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[–]bagadman 65 points66 points ago

This is Maru, the famous box loving cat.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

Recognizing porn stars is nothing, it's all about the cats. And, I love you.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

MARU ICHIBAN

[–]NurRauch 3 points4 points ago

Porn star? Dude this cat is the Robert De Niro of cats. I can't think of any other cat in all of history that has so strongly wielded world-wide fame.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

My cat and I have an arrangement: I can look at pictures of other cats on the internet but no gifs or videos, and certainly no knowing their names. :/

[–]Only_Comments_Cats -5 points-4 points ago

Cats

[–]likeabowlofsoup 0 points1 point ago

You know when you're on Reddit when...

[–]okmkz -2 points-1 points ago

This is too fucking stupid

[–]UzwellUzington -1 points0 points ago

Hats

[–]Engineer3227 2 points3 points ago

I thought that's who it was! There seriously needs to be MORE Maru videos! LOTS more!

Maru knows just how to brighten my day!

[–]poptart2nd 1 point2 points ago

i always found it ironic that the fattest cat on the internet is running into boxes labeled "diet."

[–]GiantManaconda 0 points1 point ago

When I recognized the cat immediately I knew I'd been on the internet too long. Time to go outside.

[–]BrilliantHamologist 0 points1 point ago

Maru is magic.

[–]superwinner 0 points1 point ago

I love how in spite of the fact he is stuck in a box, he still tried to get into another box.

[–]Angercrank 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how much that cat would sell for.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 19 points20 points ago

He looks so proud.

http://i.imgur.com/f99mP.jpg

[–]BobIV 4 points5 points ago

Of course he looks proud... He is a 7-purrty-7

[–]fucksmith 14 points15 points ago

[–]dontlemmedown 2 points3 points ago

Now do it with a cat.

[–]unusedalias 0 points1 point ago

The sound of that video is amazing. The way they guy yells...it does something to my soul.

[–]thudstroke 8 points9 points ago

I am meow an airplane.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

you forgot the "h" on hairplane

[–]therocketflyer 7 points8 points ago

Requesting purrmission for takeoff!!

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[–]KyoskeMikashi 2 points3 points ago

wha- bu- I dont even.. why... I ACCEPT

[–]Rocush21 -1 points0 points ago

1080p wallpaper version please?

[–]HYPERNATURL 3 points4 points ago

Maru is best cat

[–]-TheBender- 2 points3 points ago

"The cat is now an airplane!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I love you

[–]Jsocia 5 points6 points ago

[–]Shieya[!] 9 points10 points ago

I will always upvote Maru.

[–]The_Jujunater 6 points7 points ago

M-Maru?

[–]Blahblag12321 1 point2 points ago

wink

[–]callingcard 1 point2 points ago

wink

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Maru sez, "box outfits are serious business."

[–]imiiiiik 1 point2 points ago

The Department of Homeland Security wants to "interview" her now

[–]ratking11 1 point2 points ago

Is Maru doing a book with HarperCollins?

[–]hangoneveryword 1 point2 points ago

Already did!

[–]SpermWhale 3 points4 points ago

Cat-130.

[–]baitingforyears 0 points1 point ago

Ready for take off!

[–]Band_Camp 0 points1 point ago

Oh good god! Dat face!

[–]HelloGoodbyeBlueSky 0 points1 point ago

I must go. My people need me.

[–]GoldenEye008 0 points1 point ago

Should open both eyes before take off.

[–]wilsonjonez 0 points1 point ago

They said I could be anything.

I said airplane

[–]ballastpoint 0 points1 point ago*

Made me think of Voltron!

[–]CeruleanOak 0 points1 point ago

I think the quote you're looking for is "why is this contraption on me?"

[–]Funkysnow 0 points1 point ago

I feel the need!

[–]CIGARO17 0 points1 point ago

I read the title in ron swanson's voice.

[–]grantaccess 0 points1 point ago

Like a boss!

[–]HALF_OF_THE_COMMENT 0 points1 point ago

That cat does not lo

[–]DextrosKnight 0 points1 point ago

<3 Maru

[–]superflous_dirigible 0 points1 point ago

That must have been how nyan cat started

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I love the confident look he has on his face. It just says, "I got this s**t."

[–]shadybee 0 points1 point ago

So many reposts....

[–]canadian028 0 points1 point ago

"Thank you for choosing our airlines and felining with us"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

that's a pretty sweet hairplane

[–]FoxyGrampa 0 points1 point ago

I could never get a box like that on my cat. He's way too fat.

[–]moobiemovie 0 points1 point ago

I don't see a collar. That cat is a flight risk.

[–]mike413 0 points1 point ago

Better warn dogfort of the feline air force...

[–]iDollar 0 points1 point ago

Is it me or is he winking?

[–]skalp69 0 points1 point ago

"against my will"

[–]ab103630 0 points1 point ago

Begin the assault on dog fort

[–]bdugan 0 points1 point ago

Bitch, I'm an airplane!

[–]JustFineThankYou 0 points1 point ago

And legend says that cat was told "He could be anything"

He followed his dreams. Something commendable to all of us redditors

[–]aswizz 0 points1 point ago

He's winkin at me:D

[–]Airazz 0 points1 point ago

[–]Extreemguy19 0 points1 point ago

"I must go, my planet needs me!"

[–]tamazin 0 points1 point ago

wink wink

[–]Hellakittehs 0 points1 point ago

This is the Hero this city deserves

[–]GrieferSutherland 0 points1 point ago

Maru? Check. Automatic front page!

[–]speedyjohn 0 points1 point ago

It's more than a cat

It's more than a plane

It's a cat-plane--A motherfucking cat-plane!

[–]omnom1 0 points1 point ago

thats how i feel when i put my ipod on airplane mode

[–]idosillythings 0 points1 point ago

This is you captain speaking, uhhh, we'll be flying at a ceiling level of about three feet today. Uhhh, we're expecting some slight turbulence when jumping over the couch. Uhhh, and a slight delay depending on feeding time. Uhhh, we realize that you have a choice in catlines, and uhhh, we just want to thank you for choosing MaruAir.

[–]nastynuggets 0 points1 point ago

[–]Djakanu 0 points1 point ago

Cat-hay Pacific.

[–]mskalamata 0 points1 point ago

This looks like the cat version of Ron Swanson.

[–]aareyes12 0 points1 point ago

Yes thank you goodnight

[–]UzwellUzington 0 points1 point ago

I can guarantee that this particular cat will be able to fulfill the obligations of an airplane on the fifth monday of the 11th year assuming that it is a full moon, 50% of the time.

[–]cautioncarnival 0 points1 point ago

MARUUUUUUUU

[–]argentfish 0 points1 point ago

"Ready the squadron, leftenant. We fly at dawn."

[–]sweetthang1972 0 points1 point ago

I always upvote Maru.

[–]junkfoodjane 0 points1 point ago

Such a regal expression on that cats face... love it.¦>3

[–]AlphaTau169 0 points1 point ago

So you used quotes because the cat actually said this, or...?

[–]darkkite23 0 points1 point ago

MARUMARUMARUMARUMARU

I've officially made myself Maru's cheerleader.

[–]dualitycake 0 points1 point ago

Maru makes me seriously consider bestiality

[–]MyiPadisDirty 0 points1 point ago

what kind of cat is maru?

[–]archij 0 points1 point ago

has anyone thought about the devastation that will sweep the internet the day that Maru leaves this world for a cardboard Valhalla?

[–]TheGentileWookie 0 points1 point ago

The Right Fluff

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[–]GeneralWarts 8 points9 points ago

It's imagining the wind on it's face as it soars above the clouds.

Or, to help with the fantasy it's facing a fan.

[–]Pigeon_Logic 0 points1 point ago

That's called winking.