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[–]oopsifarted 12 points13 points ago

...there's always next year...maybe.

[–]Shoola[S] 21 points22 points ago

Probably not, I'll try a few more times and then if I still get downvoted, I'll post a "how it feels getting downvoted on your cake day" with a gif of a toddler getting hit by a bus or something.

[–]PrancingCobra 2 points3 points ago

Maybe not a repost next time. I gave you an upvote just because it is your cake day. Everyone deserves an upvote on cake day.

[–]comprehension 6 points7 points ago

wait, I need a non-repost for cake day.. how do I find something funny to post that isn't a repost....

I know, I'll search google for "funny"!

[–]amadea56 1 point2 points ago

At least it sounds like you have a solid game plan. Good to hear you prepared for this. Originally, I downvoted, I will upvote for the attitude.

[–]TheJoel2012 0 points1 point ago

I'll give you an upvote! ;)

[–]StoneJones 3 points4 points ago

Someday this GIF will be the most relevant thing ever. Someday

[–]theghostofme 4 points5 points ago

The fact that people think they're supposed to karma whore on their Reddit birthday speaks volumes about why the link karma system is so flawed.

[–]mike413 1 point2 points ago

The centrifugal force is strong in this one...

[–]Phased 2 points3 points ago

From a commercial for the new Star wars ride. (This is from when they waste time waiting for their ride to open)

[–]alienigma 2 points3 points ago

That's no moon ...

[–]TheyCallHimPaul 2 points3 points ago

It gets better the longer you watch it. Because you know under that mask is a look of pure content.

[–]madog173 1 point2 points ago

Sir I Comend you on this. :)

[–]westbrookism 1 point2 points ago

Ah yes the classic repost. Very nice choice, very nice indeed.

[–]ronster11 3 points4 points ago

you have a cake next to your user what else do you want.

[–]splunge4me2 1 point2 points ago

Here's a whole page of funny Darth Vader GIFs

http://senorgif.memebase.com/tag/darth-vader/

[–]Shoola[S] 5 points6 points ago

I may not gain karma today, but this is a beautiful thing you've shown me.

[–]splunge4me2 1 point2 points ago

happy reddit day!

[–]umheywaitdude 1 point2 points ago

I'll jump on board with ya since I found this in /r/new. Upvotes all around! Happy cake day.

[–]bzapp 3 points4 points ago

A repost will do just fine, happy cake day

[–]fablewings 1 point2 points ago

No down votes to you from me. :]

[–]ajax027 0 points1 point ago

REPOST. you whore

[–]Shoola[S] 1 point2 points ago

Excuse me while I cry in the shower.

[–]Rich131 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Robot Chicken. Imagine how pissed Vader would be?

[–]indrewbitably 0 points1 point ago

Vader didnt even wave back. what a boss.

[–]clayclayclay -1 points0 points ago

The best way to whore karma on your cake day is to not post something that has already been re-posted to death. Hard, I know. Get a cat and spend the rest of your day following it around with a camera. That should do it.

ps. Downvoted you. Sorry.

[–]Shoola[S] 1 point2 points ago

I have an outdoor cat who does nothing reddit worthy. I should have just forced her into a teapot and said it's "her favorite spot in the house."