]bah-na-na -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
Here's a good gay joke.
How many types of fags are there?
There's the smoking fag and the flaming fag!
[–]LukaCola 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Meh.
[–]TehRinatSnoylle -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
Is it comfy up there, on your pedestal?
[–]lurksnomore -7 points-6 points-5 points 3 months ago
Chill out bro. It is just a joke.
[–]bigskymind 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
How is that a defence? By your logic, nothing would be inappropriate or offensive if it is vaguely couched in humour.
[–]Creepermantastic 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Yeah dude, I told my nigger neighbor "what's better than a dead nigger? TWO dead niggers!" and he didn't laugh. His kid was sitting there, and I thought maybe his kid didn't hear it, so I said it again, you know, a little louder and more slowly. I know they're a little slower, I don't want to be insensitive.
He got mad for some reason, so I told him to chill out, its just a joke.
[–]Nerbelwerzer 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Like on Top Gear!
[–]Hooin_Kyoma -5 points-4 points-3 points 3 months ago
"Not that anyone cares, but I'm done with this subreddit because of this. Any community that thinks "lol Jews are greedy" is worthy of being the most highly upvoted thread of the day is not a community I care to be a part of."
You think this was upvoted because people seriously agreed with that the joke represented, or because it was a joke? If an individual like you that doesn't seem to be able to tell these two things apart is not needed here, for we have too many already.
[–]tbh1313 -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
Good riddance. Lighten up.
[–]Sly_R -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
Relax, Jesus is okay with it.
[–]Hooin_Kyoma -6 points-5 points-4 points 3 months ago
Good job. A insert something here is nearly to the top of our frontpage. This is what our community represents. insert something here. Congratulations.
The possibility's, they are endless!
[–]dejaWoot 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I think whether it's racist depends whether anyone actually believes it to be true; I happen to be Jewish and I'll make jokes like this with my friends from time to time because they know me and know that jews don't 'eat babies' or 'control the banks and media' or whatever Protocols-esque shit is being spouted, because it's an absolutely ludicrous concept. It's more humor about the fact that there's this ridiculous stereotype out there than the fact that that it's true to life. And it's true, it is funny.
However, the problem is that there is a delusional fringe who actually believes that jews are cheaper than any other immigrant culture trying to boostrap themselves up in the new world, the irony implicit in these kinds of jokes are lost on them and contribute to the "Well, everyone KNOWS jews are cheap" delusion. We have to be careful about how such jokes are presented and how subtle we are about the 'sarcasm' of the intent.
"I think whether it's racist depends whether anyone actually believes it to be true"
Huh? Maybe if you replace "racist" with "dangerous," then you have a point.
[–]dejaWoot 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
To me racist is a subset of dangerous.
[–]Lilbear187 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Repost.
[–]cryingblackman 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
From just 3 days ago too http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/swyna/coffee_with_jesus/
[–]phasair 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
ITT: We learned what the "lazarus project" in mass effect is a reference to.
[–]KortoloB 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
There's tons of biblical references in Mass Effect. Ever wondered why you're called (the) Shepard?
[–]Maox 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Because it's a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you pop a cap in his ass.
[–]JasonMacker 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Also, the 12 squadmates.
[–]FUCKWIZARD 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
i love the part about atheism
[–]TheDukeAtreides 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Mmmmmm, tasty antisemitism! Whats next, rape jokes? Jokes about fried chicken and black people? How typical.
[–]MauiWowieOwie 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Jesus only drinks Jack.
[–]Muxx 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I just now got the connection when Casper mentions the name of the revival machine is Lazarus.
[–]LadyBumbles 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Have any of you good people read Lamb by Christopher Moore? It's a great book, with a very similar humor to this comic.
[–]Raghken 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Just wondering here but how many times is this post going to be brought back from the dead?
Blackstar?
[–]swampertkamm85 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Shouldn't this be in /r/funny, not /r/atheism?
[–]Hardstyle_FTW 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
No it should remain in r/coffeewithjesus
[–]dingdongrb 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
...and to think I thought this post was about a department store.
[–]Hardstyle_FTW 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
This was on r/coffeewithjesus for a week wtf come up with your own content
[–]SoapboxedYou 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
source
[–]Keyseki 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
It was Lazarus, of that I am certain..
[–]zegota -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
Yay antisemitism. Good to see that biogtry isn't the exclusive territory of theism.
[–]amosh 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Bigotry, I don't think it means what you think it means.
[–]Elandril -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
That's racist!
It may not be funny, but I like it anyway! What a tolerant perso I am...
[–]welcomewilson -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
I've never given so many downvotes on a single thread before. Anti-semitism, seriously?
[–]jvslacker 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
This is pretty damn clever.
[–]_sleeper 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
dig!
[–]SilverTorch 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Did I not just see this a couple days ago on reddit?
[–]slavetothesystem -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
No.
[–]robotortoise 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I'm a Jew, and I hate it when people say that Jews are "cheap", but I've gotta admit that this was halarious. :)
[–]HITLARIOUS 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
ouch you broke my feelings :'(
[–]Mottwally 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Follow me down, to the valley below.
[–]SamkDW 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
You know... moonlight is gleaming from out of your soul...
I came onto this thread hoping someone knew that song.
[–]strl 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
He also once resurrected a women so she could make him food, how is he not the hero of Reddit?
You couldn't work in a Muslim joke??
[–]that_guitar_guy 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Don't get what all the hate is about. That was pretty fucking funny.
[–]Owlsrule12 -3 points-2 points-1 points 3 months ago
As a Jew, and south park lover, this is absolutely hilarious (not that south park invented Jew jokes, but I have a strong association of "funny" with Jew jokes as opposed to "offensive" although in family guy they are "unfunny")
[–]WetMistress -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
This joke was original and funny.
[–]ZankerH -9 points-8 points-7 points 3 months ago
Downvote for anti-semitism.
[–]Owlsrule12 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Anti-semitism is not the making fun of and ridiculing of Jews (which is called "comedy" or "a joke"), it is the active hate of Jews, with active meaning performing a genocide, murder, vandalism, or other hate crime.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
How is ridiculing someone for being born Jewish not racist? Not everyone that is racist turns to violent means of oppression.
[–]B0udicca 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Anti-semitism is not the ridiculing of Jews
You have to be fucking kidding me. Ridiculing someone solely because of their race isn't racist? There's a lot more to anti-semitism than physical violence. By your definition, the fucking Protocols of Elders of Zion wouldn't be considered anti-semitic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-semitism#Economic_antisemitism
[–]HITLARIOUS -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
r/SexReassignmentSurgery has this thread in their sights
[–]Cndymountain -8 points-7 points-6 points 3 months ago
racist bastard... I thought this subreddit was for people to bash on religion, why bring in ethnical groups?. I agree with ZankerH, downvote for anti-semitism!
[–]Cndymountain 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Are you really so uncultivated that you are unaware of the fact that there are ethnical jews and religious jews, and that they are not necessarily the same? How can you not know that there is a jewish race? Your education system has seriously failed you...
[–]loyalone 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Because the term "race" implies only a biological connection, while "ethnic" connotes those connections containing a cultural background as well (predominantly religious in this case). So, while the term 'jewish race' may be modern vernacular, it's not necessarily accurate or correct, but more likely one used in place of the other for convenience' sake. The one thing the jews have in common of course is Judaism, not necessarily their family background.
There's definitely a distinct Jewish culture, even among atheist Jews.
[–]Osgood -4 points-3 points-2 points 3 months ago
Seeing as how they where (and some still are) a xenophobic people, that chose an arbitrary way to pass on their identity. So yes, it can be one in the same.
I could guess this goes back to wanting to keep control of the land the Ottomans let them have. Since they where an easier group to control than the Arabs because of population size. Though that's a different topic for another time I guess.
[–]Actually_Atheist -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
All the downvoted people are rite. Ur so racist calling jesus a jew!
[–]sparklyjesus -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
As Uncle Ruckus once said, "Dat nigga owed me five dollas."
[–]schad500 -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
Not a big fan of anti-semitism.
[–]rufud -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
it makes fun of jesus! upvote!
[–]fresh_9OOO -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
I love Jesus: this is hilarious.
[–]Occams-lazor -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
Insult ALL the peoples!
[–]doh4 -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
I don't care about the stereotype, but a joke is supposed to be funny.
How is it funny ?
"I've ressurected the guy because he owed me money". I laugh so hard. Not.
[–]capt_slim -7 points-6 points-5 points 3 months ago
Funny? Yes, but its also in poor taste.
[–]SolarClipz -5 points-4 points-3 points 3 months ago
This is hilarious, get the sticks out of your asses.
[–]test12_test12 -12 points-11 points-10 points 3 months ago
so fucking racist =)
[–]-STRONGBLACKWOMAN- -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
SEE THIS IS WHAT I HATE ABOUT THIS SUBREDDIT ALWAYS MAKIN FUN OF SOMEONE TO HEIGHTEN YOUR ALREADY HIGH EGO DAYUM
ME AND TRASHONTEZ DECIDED TO GO ON REDDIT 4 ONE DAY TO SEE WHAT ITS LIKE AND THIS HITS ME AND MY BOOTHANG IN THE FACE >:( SMH IM DOWNVOTIN THIS U A LIE SEE I LIKE JESUZ AND SOMETIMES I THINK THAT THE BIBLE IS A SMIGE HYPOCRITICAL BUT 4 ONE SEC GET OFF UR HIGH HORSE AND IF UR GONNA STAY ON IT TELL GOD I SAID HI CUZ I CAN PROBALY SE HIM. :/
[–]Hardstyle_FTW 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
I understood none of that
[–]hay_guize_im_atheist -5 points-4 points-3 points 3 months ago
LOL THIS IS AMAZING!!!!
Jews are so cheap!!!!! I think their holy book teaches them to be stingy! LOL
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
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