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[–]gu5 9 points10 points ago

Still liquid.

[–]Kowzorz -2 points-1 points ago

But it's gas, maaan!

[–]razski 0 points1 point ago

Its a liquid, and not flammable unless the vapour is mixed with air.

[–]Kowzorz 1 point2 points ago

Well, duh. You just don't understand what I'm sayin', maaan!

[–]Ianto1992 -1 points0 points ago

a liquid called gasoline or petroleum maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Don't make me go God Bless America on you

[–]archaeauto 9 points10 points ago

More like prehistoric plankton, not dinosaurs.

[–]Tiktaky 4 points5 points ago

Does that mean conservative Christians don't believe in petrol?

[–]FaptainAwesome 3 points4 points ago

I think that's exactly what it means

[–]Kowzorz 1 point2 points ago

No, they believe in petrol. They just think satan planted it there to make them think the earth was older than it was which would obviously be the best way of removing any faith that a religious person has so the devil chose to do that instead of some other less effective thing.

[–]Gonazar 3 points4 points ago

It's funny because it's so wrong.

[–]_Lawlrus_ 2 points3 points ago

I get 50 miles a dinosaur in my car

[–]fluxaxion 2 points3 points ago

This is the kind of humour that misleads millions of Americans lol.

[–]detritus87 1 point2 points ago

It's also why I tell people my fake leather jacket is Dinosaur skin, which is much better than tanned cow hide

[–]Colin5789 1 point2 points ago

It is wrong and reposted!

[–]slid3r 1 point2 points ago

[–]SmarmyFellow 2 points3 points ago

Love that shirt, bought it on woot! http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=20655

[–]zeug666 1 point2 points ago

Before anyone looks, you can no longer buy that particular shirt.

[–]lvl6 2 points3 points ago

This is wrong on so many levels I cannot begin to express my rage

[–]Harold_Grundelson 0 points1 point ago

Never forget...

[–]hystericalwisteria 0 points1 point ago

[–]scarabeetle101 0 points1 point ago

I want this on a T-shirt. Where can I get it?

[–]j4jyl 0 points1 point ago

petrol is a liquid.

[–]ChewyPotatoCream 0 points1 point ago

Fossil fuels... I see what you did there.

[–]EvOllj 0 points1 point ago

fossil fuels are not from dinosaur biomass. its all plant biomass.

[–]Hypnopomp -1 points0 points ago

I'd take this moment to reiterate how all sorts hydrocarbons are produced by geologic processes.