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[–]chrismr 134 points135 points ago

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Here he comes across the lake, Comin' for his birthday cake. Sing "happy birthday dragon Don!" And watch him blow the candles... on.

  - Shel Silverstein

[–]readermom 15 points16 points ago

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My favorite poem!! I think because it was so easy to memorize plus always gets a laugh. I came here to reference that! You beat me to it!!

[–]darkkite23 2 points3 points ago

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That's a great poem. I had to memorize The Unicorn. It was great.

[–]darkkite23 2 points3 points ago

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Favorite poet, hands down.

[–]maannequin 0 points1 point ago

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I always read that in the tune of Psycho Dad theme song for some reason.

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[–]Shadft 192 points193 points ago

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I guess that his birthday would dragon drag on forever

[–]Schroedingers_Cat 104 points105 points ago

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[–]titan623 8 points9 points ago

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I smell a skyrim mod in the making.

[–]Schroedingers_Cat 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Phil56731 4 points5 points ago

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FUS DO RA-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance.

[–]resonatingfury 10 points11 points ago

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The thought of fighting a dragon drag queen is....interesting. Would've given Shrek an awkward turn

[–]I_Lyk_Dis 24 points25 points ago

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More awkward than a dragon successfully mating with a donkey?

[–]resonatingfury 5 points6 points ago

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Well seeing as how the drag queen dragon would've still tried to mate with the male donkey...yeah I'd say so lol

[–]Todomanna 3 points4 points ago

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Just because one dresses in women's clothes does not mean one is homosexual.

Eddie Izzard, for instance.

[–]resonatingfury 2 points3 points ago

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I know that, but I was keeping the story the same and just changing the character.

[–]colemanator 1 point2 points ago

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Apparently someone has never seen a donkey show before, if there is a will there is a way

[–]TheyCallMeTomSawyer 0 points1 point ago

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You think Shrek would've had a bad time? Imagine what'll happen when Skyrim players see this.

[–]fried_chicken 0 points1 point ago

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You're alive afterall!

[–]Njugguh 37 points38 points ago

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NO! I don't want to fire up a pun thread.

[–]kalarax 26 points27 points ago

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I hope this doesn't get out of scales.

[–]faderskibet 13 points14 points ago

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These puns are smaugin hot!

[–]PoorlyTimedPhraseGuy 9 points10 points ago

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I treasure threads like this.

[–]Numerous1 8 points9 points ago

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I knew Reddit would sink its teeth into this.

[–]colacadstink 5 points6 points ago

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This thread really took flight.

[–]whoareyouagain 7 points8 points ago

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I'm not good with puns guys, someone help me wing it.

[–]mints_junior 3 points4 points ago

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Upvote for you! I know how hard it is trying to be heard at the tail end of a pun thread..

[–]Lexusjjss 2 points3 points ago

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Now I'm just flying by for the karma.

[–]bigchipshi 0 points1 point ago

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time to flame the OP... unfortunately thats all i got. turns out i dont have much fire power...

[–]sudevsen -2 points-1 points ago

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Let the pun-damonium begin!!

[–]HashtagsYourComment -2 points-1 points ago

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#PUNLIFE!

[–]Yoyo8 3 points4 points ago

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At this rate we're gonna be here all knight.

[–]colacadstink 4 points5 points ago

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Sorry, the official pun thread's up there.

[–]Yoyo8 5 points6 points ago

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Okay...

[–]sudevsen -1 points0 points ago

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just before you make another joke i shall nick your sunglasses

[–]jorge2990 -3 points-2 points ago

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I see what you did there...

[–]_Lawlrus_ 52 points53 points ago

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It's not like he needs the wish he is already a dragon what more could you want?

[–]Breathing_Balls 23 points24 points ago

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To be acknowledged, appreciated and most of all, a toy human. It is his birthday after all.

[–]_Lawlrus_ 11 points12 points ago

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He is feared though, I wish I was feared.

[–]Sinavestia 12 points13 points ago

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I'll fear you if you want.

[–]Ted417 11 points12 points ago

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Sounds kinky.

[–]PoorlyTimedPhraseGuy 2 points3 points ago

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That joke had a sexual reference!

[–]yourmydinner 0 points1 point ago

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AHHHH

[–]wumfi 0 points1 point ago

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RES tag, "Fear him!"

[–]colacadstink 1 point2 points ago

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I WILL BE HIS FRIEND! :-)

[–]Yoyo8 6 points7 points ago

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A girl dragon to repopulate the dragon world.

[–]annelisemonte 10 points11 points ago

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At first I thought they were joke candles. Then I realized dragons breathe fire, and that I am stupid late at night.

[–]N037 17 points18 points ago

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Don't be so hard on yourself, I'm sure that you are stupid all the time! :3 <3

[–]annelisemonte 5 points6 points ago

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Aww, thanks. Wait what?

[–]PoorlyTimedPhraseGuy 1 point2 points ago

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:)<3

[–]gymnasticAristocrat 9 points10 points ago

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I read the title to the tune of The Neverending Story theme song. And that was before I even looked at the image and saw it was about a dragon.

Basically, I'm going to go re-watch The Neverending Story now.

[–]Travelerdude 2 points3 points ago

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I would suggest re-reading it, unless you haven't read it. In that case, I would suggest reading it. The book is much better. Although, if you must, you can still listen to the theme song while reading.

[–]matphoto 0 points1 point ago

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Having read the book first I kind of dislike the movie. Some stories are better when you get to imagine everything.

[–]Travelerdude 1 point2 points ago

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I understand, but movies will be made from popular books just like popcorn will be made at theaters. Popcorn isn't cheap and doesn't really taste good, but people will still buy a large bag. Books and movies are two different mediums. Books are far more intimate and active. Movies are passive and uses less imagination.

I try to enjoy both based on their own merits and not go into a movie expecting to see a literal translation of the book, especially after the imaginative, experiential sensation of losing myself in a beloved story.

Still, I like to see how "professionals" imagine it. Although a movie, especially made in Hollywood, is geared so much toward profit that risks tend to be avoided even though it's always the risk takers that produce the best movies.

[–]gymnasticAristocrat 0 points1 point ago

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I have not read the book. In fact, I went through most of my childhood not even aware there was a book and frankly I'm somewhat glad. Because if what I hear is true about the movie being disappointing compared to the book then I count it as a good thing that I got to see it without that prejudice. On its own, that movie kicked so much ass and was a major part of my childhood.

I'll get around to reading the book eventually. Though right now I just don't have the time.

[–]Travelerdude 0 points1 point ago

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The movie did kick ass! I loved it and lived in Munich, Germany for a while which is close to the studio where they filmed it and visited Bavaria Studios and saw Falkor the luck dragon. And when I hear the music to the movie, I get goosebumps as well. But you should read the book. Look for a version with the red and green lettering, if you can find it. And then climb in an attic somewhere, perhaps yours, perhaps not, and wait for a stormy night, and light a candle, and lose yourself in the story again and again.

[–]colacadstink 0 points1 point ago

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Same, and now it's stuck in my head too.

Not that that's a problem.

[–]indecisivegirl 0 points1 point ago

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Glad I'm not the only one!

[–]JoelMontgomery 81 points82 points ago

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Never accept a blow job from a dragon.

Trust me, I've had some... Bad experiences

[–]krazy_dragon 99 points100 points ago

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I thought we agreed weren't going to talk about this???

[–]DinoJames 15 points16 points ago

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fucking promiscuous dragons

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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didnt nelly right a song about this?

[–]GinInsideMyTonic 18 points19 points ago

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yeah i think you're write.

[–]PoorlyTimedPhraseGuy 5 points6 points ago

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At least he's not Wong.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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damnit the grammar fairies came early this year!

[–]purenitrogen -1 points0 points ago

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That's not grammar, that's a completely different word.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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from websters: "grammar 1 a : the study of the classes of words, their inflections, and their functions and relations in the sentence "

[–]mastermike14 0 points1 point ago

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spelling fairies, not grammar

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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and what kind of fairy would you be?

[–]Existential_Proism -1 points0 points ago

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They're teasin' me

[–]Damaband41 19 points20 points ago

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I thought we agreed that blowjobs involve sucking, not actually blowing???

[–]Lasty 5 points6 points ago

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'dose teeth...

[–]Trip_McNeely 2 points3 points ago

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Dat heat.

[–]Icanhazcomment 2 points3 points ago

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Do you also do parties?

[–]lord_gif 12 points13 points ago

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They must have been

*sunglasses

Pretty damn hot

[–]JoelMontgomery 5 points6 points ago

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YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!

[–]Robo1 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds like a pretty fiery encounter

[–]Breathing_Balls 7 points8 points ago

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Time for an AMA then.

[–]Vital_Pulse 6 points7 points ago

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IAmA PERSON WHO HAD ORAL PLEASURE FROM A DRAGON AMA.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Yep, that might be the title.

[–]OuterShpongolia 4 points5 points ago

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By dragon, you mean mother in law right? Because if so.. I totally know what you mean.

[–]Icanhazcomment 4 points5 points ago

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TIL what Khalesi's reddit username is.

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[–]whattaninja 6 points7 points ago

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Bad troll is bad.

[–]TizzleFizzle 0 points1 point ago

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What'd he say?

[–]whattaninja 0 points1 point ago

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He was going on about how this story must be false, and being really angry about it. Because dragons aren't real... The nerve of course dragons are real! How else do adventures make money?

[–]theodrixx 0 points1 point ago

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ATTENTION PLEASE:

The_ROTTED_DRILL

IS AN ANAGRAM OF

"THE_REDDIT_TROLL"

THIS GUY WANTS DOWNVOTES; GIVE HIM UPVOTES.

[–]mmtrjh01 1 point2 points ago

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Are you two in cahoots...?

[–]TheSilkyNerd 0 points1 point ago

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You killed it.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Wat.

[–]AmusedDragon 5 points6 points ago

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I am not amused.

[–]elliopolis 20 points21 points ago

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[–]Sfinocc 3 points4 points ago

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the context or the comic requires dragons to be real. You cannot disqualify other magical things to appear in a world you do not know nor understand.

[–]dorkrock2 2 points3 points ago

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That is simultaneously adorable and tragic.

[–]Dunabu 4 points5 points ago

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Dragon's fire would've not only melted those candles completely, but the heat convection probably would set the table ablaze.

This comic is built on LIES.

[–]cathemeral 8 points9 points ago

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but charizard isn't a dragon

[–]colacadstink -1 points0 points ago

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...can't tell if meme I don't know, or just retarded.

[–]Chaster321 0 points1 point ago

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Not a meme. He's fire type

[–]colacadstink 4 points5 points ago

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Charizard is a very dragon-like Pokémon.

...

Even though Charizard is not a dragon type it has access to Dragon-type moves.

Clearly he's a ninja dragon.

[–]Chaster321 2 points3 points ago

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That's why he's the badassest of all the Pokemon.

[–]mr_dragon 8 points9 points ago

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Naww. Thanks guys.

[–]N037 2 points3 points ago

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You should get a tattoo of a girl.

[–]colacadstink 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Herman_Mudgett 2 points3 points ago

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Waking up on your birthday and the first post on the front page is about birthdays. Thanks for the good start to my day reddit.

[–]iwontbecreative 2 points3 points ago

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So shyvanna is dyrus?

[–]vendee 0 points1 point ago

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Ctrl+F dyrus, was not disappointed.

[–]kylenienhaus 2 points3 points ago

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Aw, thanks Reddit! I'm 28 today!

[–]kmj442 2 points3 points ago

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Today is my birthday, I want a dragon to blow out my candles!

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Candles have to melt eventually >.> <.<

[–]knofle 1 point2 points ago*

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It's funny because dragons don't even exist, and he's doing people stuff!

Now do one of a hedgehog being sad after ripping a hole in his trampoline or some stupid shit like that.

[–]niklaskronwalled 1 point2 points ago

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This shit makes the top of the front page?

[–]burgerholdthelettuce 1 point2 points ago

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until the candles melt

[–]TheLoveKraken 1 point2 points ago

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Now imagine you're a mythical creature that lives underwater. :(

[–]JPX7 0 points1 point ago

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Cakeday buddies!! (forever alone)

[–]cdgp 1 point2 points ago

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Should have made Baked Alaska.

[–]beherns 0 points1 point ago

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Is that when you get stoned with Sarah Palin?

[–]yascha 1 point2 points ago

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If Mr. Dragon can't exhale without breathing fire, I think he has other problems.

[–]Ace1999 1 point2 points ago

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Not possible. The flames would melt the candles, frosting, AND the cake. DEBUNKT.

[–]string97bean 3 points4 points ago

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This is why they live for thousands of years.

[–]Agehn 3 points4 points ago

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This would make a great gif. What with, you know, the repeating every time. He could have this happy little smile each time he's about to blow. 'cause it's his birthday, and he's getting cake, he doesn't care. He's happy.

[–]BlueElephants 5 points6 points ago

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You shall be served. http://i.imgur.com/zbPkR.gif

[–]CottonCandyPony 1 point2 points ago

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This is exactly how I felt as I child while trying to blow out those tricky magic relighting candles.

[–]poeticdisaster 0 points1 point ago

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MMM Burned cake lol

[–]flnhst 0 points1 point ago

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Dragons must have a huge lung capacity.

He must suck the flames out.

[–]chrononugget 0 points1 point ago

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It's always cake day when you're a dragon :)

[–]Atmozfears 0 points1 point ago

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I would like the recipe for that fire proof cake.

[–]ieatpotatochips 0 points1 point ago

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Poor guy. I bet he never gets his wish.

[–]DefinitelyNotShifty 0 points1 point ago

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He's a sad little dragon

[–]Lonelobo21 0 points1 point ago

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Neverending..Until the candles melt and ruin the cake.

[–]The_Horny_Goat 0 points1 point ago

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Whose got the biggest, slimiest, scariest dick in town? The dragon does...The dragon does...

[–]Jarlid21 0 points1 point ago

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Cake is perfect... fuck yea

[–]sergev 0 points1 point ago

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Guess he can never have ice cream cake.

[–]pizzacircus 0 points1 point ago

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This is the birthday song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends.

[–]Andrizzleton 0 points1 point ago

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Wrong. Entropy.

[–]garychencool 0 points1 point ago

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At least the cake didn't go up in flames.

[–]Raxony 0 points1 point ago

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That explains why the dragons are coming back after 4000 years.

[–]callmecatalyst 0 points1 point ago

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dracarys

[–]ilostmyotheraccount 0 points1 point ago

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Woo-woo-woo! (falcor)

[–]NoActualSuperPowers 0 points1 point ago

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I bet it's just those trick candles.

[–]Thwick 0 points1 point ago

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T-Shirt with this idea was submitted to Threadless in 2007

It's a nice shirt, notice the Dragon's tear.

[–]JoeWhy2 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else read the title to the tune of "Never Ending Story" or am I just old?

[–]E-Squid 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like someone needs to learn how to backblast.

[–]The_Body 0 points1 point ago

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infinite wishes.

[–]Erynsen 0 points1 point ago

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Dragons are racist.

[–]luigi6745 0 points1 point ago

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Quite the coincidence since today is my birthday!

[–]mtled 0 points1 point ago

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I think today is the best day to have a birthday! :)

[–]eakrich88 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Varjaar 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone have a source for this?

[–]renusuke 0 points1 point ago

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if she's the present, i would want a never ending birthday! hahaha xD http://imagetwist.com/894ndz6f186m/546324_324126977648886_236483506413234_842381_1839714112_n.jpg.html

[–]Tonooki 0 points1 point ago

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The never ending biiiiiiirthdaaay. OooohooOOoohOOOOoohOOOOOOOOoo...

[–]warped_and_bubbling 0 points1 point ago

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FALCOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!

[–]sudevsen 0 points1 point ago

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Dont worry
This will end as soon the CGI budget runs out
Then poof
There be no dragon
And the cake is obviously a lie

[–]Rourkey 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me regret not wishing for a dragon for me last birthday :'(. That way I could have anything i wanted cos who is going to mess with me when I have a dragon, no one thats who!!

[–]neckbeardnorm 0 points1 point ago

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Then he can just get more wishes per cake

[–]deaft 0 points1 point ago

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MUDMUDMUDMUDMUDMUDMUD

[–]brinana91 0 points1 point ago

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It's like a sad happy ending

[–]nikitak1453 0 points1 point ago

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the never ending story theme is stuck in my head now....nooooo!

[–]Clayburn 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because it's true!

[–]qwertymaster 0 points1 point ago

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Assuming the candles were made of dragon glass.

[–]Foodisgoodmaybe 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me sad and happy at the same time }:)

[–]beherns 0 points1 point ago

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Great, now there is wax on my cake

[–]kristmitch 0 points1 point ago

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And it's the year of the dragon on the lunar calendar! :)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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not completely different. very similar words. easy to slip up when typing on the phone. besides why should i be so pressured for perfect spelling? should i have my comments in mla format as well?

[–]Philiphe 0 points1 point ago

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YOL TOOR SHUL

[–]bigpaulo 0 points1 point ago

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ATREYU!

[–]AlwaysPostsLimericks 0 points1 point ago

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There once was a dragon in Skyrim. Who made a cake out of a pilgrim. It had to fight, to blow out the lights. This story will start to get grim.

[–]tonyh322 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I get it! They're trick candles, right?

[–]grarl 0 points1 point ago

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birthday unending

[–]TheInexorableTruth 0 points1 point ago

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Ah. TIL this is why dragons live so long.

[–]used_bathwater 0 points1 point ago

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TIL your birthday isn't over until you've blown out your candles

[–]Kodix 0 points1 point ago

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I call bullshit. The cake would melt.

This comic is unrealistic and I want no part of it.

[–]TF_1981 0 points1 point ago

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not quite 'never ending', rather till the candles last

[–]tornsoulja 0 points1 point ago

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what happens when he burns the candles

[–]quadtodfodder 0 points1 point ago

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"He's a birthday boy. He kills without reason. If he has no reason to kill you, then he can kill you. But if he has a reason to kill you, then he's got a problem. Because if he kills you without resolving that problem, then you'd be dead, and the problem would live on forever, unresolved. "

[–]smelgibson 0 points1 point ago

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Never ending at least until the cake burns... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ_R-G_i4Xk

[–]Quizpop54 0 points1 point ago

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Troll breath?...or troll candle?Maybe troll cake?How about just plain Trollin.

[–]shmalo 0 points1 point ago

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Most adorable dragon I've ever seen.

[–]darahen2004 0 points1 point ago

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make a line ladies...make a line

[–]EganM 0 points1 point ago

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This looks to be a never ending story...bad luck, dragon.

[–]brinana91 0 points1 point ago

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I spent a good amount of time trying to find this damn thing for my friends birthday! I knew I had seen something birthday related that was funny but couldn't remember what

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[–]like_a_boss42 -1 points0 points ago

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YES!

[–]Shadow250000 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, um. So, a fb friend of mine linked something from 9gag, and I obviously raged, then felt like I should check out the site once since I've never gone there.
Found this.
Submitted 16 hours ago. This was posted 10 hours ago.
So now we steal from 9gag? Cut that shit out.
I suppose it's possible you found it on the tumblr page, where it originated, but even then, the 9gag one has a link to the original, whereas this was uploaded on imgur.

[–]Squintz69 -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like Charzard to me

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Not sure if Charizard or dragon..

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Sir, I do believe that you accidentally posted this in /r/funny.

[–]CompC -1 points0 points ago

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Happy Birthday, Mr. Charizard!

FTFY

[–]BobSaget12345 -1 points0 points ago

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Is this Charizard

[–]csgoodri -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like Charizard.

[–]like_a_boss42 -1 points0 points ago

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Yes.

[–]omcw -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Ex_Digg_User -4 points-3 points ago

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That's funny.

[–]Mowshee 0 points1 point ago

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There's actually a nice way of saying this without being spam, it's called hitting the upvote button

[–]Ex_Digg_User 0 points1 point ago

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I agree.