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[–]babysealsareyummy 149 points150 points ago

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The look of defeat/disbelief on her face is priceless.

[–]ParticipleDangler 212 points213 points ago

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and/or arousal

[–]AutumnEmber 121 points122 points ago

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She almost looks too tired to comprehend what shes seeing.

[–]Tarkaan 37 points38 points ago*

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Bingo. She works at Tim Horton's, at the drive-thru window, and sees nothing but losers all day long. She doesn't give a fuck where you put your ice cream cones.

[–]poptart2nd 4 points5 points ago

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that's definitely a mcdonalds. the managers wear the little scarfs around their necks and the cones have a yellow M right on them

[–]Tarkaan 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, well ya got me, what can I say?

[–]Xombieshovel -1 points0 points ago

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You can see the McCafe board in the background as well as the fairly distinctive large and medium cups on the left. Definitely a McDonalds.

[–]ovd33 7 points8 points ago

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This would be the first timmies I have seen with ice cream cones. Pretty sure that's a Wendy's.

[–]napoleons_penis 17 points18 points ago

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There is an M on the cone wrapping

[–]1Turd_Ferguson1 16 points17 points ago

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Yep that is a Mcdonalds. Notice the McFrappe Sign above her head.

[–]Tarkaan 7 points8 points ago

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I totally missed it. That was some NCIS style detective work there, Turd Ferguson.

[–]woolysockofdoom 2 points3 points ago

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Computer, enhance.

[–]Bruce_Bruce 1 point2 points ago

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I could tell just by the uniforms.

[–]horseher 1 point2 points ago

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napoleaons_penis is right.

[–]turtlesquirt 3 points4 points ago

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Never doubt, the little guy

[–]walshy420 0 points1 point ago

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nope, its mcdonalds. look at the paper on the cone, it has the arch on it

[–]Tarkaan 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck, well damn, looks like I fucked up again!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I think they just caught her mid-blink.

[–]fannner 0 points1 point ago

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Tired..the bitch looks high

[–]spliff_and_gif 17 points18 points ago

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[–]amaddenmk4 30 points31 points ago

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First she was caught off guard but i think she started to dig it.

[–]LordDeLaFunk 29 points30 points ago

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Girl look at that body.

[–]munge_me_not 6 points7 points ago

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I work out.

[–]JimboBimbo 26 points27 points ago

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I'm sexy and I cone it.

[–]munge_me_not -3 points-2 points ago

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Cone bone me baby.

[–]13flamingpanthers -1 points0 points ago

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I coned....

[–]munge_me_not 33 points34 points ago

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Coney 2012

[–]Jgschultz15 4 points5 points ago

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I dont know how this comment isnt at the top

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Because it's a reply to another comment..

[–]Gothiks 3 points4 points ago

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My body is ready.

[–]occupythekitchen 0 points1 point ago

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the next second is of arousal this one is disbelief....I was ready to say repost but it's not the same second as the one submitted 2 months ago....

[–]ParticipleDangler 53 points54 points ago

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The beautiful thing: In the video, you can see all her emotions just roll through, one after the other, in the span of 800 milliseconds. It's like the moment cone touched nip, her mind rebooted and BIOS SELF TEST... 655360 OK

A>_

[–]imperialxcereal 38 points39 points ago

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It's the look of "I don't get paid enough at this already awful job to deal with a 30 year old who thinks he is hilarious" kind of look.

[–]Carbon13 8 points9 points ago

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"So yea, somebodys dad came through the drive thru, bought some ice cream cones, and stuck them to his nipples. His asshole wife took a picture and posted it on the internet. Mid-life crises are great."

[–]WaffleMountain 1 point2 points ago

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Actually this picture is from the video, that his band mates recorded

[–]Carbon13 0 points1 point ago

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Band mates. $100 says he's a democrat.

[–]goforglory 0 points1 point ago

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Thinks?

[–]lizmccoot 12 points13 points ago

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It looks more like "oh, this bullshit again!?" kind of look to me

[–]LovingSweetCattleAss 3 points4 points ago

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It is the look of 'Oh my god I already have that many stories to tell about my job and if I also add this one to the list, I can be sure nobody will ever believe me again.'

[–]Kaylihl 1 point2 points ago

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The stories are the best part.

[–]jimmyb207 2 points3 points ago

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It's the classic look of "WTF?"

[–]mquindlen81 1 point2 points ago

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she kind of looks like she's really turned on or really high on sedatives.

[–]Todomanna 1 point2 points ago

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Honestly, she just looks bored. She looks like she opened her mouth to say something, but not really in shock or disbelief.

[–]sniper_lad 0 points1 point ago

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yes it is

[–]Quasator 70 points71 points ago

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[–]rdr05300 79 points80 points ago

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I know there's a problem with myself somewhere, because that girl's reaction was way more attractive than it should have been.

[–]frickindeal 32 points33 points ago

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It was a mix of shock and mild arousal.
I think it moved.

[–]rdr05300 20 points21 points ago

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(sigh...) Reddit's going to make me say it out loud, isn't it?

Her reaction was attractive to ME.

[–]thatawesometragedy 6 points7 points ago

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...you are not alone

[–]lemonpjb 1 point2 points ago

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There's definitely a moment when she gets her DTF eyes on.

[–]TheMartinConan 0 points1 point ago

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She looked slightly aroused.

[–]Insanejuggla11 10 points11 points ago

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"Put me in drive." Low gear it is.

[–]seafoamstratocaster 16 points17 points ago

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CUZ ITS AGENST DAH LAWE

[–]ParticipleDangler 4 points5 points ago

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I just love how she stutters as her mind begins to process what's going on, then she shuts up completely. Looks like she'll have to save the long rant for the next person who dares buy ice cream from her.

[–]Engineer3227 1 point2 points ago

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She was talking about being video taped right? Because she also hides from the camera until the other girl asks about it and then she just HAS to pop out to inform them that it's against the law?

Then her argument is completely shut down by ice cream nipples.

[–]titsmeow 0 points1 point ago

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[–]fromfocomofo 0 points1 point ago

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How the fuck is anything in this video against the law?

[–]speakstupor 5 points6 points ago

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I love how she had to hand them out because the original girl that was going to refused. Really?

[–]Engineer3227 1 point2 points ago

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I think the other girl didn't want to be video taped. I think that's what she was saying was against the law.

[–]Kaylihl 1 point2 points ago

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There's a really good chance these two were being dicks before hand, laughing, with a camera, and the presenter called her manager over to keep the situation from escalating.

[–]Engineer3227 0 points1 point ago

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Well... But if the white girl was the manager then why would the black girl have come back around the corner instead of letting the manager deal with it?

They seem to have clearly been upset about something they thought was illegal being done. All I could think of was either a seat belt (pointless) or the camera.

Regardless of any of that though you're right about the possibility they were being dicks beforehand. But if you notice at the beginning of the video the driver almost starts laughing and chokes it back in order to keep a serious face.

[–]Kaylihl 0 points1 point ago

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I have a feeling it was a combination of their behavior, and the camera. If you're filming in my drive through.... Something is up. Even without a camera, I tend to know pretty quickly when someone is going to give me a hard time.

If I call my manager over (rare) you can bet I'll stand back,but not so far I don't get to watch what goes down.

[–]diuge 4 points5 points ago

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"Can I ask why you're doing this?" What is he doing that's against the law? Not wearing his shirt? Or is this a second take?

[–]Thinks_Reddit_Is_RPG 8 points9 points ago

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It was the other girl who said it was against the law. The girl who actually handed over the cones asked why they're doing this (pointing a camera at me with no shirt on while ordering two ice cream cones) because she knew something was coming.

Think about it. You work at a McDonalds. You're basically on autopilot at this point. You also know about coning at this point. You may have already been coned. So when some young guys WITH A CAMERA drive up after ordering small vanilla ice cream cones, you're mentality is just, "Alright asshole, whatever. Here are your cones, wow you just did that, for real? What an idiot..."

[–]CerealMen 1 point2 points ago

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She could mean filming them.

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[–]CerealMen 4 points5 points ago

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Just because it isn't the law doesn't mean she doesn't think it's against the law. I'm sure there is something against making money off of people who don't want to be filmed though.

[–]k3nnyd -4 points-3 points ago

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..and then he litters everything all over the ground. Eat your fucking ice cream, dick.

[–]diuge 7 points8 points ago

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I don't know why you're being downvoted. This asshole's making some poor minimum wage worker go out just to clean up his discarded, nipple-fucked ice cream cones.

[–]Engineer3227 0 points1 point ago

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The ice cream cones and ice cream are not littering. They are made entirely from organic edible items which will literally disappear within less than a week.

The paper though, yes, that would be considering littering. But you should seriously choose your battles. Two thin paper "holders" are not a serious issue. For one thing paper is bio-degradable. For another thing they are perhaps the most innocent and least damaging item which could possibly be considered "litter".

[–]k3nnyd 2 points3 points ago

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I never get the argument that if something is organic then it's perfectly fine to litter it wherever you please. It's going to sit there, rot, stink, and attract bugs and animals. In this case, there's a pile of ice cream in the parking lot of the McDonald's now. Oh, it'll only sit there for a week! Haha, ok ....then we all might as well throw all our trash right out the window because some city cleanup crew will take care of it within a week.

I don't think a police officer would share your logic if they saw you litter anything whether it's organic or not. The point of not littering is to maintain a civil environment where we aren't animals throwing things all over the place. Does your trash look nice and beautify the surroundings? No it doesn't so pick it the fuck up and use a trash can. They are there so that trash isn't laying around rotting and stinking in every street gutter. Stop trying to create exceptions to laws so you can be lazy, because that's not how it works.

[–]FPSTheory 43 points44 points ago

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"Put me in drive"

[–]Islanduniverse -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]provokedcarp 1 point2 points ago

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The look as she closes that window.

I've never been more attracted to someone in a fast food uniform.

[–]nem2k 41 points42 points ago

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[–]delo14 27 points28 points ago

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The awkward moment when you haven't seen a old friend from high school for a few years until he shows up in a picture like this.......

[–]lopl 1 point2 points ago

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Cincinnati

[–]thedeejus 1 point2 points ago

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IS IT PHILL???

[–]thedeejus 1 point2 points ago

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is it phill?

[–]jkhamilt27 11 points12 points ago

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Her face immediately made me think of HST: With any luck, her life was ruined forever, always thinking that behind some closed window, men with waxed chests were getting incredible kicks from things she'll never know.

[–]SirBenjamin 29 points30 points ago

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That is a goofy photo.

[–]UntilOppressionEnds 10 points11 points ago

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Belongs in /r/funny.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 4 points5 points ago

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Note how turned on she looks at the sight of ice cream nipples.

[–]13flamingpanthers 1 point2 points ago

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His face is great. Completely straight faced. "I'm that fucking awesome"

[–]Mattangard 1 point2 points ago

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I think shes turned on

[–]DRayG79 1 point2 points ago

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Shes so turned on she can't even keep her mouth shut.

[–]System6 1 point2 points ago

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Time to update my bucket list.

[–]mrdoink20 1 point2 points ago

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My body is ready.

[–]Operation_mongoose 1 point2 points ago

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Finally the short lived "conE-ing" has came to a spectacular close.

[–]technosasquatch 1 point2 points ago

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She looks like someone I know

[–]Flodwoman 0 points1 point ago

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I bet his nipples are hard.

[–]bennn30 0 points1 point ago

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His lack of any expression is pure willpower.

[–]mangipng 0 points1 point ago

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Dafuq did I see

[–]Lexemic 0 points1 point ago

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She looks like she'd like to lick it off.

[–]phammy 0 points1 point ago

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She wants to lick his cold frosty nips.

[–]rizzo5522 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like she wants a bite ;-)

[–]xanderlander 0 points1 point ago

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Look at her face. You know she liked that.

[–]darklooshkin 0 points1 point ago

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I can't tell if she's shocked or aroused at the sight.

[–]imafindyousoon 0 points1 point ago

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nothing like a nice vanilla swirl on a pair of hairy nipples

[–]kellykebab 0 points1 point ago

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Why do the staff people in some of these videos get mad. The coner has already paid before coning. Where is the victim in this crime?

[–]Ghostdemon 0 points1 point ago

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Coning Max level

[–]MrRebeccaSlumber 0 points1 point ago

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she just creamed her jeans

[–]polaroidgeek 0 points1 point ago

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Her face is the best part

[–]Cptn_Hook 0 points1 point ago

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Mel C always was the least popular Spice Girl, but this is still a pretty far fall.

[–]MikeTheSpike 0 points1 point ago

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That was the weirdest Conan episode.

[–]tusocalypse 0 points1 point ago

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Please tell me you had Katy Perry blasting....

[–]nikiHXM 0 points1 point ago

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Such a pimp.

[–]ranquet91 0 points1 point ago

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I believe she has an "O" face going there...

[–]daweaver 0 points1 point ago

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Proud to say I've done this. Even got a very similar look.

[–]CREEPERSGONCREEP7923 0 points1 point ago

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Coning: Katy Perry style.

[–]MyLifeForKFC 0 points1 point ago

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She wants him - you can see it in her eyeeeees!!

[–]outlawcountry 0 points1 point ago

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priceless lol

[–]snowbiz08 0 points1 point ago

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I think you are from oregon.

[–]KittyCyatt 0 points1 point ago

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The Madonna.

[–]Earjizz 0 points1 point ago

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holy shit I know this guy. he is in 'The Park Band' check them out on iTunes

[–]jarjack 0 points1 point ago

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i need a video of this

[–]Kaylihl 0 points1 point ago

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People have started doing this to us more and more often. I thoroughly approve of this stunt because it's the first one that doesn't involve ME walking around covered in ice cream for the rest of my shift. I'd laugh.

But please stop purposefully spilling your drinks on us, high schoolers. It isn't cute.

[–]The_Vizier 0 points1 point ago

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"I'm too high for this shit"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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A careful inspection of her eyes leads me to believe her Jimmies were Unrustled by the event.

[–]tenchi1018 0 points1 point ago

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That guy is hot. I wouldn't mind watching him rub ice cream on himself all day long. Makes me want to lick some ice cream...I think I'd like his popsicle better.

[–]theffej 0 points1 point ago

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SHE LOVES IT

[–]_JesusChrist_ 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Xervicx 0 points1 point ago

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What exactly is against "Dah law"?

[–]tennis12master -1 points0 points ago

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The video.

[–]Rastus452 -4 points-3 points ago*

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GUYS, WHY IS THIS ON WTF, COME ON, SERIOUSLY Edit: I was trying to make a joke about people who say stuff like that. Apparently it didn't take.

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer -4 points-3 points ago

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Well this is pretty awesome. I'm going to try this after work.

[–]MrACasillas -1 points0 points ago

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Hey baby, check out these cones!

[–]MrACasillas -1 points0 points ago

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"Would you like that supersized?" "Baby, it already is"

[–]STRFKR -1 points0 points ago

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This is why you cant have nice things: You're too busy putting them on your nips

[–]DeuceDeMaurtem -1 points0 points ago

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This made my day :P

[–]br4tty -1 points0 points ago

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That guy looks almost exactly like my boyfriend.

[–]mach-2 -1 points0 points ago

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he wants to have some coneinglingus amairite?

[–]BurningMelon -1 points0 points ago

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[–]gfunk363 -1 points0 points ago

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my friend coned once...but what he did was yell FALCON PUNCH then punch it out of their hand....he did it 3 times he missed twice and it connected the last try...so good

[–]J3NGA -1 points0 points ago

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Hahaha, omg, this happened at the McD's where I live XD Friend of a friend is the girl in the picture. And this guy is in a band! link

[–]Lefty07 -2 points-1 points ago

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i dont why but this made me laugh a lot looks like she cant decide which emotion shes feeling

[–]warrior2233 -2 points-1 points ago

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Is this the Ryan Dunn crash video?

[–]RainbowsRainbows -1 points0 points ago

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[–]pdxb3 -2 points-1 points ago

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It's like, extreme ironing meets coning...

[–]k1ngp1n -2 points-1 points ago

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Wait wtf, is this you? You look exactly like me. this is weird.