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[–]Joja92 87 points88 points ago

I saw her in something once... and I learned a lesson on how much force the human throat can endure.

[–]Solomaxwell6 78 points79 points ago

You saw her in something or you saw something in her?

[–]log1k 40 points41 points ago

..Both?

[–]yip_yip_yip_uh_huh 5 points6 points ago

I can't believe you see anything in that woman.

[–]TripleBrass 21 points22 points ago

A dick?

[–]flying_chrysler 4 points5 points ago

Amongst other things.

[–]stillalone 11 points12 points ago

tennis balls.

[–]LessLikeYou 1 point2 points ago

That movie was awfully awesome.

[–]nuclearblaster 1 point2 points ago

I saw her in something once... and I learned a lesson on how much force the human asshole can endure.

[–]OhSix 70 points71 points ago

This dog has 4 tennis balls in it's mouth. I've seen Sasha Grey take 9 different dicks in one shoot that was filmed in a factory. Challenge accomplished already.

[–]stillalone 16 points17 points ago

but she didn't have 9 different dicks in her mouth at one time.

[–]OhSix 15 points16 points ago

This is true. Accomplishment of challenge revoked. I have faith in Sasha though. If anyone can fit up to 4 dicks in their mouth, it's her.

[–]snoopyh42 4 points5 points ago

This becomes a physics problem of placement of the men and the ability to reach her mouth with 4 separate dicks.

[–]stillalone 0 points1 point ago

I think if you can get 4 circ de soleil guys they might be able to configure themselves in a manner amenable 4 dick suck.

[–]nuclearblaster 11 points12 points ago

Using Asian guys she can fit 9 quite easily

[–]Ignazio_Polyp 3 points4 points ago

The problem then becomes the positioning of the bodies. Any tetris masters in the house?

[–]santman29 16 points17 points ago

So still Asians...

[–]LookAtThatTurkey 4 points5 points ago

Yea I came here to see a pic of her doin' such an act with [Fixed] of course, and some sort of Challenge Accomplished....

[–]FWL 3 points4 points ago

look for it on the front page in about an hour...

[–]ENKC 18 points19 points ago

It must have been tough to proofread both words.

[–]jbredditor 0 points1 point ago

Oh man. I just saw that. My friend had sent it to me, and I hadn't seen it on reddit, so I just imgur'd it and posted.

I have brought shame on my family.

[–]Caramel_Chew_Chew 55 points56 points ago

Well, I'm off for a wank.

Back in a bit.

[–]CTRL_ALT_MASTURBATE 20 points21 points ago

WAAAAAAAIIIIIIT FOOOOOOR MEEEEEEEE!

[–]Seithin 5 points6 points ago

Wait.. we're going... again!? Sigh, unzips.

[–]RaccoonYetiKiwi 1 point2 points ago

Name extremely relevant...maybe that was the joke

[–]ifap2impress 0 points1 point ago

I can outfap both of you.

[–]SaintGenesius 309 points310 points ago

Because I know these questions are coming: That's apparently Sasha Grey. I did some... research... and she's a former porn starlet who was quite talented and well known in the business, having won several awards for her work.

[–]noiserr 126 points127 points ago

What about the girl?

[–]thymewizard 16 points17 points ago

Well played....

[–]nachbarn95 131 points132 points ago

<< facepalm >> That's why she looked so familiar.

[–]ReDocter17 711 points712 points ago

I would not suggest facepalming after porn...

[–]your_penis 289 points290 points ago

simmmmbaaaaaaa

[–]mitt-romney 160 points161 points ago

Slimy, yet satisfying.

[–]TechGoat 53 points54 points ago

Dear god it's even worse when you hear it in Pumba's voice.

[–]marlowe650 19 points20 points ago

Be thankful you heard it in Pumba's voice, and not Jonathan Taylor Thomas's.

[–]MaxIsAlwaysRight 11 points12 points ago

Or Mitt Romney's.

[–]Zombie_DooDoo 14 points15 points ago

Or Nathan Lane's...

[–]TamponTunnel 12 points13 points ago

MAKE IT STOP.

[–]contspeel 10 points11 points ago

Morgan Freeman?

[–]winter0991 5 points6 points ago

i too am moist

[–]YoungWarthog 0 points1 point ago

hakuna matata

[–]bs0l 5 points6 points ago

One of the few times I've actually laughed out loud at a reddit comment. Points to you sir!

[–]AnarkeIncarnate 26 points27 points ago

Don't judge him. Some people (not me, mind you) enjoy that sort of thing.

[–]superwinner 8 points9 points ago

Sperm is actually really good for your complexion...

[–]mitchmalloy 10 points11 points ago

[–]reneepussman 65 points66 points ago

I'm sorry but I don't think I could trust a "study" done by some gay guy and some girl randomly rubbing jizz on their faces and walking around the city.

So instead I'll just ask your mother.

[–]towns 5 points6 points ago

[–]ALLCAPSUSERNAME 10 points11 points ago

Yeah... I'm not really sure this counts as evidence for anything. Especially considering the two different 'subjects' gave differing results.

I say we need a bigger sample size and of course the ejaculate would have to come from the same person who was on a consistent diet. I bravely volunteer to ejaculate on these people's faces.

[–]isochron1218 4 points5 points ago

I would argue that the woman's skin dried out because it had become dependent on the moisturizer she had used since her days in university.
Once she stopped using the moisturizer on that side, it was all over, whether or not the semen hurt her skin is really indeterminable, especially since the guy had drastically different results.
tl;dr: lotion is bad for your skin.

[–]AVTRHNTR 1 point2 points ago

Women inject it into their faces. It IS good.

[–]MaxIsAlwaysRight 1 point2 points ago

You're thinking of botulism.

[–]MaxIsAlwaysRight 1 point2 points ago

TIL

[–]typical_giant 1 point2 points ago

Ectoplasm... Ectoplasm everywhere!

[–]clazberri 1 point2 points ago

Comment of the day.

[–]USxMARINE 2 points3 points ago

Honestly the hardest I have ever laughed at a comment.

[–]victordavion 43 points44 points ago

I first saw her in Entourage then found out she was a real porn star. I then lol'd because she thinks she made a serious career change. Jokes on me. She's a millionaire.

[–]danisaacs 7 points8 points ago

Me too. I don't know fancy porn with actual actresses. If it isn't free, I haven't fapped.

[–]LoveOfProfit 27 points28 points ago

dafuq

She's exactly my age, and she's already a RETIRED porn actress?

Holy fuck I'm getting too old for this.

[–]stillalone 43 points44 points ago

you're a porn star too?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Either that or a hooker.

[–]LoveOfProfit 5 points6 points ago

My working name is, aptly enough, Profit Of Love.

[–]The_Caring_Banker 4 points5 points ago

former? well shit

[–]dcthomas82 5 points6 points ago

Proof required. For science.

[–]stillalone 4 points5 points ago

google sasha grey.

[–]thenewiBall 8 points9 points ago*

Thank you! I've been trying to think of her name since Friday! I knew her name was similar to my ex (Scarlet Gray) they had quite a few things in common ;) Like daddy issues ಠ_ಠ

[–]yothisbalec 6 points7 points ago

Holy balls I almost freaked out for a second. I also had an ex that looked kinda like her. Then I see your comment and see my ex's name (Minus 1 't') and her last name starts with G as well.

A whole lotta emotions and slight panic in .027 seconds.

[–]Serialnoym63 2 points3 points ago

Stasha? Sashta? Tsasha? Satsha? What kind of name consist of Sasha + 1 't' ? I'm intrigued..

[–]tronen 6 points7 points ago

I think he meant Scarlett.

[–]Serialnoym63 9 points10 points ago

I'm an idiot That explains a lot.

[–]colourmeblue 2 points3 points ago

That's okay, I was thinking Scarle. I'm dumb too.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I think she's out of the business and trying to break into serious acting. It would really be a game changer for the porn industry, it could then be a springboard for starlets instead of a downthrust into bad actor oblivion.

[–]SirBuzzkillington23 18 points19 points ago

Yes, because getting dicks shoved in all of your orifices are going to catapult you into being a well respected actress.

[–]stillnotking 0 points1 point ago

FWIW, I thought she was really good in The Girlfriend Experience. Probably most porn stars can't act, but she can.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

Yes, because getting dicks shoved in all of your orifices are going to catapult you into being a well respected actress.

It worked for Millia Jovovich, and probably every actress of all time. Except for Scarlett Johannson. I'm pretty sure she can make anybody get on their knees and bay like a wolf.

[–]ThePeacoat 5 points6 points ago

what happened with Milla Jovovich? I love her as an actress but was she in porn before? crazy!

[–]GundamWang 7 points8 points ago

No, she was a fashion model. I believe she did nudes, or partial nudes. Doing nude fashion shoots does not have the same stigma as a pornstar though.

[–]OgGorrilaKing 1 point2 points ago

I think he/she implying that she slept around to get acting jobs, not that she did porn. Unfortunately :(

[–]biggmeech 4 points5 points ago

please provide more info on Milla Jovovich thanks

[–]IxXShad0wXxI -1 points0 points ago

She voiced violet in saints row 3

[–]haux 1 point2 points ago

Former? FUCK!

[–]Gringolicious 7 points8 points ago

I wouldn't worry, she has quite the back catalog.

[–]RationalMonkey 4 points5 points ago

Oho! I see what you did there!

...did you do something here or is it all in my head?

[–]Gringolicious 5 points6 points ago

I didn't intend to but after i posted it i was like ''Back? Arse? There could be something in this!"

[–]Sqpon 1 point2 points ago

There have been a lot of things in it I'm sure.

[–]Gringolicious 0 points1 point ago

another one i thought i could fill in after

[–]Severisth 0 points1 point ago

Now this is a comment thread I can get behind.

[–]Gringolicious 0 points1 point ago

I'm giving it my full-throated support

[–]Stythe 1 point2 points ago

Best research ever?

[–]levinsong 3 points4 points ago

This is NOT a bookmark

[–]cabbageloins 1 point2 points ago

I believe him, yo.

[–]logancook44 0 points1 point ago

Research... for educational purposes.

[–]TheBurntToast -1 points0 points ago

She was also a voice actor in saints row 3

[–]gxslim 0 points1 point ago

former

=[

[–]ujemvi -1 points0 points ago

I demand a link. A very NSFW link. Of her, don't troll me.

[–]OgGorrilaKing 1 point2 points ago

She's one of the most famous stars of the decade. It's really not that hard to find some yourself.

[–]xayzer 54 points55 points ago

feigns ignorance. I don't get it.

[–]mapoftasmania 188 points189 points ago

...the awkward moment when Sasha Grey appeared on Entourage, you blurted out "oh, that's Sasha Grey" in front of your girlfriend and she innocently asked "who's she?"...

[–]Circ-Le-Jerk 42 points43 points ago

I saw the film. It was actually terrible. One of those quiet, slow paced movies, that's very somber throughout. Also, she's a terrible actor and should stick to gang bangs.

[–]jonkoeson 56 points57 points ago

I think she was perfect for it, really pulled off the 'dead inside prostitute' thing

[–]SirBuzzkillington23 62 points63 points ago

Pro Tip: She wasn't acting.

[–]MrBig0 27 points28 points ago

That's not what "Pro Tip" means.

[–]pencil364 2 points3 points ago

Obviously he's just pro at deciphering when people aren't actually acting.

[–]PureHypocrisy 6 points7 points ago

just the tip?

[–]TylerDurdenisreal 0 points1 point ago

Just the tip.

[–]JustTheTip316 3 points4 points ago

You called?

[–]hoodie92 2 points3 points ago

Oh I've never seen it. I just said it's a good answer to use :)

[–]dainethemain 1 point2 points ago

i wouldn't say it was terrible, but it wasn't great.

[–]psilokan 1 point2 points ago

Interestingly enough, that's actually where I know her from. After watching the whole thing I thought "Well that movie sucked, not only did the plot suck but there was also nothing worth whacking off to." So off to pirate bay I went and downloaded all of her shit and proceded to have a jolly good time.

[–]mapoftasmania 1 point2 points ago

...is exactly what I said! Later, when the lights were a little lower, I may have mentioned her porn star status in reference to a certain request I was making at the time...

[–]jbredditor 44 points45 points ago

There are no fewer than three different couples, two different TV's, and two different couches in that image.

[–]Atersed 3 points4 points ago

First frame is redundant, I feel.

[–]thisnotanagram 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even see it it at first.

[–]Youngblood777 12 points13 points ago

Entourage was the only time away from my girlfriend.

[–]GlueBoy 14 points15 points ago

How awkward is it to poop with her there?

[–]Youngblood777 5 points6 points ago

Blumpkin

[–]Atheist101 6 points7 points ago

If your girlfriend cant handle you watching porn, that is a relationship doomed to fail

[–]BabyLizard 8 points9 points ago

why would you watch entourage with your girlfriend?! that show is like sex & the city for us guys, it's gender exclusive.

[–]mapoftasmania 7 points8 points ago

She likes it. Reminds her of the douchebags she used to date before she met me ;)

[–]Krantastik 28 points29 points ago

And that doesn't worry you at all?

[–]mapoftasmania 7 points8 points ago

No. I used to be bit of a douche myself. We are both a little more mature now when it comes to relationships (and now married, by the way).

[–]Crashmo 10 points11 points ago

She misses them, huh?

[–]CheshireIsBack 2 points3 points ago

Hahaha. That's a perfect description except my ex-bf used to watch Sex and the City. I made fun of him for it, its an awful show.

[–]PolardOOd 0 points1 point ago

My wife, at the time just g/f, is the one that got me to watch it. She some parts of a few episodes from leaving the TV on HBO. Got her interested in it and then she got me interested.

Actually she's the one that gets me to watch any show. If it wasn't for her I wouldn't even watch TV or even stream the shows from whatever other source.

[–]Cyralea 0 points1 point ago

I did the exact same thing with Sibel Kekilli, who plays Shae on Game of Thrones. Though to be fair, she also plays a whore in the show, so that sort of makes it alright.

[–]Dr_Professor_R 38 points39 points ago

I find it perfectly acceptable that this turned me on.

[–]rawbamatic 39 points40 points ago

Well, some people have animal fetishes. That's not my cup of tea but I won't judge.

[–]My_Eyes_Hurt 13 points14 points ago

Dr. Professor was obviously referring to the fuzzy, fuzzy tennis balls... aww yeaa bounce you bitches... bounce

[–]lufraf 0 points1 point ago

[–]jon_the_red 11 points12 points ago

I didn't get the reference, then I turned off safe search. ๏_๏

[–]aschumacher44 7 points8 points ago

So I started laughing in my office and felt really weird. I immediately felt better when my boss walked by, showed him the pic, and he started laughing just as hard.

[–]Ohgodwhatisthisidont 112 points113 points ago

Guys she's not a pornstar anymore. She's an ARTIST.

[–]jew_jitsu 483 points484 points ago

She always was.

[–]maxpnem 30 points31 points ago

It's comments like these where I wish I could give more upvotes.

[–]attilad 23 points24 points ago

I wasn't going to upvote him, but I did because of your comment. I got your back!

[–]wr80 15 points16 points ago

Well now i'm obligated to upvote everyone in this chain to have all of your backs...

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 15 points16 points ago

It's what Sasha Grey would do, after all...

[–]jew_jitsu 2 points3 points ago

Idea: /r/sashagrey subreddit where the upvotes are erections and the downvotes are floppy.

[–]The_s4rg3 1 point2 points ago

..and for those of you wondering, it appears to be real.

Why does this not surprise me? ಠ_ಠ

[–]thatssorelevant 0 points1 point ago

I acted in a similar manner.

[–]S1ayer 9 points10 points ago

Since quitting porn, she became a terrible actress and formed an even more terrible band called aTelecine (They make noise. I mean literally. It's just noise).

She's the Michael Jordan of porn trying to play baseball. Come back before it's too late!

[–]khfreek 1 point2 points ago

Yes, noise is a genre of music. She was in that band before she quit porn.

[–]nuclearblaster 2 points3 points ago

a cumshots artist

[–]jonez450 2 points3 points ago

And that will make the challenge even more fun to watch

[–]wr80 4 points5 points ago

I know this is Sasha Grey very sexy, but what's she doing now that she's done with porn?

[–]ReesesForBreakfast 13 points14 points ago

Re-runs

[–]Liquid_Swordsman 0 points1 point ago

She voiced that one bitch in Saints Row 3.

[–]wr80 0 points1 point ago

Oh well shes doing something new at least

[–]SirSevy 22 points23 points ago

[–]redditspice 2 points3 points ago

4 balls, that's two nutsacks... I could do that and I'm not even a professional.

[–]cabbageloins 5 points6 points ago

How you doin?

[–]Matiti60 14 points15 points ago

She's a crazy squirter

[–]Sir_not_sir 47 points48 points ago

I believe you have Sasha Grey confused with Cytheria.

[–]davewuvswaffles 10 points11 points ago

God that one scene with her and Jana Cova. Jana just has no idea what to do...

I mean... who?

[–]Sir_not_sir 3 points4 points ago*

This one?

[NSFW]

[–]davewuvswaffles 13 points14 points ago

cough

Wierd how my computer is posting NSFW links... must be a virus or something.

[–]Flash_Johnson 14 points15 points ago

I have finished my fap. this now repulses me.

[–]cabbageloins 1 point2 points ago

Dammit, why does this describe most of my life...

[–]dydxexisex 0 points1 point ago

Srsly, wtf is that shit? It's like semen, but so much more.

[–]pox_ 5 points6 points ago

So not at work throwing a book mark out there.

[–]jonbowen 2 points3 points ago

There was squirting there. And it was hot!!!

[–]RandomSeinfeldQuotes 1 point2 points ago

I'm out.

[–]thisnotanagram 0 points1 point ago

I like her natural tits.

[–]amazingmaximo 1 point2 points ago

why is your NSFW blue?

[–]Sir_not_sir 1 point2 points ago

To make it extra special of course!

[–]jonbowen 2 points3 points ago

There was no squirting there.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I too am shocked that you posted a link in a comment thread about pornstar squirters without having the decency of posting a NSFW tag.

I am not a clever man...

[–]Sir_not_sir 2 points3 points ago

Better?

[–]likethatwhenigothere 12 points13 points ago

I bet she is. But what about Sasha? ;)

[–]iLuVtiffany 2 points3 points ago

Isn't she retired?

[–]he_cried_out_WTF 1 point2 points ago

I get it!

[–]troxnor 0 points1 point ago

She's filthy, but dammit she's so hot

[–]Uranus_Hz 0 points1 point ago

Sasha Grey? I'll be in my bunk.

[–]TheBurntToast 1 point2 points ago

I have seen to much porn to remember what her name is

[–]Youngblood777 2 points3 points ago

I would marry, Sasha. I'd even cook in the relationship

[–]_Tyler_Durden_ 3 points4 points ago

Just don't bother doing the dishes though, you will need all the penicillin you can get.

[–]kouji66 0 points1 point ago

I clicked upvote with enough force to shake the world. GG good sir. GG

[–]TheMaryTron 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if I should be ashamed or proud that I didn't have to read the comments to get this one.

[–]Meotar 0 points1 point ago

If you don't slap it, you won't get it.

[–]Goaticorn 0 points1 point ago

she starred in 224 adult films... holy shit..

[–]OldJeb 0 points1 point ago

Achievement unlocked!

[–]nickateen 0 points1 point ago

For those of you who don't flog the dolphin regularly, she as a porn star named Sasha Grey.

[–]Unbeliever03 0 points1 point ago

No idea who what was, until now.

[–]dracunculus 0 points1 point ago

I just realized my friend looks like a blonde Sasha Grey. Can't unsee!

[–]liarliar415 0 points1 point ago

super old repost.

[–]CrippledSexManiac -1 points0 points ago

Aw... I miss Sasha Grey. Her videos were always the greatest. Her eye contact was just glorious. And she's just so beautiful too... I think I'll go cry now.

[–]Chrischn89 1 point2 points ago

Don´t be sad! As long as humanity exists, there will be individuals who accept being filmed licking a dirty toilet bowl in front of a camera for money... and good looking ones too!

[–]slaium -1 points0 points ago

would have been funnier if that was bree olson. that girl can take it...sasha is lovely.

[–]huracan 0 points1 point ago

I almost broke the mouse wheel scrolling down

[–]aido179 0 points1 point ago

OH MY FUCKING GOD. Well that's the last time I question the lack of a link in the top rated comment

[–]daberg 0 points1 point ago

A little late to the party

[–]a_fig_newton 0 points1 point ago

This woman is just medically fascinating.

[–]NeonPersonality 0 points1 point ago

She looks exactly like my drama teacher, so this disturbs me in so many ways.

[–]jbredditor -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Pudricks 0 points1 point ago

That feel. I know it.

[–]Gerbil_Coffins -1 points0 points ago

Sasha Grey is so pretty. Too bad she's a whore. Well former whore. But who knows? Maybe she's fucking a lot of dudes on the side too.

[–]reneepussman 0 points1 point ago

She's retired, maybe you should find a more current pic to repost.