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[–]joinpanda 201 points202 points ago

I haven't seen this one before. Wow what an idiot.

[–]crabsmash 73 points74 points ago

Yeah, that's the dumbest thing you could do with a rifle. Even idiots know about firearms. Especially idiots.

[–]jaqq 39 points40 points ago

He could have held it in front of his nut sack. Not sure what would have been more stupid.

[–]0ggy0ggy0ggy 68 points69 points ago*

Thankfully this isn't a gif of him holding it in front of his eye like the "a pirate will be born in.." picture.

[–]Rudahn 53 points54 points ago

That picture made me cringe intensely. ಠ_ಠ

[–]mortarnpistol 3 points4 points ago

God I know! What the fuck was he thinking?

[–]NBAallstar 2 points3 points ago

Pretty sure that's a 'she'.

[–]Xziper 1 point2 points ago

ya it's definitely a girl. Mostly because of Dat ass, Dem Legs, and dat body.

[–]Kenitzka 19 points20 points ago

You would not fare well in Thailand.

[–]NBAallstar 1 point2 points ago

Or would I?

[–]BRUISE_WILLIS 7 points8 points ago

That appears to be a break breech air rifle. Little to no recoil. She could hold it between her lips and barely chip her teeth.

[–]LadStankfoot 0 points1 point ago

I'll believe that when I see it.

[–]matt_rhorn -2 points-1 points ago

She could hold it between her lips and barely chip her teeth.

Two words. Vagina dentata

[–]NightTheBear 15 points16 points ago

I had something like that happen to me once. My friend had his scope mounted so that that when you put your cheek on the cheek rest, your eye was about three cm away from the end of the scope. It was my first time shooting, so I didn't know how much kick to expect. I looked through it, shot and I took a nice little hit. Nit enough to pirate me, but enough to leave a little bruise.

[–]xenoph2 6 points7 points ago

I immediately thought about requesting a video for this.

[–]dmsheldon87 1 point2 points ago

i've seen this one alot. upon further inspection, i'm not even sure her finger is on or anywhere near the trigger.

[–]cgoldsmith19 1 point2 points ago

saw a guy do this with my dad's .48.

[–]its_a_paradox -1 points0 points ago

wait, is she holding something?

[–]ac3b 5 points6 points ago

Natural Selection.

[–]crabsmash 25 points26 points ago

That would just be evolution in progress.

[–]MSgtGunny 22 points23 points ago

Evolution is change over time. What you're talking about is natural selection.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

But natural selection IS a mechanism of evolution.

[–]crabsmash -1 points0 points ago

Thanks. Wasn't aware of that. Genius.

[–]Major_Butthurt 4 points5 points ago

I was half expecting he would do that when he tilted his gun. Then we would have to give a Darwin award to all his unborn children.

[–]TheyCallMeTomSawyer 0 points1 point ago

If the gun was pointed at a cat, that would be more stupid.

[–]binogre 0 points1 point ago

There's a shotgun video like that, the recoil just racks the guy. Hilarious.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Well if he did it like that then at least he won't be able to breed potential idiots like himself.

[–]windandstorm 2 points3 points ago

No, people don't know about firearms. That's this gif is nothing special, I don't have any saved images, but if you've been on the internet long enough, you've seen plenty of these.

[–]UristMcHolland 1 point2 points ago

He's stupid and he should feel bad

[–]elessarjd 53 points54 points ago

Don't respect the gun, get bitch slapped by the gun.

[–]kirbyforce 22 points23 points ago

Why??

[–]Wegotthefunk 2 points3 points ago

Stupidity and/or alcohol.

[–]usernamemadetoday 5 points6 points ago

For science

[–]morrach 36 points37 points ago

Success? What the hell was he trying to do?

[–]doubleyoshi 20 points21 points ago

Maybe he had a bad tooth?

[–]dirty_banana 10 points11 points ago

More like "bad teeth'

[–]Jimwoo 8 points9 points ago

Well, if he didn't, he does now.

[–]nomofica 6 points7 points ago

And if he did, he doesn't now.

[–]down_vote_magnet 1 point2 points ago

It's a win-win situation! THIS GUY IS A GENIUS I TELL YOU.

[–]nomofica 0 points1 point ago

I don't see how having good teeth turned to bad teeth is a winning situation. It's more like a lose-win situation. It might be a winning situation for whoever is jealous of their nice teeth, though...

[–]metallink11 2 points3 points ago

Make a funny gif?

[–]binogre 1 point2 points ago

Backwoods nose job.

[–]notatestaccount 1 point2 points ago

We call that a 'Voldemort' around here.

[–]king_of_the_universe 1 point2 points ago

That's how rednecks do push-ups.

[–]strallweat 66 points67 points ago

[–]vegasbomb 19 points20 points ago

DAT RECOIL

[–]Red_means_go 26 points27 points ago

I'm 86 years old and that gave me an instant stiffy

[–]smdepot 13 points14 points ago

I'm 12, what is this?

[–]Shadow703793 3 points4 points ago

A dick.

[–]BionicJuice 8 points9 points ago

Hot damn.

[–]knowledgehungry 8 points9 points ago

totally deserved it

[–]The_Wurm 15 points16 points ago

He didn't shoot the gun, guys... Looks like a joke

[–]Anticonn 22 points23 points ago

While the video doesn't capture the muzzle flash, the way the rifle snaps back would be difficult to fake by hand. I have to assume that it was recorded with a low end camera at a relatively low framerate.

That said, taking a rifle stock to the chompers has to suck pretty good. I enjoyed his pain.

[–]Dentarthurdent42 0 points1 point ago

I'd think the force of the recoil would be enough to break his grip on it, though, considering how he's holding it...

[–]The_Wurm 0 points1 point ago

I dunno man. Looks pretty damn fake to me. Let's agree to disagree :)

[–]bhunter904 2 points3 points ago

Dumb Ass. Why would you hold it like that.

[–]infinitig 2 points3 points ago

thats some proper technique for firing a rifle right there

[–]waywirk137 2 points3 points ago

What was he expecting to happen?

[–]Whiskah6k 18 points19 points ago

This looks fake as hell, Am I the only one that sees that?

[–]cthulueatsyou 10 points11 points ago

He's almost definitely doing it on purpose, you can kinda see him flinching a split second before he fires, and why would he shake his limbs out beforehand?

[–]brewhouse 7 points8 points ago

Probably lost a bet.

[–]canyoushowmearound 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I don't think he actually fired the gun, no one would be that stupid with a high powered rifle, and it didn't look like he was bleeding

[–]thehollowman84 1 point2 points ago

no no, someone just HAPPENED to be video recording someone firing a gun like a retard.

[–]Balestar 1 point2 points ago

I'd say so, from the way he's holding the gun the recoil should push the tip of the barrel up or down as it rotates around the point where his hands are, it just looks like he's punched himself in the face with the butt of the rifle.

[–]workpuppy 0 points1 point ago

Not so much true with a rifle...Barrel deflection is much less than backward kick.

That being said, that's not an elephant gun. It looks to me more like he pulled it toward his face, and then curled around it to simulate the hit.

[–]F-That 1 point2 points ago

That gun made that guy his bitch.

[–]F-Thatsbiggestfan 0 points1 point ago

Be-atch, even.

[–]Bowzer84 1 point2 points ago

Mmmmm.... Schadenfreude.

[–]turnleftdale 1 point2 points ago

When will people stop using gifbin?

[–]fusebox13 1 point2 points ago

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!

[–]NNYPhillipJFry 1 point2 points ago

Any one have a video source? Frankly I think its bullshit and staged...

[–]sub1ime 3 points4 points ago

Just let natural selection do it's job...

[–]eravulgaris 3 points4 points ago

It's its. Better work on that grammar, son, or natural selection will do its job.

[–]RabiD_FetuS 4 points5 points ago

The threat is much weightier if I imagine that you are referring to yourself as "natural selection."

[–]perfect_disguise 2 points3 points ago

I was gonna say you might want to watch out, until I looked up the word weightier. Gonna start using that now.

[–]nomofica 0 points1 point ago

Because one's grammar (which, by the way, wasn't a grammatical error but rather a punctual error) has a direct impact on how long one may live, as opposed to the actions they take...

[–]wjoelbrooks 0 points1 point ago

I prefer punctual errors. I hate it when those bastards make me wait.

[–]eravulgaris -1 points0 points ago

Let me guess, you're one of those guys.

[–]nomofica 0 points1 point ago

You're going to have to clarify; I'm not going to assume or pretend to know of "those guys" to which you refer.

[–]eravulgaris 0 points1 point ago

One of those guys that doesn't know when someone is joking and responds with a sarcastic reply.

[–]nomofica 0 points1 point ago

I suppose so. I've learned to assume everyone on the interwebs is a moron until proven otherwise.

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[–]dirrtysanchez04 2 points3 points ago

I had nothing to do with anything represented here today.

[–]binaryechoes 0 points1 point ago

*dat

[–]poNji 0 points1 point ago

Bloody idiot.

[–]kristinadney 0 points1 point ago

WHO DOES THAT?! and who the fuck gave this moron a gun?!

[–]pixelbulbasaur 0 points1 point ago

The guy recording this is a genius for not telling him anything

[–]rstaubach_12 0 points1 point ago

F'ing idiot defined...

[–]RazXIII 0 points1 point ago

Why the hell was he trying to accomplish?

[–]rawilleq 0 points1 point ago

what an idiot. i guess that's natural selection right there...

[–]JarekBloodDragon 0 points1 point ago

It's not the recoil. He's just an idiot.

[–]gogogadgetschlong 0 points1 point ago

What does the "Judging Judgement" Machine think?

[–]Ottershaw 0 points1 point ago

[–]ElderBowlsV 0 points1 point ago

you'll shoot your eye out kid

[–]FUCITADEL 0 points1 point ago

As soon as I saw him pistol grip a rifle, I knew he was going to be in for a bad time.

[–]WeldingMouse 0 points1 point ago

Actually you could probably pull it off if it was a pistol-grip... It's the shape of that rifle stock that doesn't let you get a good pivot-point.

If you do try this you have to remember to let the recoil carry the barrel of the gun upwards, pivoting around the wrist instead of trying to stop it all at once.

[–]randomPerson34567 0 points1 point ago

He didn't see that coming?

[–]wallen112 0 points1 point ago

Ive never shot a gun, or learned anything about it but I know thats not how to hold or shoot one and that he is in fact, an idiot.

[–]KincSoup 0 points1 point ago

It's moments like this that make me doubt the second amendment.

(Only for a moment.)

[–]RoboNinjaPirate 0 points1 point ago

Every year, I teach Cub Scouts how to shoot BB Guns at Day Camp. Probably about 200 or so each year. The Youngest of them are 6 years old.

Not one of them was stupid enough to hold the bb gun like that.

[–]synth3tic 0 points1 point ago

Wonder where the bullet landed. Hopefully not someone's house.

[–]ProbablyNotWorking 0 points1 point ago

....why?

[–]bobdle 0 points1 point ago

[–]ltdragon[S] -1 points0 points ago

it is a direct link.. yours i cant seem to open after the link with RES....

[–]bobdle 0 points1 point ago

Oh. Strange. Works for me =/

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

idiot

[–]clocks52 0 points1 point ago

What was he expecting to happen??

[–]Jay21310 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if intentional

or just retarded

[–]frodo_faggins 0 points1 point ago

My brother never held the shotgun tight enough to his shoulder. I always told him it hurts less if you just keep it tight. Never listened till one day it he got a dislocation.

[–]cassidycaterson 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for not saying "Dat recoil" in the title.

[–]ltdragon[S] 0 points1 point ago

"dat" isnt even a word... but someone has uploaded one with the title "dat recoil"

[–]papa_ice_king[!] 0 points1 point ago

why would you hold a gun like that, just why

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Fake and bad acting. Looks like a few frames were spliced out to make it seem more real, but the gun should be recoiling before his face does.

[–]Nicxtrem99 0 points1 point ago

America.

[–]Ikkus 0 points1 point ago

Did anybody say fake? Because fake.

[–]SuperBeast4721 0 points1 point ago

My god I didn't think anyone would actually be dumb enough to do this.

[–]Crimms 0 points1 point ago

So he learned to shoot a gun through Quake?

[–]gmw2222 0 points1 point ago

There's a reason the butt is shaped to fit your shoulder..

[–]WickedMystic 0 points1 point ago

That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. After a few seconds, I thought he was going to take a shot to the nuts.

[–]irishdef 0 points1 point ago

How and why would you hold a gun like that? Has he ever seen a movie/taken training ANYTHING will make him change his holding position...

[–]Budluv 0 points1 point ago

when I see people fucking around with guns like this it makes me want to kick them in the nuts.. at least he got a little reminder. It's not a toy. it's a zombie killing implement. treat it like one.

[–]LewisKolb -4 points-3 points ago

Haha, I remember this, Repost but, you can get an upvote anyway.

[–]skepticspaceman 6 points7 points ago

yea i've definitely seen this before but it's always fun to see someone that's stupider than you do something that hurts themselves

[–]opiates_ 0 points1 point ago

Well said.

[–]Ihabk -4 points-3 points ago

[–]LovinItsWhatIGot -2 points-1 points ago

that guy should've limbered up more