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[–]Cuddly_Toy 7 points8 points ago

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In Ireland, that's not planking, that's foreplay

[–]youhavecondoms 4 points5 points ago

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You sure that's not in Wisconsin?

[–]hoopstick 3 points4 points ago

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It's not pinin,' it's passed on! This cow is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late cow! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! It's hopped the twig! It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This.... is an EX-COW!

[–]LegendOfGannon 2 points3 points ago

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Get that cow some calfeine so it wakes up

[–]Flour_power 2 points3 points ago

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Yep, that cow is almost certainly dead. Indicated by excessive bloating.

[–]Euphemism_Guy 8 points9 points ago

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I'd plank that cow, if you know what I mean.

[–]_Lawlrus_ 4 points5 points ago

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Legen, wait for it... dairy

[–]all_knowing_fish 1 point2 points ago

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I like how the other cows are watching.

[–]jaxioni 3 points4 points ago

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I find this udderly disgusting and am mooved to tears. Cow do you sleep at night?

[–]Sorkijan 3 points4 points ago

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That's utterly horrible.

[–]zenmn 1 point2 points ago

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Planking a dead cow, I'm so proud of my more "cultural" peers.

[–]r4nge 0 points1 point ago

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Cow in background ಠ_ಠ

[–]Colin5789 0 points1 point ago

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At least wait more than a day to repost it.

[–]tomllm 0 points1 point ago

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I live in Belfast. My flatmates are all from the border. They're convinced this is a friend of theirs.

[–]Billy_Reuben 0 points1 point ago

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Planking on what, in death, has now become a pressurized anthrax incubator. Well, it's certainly taking planking to never before seen levels of dumb and biohazard.

[–]xrand0m 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure it's not dead, just been "cow-tipped" by some jackass. When cows sleep, they lock their knees and sleep standing up. If you tip them over, they can't unlock their knees (they need their weight on their legs to do it). And yeah, cows are that fat.

[–]Dirge37 0 points1 point ago

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Did you tip that cow? If you tipped that cow there's gonna be a hell to pay. Damn cow-tippers always be messing with mah cows

[–]IEntendu -1 points0 points ago

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I was expecting a leprechaun. I am disappointed.

[–]beepbeepimajeep_ -2 points-1 points ago

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He's planking his wife. I don't get it.

[–]Mythsinger -2 points-1 points ago

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Top o' the cow to you!

[–]paranoidbeemer -1 points0 points ago

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Three days in a row! We should set up an auto-post for this pic.