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[–]Moobs_like_Jagger 12 points13 points ago

You wouldn't happen to be an "interpersonal engineer"...?

[–]Thirdyearfreshmen 14 points15 points ago

I get it....I understand this joke!!

[–]JoelMontgomery 7 points8 points ago

"you seem pretty busy! What are you working on?"

"oh, you know... Work stuff"

"mind if I take a look? Hmmm... Well, that's some great asdfing, keep it up!"

[–]RemyTaveras 27 points28 points ago

House a guy supposed to get any work done here?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Only when they Chase you for the report.

[–]goofball_jones 3 points4 points ago

I can give you 13 reasons why that wouldn't work.

[–]blink_again_bitch 3 points4 points ago

I dunno man, its a pretty Wilde plan, could work

[–]exaei 3 points4 points ago

You Foreman are embarrassing yourselves, stop it.

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[–]communistjack 2 points3 points ago

I will just Park myself here.

[–]NarcoleptcSmurf 2 points3 points ago

Cuddy it out you guys, this is terrible.

[–]communistjack 1 point2 points ago

I will just go back to my House then

[–]732 8 points9 points ago

I guess it's a good thing my boss never just comes to check up on me...

[–]Siikk 2 points3 points ago

The things he would see...

[–]732 4 points5 points ago

About 15k lines of code?

[–]Senjiroh 7 points8 points ago

I read as "15k lines of coke"

[–]blink_again_bitch 1 point2 points ago

penis.

[–]marouf33 0 points1 point ago

So you have 15k lines of code open on your screen? I call bullshit

[–]732 1 point2 points ago

Well obviously stacked behind other source files. But on average, yes. The two applications I support are approximately 350k lines excluding comments and whitespace. I don't care if you don't believe me.

[–]wearmaize 5 points6 points ago

That's how I look on http://hackertyper.net/

[–]nopenowan 6 points7 points ago

And this is how successful English majors are made!

[–]omnicious 3 points4 points ago

[–]allthatsalsa 0 points1 point ago

This is the most ridiculous Star Trek gif I've ever seen.

[–]ashtonishing18 1 point2 points ago

I very much relate to this. Unfortunately my work computers are suuuuper slow so i have to detect him from very far away.

[–]Quizpop54 1 point2 points ago

That's an accurate description of me.

[–]clearwind 1 point2 points ago

[–]aMANescape 1 point2 points ago

bitches love house

[–]ilovemybfsp33n 3 points4 points ago

As a bitch, I can confirm this.

[–]NZShantyman 0 points1 point ago

I'm so relieved it wasn't that gif of that dog going crazy and then still when the owner comes round the corner.

That was still funny after the first 15 reposts but now is similar to your soul being slowly beaten...again.... and.... again

Anyways, have an upvote

[–]brittsuzanne 0 points1 point ago

Semi relevant

[–]mollshenanigans 0 points1 point ago

Anytime I see my boss walking near me I practically throw my cell phone away from me and act like this.

[–]nahnope 0 points1 point ago

He looks like he's playing the piano.

[–]Pokethug 0 points1 point ago

I can't do this. I'm my own boss...

[–]Pheon809 0 points1 point ago

I just shake my head pretending that I just got off a phone call with an annoying client

[–]Greenei 0 points1 point ago

I always slow down my workingspeed by about 100% when someone looks to check if I'm working.

[–]knuckLeNT 0 points1 point ago

I work in an icecream stand and when my boss walks in everyone grabs a rag and pretends to be cleaning the coolers.

[–]ilovemybfsp33n 0 points1 point ago

Why is he so sexy?

[–]Remontant 0 points1 point ago

Sense of humor. Sarcasm. INTELLIGENCE!

[–]BdotDS -3 points-2 points ago

Fuck you